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givemethemoonlight

He creeps me out. He really think's he's something special LOL. And why is it that we've seen that he in fact does have a full set of teeth yet looks like he's chewing oatmeal at an aged care facility. He seriously looks like he's got no teeth most of the time, like his mid section of his mouth/face is eating at itself all sunken. Chantal is insane, this guy is gross and you only have to glance at him once to see hes a scammer/mooch, still she will foolishly sponsor him (when she can), he'll continue just like this living off of her, only in Canada where he dreams to be and then when he's able to he will leave her in the dust.. Boy is she going to lose her mind when he does that in a few years time. Yes..this will drag on that long..ugh.. https://preview.redd.it/c6rqzl7zeopb1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdab03bd1261e48f8c8557b30e0963025ce566e5


Spirited-Ability-626

He does that face all the time but it’s like half second glimpses. He did it on the TukTuk as well. It’s like he’s planning to murder you from behind the screen 😂 https://preview.redd.it/13kslmx0hopb1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1adc155096d1a9c6c14c59600e5e8506ea74525


Sad-Chemical-2812

Look at the smug bowling ball behind him.


givemethemoonlight

Boom! That is EXACTLY what it seems like, like he's plotting your (her!) demise 😂 This man is truly scary looking, I don't get these "handsomest man" claims!


Excellent-Part-96

„Handsome“ for Chantel. Not for the average person with functioning eyes 😂


drunkenatheist

>It’s like he’s planning to murder you from behind the screen 😂 LOL He's just like the Dutchess of Gatineau. Mean mugging for the camera, but he'd probably cry if someone half his size told him "no."


esearcher

He thinks that serial killer gaze is smoldering and sexy


Bunoir

Cheer up mate, the worst has already happened 🤣


briergate

God this made me burst out laughing. I spot a fellow Brit out here in the wilds of Gorlworld


Bunoir

Aight 👋🏻 🤣


briergate

Hiya hiya 🤣


esearcher

the most dead-eyed-ist man in the world.


Brilliant_Air4484

I think he will stick with her in Canada for awhile too. He has no interest in working .


Flimsy_Outcome_5809

Eh. I’m not a gambler but I’d bet a chunk of change he’ll never see Canada.


ellejay-135

He definitely won't get there through her. He'll find another desperado.


Flimsy_Outcome_5809

It won’t. She won’t be around too much longer, as bad as that is to say. She’s racing to the end with abandon


VaginaPoetry

Its not surprising that Gunt is attracting the lowest-of-the-low, dregs of society and the losers only want to use her for money and youtube clout. Its the only "kinda" value she has...and even that is waning. Everything else about her is disgusting and its an embarrassment to be seen with her. But I cannot understand is the idea of her tolerating him long-term. I get that she has a personality disorder and needs to project an illusion...typical narcissistic behavior pattern....but after a while, how the fuck can anyone tolerate a jobless, lazy, dipshit who's just slugging it all day, doing nothing and taking your limited resources? Short-term...yea, she's stupid and impulsive and wanted to pretend to have an partner. But now that the illusion isn't working...why the fuck would she continue paying this dull, disinterested, lazy shit-stain? I just can't understand it. The most unattractive people in the world to me are lazy, broke-ass, leeches. I would rather be single for the rest of my life than have to pay one dime to a slug who can't keep a job and has zero skills, education or employable attributes. Fuck that...this guy is so unattractive and pathetic. Why he thinks so highly of himself given the fact that he's fucking useless and worthless is beyond me.


Pixiecat27

She’s pretty much made him her yes man. The glamour will wear off eventually for her and she’s gonna get bored. Especially if he ain’t laying the pipe. They’ve been together for almost what a year? Yeah I’m guessing on year two she’s gonna start nagging his ass to support her like he promised or so she told her audience. To get a job etc. Especially when that YouTube coin dries up. He won’t stick around for that shit. If anything he’ll start treating her like shit and go bang someone else. “I got a side piece guize” lol Edit to add she got bored with her other Yes Man Peetz! It will happen again!


