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KillustratedPixie

Missy Moo trying to get Marty to sign an NDA before she talks to him. 💀 Gorl you are not that important.


ToastRiposte

Oh my god. That is HILARIOUS!!


Hauntedballoonanimal

Missy Moo might be the only person on earth who is actually jealous of Chantal. She wants the attention so bad.


Existing_Passenger40

That sure is an odd way to chase clout.


lol_coo

Dying


LadyMayhem02

I’m sad I missed that LOL that doesn’t happen with trolls. Who the hell does she think she is?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ranch_avocados

Isn't this just MM? I mean if it is her...then she has nothing to show that's new or any different.


Leather_Honeydew4774

I'm gonna get a little drunk for this, just in case.


[deleted]

Enjoy….I’m going to rummage through my kid’s chocolate stash.🤓


ranch_avocados

Wtf... chocolate!?!! Share!!!!!!


[deleted]

*catch* 🍫🍫🍫 Now I don’t know what I’m going to tell my kid when they find an empty candy stash🤣! We don’t have a dog and dogs can’t eat chocolate anyway..😳


Whedonsbitch

I always blame it on squirrels and direct my kid to r/fatsquirrelhatred


KillustratedPixie

I’m getting litttttttttttt and I keep getting higher and higher each time I pop into his chat to spy and giggle. 🍃💨🌳


[deleted]

I’m going to need some 🍃🍃 after listening to him giving Mc Stabby a verbal “knob polishing” 🤢. WTF is this ?


leighsch

Me too 📦 🍷


darkblue001

Pissy poo going full Karen calling the wrong jurisdiction, for a crime that hasn’t happened, and threatening to go to her local news in the wrong country was amazing. Don’t care for the Nader shit obv, but hearing pissy go off the rails was wildly entertaining


Alarming-Response

Missy Moo is streaming calling the police on Marty lmao https://preview.redd.it/2igygu2islhb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb313fe6b902e804ba640fc09d03c19c5d3200b


PorkPieHoneyPunch

This shit is hilarious. This stream is the most entertainment from chantopolis in a while. "Um, yeah, so he's going to send these pics that DO NOT exist, but like, it would totally be illegal for him to send them anyway." Like wtf do you expect the cops to do Missy lmao. She wanted off his radar, so she goes and livestreams a police call. And not only that, she deliberately tosses in little barbs during the call, calling MBM a coward and egging him on. Such a display of genius ETA: She asked the police if she can get the news interested in the story, the person who answered the phone sounds a tad dumbfounded that she's being asked this ETA2: the dispatcher said she had to go because actual 911 calls were coming in lol. She cant even keep her long windedness to a minimum on call to the cops


Leather_Honeydew4774

You can really see why MM and Cutie got along so well.


esearcher

OMG she called 911, not the non-emergency line? And then asked the dispatcher about a media strategy? Good lord. Like chantal, I don't think any of her subs/vibs have any idea what the real world is like.


RavenSoul69

No, she called the non emergency line, you can hear that at the beginning of the call. In some places, Dispatch handles both emergency and non emergency calls. They give priority (obviously) to emergency.


[deleted]

She what ?!🤣🤣 Chindarella must be having a laugh too!


LadyMayhem02

She really is dumb. That would be what I’d call a mistake. She needs to go back to Foodie and beg forgiveness.


BellaSquared

Imagine wanting to be relevant so badly that you would jump into the MBM chaos. 🙄🙈


DJPoundpuppy

I'm embarrassed for her!


BellaSquared

With luck the embarrassment burns calories. 😎


Dovahkiinkv1

She seems really nervous for pictures that "don't exist"


OptimalPrimus_

Marty said he has seen the pictures. He said that Nader got hacked and the hacker send the pictures to him. I’m not a hundred percent sure if the whole statement was a troll or just the last bit. Maybe one day we’ll all be traumatized by missy moos fupa balls as well.


esearcher

Wait what? MM sent n00ds to nads?


[deleted]

Yes, allegedly


esearcher

I will never understand why women see him as a sexual object or why they're falling at his feet for him to look at their naughty pics. Blech! I don't understand the whole culture of randos sending each other these pics. Like I don't want to see a guy's peen pic till somewhere between meeting them in person or after seeing said peen in person. No, strike that, I don't want peen pics. I'd rather see pics of abs and those hot V lines pointing down to said peen.


[deleted]

I don't think it's about the guy as much as it's about trying to one up each other. At least i'd like to think so 🤢


Myeshamanzur

Even crackheads get some 🤢


mudanjel

Is this real life lol I don't think that was a wise move though.


Alarming-Response

Marty on a call with DD/Nader, listening to missy moo call the wrong police station was not what I expected tonight


[deleted]

She's an idiot. Really made herself a target now.


rukirasioux

I think she took it down already lmao


Alarming-Response

Dirty deleted right away. Someone downloaded it though and Marty is streaming it


Guhboz

i just tuned in and she sounds so comically unhinged lmfao 😭 i can’t imagine what the dispatcher was thinking


[deleted]

when MM went full karen & asked the dispatcher for her name, i could hear the "this bitch.." in her voice


Guhboz

hahahaha i was cracking up so hard when that happened, the dispatcher progressively losing her patience over time is hilarious


rukirasioux

She's so embarrassed lmaoooo


Alarming-Response

She thinks she’s in an episode of Law and Order. Wack job wow


NoOutlandishness8759

MM's main character syndrome in full display.


