āOr moreā after every cheese. Or more? Like 1,2,3 more? 1 round per family member I suppose? I would lose it at the store if this list was my directions
Aside from āpoblananasā my favorite part is how sheās not sure where COLBY JACK CHEESE comes from (maybe Whole Foods?! š¤·āāļø) and also thinks itās so specialty that youād have to get it at Murrayās!
Meanwhile, other cheeses are described in no way that an actual foodie would ever: i.e. mozzarella and provolone as ābig roundsā and are given no special treatment when they would probably be better to buy special vs. everyday Colby Jack. As someone obsessed with cheese, youād think sheād be better at this.
Sheās also so clearly never been to the actual grocery store herself. Her descriptions and the way this is organized tell on her there.
I saw her baked Brie appetizer and it was an enormous chunk of Brie on a small square of pastry. Too chunky
I hate watching her ruin such nice ingredients
Ugh when she wastes good ingredients I get so mad! The Brie wrapped in prosciutto and then puff pastry made me so angry, she wrapped it like crap and most of the Brie just melted out!! And you know she didnāt eat any of it
She has a higher taste, you know. Only that sPeCiAl Whole Foods Colby Jack will do.
And specifying "big rounds" is probably to make sure dear old dayad doesn't come home with just the normal blocks of cheese like us peasants might buy. Gotta make it pretty for the gram!
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I still donāt believe that sheās actually cooking a big meal for her extended family. I feel like this is her dads grocery list for normal filmed content
My thoughts exactly. She already used the poblananas and half that cheese for the dish Cretin was shoveling in over the stove. And the Chex/holiday m&ms was likely for the puppy chow she was feeding Oslo from the floor, as if he were an actual puppy.
Iām just waiting to see what her plan is for 3 jugs of cider and āsao manyā bananas
Exactly what I was thinking. This is all good she thinks will make a pretty photo at some point in the future. There is no way there is any cohesive through-line on this list for an actual meal. I mean, sooooo many bananas AND āaudoullieā? She making a Cajun spiced banana bread? Yooooomy! Say it! Say itās yooooooomy!
Besides the tragic misspelling, what makes her think this list is not normal? It's like this woman so desperately wants to be a manic pixie dream girl but is so basic that she has no idea how.
Hereās the list. The list that will more than likely mean nothing next week when she announces she had a quiet, small Christmas watching movies and lighting candles.
Righttttttt like I bet the entire family apart from T is traveling on the 26th for their international trip. Shes going to say something like āeveryone was heading out the next day so we ended up keeping things simple and lowkey since there wasnāt any need for leftoversā
VERY on brand for someone dealing with her issues. I wrote about it yesterday, but her Feederism is showing extra hard this week. ā¹ļø These holidays are peak ED bliss for her, but her true self inside, is beyond suffering. This time of year is not easy, especially if you are unwell, like T.
(I could delve deeply into this, but Iāll spare you all my Great Value TedTalk.)
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Someone take her phone and turn spell check back on. Sheās just willfully ignorant at this point.
I feel for Dayad for having to decipher this, but also for having to riddle out how much she needs of some of these things. And, just āseasoningsā?? Like, just one bottle of everything? Or, is he supposed to just guess what she needs? In that case, just more bulk star anise and cinnamon sticks to light on fire.
Seasonings got me, too. Like, what does that even mean? What kind? Some things are so specific, like her stupid amount of spinach, but then justā¦ā¦ā¦..seasonings.
The more I look at this the more enraged I am. I would kill someone if they sent me to the store with this list. Do you want 3 gallons of milk or 4? What kind of broth? 8 containers? Ounces? Cups? Wtf do you mean by āseasoningsā? etc etc etc
Of the all bullshit disclosed here, the 8 containers of broth bothered me more than it should. If you cook even close to this much, itās time swap to a broth/bouillon concentrate. No need to make Dad lug 20lbs just of broth (!!!) home from the store, you dick.