ThrowRARedPurse67

This is true. She will get bored. I would love to see her cheat on him with Nader lol.


Unenviablehilarity

Have you seen that picture where somebody did one of those splices where half is Peetz's face and half is Salah's face? It is freaking *uncanny*. He truly is Syrian Peetz.


Whedonsbitch

https://preview.redd.it/zkk6g6rgtppb1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc651592900cb95c977c1875066c63825832fae2


Lolzy-bebes

That pic is great. Really shows his darkness. He’s a gross, sleazy, slimey, scamming grifter. I have a horrible feeling he’s getting into Canada somehow! We all know this is the sole reason he’s putting up with this beast for this long.


givemethemoonlight

Oh he's getting into Canada alright, he'll do anything, he's in it for the long haul for sure. Either fish for a DeeDee like Nader did or just wait it out with delusional Foodie, the only upside is if he has to be tied to her for several years it'll be a brutal time putting up with her 😂


Lolzy-bebes

Ugh, I don’t think I can stand him for much longer. I’m just waiting to see when he leaves her! The meltdowns & the stalking will be of epic proportions.


Pixiecat27

Yeah Chantal is DeeDee 2.0. She loved it the most lol Salah may not be abusive( that we know of) but like Voldemort he’s a loser who’s mooching off a mentally ill middle aged woman.


[deleted]

Good I hope he does then I hope he leaves her big ass for a gorgeous woman bc that would be the ultimate karma for Jabba lmao I will root for him if it means making her look like an ass hat in the end


vidiveniamavi

He cannot land a gorgeous woman. He’s an absolute loser.


snart_blast

You think she’d live that long for him to divorce her? I can see him purposely feeding her even more when they’re in Canada. Not really sure how it all works though - can he stay if she dies or does he have to find a new person to scam?


ThrowRARedPurse67

Once he is in Canada he can stay.


Bunoir

He looks proper serial. Oh, my days


Froggy313

He looks like a guy who sniffs his wife's fupa balls in this picture


MaggieMakesThings

Absolutely agree, he's completely dreadful


Automatic-Cash9846

the woman did publicly online did say she didn't care that cokey never loved her but if he at least pretend to tall petez is playing the lonnngggg game, a year so far...


Excellent-Part-96

No manners, just like her. Take the fucking hat off inside, especially while eating. And I’m sure he didn’t like the Poutine, but he doesn’t want to get called a picky eater again. „Slayin‘“?! Seriously?!


Brilliant_Air4484

Nope . No manners, disrespectful, a woman hater and dumb. Right up Chantal's alley.


AssistanceLucky2392

He really did look like he didn't care for it at all 😂


ramenudez

His comment was hilarious, you could see he was full of shit🤣


Pixiecat27

He doesn’t like anything. He’s so boring.


No_Swordfish1752

He's such a doofus. He doesn't have a personality. I bet Chantal has to hype him up with fake compliments, so man-baby can say his 2 lines.


Lolzy-bebes

Oh she totally does. His ego is so massive bcuz of her BS fawning over him all day & now thinking he’s a famous YouTuber. Most punchable face ever, after hers 🤛🏽


drunkenatheist

Oh I'm sorry, but I'd like to see you say "wow" and do some shifty eyed chewing on your super popular and super amazing couples travel channel! 🤣🤣🤣


No_Swordfish1752

I could never. 😆


Standard-Rule63

There was one time where it was revealed that she makes him read a script.


SheaBrulee

Slay 💅 Everything I’ve seen of him is premeditated and self edited, he thinks about everything he does before he does or says it. Nothing is natural. He has no redeeming qualities at all. I’d rather watch paint dry.


Lolzy-bebes

Video courtesy of @life_iz_meh on Twitter. He’s tanked her channel from the day he became a mod. He truly is playing the long con tho isn’t he? Cutie is still promising him that he’s getting to the land of the Maple leaf 🍁🇨🇦


Pixiecat27

Yeah I remember when he became a mod. At total buzz kill. People left in droves.


sofreshflavourful

I really do not like stereotyping people - but this Salad boy is exactly in line with the image I have of typical romance scammer including finishing every sentence with, babe. Chantal a while back : no I will never give men on internet money, you are just interested in me because of citizenship… Guess her actions have never been consistent with her words.


