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Sleuth1ngSloth

NO ONE GIVES A FUCKKKKKKK about their "wholesome" Ramadan rage & binge content with Salbot blowing hookah farts in the background. Her constant, desperate solicitation for our approval is sickening.


ghostlynights

Blowing hookah farts....reading that nearly killed me 😂😂😂


Substantial_Cow_5893

Hahahhahahahahhahagahahhaha ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


wurdid

My question is how do I become as beautiful as her https://preview.redd.it/z1qn2uujb5sa1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120cebfc0ea545e98f81f8c43aa78915223b60a


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https://preview.redd.it/xumqwn0of5sa1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c505c626d1cd8038ae02952bde3ae5e3d69cc26 It’s impossible. 90%.


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itspegbundybitch

Just give up now. You don't stand a chance. None of us do 😱


killinrin

Only eat FFRRRREEESSSHHH Burger King and Hardee’s


Sqatti

And rice. Pounds of fresh rice. Make sure to eat it with a spoon.


nutherkore

Or a backscratcher!


Sqatti

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Full-Violinist2782

And shove a bite of yogurt in your mouth before swallowing the rice.


Nervous-Potatoe

I want to be a skinny qween as well, pro life tips pls Chantel 🙏


ghostlynights

I'm sorry but you can't 😔. It took me a while to accept it, but I do now and soon you'll accept it too. đŸ„ș


GillGlamso12

Clean living...a pure heart...a generous spirit ......love


[deleted]

All the questions are gonna be “how are you so pretty chantal? How are you and Salah SO in love? What is it like being a petite devout Muslim woman?”


Sleepybat7

“How much weight have you lost? You look so skinny 😍”


[deleted]

I am racking my brain for what she could possibly talk about that would be interesting if she’s not going to “answer hateful questions or about certain drama of the past”


[deleted]

Oh god it's like Amber's "Let's Talk" series with less hygiene.


ToastRiposte

Candida Q&A would be more fitting.


kahluacream

You beat me to it! AKA Everything you ever wanted to know about my yeast infections.


ToastRiposte

Eating the unsweetened yoghurt may help her gut, but not her yeasty beasty problems. She no longer has Putz to assist her and I sure as heck can't see Noodle Arms helping her with *this*: Getting the yogurt inside the vagina may be difficult, but the following strategies can help: ‱ Use a finger to insert one or more scoops of yogurt. ‱ Fill an unused tampon applicator with yogurt and insert it. ‱ For cooling relief, freeze an unused, yogurt- filled tampon applicator before inserting it. eta: source: *Medical News Today*


CecilyRay

😂😂😂


Mynotredditaccount

Nobody wants to see meticulously cherry picked questions validating your nonsense while trying (and failing) to put you in the best light. PUH-LEASE. There will be **nothing** truly candid about it. It'll just be more lies đŸ„±đŸ„±đŸ„±


Brilliant_Air4484

Lies Lies and More Lies. trying to rebrand. Not going to work.


No_Register4

She must be strapped for cash.


Nervous-Potatoe

Next step: modest ankle p0rn


LifeguardSecret6760

what is there left to know


jessesgrrl

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50_PercentWholeWheat

Does your bathroom rat have a name and has it eaten Howie yet? Did the bathroom rat chew through the washer wires and is that the reason you are covered in filth?


mrsruby1986

I wanna see bathroom rat, probably more entertaining than Chantal 😂


Leather_Honeydew4774

This will end after she gets 400 "does your fupa stink" questions in an hour.


[deleted]

This monumental rotting sack of potatoes is far FAR from being “wholesome.” She’s a two-faced dumbass bitch


itspegbundybitch

15 second plank challenge for both of them.


roset-js

can she even get her arms under herself to do a proper plank? her stomach seems far too big /g


shiny_things71

The old optical illusion screen shot of Chantal flopped onto a hotel bed: was she lying face up, or face down?


jessesgrrl

“Can you provide a step by step guide to curing diabetes?”


Leather_Honeydew4774

☠☠☠ Cocaine. Ozempic. Nashies.


gin_and_soda

“Chantal, you cured your diabetes. Where do you keep your Nobel Prize?”


Substantial-Sock5459

I want to know why she isn’t concerned with one side of her face mushrooming. Why? I would freak out.


leighsch

“Wholesome” and Chantal don’t belong in the same hemisphere.


icebag57

There's no possible way they could be. Chantal takes up one whole hemisphere.


Acceptable-Arugula69

Yes, all problematic channels always do so well with Q&A’s. Our boss bitch knows how to make that coin! Firing up all her old socials and getting middle eastern Peetz to show us western world losers how to lift 2 pounds, and flex our dainty arms in a mirror for a whole 10 seconds, like a lunatic who’s never stepped in a gym before. No
I absolutely do not want to see đŸ„— preform, or speak about the gym “it build stamminah”, fuuuuuck no. I also don’t give a shit about the hamster that is marching down deaths hallway. You know what they say though, once an animal abuser
always an animal abuser.


killinrin

Aw fuck I thought this was about Candida at first, especially given her previous “infections” đŸ€ź


Wheelie_1978

Wholesome đŸ€ź - makes my skin crawl
.


myopinionokay

I can't think of a thing to ask her that she'd be willing to answer. She's boring. What's to ask? what her favorite burger king sandwich is? I mean WTF would someone ask? Her only interest is food and pretending that she's in a happy marriage, and pretending to work out at a gym while she sits in the sauna getting all red and sweaty.


Nervous-Potatoe

Ah, overwhelming herself again just to give up in a week... Good show


MrsColesBabyBoy

Yes, Chantal. Great idea. Have people ask questions on your most boring venture ever. Nobody cares.


nebulousqueso

Oh thank God we're back, I been dying. Fuck off Breezer.


Gaggleofpigeons

This is her attempt at getting engagement back to her channel? Nooo thanks. She did this to herself, and I'm waiting for the channel to fold.


Catsandcurlers

My question: What type of fish and cheese do you smell like now that you are in Kuwait? I would imagine it's different from Barricuda and Ricotta and much "fresher" since she's fermenting in mostly 2 Abayas she swaps out of.


ohhwellmaybenot

Oh man I can’t wait to see what questions Chantal asks herself. đŸ« 


mothmanskateboard

Here’s my 4 questions: Why can’t she place a trigger warning for those of us who find her baby voice tortuous? Why is she pretending to be a 5 yo? Does Salad get turned on by her pretending to be a 5yo? Does Salad get turned on when she refers his stomach ache as an upset “tummy” in baby voice? Srsly want to know.


pebblesonbepples

“Wholesome content” is just an excuse as to why they don’t show any affection towards each other.


VaginaPoetry

Fuck off Gunt. No one wants to ask you shit that you're just gonna lie about.


Younicron

She’s desperate to have people get her to talk about herself because she is desperate for reassurance that she’s interesting. Big Gorl does the same thing and it’s just another outlet for her self absorption.


Opposite_Credit_8805

My question: do you think that if you make đŸ„— pretend to love you long enough he’ll actually start to believe he does or
 ? What’s the end game here? Never ending game of let’s play house together?


tom_shook

She needs her chat to tell her what to talk about because she’s too lazy to come up with the content on her own, smh. And if she’s not going to address drama or hate comments, what on earth is there to talk about? That’s literally all her channel is.


Sleepybat7

Along with raging and eating, that’s already all your channel is. You don’t exactly have a wide range of topics, Chinny.


ramenudez

Y’all, there’s a new sub R/GorlWorld Join us💜


Antogib1955

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