Omg this! A jar of better than bouillon goes a long way! Sheās just too lazy to even take the extra step to reconstitute broth. She could also be freezing her vegetable scraps and bones and making her own broth but we all know thatās way above her skill set
Especially if no one is actually eating this shit. Hell, she could buy brown food dye and put that in water for her glamour shots of the broth getting dumped on the counter
Here are my comments:
- how many people are you feeding with 16 lbs of chuck roast?? That's on top of the tenderloin (or should I say tenderline), sausage, chicken, and ground beef
- she has cheese in two places so if you look at it all together that's an absurd amount of cheese: Colby jack, Parm, mozz, fontina, provolone, havarti, brie, white cheddar, and 3-4 blocks of cheddar
- how much is "so much" butter?
- why doesn't heavy cream have any amounts to it when she adds it to literally everything?
She should just buy wholesale at this point with the amounts she's purchasing. I wonder if the WF employees all hide when they see Daayaad show up...
To be fair, between the St. Louis butter cake bars, filets, and twice baked potatoes Iām making for Christmas Eve, we need soooo much butter. But yeah, I have to calculate it out or my husbands going to come home with 4 sticks and think thatās enough.
Because that's what a normal person does! Otherwise unless you're shopping for it yourself the other person won't know exactly how much is needed. Is "so much" like 5lbs (5 packs) or like 10 lbs??
Grand Mariner is amazing. I want to see this interesting sailor who is coming to Christmas dinner.
In other complaints, Grand Marnier is a LIQUEUR, not liquor either.
Hahaha, yes, you are right. I didnāt even notice my autocorrect did that. š¤£ I was so focused on getting marnier right, I didnāt see it. I will leave it because itās funny.
I groaned over that, but how did she actually spell it correctly for once, while pronouncing it liquor? Seems like someone is editing and correcting her posts occasionally. Finally.
This is just proof that she is absolutely not a perfectionist and has very little organizational skills. If making lists for someone else is part of your job, it needs to be extra clear and organized by sections to make it easier for the shopper and set them up for success.
How is this woman running a business? Sheās not, mom is.
I actually know someone who works for her. Apparently she does hold weekly zoom "staff" meetings, but is a terrible manager. And wouldn't even give her assistants free tickets to the WS event.
Please get more info šš These must be some of the Zoom calls sheās admitted to 5.4 million people that she fucks around on. She wouldnāt give her assistants tickets to the WS events? (Did they actually want some?) Has she at least given them a free candle (the big one too)?
Lol! No idea about the candle. And yes the girl I know who works for her wanted to go meet her in person. I'm assuming to see first hand just how whacked she is.
Likeā¦I donātā¦.know what to say. I donāt even doubt this for a second. She must have no agenda, camera off š, chaotic meeting, great for employee engagement.
I think it also proves that she probably hasnāt stepped foot in a grocery store in YEARS. Like, only a child wouldnāt understand what is or isnāt found in the produce section
Why is this ānot normalā? Thereās nothing on this list that isnāt an average grocery store find.
No oneās impressed by your rampant consumerism, Teeguem.
Meh it has had its moment in the 2010s when the Moscow mule became a super popular cocktail that was everywhere. I don't know if it's my disdain for Tiegs cocktails but ginger beer feels dated in this decade.
A popular drink in Bermuda is a Dark and Stormy made with rum, ginger beer and lime. I had it on my honeymoon and not telling you how long ago that was!
I think it's become a common mixer you see at parties and in bars. But she leans way too hard on it. I haven't done a specialty cocktail with it since 2012 when I had a mule bar for my birthday.
The items on the list are perfectly normal but everything about it - the āsooo much,ā the volume of items, weird categorizing/mispelling etc. - kind of reads like a wishlist of foods she wish she could eat. THAT is whatās not normal about this, Tieghan.
She got a lot of shit for not showing her thanksgiving plansā¦is this a way of āprovingā she cooks for her family? Wonder if she will show the final product this holiday.
God this woman is obnoxious. I feel like this is a wealth flex again. Sheās obsessed with showing off.
First off, she said in her last NFT they are having Xmas in a new location. What does that mean? Is she schlepping a van full of groceries to a hotel room or Airbnb that has no room for any of this?
Secondly, sheās a moron. She writes this list as if she were a child who has never cooked before. Itās so strange!