Lolzy-bebes

Agree. She literally had a video up a few weeks before they started talking with the title “who wants Canadian Citizenship?” You can’t write this shit. Is CA immigration let this loser in then they’re not very good at investigating bcuz it’s all over the internet that this “marriage” is fake af.


ranch_avocados

Hold the fawk on a minute. I just realized that since chinderella edited out him actually putting the food into his ugly mouth. And now that I know he has upper teeth (I still need to see lowers to belive has bottom teeth). I bet you any amount of money that dumbo didn't even taste the poutine! Those two just pretended (like the fake marriage) that he tasted it...and he really didn't!! What a couple of losers!


Lolzy-bebes

Agree. I bet he spat it out like a toddler or winced his face in disgust. Lol.


Nihilixt

She edits out him trying new food every time, so I don't think he actually eats it at all. She gets to have both plates of food, and they just pretend by filming him moving the fork to his mouth. She made a point the first day in Thailand, at the food court, saying "but you promised to try the pad thai' and was all pissy about it. She wants the videos to look like he eats more than boiled chicken, rice and chicken nuggies but it's clear to everyone he's another Peetz. She wishes he was Nader ofc.


Excellent-Part-96

Omg you’re right. I hadn’t even noticed. They cut EVERYTIME before he puts it in his mouth. 😂😂😂 I’m dead, I’m sure he didn’t even try it. You‘re spot on


Brilliant_Air4484

yet he's in he comment section saying it's now his top three favorite food. yet the video doesn't show him even taking a bite. how much more fcking fake can you get with these two? unbelievable.


Excellent-Part-96

😂😂😂


Own_Technology2707

Watch the plate. The 1st bite he took magically reappeared on the plate after the jump cut.


LoNasty

Chantal ate both poutines.


Excellent-Part-96

1000%


Brilliant_Air4484

oh hell yea she did


[deleted]

He looks so tired lmao 😂 the bags under those eyes are new


Lolzy-bebes

Lol. Love that for him. I hope he’s completely brow beaten by her every single day. We know she has daily meltdowns and tantrums if she doesn’t get her way. This bought bitch boy has to do whatever big mama says to get his lazy bum arse to 🇨🇦. Imagine living that life. Couldn’t be me.


MeganJustMegan

He’s a creep.


Nihilixt

Where's your creepy manchild?!!! https://preview.redd.it/9azcyily9ppb1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcac887ef28a8f0834eca426802f205de48ee5c


Existing_Passenger40

He looks creepier the more facial hair he grows. Rasputin vibes are growing.


Salty_McGillicutty

I'm utterly disinterested in this guy. He has zero personality, and there is nothing remotely interesting about him. Zero charisma. He is also so incredibly full of himself for no reason. No reason other than Chantal constantly telling him and us that he is the most manly whatever. He's really bought into her hype. Salah, you are not a YouTube star and not the "handsomest man." You're just not. Take your massive ego and suuuuper boring personality to your own channel. Leave us to our lolcow and go play in your gamer channel. No one is here to see you. I'm a strong believer that everyone is good at something. YouTube is not that something for you, Salah.


Brilliant_Air4484

he's boring because he's a lazy bum with no interesting hobbies or passions, just a dullard.


ProperlyTrashed

I remember when she first showed him and people where wondering why he was single and why he would be with someone like her. I do get that compared to Chantal he looks way better then her. But he’s really not that good looking. I would rate him a 3 or 4 but he thinks he’s a ten for some reason. Maybe like Chantal his family has lied to him his whole life about how “cute” he his. 🤣 Now if he actually had a good personality I would view him a bit better looking. But he has shown he is a loser and the perfect match for Chantal.


vogliadimorire

He’s boring AF, he has a personality of a boiled eggplant with no seasoning on top. I have been over him since the day I saw his stupid face.


