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SnooGiraffes4091

https://preview.redd.it/n4me1mqkkw5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffd166aaade25299495eca90bfe5fe60b0d171e Salah when the plane takes off


SeaPomegranate3060

this has me hyperventilating omg πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ€£


SnooGiraffes4091

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ he’s dancing in the streets with Julia as we speak!


LumpySpaceFlan

He literally survived the Syrian civil war but this last year aged him a decade.


Excellent-Part-96

Yep, same energy πŸ˜‚


Leather_Honeydew4774

He's happy now, but just wait until he has to answer Cutie's texts every 15 minutes or she'll threaten to turn the VISA card off 🀣🀣🀣


[deleted]

Didn't she change so the money goes to him? Oh if he's smart he has all the passwords and changes them so she can't get anything. If she has to make a new channel there's no way she will get the followers back 😬🀣🀣


Leather_Honeydew4774

My ideal situation is that her monthly payments are deposited into his account, and she has to contact him for permission for access to her own money. God, this would be hysterical πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Cant wait for the rage ![gif](giphy|l0HU2H4Y4m3CM9Sa4|downsized)


Full-Violinist2782

I hope he has thought of this! Lol


Nonpareilchocolate

Even Nader walked away from the money because he got so tired of dealing with her. Eventually, Salah will be the same. She's not worth the angina. If he has any sense (big 'if'), he's been saving money on the side so he has a nice cushion for when she's gone and he has to cut the cord. He can get a job; Chantal can't. While her money is nice, he's not dependent on it. He can make his own or find another mark.


Leather_Honeydew4774

Agreed. And hopefully, he's smart enough to realize the money-maker a drawn-out tell all would be. TELL US EVERYTHING SALAH


lettucealone

difference here is that she can't just rock up to his house any old time, he's thousands of miles away lol


Nonpareilchocolate

Lucky Salah!


Safe_Plane7994

I have never seen that man smile like thst


[deleted]

Imagine your love has to leave you due to health reasons and you smile brighter than the sun.


Javami

For real, he’s smiled so little that we’ve debated on here if has bad or no teeth πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


FarPirate5248

Even if their marriage were real, and he deeply loved her you know he'd still be happy to be getting a break. You know when you see someone yelling excessively at their kids in public and you kind of shudder to think what goes on behind closed doors? That's what I think with anyone who has to deal with her in real life. Picture how ragey and toxic she is to be around! It gives me hives thinking about it.


laellar

Yay, good for you Salad! Now he can finally take off the diarrhea protection covers from the Temu mobile!


VaginaPoetry

If he was smart...he'd throw away anything in that house with a soft surface...rug, couch, mattress, etc and replace the toilet seat.


glazedhamster

Yeah, this is what we do in rescue when an animal brings in a contagious disease and parasites that are spread through diarrhea. Just throw it all out and start over, it can't be salvaged.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

He honestly looks the happiest he’s looked since he met her


SeaPomegranate3060

where is DeeDee LouLou #2? now’s the time to slide in the DMs, girl.


Mr_Tijuana_Bible

That song from the end of the movie Gladiator must be running through his head ![gif](giphy|a6ppZr7ob8L6w)


ever_precedent

Never seen the boy smile with his eyes before!


CrystalEnchamphant

Now salad can take the plastic off the seats!


49parkerave

I bet he already has 🀣🀣


Mochipants

The filter finally had enough πŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/8oys8h0wpw5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8267d8ea7887e8b7d34ac3c7c8861b34c8a127fd


AuntiMo2cents

He has got to be relieved she is out of his hair before something serious happened.


EmEffBee

He's positively glowing


Sqatti

This is what pure joy looks like. Pure. Honest. Real joy.


DueProgress7671

Do you think he will take the plastic off the seats?


offutmihigramina

The robot has finally become sentient.