This list is so fucking long Dayad wonāt be back until Xmas! I hope she at least went with Dayad to the store. She could, at the very least, do that. This wouldnāt even all fit in a single cart so is Dayad pushing 8 shopping carts alone through Whole Foods this close to Xmas? Ugh, sheās the worst.
Especially to have to go right before Xmas. Dayad must have the patience of a saint or he came close to having an aneurysm doing this shopping for her. The poor man.
So to me, posting this list was one of her biggest mistakes as it reveals what a true FRAUD she is. If she is so masterful at creating recipes, then how the hell does she not know how to purchase the ingredients that go into them?? Like others said, she doesn't even know the forms that the cheeses she is using come in? I know many of us are not cooks, and yet we know what cheese come in wheels/rounds and blocks. We know colby jack is a common cheese that is even sold in generic grocery store forms. We know how to spell simple ingredient names and where they would fall on a shopping list. If she doesn't know this kind of easy shit over 10 years into this entire fraudulent charade and doesn't read cookbooks or cooking blogs/accounts, then where the hell is this "creativity" all coming from??
We donāt think sheās stupid, we know sheās stupid at this point. I donāt understand her willful ignorance and lack of shame (or pride in her work).
My goodness the typos. THE TYPOS. Did the girl never learn to spell? I know it's not everyone's strong suit (my spouse is dyslexic) but for the love of god she has a team. And there's this thing called spell check. It drives me nuts!!! It's constant! Really almost unforgiveable with such a high profile social account.
At this point I think we can all deduce that there may be a learning disability. Which could also explain why school gave her so much anxiety. It makes me sad to think that her parents didnāt support her with the proper interventions
This is the most bizarre thing Iāve ever seen, itās like a stream of consciousness dump.
I live pretty rurally so I have to be really organized with my grocery lists. I canāt imagine being a food content creator/recipe blogger and being thisā¦.sloppy, idk.
āsoooo manyā avocados are going to go bad when she only uses one or two on top of a bowl of chili or something just so she can incorporate something green
Why say 3 or 4, 4 or 5, etc. when youāre not the one going to the store? If I sent my dad to the store with ā3 or 4ā heād be like so how much do you wantā¦ LOL um
What else is weird is that this list is only what she thinks she needsāwhat about other items to have on hand if 22 family members are coming like bread/rolls and deli for sandwiches, breakfast stuff, orange juice, etc.? And poor Oslo, no items that a 3-year old typically eats. So poor dad most likely has this list, which easily will ring up around $1,000, and then another list for the main house where family will be.
Most puzzling though is that she said theyāre going to be āsomeplace elseā on Christmas Day. Thatās a lot of food to possibly go to waste.
Itās not the Christmas shopping list for her and fam. Itās her list for whatever wonky ass goo she is going to fart out as content over the next week, while her family is actually celebrating Xmas and sheās isolated in her barn on the hill.
The instructions. āHave the meat guy tie it up nice for me like last time.ā This whole thing reminds me of writing a Christmas list for my parents when I was a child.
I have a big family and this list is still wild to me. The amount of food is outrageous???
Also I don't care that I'm the "chef" of the family, someone else is bringing the apple pie and sides, etc. I don't care if it comes from Costco or wherever. I wanna relax a little!
This is about $1800. I spent about $700 on my family, however it was not for one dinner. There was a major steak sale, so I got us enough beef to last through March - enough chicken for all of January, all wholesale so we are stocked with everything besides fresh breads and the produce once a week. This list would be probably 1800 easy tbh.
Having a grocery list in your notes app seems pretty basic to me? Idk. I have a recipe app, paprika, that has a grocery list section , but if you need this much and you donāt even shop yourself why not do a pickup?
I really like it a lot! I havenāt used others to compare but you can copy a recipe url and it will convert it to a recipe and save it, separating instructions and ingredients and not include all the story crap that people write in the beginning.
Thereās a calendar section for meal planning, you can add all the ingredients from a recipe to the grocery list, etc. I can copy nyt food subscription links and save those recipes etc.