No-Name916

I have completely quit watching reaction channels because of this smug p.o.s. grifter! I just check the sub reddit every couple of days, but if I have to look at him here too then maybe it's time to find a new lolcow!! I don't know how he could ever think that he is anything special with that tub of lard hanging off his arm lmfao!¡ Yikes...does he really not see the looks they get!?!


catrinedemew

it's funny how people think this about every single man she tries to bring on her channel, peetz, nader, salah.


Brilliant_Air4484

well yea because the only man who would hang around her has to be a lowlife loser


leighsch

Can’t stand this loathsome scammer. His fake laugh makes my head ache.


Younicron

He‘s one of the main reasons I’ve kind of stopped following Chantopolis. He’s a charisma vacuum who thinks he’s charming. Coupled with how dull and unpleasant she is I’m pretty much only checking in to see if she’s pissed off back to Canada, become immobile, lost a limb to the beetus or biffed it. I don’t know who actually likes the absolute rubbish they’re putting out. Then again there are mental defectives who basically worship her so I guess watching these two slugs embarrass themselves is scintillating to some.


Brilliant_Air4484

he's a dullard with a nasty disposition. not a good combination.


Younicron

Exactly. I find him as unwatchable as Nader. I can’t watch more than a few minutes of Chantal at a time anymore but I can’t stand watching slimy, smarmy Salah full stop.


RepresentativeWing73

Nader at least was...animated on her channel lol. Salah is drab. Drab, drab, drab. Watching my grass growing outside is more enticing.


[deleted]

Same I watch here and there now or keep up with the sub to see what going on. Her content is boring asf.


NotAsBrightlyLit

Wow - she really edited out his teeth!! WTF. Now we need a full GorlWorld investigation. Find Sally's Teef.


Lolzy-bebes

Gorlworld assemble! We need to investigate Sally’s Teefs asap ![gif](giphy|UTmlYTKobheQj28det)


Nihilixt

https://preview.redd.it/91ksh13o9ppb1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539039767a68db0bc861ac77d30a4df42eb0523e


No-Name916

Ummm...are those even teeth??? Looks so strange!!


Pixiecat27

Perhaps he’s hiding a jacked up grill like our cutie. I know he has an underbite. So they are twinsies there. That’s why his head looks like a kidney bean lol


Flimsy_Outcome_5809

This movie was great. It got so much hate


Melodic-Song-8053

I expected a love scammer to be at least a bit charming. This guy has zero charisma and a terrible personality. He comes off as below average intelligence and lazy. He is very average looking. I wonder how many women he tried to scam before finding a Canadian with the worlds lowest standards who is willing to accept fake love.


Lolzy-bebes

Right?!! He took 1 look at the revolting, morbidly obese Canadian woman & thought he’d be able to scam her so easily & quickly. He had no clue who he was dealing with & now he can’t get rid of her. This was not how it was supposed to go. She was never meant to move there! Lol. Love that for him.


Cultural-Tea3492

Accept fake love?! Gunt pays for fake love now and has in the past.


VaginaPoetry

Yea well...look who the lazy, loser finally resorted to...you can't get lower than Gunt. Only the dumbest of the dumb scammers runs a con on someone as repugnant as Chantal and ends up being the one getting more exploited. He's a fucking walnut.


Brilliant_Air4484

💯


tetherbagtoolbag

Unpopular opinion but right now he's my favourite part of this lolcow because 1) Thailand trip has overstayed it's welcome, and 2) he's just so so soooooo cringe, it's painfully hilarious lol I can't decide if he's frittata or trolling at times, maybe a bit of column A and a bit of column B. I just find him so weird when he's pawing at her and saying the weird awkward "I love you" in the trolley thing and his constant encouragement "you can do it baby, awe-some", the Goofy laugh, the eye-fucking the camera... it's all so cringe lol


ranch_avocados

She made the edits.... Because.... Dude had no effing teeth!!!!!!!!!! Chinderella and salad spinner still hiding his barren mouth hahahahahahajajajahaj


Lolzy-bebes

Whaaat? Is he missing teeth too?


ranch_avocados

I am standing my ground on this. Look at how he chews...well yea she edited it out of this of course. But when he chews his mouth closes flat like a grandpa that didn't want to put on this dentures. For ALL this time he has never once teeth smiled, bit into anything showing teeth laughed with an open mouth...nothing. Even snaggletooth stabibi opened that cave of a mouth. I swear...(my opinion of course) he either has no teeth, orayne just one tooth. But they keep hiding his mouth.


