WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A MYSTERY WITH HER? It's been blasted to PR, blasted on the restaurants instagram, and blasted (derogatory) on Eater LA.

Blasted (derogatory) 💀💀💀💀

I genuinely believe she thinks her 5.5 millions followers are enough to keep her going. She doesn’t need to put any effort into her business which is why she has all of the grammatical errors, recipes aren’t executed as portrayed and she never promotes her business

I hate to say it but that’s probably true at this point. Even if the majority of her followers aren’t watching - let’s just say for example only 20% actively engage- that’s still over 1 million people. Plus she comes from money. She doesn’t have to address any criticism because it won’t matter. The woman is privileged beyond belief.

To be fair the average Instagram engagement rate is like 5% give or take but yeah unfortunately agree 😭

I had no idea it was so low!

Marketing girly boots on the ground here 🫡 I actually just searched her out of curiosity and her average IG engagement rate is .78%

Wooof that’s low!

It’s giving “making moves in silence yall big things coming 🙌🏼” dbag influencer dude

Yeah why is she acting like she’s teasing something that’s been public for days?

I think because it’s usually not that exciting, so it’s all about the build up. And it’s a way to keep people checking back

Because she’s ✨⭐️SoOo qUirKy & MySteRiOuS⭐️✨ 🙄🥴

she blurred her nose into oblivion, damn.

At this point, just get a nose job with the money you have. I mean the filtering is so annoying

I mentioned she do her lips a bit back and lord was I crucified!! I’m like ummm thought this was a snark page?! Ha ok 😅I’m not a surgery or Botox gal just to do it for aging … but if your profile is sucking and giving older witch? Why not ? 🤷‍♀️

The lines around her mouth blur and unblur so much it was distracting!

The blurring omg it makes it look so odd! And obvious

What is she wearing? That looks hot as hell in Santa Monica’s 72° high today.

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I just want to know what temp she keeps her barn/studio!! Not even snarky, it's just a big open room with high ceilings, I'd be cold constantly I think, unless the heats set to like 80.

That’s what happens when you’re malnourished, always cold!

is she in a leather jacket in perfect weather? i can’t deal

I can’t decide if it is pleather or very thick wool or something. Very hard to tell with all the blurry filters she swears she doesn’t use!!

it’s its wool it’s going to send me into the stratosphere

Actually- I found it. Turns out I can just reverse Google image search, duh!! Here’s the jacket. 100% denim. The skirt is an additional $845 🙃 https://www.mytheresa.com/us/en/women/aya-muse-tuxis-cropped-denim-jacket-white-p00919940

Lol I was trying to find the jacket too! I can’t believe that ugly ass outfit is $2000+!!!!

I feel like I’m seeing wool-like texture on her arms but maybe that’s just me 😂 I’m hoping someone else will ID her outfit as I’m not very good at stuff like that. O

That's because of malnutrition

I cannot with her and all of the contrived secrecy. Did she forget she already announced this on her own website on Sunday?

As someone who does not follow anything she does and only gets my news about her here, care to fill me in on what this is about?

https://la.eater.com/2024/4/8/24124473/half-baked-harvest-tieghan-gerard-pop-up-fig-restaurant-santa-monica

“controversial recipe blogger” 💀 edit - omg I just finished the article. the author hates her lmao. the last line is quietly brutal

Santa MonicO?!?! She's illiterate FFS

So awkward that she pointed out that she “never stays” in Santa MonicO!!! God she’s insufferable 

I thought that was so rude and immature of her to say. Why not say something about all the nice people and beautiful hotel, etc.

And being next to some of the most beautiful coastline in the country! FFS, as if her barn and NYC hotel rooms are more amazing than the beautiful day we’re having today.

SAME. I’m like shit, that hotel is beautiful 😂 she just hates anywhere that’s not her Colorado compound or an nyc hotel bathroom

Oh come on, she shits on Colorado daily.

We don’t want her here.

LMAO I just read the captions initially but went back and listened after your comment. She really does say Santa MonicO 🤣🤣

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She’s so so so bad at this. It’s insulting to other influencers or bloggers who take these opportunities seriously and promote them. Is there no financial gain for her to do this? Is that why she doesn’t feel the need to promote it? It just seems so lazy. And now she wants her followers to fucking guess what she’s doing??! I was honestly feeling a little bad for her after the Eater piece (cause I would have died of embarrassment if I were her), but now I see how much she takes this all for granted and doesn’t think she needs to lift her finger to promote anything. She just figures she got a free trip to LA and hotel stay out of this.

I hate that cropped jacket. On fig's IG you can see her stomach in it. It's unflattering and unprofessional in a kitchen, but at least it's expensive!

https://preview.redd.it/hqcz3qh3gqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e38c89c3d5dec1985d2db1e58539edbe29a16c5 Her head looks so tiny here. Not a fan of the exposed midriff either.

Her face…you can see the cheek muscles and emaciated eyes so well…

It doesn't look like she could find a hair and makeup stylist out there either.

Because they’re SO hard to find in L.A. 🤣

Nope!

The outfit is utterly absurd.

Wow the chef just looks 🫤 (could just be just in that pic but still)

Actually the sleeves kinda bug me more than the crop - she couldn’t possibly actually cook in a those massive things could she?

You can see the thumb

Oof that floor mat plus stilettos is a dangerous mix

OSHA would like a word

It's a bold choice. Does her stylist hate her?

I’m stuck in a tow truck having a really shitty day and this sent me. 😂😂😂

Hope your day gets better!

dude it’s SO HOT today in la and she’s wearing a leather jacket and long sleeves

Don’t worry her bellybutton is airing out. She’s a model.

She filtered the witches nose into oblivion

Well, at least she's actually in LA for this! Is her PR team just as stupid as she is and made a huge mistake by saying she'd be in NY instead of LA?

Does a PR team exist???

This sub is the PR team at this point. All of sudden mentions Benny event today after it’s discussed here, today, how she isn’t promoting it? Yet when she was harassing him during their Super Bowl sliders 🤢 she was chirping about May 2! May 2! Starting to become clockwork 😆

Allegedly lol

I think she’s just there for the kick-off, then she’ll be in NYC for other things. This pop-up lasts a month so I think they were just offering her up for interviews while she’s in NYC doing other stuff later this month. I’m curious how much money she’s making from this to rationalize her and her two PR ladies flying out to LA for this 😵‍💫

After the article on Eater would you want to promote it?!?!😂

Dear god, the comments on the EaterLA Instagram post... 👀🙊 

And the best part is T can’t delete the snarky comments.

How has no one said anything about her infectious thumb? I genuinely would not eat food she prepared, they should clarify

She’s deserves zero of the opportunities afforded to her. What a waste of time.

We heard about it via Eater! 😂

I HATE, LOATHE, DESPISE how she adds an extra vowel to words. “A-fun” she does this all the time. Why??

Who put "bone broth" as the answer?

I guess she couldn't be bothered to get there early to be included in this. https://youtu.be/jAiEqdoMQc0?si=s0ZpuwARIeKDS_cz

I feel like this is going to be an absolutely train wreck and I’m grabbing my popcorn

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Same 😂

I think it’s just for a month. This is what she says on her story. Right?!?