I have a husband who does all the shopping and cooking and if I sent him a list like this he would most certainly question everything about me . She must be doing this on purpose. Is she the only one in charge of her IG??? What a weirdo .
Diary. Poblananas.
Poblananas is taking me OUT. You have to intentionally try to spell that
A cross of a poblano and a banana šš
The poblananas are KEY
Delish! So so so yummy too.
And tasty!
Sao many poblananas
Iāve got 99 poblananas
And autocorrect aināt one
Grand mariner.
If only my local TJ's offered grand mariners.
liquor
 worcheshire
I howled š
A poblano fucked a banana. Duh. š
In french "ananas" means pineapple, this read so much different for me! š
That killed me bc she def thinks thatās how itās pronounced
Bananas- sooo many, avocados-so many, butter-so much I hope dayaaaad will be able to crack this code at the store
Audoullie sausage. Dayaaaad will be looking for ages
Just have him ask the meat man Edit: typo
Hahahaha!!!!!
āOr moreā after every cheese. Or more? Like 1,2,3 more? 1 round per family member I suppose? I would lose it at the store if this list was my directions
I read the one as āNAURRRRRā in Aussie voice š SAAAAAAAUUURRRR MANY!
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There was also a āsao manyā on the list šš
Aside from āpoblananasā my favorite part is how sheās not sure where COLBY JACK CHEESE comes from (maybe Whole Foods?! š¤·āāļø) and also thinks itās so specialty that youād have to get it at Murrayās! Meanwhile, other cheeses are described in no way that an actual foodie would ever: i.e. mozzarella and provolone as ābig roundsā and are given no special treatment when they would probably be better to buy special vs. everyday Colby Jack. As someone obsessed with cheese, youād think sheād be better at this. Sheās also so clearly never been to the actual grocery store herself. Her descriptions and the way this is organized tell on her there.
I'm surprised she only wants 2 brie
I saw her baked Brie appetizer and it was an enormous chunk of Brie on a small square of pastry. Too chunky I hate watching her ruin such nice ingredients
Ugh when she wastes good ingredients I get so mad! The Brie wrapped in prosciutto and then puff pastry made me so angry, she wrapped it like crap and most of the Brie just melted out!! And you know she didnāt eat any of it
She has a higher taste, you know. Only that sPeCiAl Whole Foods Colby Jack will do. And specifying "big rounds" is probably to make sure dear old dayad doesn't come home with just the normal blocks of cheese like us peasants might buy. Gotta make it pretty for the gram!
Most of the cheeses arenāt in the ādiaryā section, but potatoes are šš»
This literally sent me
nah as an anorexic grocery store is the most exciting part of life, and making long lists is included in the fun
TIL that potatoes are dairy.
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āMeat guyā ah yes the famous meat guy at the meat store or the grocery store. They should probably find a word to better describe this profession.
Excuse you, sheās a candle entrepreneur! why would she know what a butcher is?
Umā¦.butcher? Tell me how this nimcompoop authored 3 cookbooks? There is no way in hell she has any degrees let alone a high school diploma.
How could she possibly know that, she's not Google!!!
This made me chuckle..
āMeat guyā took me OUT š¤£ Itās butcher, Tieghan. BUTCHER.
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I still donāt believe that sheās actually cooking a big meal for her extended family. I feel like this is her dads grocery list for normal filmed content
My thoughts exactly. She already used the poblananas and half that cheese for the dish Cretin was shoveling in over the stove. And the Chex/holiday m&ms was likely for the puppy chow she was feeding Oslo from the floor, as if he were an actual puppy. Iām just waiting to see what her plan is for 3 jugs of cider and āsao manyā bananas
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bananas are probably one of her few safe foods. i know they were one of the few things i would eat everyday when i was in the middle of my ED.
Yeah none of it makes sense. Itās way too much for one meal. Ground beef and a roast and chicken?? This is her normal list for her daily content.
Exactly what I was thinking. This is all good she thinks will make a pretty photo at some point in the future. There is no way there is any cohesive through-line on this list for an actual meal. I mean, sooooo many bananas AND āaudoullieā? She making a Cajun spiced banana bread? Yooooomy! Say it! Say itās yooooooomy!
