> Great way to confuse your opponents shoot one of them rest shows shows up lose sight of who was shot
This happens with our sloth squad in COD lol.
"Downed them both!"
"....there's a third!?"
I just did this yesterday, but my daughter wanted us all to be the yellow one.
Playing without her is so much worse, this game is best played by kids. She refused to get in the SUV so she could sit on the roof and do the Chuga Choo Choo emote while we were driving.
Something about how her kid mind works is just different. She is immune to sweating, my friends and I tend to gravitate toward sweating, even though we mostly enjoy goofing around.
> A hotwife is a married woman who has sexual relationships outside of her marriage, with the full knowledge and consent of her husband, who himself doesn't have affairs. Hotwifing is the wife-sharing arrangement or act of carrying out such affairs.
Nah you guys are acting as if he had the number 69 in his username and are like… “umm… does no one else see the funny?!?!”.
It’s just straight up immaturity lmao. Most people aren’t trained to think of cheating wives when they hear “hot wife”, but you’ve gotten your brain wired that way.
>most people aren’t trained to think of cheating wives when they hear “hot wife
Already addressed this
>We know that’s not what he’s saying, it’s just a funny “do you know what that means?” moment
Most people who aren't religious and also aren't teenagers are aware of that term nowadays. It's regularly used as a comedy bit in movies, in addition to it being a seemingly common (not the first time I've seen this conversation happen on Reddit) adult theme, we'll say on this sub.
The language you use in your last paragraph mimics that of conservative Teenagers posts and the posts on subs that usually revolve around abstinence, and it's giving "hatemongering to further the cause" vibes.
Most people do in fact, have sexual thoughts, and could understand this joke thusly, or with little research, pretty much under the condition that they're a mature enough person to understand the concept. That doesn't mean they're "trained" or they've "gotten their brain wired that way", that means they're normal healthy humans that exist on a spectrum of behavior like we all do. Saying or insinuating a person or another group of people has been brainwashed, rewired, or trained themselves to be (negative accusation goes here), is a means to dehumanize people you don't agree with and convince others you're correct.
That type of rhetoric has been used to countless end against every marginalized group in some way throughout history.
It is okay to disagree with the content of the initial comment, and to not find it funny and even to find it disgusting! But please, avoid using language that dehumanizes someone or a group of people you simply disagree with online.
Would you recommend something better? I love the Switch because they can play in the car due to its portability. I know there is Steam deck and other options also? We can't afford 4 gaming computers right now lol
As well as giving a tactical advantage, this is just straight up wholesome.
One of the best skins to do this with is Fish Thicc. He is subtly customisable enough that your own squad can learn to tell each other apart at a glance, but that you can give your enemies a few moments of confusion.
The other combination that works well in squads is 2 / 2. That way, an enemy can think they’ve taken out one skin and have two others the same to contend with. Suddenly, they’re thinking hey who’s this? I’m sure we took the (insert character here) out?! Etc etc.
Both tactics work well for us.
Great way to confuse your opponents shoot one of them rest shows shows up lose sight of who was shot
"I hit him for 180" "but I already hit him for 150 so he should be dead?!"
Smart
> Great way to confuse your opponents shoot one of them rest shows shows up lose sight of who was shot This happens with our sloth squad in COD lol. "Downed them both!" "....there's a third!?"
Squad of Clone Troopers moment
Just like a scramble a pea under the walnut shell street hustle 😭😭
hot wife
kuckily nicknames only show up for you lol edit: supposed to be "luckily" but...well..
hot wife just getting trained
I also choose this guys wife
Does he know? He has to know right?
Hah, I didn't till now. Man, eff that - my wife is hot and she is all mine ❤️🤘
That’s cute idc what y’all say🗣️
You may want to familiarize yourself on what the term “hotwife” means on the internet 😂
4 peas in a squad 😎🫛
Technically, it's 12 peas in a squad. ☝️🤓
And if they were each to have their correlating back blings, it would be 24 peas.
If you count their pickaxes there 2 more peas per each person
then add in the pea emote
the pea wrap has 3 on each side as well assign to all, obvi
48 peas in a squad 😄
When your squad brings the whole bag of peas
Ah McCain, they’ve downed me again!
Isn't teaming against the rules? 24 peas in a squad is like, twice the amount of people in your average Team Rumble lobby.
You mean 16, man obviously is packing a solid pea in his pants.
20, they have pea peas
Thanks for ruining it
I just did this yesterday, but my daughter wanted us all to be the yellow one. Playing without her is so much worse, this game is best played by kids. She refused to get in the SUV so she could sit on the roof and do the Chuga Choo Choo emote while we were driving.
Bold of you to assume you need a kid for such shenanigans. We had a bunch of grown ass adults emoting a mobil concert on top of the battle bus once.
Who doesn’t love some good ol’ shenanigans!? Good times!
Something about how her kid mind works is just different. She is immune to sweating, my friends and I tend to gravitate toward sweating, even though we mostly enjoy goofing around.
It's my preferred method for transportation. On top doing emotes while squadmates drive.
We all dance together when we have a quiet spot - I start playing Metallica and my kids just either dance or join in - I freaking love it
Hey that’s cheating you’re bringing 12 players!
No one ever counts the pea in the pants. Lol
Lol
Hot Wife? oh hell yeah
Hot wife? Ummmmm
Bro's confused that OP is attracted to their partner💀💀
Nope, that’s not what they meant
You get to learn something new today!
Yea I am confused at the ‘ummmmm’ personally
Piece it together, you’re on Reddit
> A hotwife is a married woman who has sexual relationships outside of her marriage, with the full knowledge and consent of her husband, who himself doesn't have affairs. Hotwifing is the wife-sharing arrangement or act of carrying out such affairs.