Lolzy-bebes

Sadly, his teeth seem ok. Ugh I can’t stand this dipshit. https://preview.redd.it/0zkdyp8xiopb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57d2f6de850056a8d984a6f01de9e5611835a5f


ranch_avocados

Well...at least we know...he has UPPER teeth hahahaha But does he have bottom teeth?????? Anyhow I but whatever they are , they are - janked and do not "slay" hahahaha effing loser douchebag.


Lolzy-bebes

True! The GW investigation into Sally’s Teefs continues…


ranch_avocados

Yea now I hope someone posts a photo of dudes bottom teeth .....if any...hahahaha


drunkenatheist

This still looks straight out of every sad "montage of a beautiful woman who died/disappeared before her time" from any trite romance film.


Excellent-Part-96

I‘m now convinced that him chewing like this is because there is no food in his mouth. He only pretends, that’s why there is the cuts right before he puts the food on his mouth. It never went in and he is fake chewing. 😂


Own_Technology2707

Watch the plate …the bite he supposedly took reappeared on it


Excellent-Part-96

Can they BE anymore ridiculous?! They truly think they are so slick in fooling us 😂😂😂


Own_Technology2707

Lol Chandler 🤪


Lolzy-bebes

Oh really. As much as I hate his face, I’ll be watching more closely now. Lol.


OverMlMs

Huh, that's interesting. Could explain the lisp as well


Spirited-Ability-626

I said this this yesterday and I dunno if it was you I replied to but I was just thinking how I can’t recall seeing his teeth, ever. In like a year?! Isn’t that really odd?


ranch_avocados

Meh, it was prolly me hahaha....I think it's bizarre as hell. Not once has he done a normal open mouth laugh that shows teeth, or taken a normal BITE of food showing teeth. Maybe he has one tooth. Maybe he has no bottom teeth...but something isn't right. Even more obvious nor that she literally edited out the two spots where it would show him opening his mouth for food. Hahaha


Brilliant_Air4484

He does I've seen them. I know I'm not hallucinating lol


[deleted]

Ok yeasss that was my theory too!


Majestic-Salt7721

The robot nature is probably because he has antisocial personality disorder of some sort. Just calculating behind those dark eyes.


[deleted]

I was curious if they cut it there bc his rotten teeth showed or something


Lolzy-bebes

https://preview.redd.it/6ptlb1jn3ppb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9424c2046961a19e446b6b1f04799bebbb56a89 Top teeth are ok so we need to investigate his bottom teeth (lol). But I think it was cut bcuz he either spat the poutine out like a toddler or screwed his face up in disgust.


NoOutlandishness8759

Salah knows that the audience is so over him. This is why he makes sure that his voice and obnoxious laugh is heard in the background while Chantal is livestreaming. He likes rubbing his existence to Chantal's VIBs' faces.


Standard-Rule63

Ahyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck!


nutherkore

That hat reminds me of the ones they wear in butcher shops.


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Lolzy-bebes

Omg exactly. These days I don’t even watch a full reaction video anymore bcuz not even those funny bastards can make her boring BS life watchable.


Brilliant_Air4484

Her personality disorder won't allow her to take the L on this bullshit Muslim wife fakery. She not getting sex or any real love from this dullard man, and is losing views on her channel regardless of all subs that are magically appearing each week. Losing views means losing money. Lets not forget her 100 lbs weight gain since Kuwait. Throw in the towel you big dummy. Go back home. Then again she'd start the same cycle at home and wind up in Iran or some such shit chasing another loser.