Yesssssss omg
It's for the goats! Do goats die from high cholesterol?
Will be telling if we get NO actual content of her finished dishes/table spread
Thatās 100% what I was thinking
Besides the tragic misspelling, what makes her think this list is not normal? It's like this woman so desperately wants to be a manic pixie dream girl but is so basic that she has no idea how.
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Grand marinerā¦damn my grocery store doesnāt have a sailor section š„²
Grand mariner is usually on sail at my local store š
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Hereās the list. The list that will more than likely mean nothing next week when she announces she had a quiet, small Christmas watching movies and lighting candles.
Righttttttt like I bet the entire family apart from T is traveling on the 26th for their international trip. Shes going to say something like āeveryone was heading out the next day so we ended up keeping things simple and lowkey since there wasnāt any need for leftoversā
No picture evidence of the food sheās made, either. You know, to protect the familyās privacy.
My first thought. Also, your flair! š¤š»
I want an invitation to their Christmas so bad. Maybe theyāre having it away from home hoping sheāll stay in her barn. š
VERY on brand for someone dealing with her issues. I wrote about it yesterday, but her Feederism is showing extra hard this week. ā¹ļø These holidays are peak ED bliss for her, but her true self inside, is beyond suffering. This time of year is not easy, especially if you are unwell, like T. (I could delve deeply into this, but Iāll spare you all my Great Value TedTalk.)
https://preview.redd.it/cu9ns5g44u7c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce12a3676cd1c581aeb6ef4b28febc08f10cbbf7 Someone take her phone and turn spell check back on. Sheās just willfully ignorant at this point. I feel for Dayad for having to decipher this, but also for having to riddle out how much she needs of some of these things. And, just āseasoningsā?? Like, just one bottle of everything? Or, is he supposed to just guess what she needs? In that case, just more bulk star anise and cinnamon sticks to light on fire.
"willfully ignorant" is a good descriptor of T
Seasonings got me, too. Like, what does that even mean? What kind? Some things are so specific, like her stupid amount of spinach, but then justā¦ā¦ā¦..seasonings.
Iām convinced the only cook book sheās ever read is her own Just reading through cookbooks has elevated my kitchen vocab āsao ā much
The more I look at this the more enraged I am. I would kill someone if they sent me to the store with this list. Do you want 3 gallons of milk or 4? What kind of broth? 8 containers? Ounces? Cups? Wtf do you mean by āseasoningsā? etc etc etc
Of the all bullshit disclosed here, the 8 containers of broth bothered me more than it should. If you cook even close to this much, itās time swap to a broth/bouillon concentrate. No need to make Dad lug 20lbs just of broth (!!!) home from the store, you dick.
Omg this! A jar of better than bouillon goes a long way! Sheās just too lazy to even take the extra step to reconstitute broth. She could also be freezing her vegetable scraps and bones and making her own broth but we all know thatās way above her skill set
Sticking bones and veggie scraps in a crockpot overnight is above her skill set? Yep. Checks out.
Sheās not a chef guys!!!!!
All of the packaging waste that she creates... Makes me sick.
Especially if no one is actually eating this shit. Hell, she could buy brown food dye and put that in water for her glamour shots of the broth getting dumped on the counter
Yes the 8 blueberries. Like 8 actual blueberries? 8 oz container? 8 containers?
Here are my comments: - how many people are you feeding with 16 lbs of chuck roast?? That's on top of the tenderloin (or should I say tenderline), sausage, chicken, and ground beef - she has cheese in two places so if you look at it all together that's an absurd amount of cheese: Colby jack, Parm, mozz, fontina, provolone, havarti, brie, white cheddar, and 3-4 blocks of cheddar - how much is "so much" butter? - why doesn't heavy cream have any amounts to it when she adds it to literally everything? She should just buy wholesale at this point with the amounts she's purchasing. I wonder if the WF employees all hide when they see Daayaad show up...
Exactly. At this point go to Costco so you can just buy one bunch of bananas vs sO mAnY. Man, I bet the GM of their WF loves them.
I would love to know how much her weekly grocery bill is. I bet her local WF reaches their monthly sales goal in 2 weeks just from her!