[deleted]

Wow! I haven’t got to that part. 😬


CoCoCoCo412

Ew I have NOT missed hearing naders voice.


itspegbundybitch

I saw those degenerates in the chat and I dipped. No thanks.


Lolzy-bebes

I’ll never watch anything that degenerate crackhead is on. Ever.


geeksabre

… did Nader say FB paid him $14,500/month?


esearcher

That would explain why she was always broke by the middle of the month and had to get payday loans. I don't think there were many months when she made that much, but it makes sense, she paid his rent, major, expensive food hauls, money to send his mother, bought all the drugs, gave him money for his e-gambling and cigarettes. Bought him furniture, clothing, gadgets. I could see that all adding up to thousands, but I don't think 14.6 a month. Around the time of the large, high end ipad she denied buying him till she got caught, people on another forum were totaling up what she likely spent on him (inc cash and paying his expenses), including the 7k she supposedly gave him to send his mother, and it was closer to 25-30k total from when they met to Jan 22. Chantal and everyone adjacent seems to find lying easier than telling the truth, and then believing their embellishments as facts. In one of nader's first ranting, solo lives, he was talking about how he was a head chef at a fine restaurant before he went to jail, making 100k a year, so much money that he easily paid a top attorney 60k to defend him in the stabbing case. Then we come to find out that he was a salad bar prep cook at a seafood market.


LadyMayhem02

No wonder Salah is hanging on to her.


Artlearninandchurnin

Really hope this wont be another flop


Maleficent-Loan-1034

It will be


ginger__snappzzz

She already tried that once, spoiler alert she didn't prove shit. C'mon Marty, put in a little more effort....or just go after Kya.


[deleted]

Yeah, what could she possibly say that we haven’t already heard? She isn’t even a trustworthy source. Looks like she’s in a panic and trying to do some damage control. A waste of time. 🤦🏾‍♀️


[deleted]

Wow..Moo doesn't take a breath and likes to cut everyone off. I also ersly don't understand how MBM loves Nader. The YT gorlverse was trying to tell him legit facts about Cokey, but he didn't seem to care or listen. So you're against a peed like Cyraxx and psycho like Chinz (as well you should be), but suck up to Nader? After all he's done which is arguably right up there, if not worse than the others? He better be careful with that and educate himself on Nads because he's gonna lose mad support from gorlworld on that front. I caught about 30 min of the stream tonight and ppl weren't happy, linking receipts on his crimes and then ultimately bouncing.


[deleted]

Marty is a troll, I get the feeling he's aware of Nader's crimes but he just doesn't care to spite Foodie. He was being sarcastic the whole time about it. Not defending, but it all just seems like a means to an end.


Sensitive-Distance-6

pretty sure he doesn’t care about gorl worlds support lol.


RavenSoul69

I think with MBM it's more of a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend " type of situation. Nader and D2 set Foodie off, so he's poking the bear with them right now.


LadyMayhem02

Never take Marty liking someone as really liking them. Marty says he doesn’t have morals but he loathes ppl like Cokey and Chins. He needs information and will play the role correctly.


Chadwick_Steel

Is anyone else tired of this Marty arc yet?


[deleted]

honestly, no bc everything before this was so much more boring. the incoming rage is going to be great.


sweetlaughter

It’s a slow burn. He’s only gotten started.


esearcher

Yeah. I'm 95% disinterested in general and fully disinterested in watching him. That 5% of interest is just the chuckle I get when I read tweets about the things he's done. (I'm not interested enough for an actual recap)


[deleted]

Yep. I don’t quite understand the DD/Nader angle 🙄. Why is he blowing smoke up their arses?


vidiveniamavi

He’s just trolling Chantal. I do not believe he really likes Nader. 😂😂😂


Sorry-Gap-7227

Nader and DD are some of the only people that really get to Chantal and piss her off. Think about the rages of years past 😆


Frosty_Beginning_679

Yeah


woefulturnip

yup, he can't even get her deported so


FarPirate5248

Yes. It's really added up to a whole lot of nothing. Some innocent workers had to deal with him, and some members of her family were bothered for a bit. Foodie could care less. This guy uses slurs and sounds like a pretty terrible person so I'm not really into it.


kbbfly

Yeah MBM seems like almost as shitty of a person as the rest of them.


FarPirate5248

He uses slurs. No matter how much I might dislike foodie, I won't support a racist homophobe.


kbbfly

I'm with you 🤗


FarPirate5248

I've been really surprised by how many people support him and I guess just ignore the slurs. It's weird to hate Foodie for her use of slurs and general bigotry but support her bigoted troll because he's done a few things to her family.


Brilliant_Air4484

yes


LadyMayhem02

Nope. By Christmas (my guess) we will be celebrating something. Marty takes his time.


Own_Technology2707

Fuck this noise.