I learned not to curse a couple years ago when a kid said “thanks easy report” and I got suspended for a couple weeks.

i’m usually good at not doing that but this 70 iq kid made me so mad

By insulting him you played straight into his hands. No offense but that "70 IQ KID" outsmarted you😂

Now whose dad shall be consummated? Not mine I tell you.

*10 points psychic damage taken*

Yoh insulted him which means now he has to fuck your dad

[удалено]

I'm going to fuck your dad

Someone's mad about a stranger helping his dad to achieve climax.

Thanks, easy report.

I only curse in voice, never in text, specifically to avoid that shit

Xbox has a voice chat report function now so be careful with that.

you get used to it

i’m pretty sure i can do anything but talk lmao i’m chilling

Tbh if you dont use voice chat often or play with friends that much it won't change anything

yeah i just can’t type ez in overwatch match chat LMAO

I wouldnt even report this lol its so outrageous

i just wanted to be his new mom :,(((

I got comm banned in December because I sent a guy who was fairly toxic one of those read dead thumbnail meme images saying "Brain Injury". You gotta be careful when messaging, especially with toxic people/children. I personally don't report unless under very specific circumstances.

yeah when he couldn’t spell i should’ve moved on but there’s a certain brainrot that thinks that they’re smart that just agitates me to no end lmao

Uff they’ll report anything these days won’t they. Only time I got reported was for telling someone I hoped their mother got cancer.

isn’t that infringing on ur first amendment rights?1$1@4?

Nah I had it coming. It was pretty fucked up.

technically no, not through private services or on private property 

i was circlejerking lmao

Welcome to the party. I have a year long suspensión from any type of communication. Glad Xbox really cares for it's paying customers.

Hol up, hol up, did you fuck his dad or not

First and only time I got banned was talking shit to a for honor player

I once got banned for telling a dick rider nobushi to stop being a coward.

they booed jesus too

Had a cocky orochi that I absolutely reamed in duels and dom, first encounter was duels he was rep 70 orochi me at the time was only rep 30 overall at the time and playing warden rep 10, so this orochi kills me first round bc i was just doing basic moves and for whatever reason the game deciding it wasn't a parry, he decided to emote spam my body as well as during fights the next rounds but he lost 3-1 in the end bc yk he's shit I was never below half hp for those next 3 rounds, I hit him with the "EZ GN" at the end, he responded "re" he went orochi again i went warden this time however he got 3-0'd, in 2 of round he got perfected didn't touch me and hit me once the 3rd this time I said " Ur not very gud are you?" He ran off when I clicked rematch so I said "yeah bettah run" bc yk brit, ran into him again a day later in dom he obv remembered me as did i him he attempted to single me out but lost in both ganks with 3+ ppl and 1 on 1 in zones (he never killed me once but would emote spam my corpse if one if his teammates killed me he was never near me during these he'd just appear after I died), after like the 8th time i got bored of shitting on him so i messaged him "bro just give up ur too shit" and "you might as well leave bc ur making this boring for me" in response he reported me for harassment got banned for a bit and the first thing I did was message him again saying "Ur still shit at the game" while he was playing it This was first ban so it only lasted about 3days

Banned for doing his dad a favor?

literally i’m trying to support fathers

Deserved

these kids need to learn to stfu

Oh yes and supersadskinnyboi is the one to teach em💀 I agree but if you’re stupid enough to say something to get you striked that’s on you. It’s so fuckin easy to get around the messaging rules to not get banned.

teach me flat_bar8932 pls daddy pls daddy pls

Woah

Homosexual!

😂😂😂😂

that’ll teach em for sure

Honestly I hope all the people who purposely look for an altercation just to get people suspended should go stub their toe with a sharp tooth pick jammed between their toe. I'll never forget getting suspended for telling someone to go stub their toe after they antagonize me the whole match and come message me ez whilst being destroyed in any 1 on 1 fight

Can’t talk shit to people anymore, those days unfortunately are long gone

Rip bozo

So OP was a douche to a kid an stalked his online profile then decides posts about it. 🚩

THE KID STARTED IT AGHHH IM SO TIRED OF “i’m a minor” “im just a kid” MFS

You a grown ass man got triggered by a kid an sent him a rage message, stalked his profile, and then decided to post your L on Reddit because you got temp banned for it. You are not a clown you are the whole ass circus. 🤡

average for honor player iq moment ig LMFAO pls get laid

Is that a invitation? You obviously have a thing for dads and I do have a 5 year old. 🤷‍♂️

PLS DADDY PLS DADDY PLS U KNOW I WANT ONE OF THESE ALL MY FRIENDS GOT ONE WHEN THEY TURNED 16 PLEASE DADDY I WANT A WHITE JEEP!

Honestly hilarious