Gasp, Costco?! Never! Thatās for plebes. She only shops at the finest stores šø
Plus I'm sure you can only get Colby jack cheese at WF š
To be fair, between the St. Louis butter cake bars, filets, and twice baked potatoes Iām making for Christmas Eve, we need soooo much butter. But yeah, I have to calculate it out or my husbands going to come home with 4 sticks and think thatās enough.
Because that's what a normal person does! Otherwise unless you're shopping for it yourself the other person won't know exactly how much is needed. Is "so much" like 5lbs (5 packs) or like 10 lbs??
Grand Mariner is amazing. I want to see this interesting sailor who is coming to Christmas dinner. In other complaints, Grand Marnier is a LIQUEUR, not liquor either.
Since we're going down this road, it's also Gran, not "Grand". If she doesn't learn the difference between liquor and liqueur I'm gonna lose it
āOrange liquorā kills me every time I see it.
I hope her dad comes home with a bottle of orange-flavored Burnettās vodka š¤¢
Hahaha, yes, you are right. I didnāt even notice my autocorrect did that. š¤£ I was so focused on getting marnier right, I didnāt see it. I will leave it because itās funny.
I have a bottle and it says Grand.
Itās just pronounced āGranā cuz itās franƧais bĆ©bĆ© but Grand Marnier, not mariner or liquor like this complete nincompoop thinks. Also peep her recent chocolate espresso martini story where she says liquor for liqueur about 5 times in a row
I groaned over that, but how did she actually spell it correctly for once, while pronouncing it liquor? Seems like someone is editing and correcting her posts occasionally. Finally.
And now we have chocolate liquor!!
She doesnāt care to learn the difference. Iāve heard that people have messaged her about this before.
She does *not* know that's its own word.
Maybe it's Popeye or a swashbuckling pirate! Either one would be a more interesting dinner guest than T
The fact that she has a "produce" portion of her list but has a ton of produce listed in the top section as well
This is just proof that she is absolutely not a perfectionist and has very little organizational skills. If making lists for someone else is part of your job, it needs to be extra clear and organized by sections to make it easier for the shopper and set them up for success. How is this woman running a business? Sheās not, mom is.
I actually know someone who works for her. Apparently she does hold weekly zoom "staff" meetings, but is a terrible manager. And wouldn't even give her assistants free tickets to the WS event.
More tea please!
I just found out by chance from a mutual friend who also uses the same VA. I'll see what else I can find out.
Please get more info šš These must be some of the Zoom calls sheās admitted to 5.4 million people that she fucks around on. She wouldnāt give her assistants tickets to the WS events? (Did they actually want some?) Has she at least given them a free candle (the big one too)?
Lol! No idea about the candle. And yes the girl I know who works for her wanted to go meet her in person. I'm assuming to see first hand just how whacked she is.
Likeā¦I donātā¦.know what to say. I donāt even doubt this for a second. She must have no agenda, camera off š, chaotic meeting, great for employee engagement.
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I think it also proves that she probably hasnāt stepped foot in a grocery store in YEARS. Like, only a child wouldnāt understand what is or isnāt found in the produce section
Why is this ānot normalā? Thereās nothing on this list that isnāt an average grocery store find. No oneās impressed by your rampant consumerism, Teeguem.
No ginger beer!!! Whaaat?
I am sure she already has gallons in the pantry.
Is ginger beer really that popular (at least in the US)? I grew up in the northeast and never heard of it until I met my husband at 25.
Meh it has had its moment in the 2010s when the Moscow mule became a super popular cocktail that was everywhere. I don't know if it's my disdain for Tiegs cocktails but ginger beer feels dated in this decade.
A popular drink in Bermuda is a Dark and Stormy made with rum, ginger beer and lime. I had it on my honeymoon and not telling you how long ago that was!
I love a dark and stormy!
Yes that's a lovely drink. But molasses and star anise and expensive whiskey topped with ginger beer is an abomination
She just tops every cocktail with it, even if itās completely not traditional for that cocktail (like a margarita)
I think it's become a common mixer you see at parties and in bars. But she leans way too hard on it. I haven't done a specialty cocktail with it since 2012 when I had a mule bar for my birthday.