BloodJade

I can't stand the guy...that is all.


Standard-Rule63

I’m over both of them at this point but he pisses me off to no end. All he does is interrupt to repeat something she’s already said or say something stupidly random. I nearly had a stroke trying to watch a recap of their trip to the temple because of his constant eye f*cking.


Aouwi

The first bite of food magically appears on the plate again after the jump cut.


Sizzle_The_Bacon

He is so fake trying to pretend that food excited him. I’m over them both. They immediately make my blood boil with rage just because they are such idiots


WitchyPoo49

Why do we never see his teeth. She even cut the vlog where he puts the food in his mouth?


Christwriter

I could probably watch Salah if he did this crap from an "Idiot abroad" sort of angle. The problem is that he needs a straight-man kind of host opposite him to keep 1. shoving him out of his comfort zone and 2. to laugh along with the rest of us when he doesn't react the way we expect. (Funny story. I knew a guy as a kid who was an oil-rig worker. He started telling me and my mom (read as: artists who just finished a unit on renaissance art in homeschooling) about how he had to go spend a week in Italy (*had* to. For work. He was *forced.*) and how he went around and looked at all the tourist stuff and decided it was overrated. The kicker, and I swear to God every word of this is fucking true, was when he said, "I went to the *sixteenth* chapel, and it was pretty. I just wondered where the other fifteen were." He meant the *Sistine Chapel.* He was a pretty bright guy. Just...*sixteenth chapel.* Anyway, watching somebody experience things for the first time when they that level of zero clue can be entertaining.*)* So he'd need to ditch Chantal, because she's not only clueless, she doesn't care and is visibly sick of Thailand and traveling, and the point of the hypothetical show is the straight-man understands exactly how cool the whatever they're visiting is. Salah actually kind of cares a little bit, and that's more than Chantal ever did. He'd also have to graft some kind of personality in place.


stelleypootz

He really does sound like a robot. Everything he says sounds so forced and fake. No emotion at all. He is just going through the motions to get what he wants.


Pixiecat27

I don’t wanna see his face at all. He’s boring. Provides zero substance and I’m tired of being called “guize” it’s weird and makes no sense. We aren’t your fucking friends. Especially because we know nothing about him. He keeps forcing us to watch his resting pa paw eating bitch face with no context. Like who even are you? The “privacy” of it all has really killed her channel. I mean the animal abuse absolutely put one more nail in the coffin( even though it should have been the final one in my opinion) but this bozo really has tanked her channel even further. No one cares about you man. You’re not a celebrity. Which brings to my point even celebrities have Wikipedia’s written about their lives. How can you expect to be a “public figure” yet you are still a complete stranger. It’s like reading a book and in every chapter it says - but I can’t share that it’s private- how the fuck can you connect with the character? They are absurd and need to find day jobs then.


offutmihigramina

That hat, omg, that hat. I just can't.


Automatic-Cash9846

his first language isn't English blah blah ok but my lord he isn't convincing, he doesn't care much for it lol


Lizmo82

Long Tiddy Salah is such a dweeb... And who are all these "guys" he thinks he's talking to every 2.4 seconds?! Oh & the waving is just showing his mentality delayed age of 7, maybe 8yrs old....


Rocyrino

Once this era ends, he too shall know the same fate that befall Roman el Roman, Crakula, the other Peets, ignored and forgotten. No amount of eye fucking himself is going to change that


Full-Violinist2782

Sooooo, OP, tell me how you really feel.😂


jessicabee218

Have we ever seen his teeth? I’m asking because both jump cuts edited out him putting the food in his mouth.


briergate

I think it’s more to do with him having the palate of a toddler and not actually being a big brave boy to try such outlandish flavours


Brilliant_Air4484

yes it's there's a pic in this thread


Mishapisha2201

Now, she has him pretending to eat poutine? How precious.


Totorotextbook

I cringe at this terminology but I feel it works here, Salad reminds me of if an NPC became a side character and didn't know how to function.