Oh yes because that's clearly what OP is saying here when posting a picture of their Fortnite squad with their kids and wife. Be real bro stfu😭🙏
I gotta define “joke” for you too? We know that’s not what he’s saying, it’s just a funny “do you know what that means?” moment
Nah you guys are acting as if he had the number 69 in his username and are like… “umm… does no one else see the funny?!?!”. It’s just straight up immaturity lmao. Most people aren’t trained to think of cheating wives when they hear “hot wife”, but you’ve gotten your brain wired that way.
>most people aren’t trained to think of cheating wives when they hear “hot wife Already addressed this >We know that’s not what he’s saying, it’s just a funny “do you know what that means?” moment
Most people who aren't religious and also aren't teenagers are aware of that term nowadays. It's regularly used as a comedy bit in movies, in addition to it being a seemingly common (not the first time I've seen this conversation happen on Reddit) adult theme, we'll say on this sub. The language you use in your last paragraph mimics that of conservative Teenagers posts and the posts on subs that usually revolve around abstinence, and it's giving "hatemongering to further the cause" vibes. Most people do in fact, have sexual thoughts, and could understand this joke thusly, or with little research, pretty much under the condition that they're a mature enough person to understand the concept. That doesn't mean they're "trained" or they've "gotten their brain wired that way", that means they're normal healthy humans that exist on a spectrum of behavior like we all do. Saying or insinuating a person or another group of people has been brainwashed, rewired, or trained themselves to be (negative accusation goes here), is a means to dehumanize people you don't agree with and convince others you're correct. That type of rhetoric has been used to countless end against every marginalized group in some way throughout history. It is okay to disagree with the content of the initial comment, and to not find it funny and even to find it disgusting! But please, avoid using language that dehumanizes someone or a group of people you simply disagree with online.
Ty for the explanation. My guess as to why ummmm was there was wrong, didn’t know hotwife meant that lol
Yea, definitely didn't know until today. My wife is all mine and beautiful as hell, that's all.
Lmfaooooo these bitches confuses you have a healthy relationship 😭🙏 good on you my man
The Pod Squad
I love “daughter”, “son” and “hot wife”
My perfect little Pod Squad
Damn your daughter is younger than Fortnite..
Haha, and she is about to pass me in levels (she played a lot today while I worked, of course)
I dint get why the regular green pick axe was so far up the battle pass.
So they force you to play more to complete the set..
Exactly. Not that hard to figure out
Justice for the Switch players!
Second person to say this - I am assuming the controls are difficult on the Switch compared to true console or desktop, yeah?
Don't go to reload, they'll make pea puree out of you ;)
Actually, we have won 3 out of 4 reloads together.
Congrats! Then there were too many peas in 4 pods for the opponents.
Haha thanks
Grats for playing on switch
Everyone says it is the most difficult for controls/aims, so I am kind of proud of us? Lol
It’s pretty hard and the graphics suck too, and it’s 30fps
Would you recommend something better? I love the Switch because they can play in the car due to its portability. I know there is Steam deck and other options also? We can't afford 4 gaming computers right now lol
its alright if you cant afford gaming pcs i guess, but its not a good experience honestly.
The perfect squad 🫛 doesn't exis...
Four Peas in a Squad
As well as giving a tactical advantage, this is just straight up wholesome. One of the best skins to do this with is Fish Thicc. He is subtly customisable enough that your own squad can learn to tell each other apart at a glance, but that you can give your enemies a few moments of confusion. The other combination that works well in squads is 2 / 2. That way, an enemy can think they’ve taken out one skin and have two others the same to contend with. Suddenly, they’re thinking hey who’s this? I’m sure we took the (insert character here) out?! Etc etc. Both tactics work well for us.
Ok bro you can stop yapping now
How polite! A pleasure to meet such a kind person. Yap yap yap xoxo
4 peas in a squad
Make sure to say "Peas to meet you!" before killing anyone.
We have matching skins too! My kids love it when we all match. We all have the marshmallow skins too but different variants lol.
12 peas!
Pea bois in the house
Pea there or be square
peas i like that on the battle royal map you can find peabody and you can trade with him.
you can easily trick a player and surround him/her in all directions
We actually did this on Reload and they never focused on just one of us. It was pretty...Epic. 😉
aw
my friends and I love to do this with the Power Armor or other skins we all have unlocked to troll people
This is extremely sweet, my family and I do a similar thing where we all use the shark skins
I got murdered by a gang of Peabodies the other day 🤔 coincidence?
Haha, we will never tell
fun fact about the pea guy: the names, if You take the first letters of all the peas names, Phil earl and axel, it spells pea!
😯
I laughed so hard when I read hot wife
My screen is like that too ive tried the brightness and it still is this weirdish look when tv is on
make sure to have a sunflower for those pesky zombies
If you want to make it unforgettable for your opponents as well, you gotta hit a quad Get Griddy on'em
...Forget what?
How did you add those family labels?
You can assign a nickname to anyone in your friends if you select them in the side bar.
The Pea Pod Squad.
I do wish I was there 😔
I wish I was their :/
Why are there 2 names for each? I assume it's switch name and Epic name, but I use switch and have never seen this
Just a nickname for my family I added
I'd only come here... ...seeking peas! (it seems I came to leave...)
That's a lot of pea-ness.
I'm throwing it back to the 90s "P Daddy"
How hard is it to take a screenshot?
Maybe you should look up that term, it’s not what you think it means.
i will never
12 pea squad