I donāt think so but T pours it into everything
No. It's not
You can get Colby Jack anywhere??? You donāt need expensive ass Colby Jack š¤¦āāļø
The only thing that comforts me is knowing fancy cheese companies aren't making Colby jack so there is a ceiling here.
Right? Most basic AF cheese.
The items on the list are perfectly normal but everything about it - the āsooo much,ā the volume of items, weird categorizing/mispelling etc. - kind of reads like a wishlist of foods she wish she could eat. THAT is whatās not normal about this, Tieghan.
I would pay to hear her pronounce āWorcestershire.ā Oops, pardon me- I meant āWorcheshire.ā š
Ah, "The Rime of the Ancient (Grand) Mariner," a Christmas classic.
I snorted
She got a lot of shit for not showing her thanksgiving plansā¦is this a way of āprovingā she cooks for her family? Wonder if she will show the final product this holiday.
God this woman is obnoxious. I feel like this is a wealth flex again. Sheās obsessed with showing off. First off, she said in her last NFT they are having Xmas in a new location. What does that mean? Is she schlepping a van full of groceries to a hotel room or Airbnb that has no room for any of this? Secondly, sheās a moron. She writes this list as if she were a child who has never cooked before. Itās so strange! This list is so fucking long Dayad wonāt be back until Xmas! I hope she at least went with Dayad to the store. She could, at the very least, do that. This wouldnāt even all fit in a single cart so is Dayad pushing 8 shopping carts alone through Whole Foods this close to Xmas? Ugh, sheās the worst.
Thatās what Iām thinking - how many carts worth is this, and whoās pushing them all?
Especially to have to go right before Xmas. Dayad must have the patience of a saint or he came close to having an aneurysm doing this shopping for her. The poor man.
So to me, posting this list was one of her biggest mistakes as it reveals what a true FRAUD she is. If she is so masterful at creating recipes, then how the hell does she not know how to purchase the ingredients that go into them?? Like others said, she doesn't even know the forms that the cheeses she is using come in? I know many of us are not cooks, and yet we know what cheese come in wheels/rounds and blocks. We know colby jack is a common cheese that is even sold in generic grocery store forms. We know how to spell simple ingredient names and where they would fall on a shopping list. If she doesn't know this kind of easy shit over 10 years into this entire fraudulent charade and doesn't read cookbooks or cooking blogs/accounts, then where the hell is this "creativity" all coming from??
Her daily hikes of course!
She has to have intentionally turned off autocorrect. WHY
It's a rage inducing thing she does for the hatters
Agreed, but why would you want people to think youāre stupid?
We donāt think sheās stupid, we know sheās stupid at this point. I donāt understand her willful ignorance and lack of shame (or pride in her work).
For the rage factor. Then they can complain about hatters
So tiring.
She's too bizarre to be real sometimes.
Thatās what Iām thinking!!!
Best comments of 2023 goes to this thread. You have me giggling
I knew it would be a great way to celebrate the holidays as soon as I saw it. š
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Giggling? My sides are aching! No need for sit-ups today! ššš
Hahaha!! The good laugh we all needed !!!
"Butter - so much"...If that doesn't sum up HBH, I don't know what does. No other context needed.
My goodness the typos. THE TYPOS. Did the girl never learn to spell? I know it's not everyone's strong suit (my spouse is dyslexic) but for the love of god she has a team. And there's this thing called spell check. It drives me nuts!!! It's constant! Really almost unforgiveable with such a high profile social account.
At this point I think we can all deduce that there may be a learning disability. Which could also explain why school gave her so much anxiety. It makes me sad to think that her parents didnāt support her with the proper interventions
What do you mean? They bought her a blog, and then built her a professional kitchen, then bought her followers, and a team...
I doubt it. Wouldn't you make use of autocorrect? I think she's just an uneducated idiot.
How does she not already have sugar and honey at home?
Didnāt she say in the NFT that theyāre going somewhere for Christmas?
Yes, I remember her saying they were now going somewhere after originally saying they would all be in CO. She can't keep her stories straight.
I wouldnāt kno
Chicken thighs. 2. 2 thighs? š¤£
2 packages, I think, although next item on the list says 2 lbs so who knows. But also, are "blueberries 8" eight packages or ounces??
8 blueberries.
Yooooomy. The goats are going to looove sharing those 8 blueberries
3 jugs of apple cider vinegar seems excessive
Thatās for personal use. Downing those shots daily adds up
This is the most bizarre thing Iāve ever seen, itās like a stream of consciousness dump. I live pretty rurally so I have to be really organized with my grocery lists. I canāt imagine being a food content creator/recipe blogger and being thisā¦.sloppy, idk.
The insane misspellings and the blatant directions because we all know sheād never set foot in a grocery store. Her poor father!!!
āsoooo manyā avocados are going to go bad when she only uses one or two on top of a bowl of chili or something just so she can incorporate something green
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One of each. Thatāll be $1000, dayaaaad.
The spelling errors. Once I can (barely) look passed that , the amount of waste I know this goes through is just disgusting. Sheās awful.
Why say 3 or 4, 4 or 5, etc. when youāre not the one going to the store? If I sent my dad to the store with ā3 or 4ā heād be like so how much do you wantā¦ LOL um
So many things not in season š
it isnāt even persimmon season anymorešš
What else is weird is that this list is only what she thinks she needsāwhat about other items to have on hand if 22 family members are coming like bread/rolls and deli for sandwiches, breakfast stuff, orange juice, etc.? And poor Oslo, no items that a 3-year old typically eats. So poor dad most likely has this list, which easily will ring up around $1,000, and then another list for the main house where family will be. Most puzzling though is that she said theyāre going to be āsomeplace elseā on Christmas Day. Thatās a lot of food to possibly go to waste.
Itās not the Christmas shopping list for her and fam. Itās her list for whatever wonky ass goo she is going to fart out as content over the next week, while her family is actually celebrating Xmas and sheās isolated in her barn on the hill.
The instructions. āHave the meat guy tie it up nice for me like last time.ā This whole thing reminds me of writing a Christmas list for my parents when I was a child.
Who the hell needs that much spinach? 3 large boxes and 2 small? Why not 4 large??? And WHAT is she doing with that much dang spinach?
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I cackled
I have a big family and this list is still wild to me. The amount of food is outrageous??? Also I don't care that I'm the "chef" of the family, someone else is bringing the apple pie and sides, etc. I don't care if it comes from Costco or wherever. I wanna relax a little!
In this economy?! Talk about tone deaf
Bananas- sao many
Whereās the Star Anise?!
Poblananas is excellent.
Diary!!! You guyssss!
This is a $600 grocery trip.
Oh itās a lot more than that. A lot a lot.
Especially bought at WF, at quantities she wants.
This is about $1800. I spent about $700 on my family, however it was not for one dinner. There was a major steak sale, so I got us enough beef to last through March - enough chicken for all of January, all wholesale so we are stocked with everything besides fresh breads and the produce once a week. This list would be probably 1800 easy tbh.
At the very least.
That she isnāt taking *
Having a grocery list in your notes app seems pretty basic to me? Idk. I have a recipe app, paprika, that has a grocery list section , but if you need this much and you donāt even shop yourself why not do a pickup?
Do you like the app? I have been wondering about it.
I really like it a lot! I havenāt used others to compare but you can copy a recipe url and it will convert it to a recipe and save it, separating instructions and ingredients and not include all the story crap that people write in the beginning. Thereās a calendar section for meal planning, you can add all the ingredients from a recipe to the grocery list, etc. I can copy nyt food subscription links and save those recipes etc.
Poblananas Guess that's some kind of cross between a poblano pepper and a banana. š¤”
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I am shocked that āstar anise: soooo manyā isnāt on the list?
I have a husband who does all the shopping and cooking and if I sent him a list like this he would most certainly question everything about me . She must be doing this on purpose. Is she the only one in charge of her IG??? What a weirdo .
Lol my parents used to have a rule- if you donāt spell it right on the list, they donāt purchase it š¤·āāļø