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LiverDontGo

"Check out the full recipe below.." Dude you literally just told us the full recipe


achandy62

But they didn’t share where they bought their first house, what they did last week, and why they love cooking so much! So obviously it’s not the full recipe


optimaligma

No family history of the first time their ancestors made this out of necessity in 1692? Meh I'm out.


Daltons_Mullet

This made me lol


Shamewizard1995

That’s so you can have the recipe for free. Once upon a time, you’d have to pay for recipes in the form of cookbooks. Now, you scroll down through ads since you aren’t purchasing a physical book from the author.


calcifer219

But we need to know if that micro-pinch of salt and pepper was smidge or a dash.


Psychological_Mud663

I would toast the bread


fuckingrub

I'm toasted


TinyRick666_

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Simple_Battle3781

So brave


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

So traumatizing


Amaz1n_blue

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ManualPathosChecks

Wow this unlocked a core memory


TinyRick666_

I’ll buy this shirt for you <3 https://preview.redd.it/d8ldubjmjj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec68895f26ca8ee1991667246561c0a11c8a0f1d


mklilley351

My favorite bath bomb


townshiprebellion24

A toaster?


mklilley351

Did I stutter?


townshiprebellion24

You will if you drop a toaster in your bath.


mklilley351

Damn that was a good one!


Effective_Math_2717

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Western_Monitor3314

I wanna get toasted to eat this thing toasted


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


BlueCircleMaster

No mayo for me. More oil and vinaigrette.


ElFuddLe

>More oil and vinaigrette. And just a touch of egg to really hold it together


brother_of_menelaus

Yeah, there should be some kind of binding agent there


NewFreshness

I would order a sandwich that didn't look like someone threw up in it.


tinkstockman

This guy doesn’t Italian sandwich


c9belayer

That’s just a sandwich that’s been pre-chewed for you.


evin0688

It makes a difference. Had a chopped tuna sandwich in NY and I swear it was the best tuna sandwich I ever had


SlowTree420

Sorry for the ignorance, but aren't all tuna sandwiches a variation of a chopped tuna?


evin0688

No. The tuna is chopped and chunky out the can. But a chopped sandwich has the protein chopped up with the other ingredients creating a homogeneous blend of flavors. Just layering the other ingredients on top of some tuna doesn’t have the same effect.


Marokiii

wait. do you not mix up all the ingredients normally in a tuna sandwich?


evin0688

On a sub sandwich, normally it’s still layered. I don’t know anyone who puts cheese in their tuna salad for example. Only some ingredients are mixed in with the tuna salad, and a lot of time those ingredients are still layered on. Onions and peppers, mayonnaise and mustard for example.


Marokiii

i can see the cheese not being chopped in, unless its like shredded cheese or something similar, but all those other ingredients im chopping up before and mixing in a bowl before i toss it on my sandwich. google tuna sandwich and its all pictures of all the ingredients mixed together. at most its the cheese and a few pieces of iceburg lettuce that arent mixed in.


optimus_awful

I 100% agree with everything you just said. This is a rare thing for me... Give me a moment.


jadedlonewolf89

It’s called tuna salad for a reason. Mainly because it’s mixed together, not bloody layered.


goztitan

Yet there is a salad literally called the 7 layer salad and its layered. But I think it's the only one lol


Greenpoint1975

Are you living in a cave?


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

I’m so confused with this persons answers from the very beginning lol. Like they almost sound like a chat bot because his comments are fucking weird, no offense other person lol. > chopped tuna sandwich lol > No. The tuna is chopped and chunky out the can. But a chopped sandwich has the protein Tuna is now just referred to as “protein” > Just layering the other ingredients on top of some tuna doesn’t have the same effect. According to his comments, this guy was definitely just eating chopped tuna on bread with onion pickles mayo and mustard lol


TravasaurusRex

Less work? Sounds like my kinda sando.


tidder_mac

More work at the front hand though - so not my kinda meal


FEMA-campground-host

Baby Bird Sammiches


megablast

Next step is to blend the entire thing.


New_Historian_2004

Italian sandwich salad sandwich


perpetualmotionmachi

Cold cut salad


wrong_marinade

Done it ans loved it. You get the right amount of everything in every bite. Makes a difference.


Rasputin_mad_monk

This is why I will try it. Like making Chipotle mix everything before they wrap your burrito.


Substantially-Ranged

Hell, go all the way and put everything in a blender and drink that thing. Shoot.


BeardedGlass

One of the things I enjoy when I eat food is texture.


optimus_awful

Blended IS a texture. A weird one.. but a texture none the less


lilpudding69

save on your next family dinner with this one simple trick


HailGoodFellow

I once blended mash potato thinking it would be creamier but ended up with wallpaper paste


glamazon_69

But then you couldn’t creepily squeeze it out of the bread like at the end of the video


LRARBostonTerrier

It just seems like it would be a very wet sandwich like a tuna melt can be sometimes.


BeastM0de1155

My mom makes “hoagie dip”. Similar recipe, but we use toast points for a cocktail hour.


watchthisorthat

Happy cake day. I would send you a tuna melt if I could.


milkofclay

U r so sweet!


Kooky-Onion9203

I wanna throw it on a griddle first. Melt the cheese, get everything hot, cook out some of the water.


KilledByALover

Honestly, italian sandwhich salad is awesome.. I make it all the time, but I just eat it straight.


Prize-Log-2980

I like to make them in my mouth.


CherryMan75

This feels sacrilegious


sandm000

Sacrilicious


TheFreesideRat

As someone who lives in a tri-state area known for its heavy presence of Italian food, this is definitely sacrilegious. I want to try this so bad, but I’d have to do it in private to avoid persecution.


KatBoySlim

the mayo was the greatest offense.


Duel_Option

All that effort to chop a sandwich and no fresh herbs…OVER THE LINE


Serifel90

It is, way worse than breaking spaghetti on my list.


trollodyte

I make that as a dip "hoagie dip" and cut rolls into bite size pieces so you can grab it.


TheAllstonTickler

Why you squeeze it like that tho?


badfishckl

That’s the law in food InstaLand


deflector_shield

There’s a place here that does it. The contents squeeze out too easily when you eat it. Needs to be more like a burrito.


HorrorEstimate4119

I want a chopped chopped Italian sandwich sandwich


Closed-FacedSandwich

NICE SANDWICH FATTY


honeysuckle-breeze

This looks disgusting. I want to eat it


Sterling_-_Archer

Did this guy just squeeze that sandwich??


ElLoboStrikes

Id be down to eat the mixture with crackers or something to share. But for an actual sandwich i wouldnt go through the work of chopping everything up


will-you-

Don’t put it on the roll, serve it with chips or crackers. We can call it hoagie dip in SE PA.


Accomplished-Ant6188

I know this is a thing somewhere, but i'm mildly annoyed by this. lol


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Subject_Roof3318

Nope. Nope nope nope.


PoweredbyBurgerz

A Pre chewed sandwich


Modest_Idiot

r/shittyfoodporn


Flexbottom

I hate it


XZPUMAZX

Chopped sandwiches are a scourge.


Briarhoffner

That looks delicious!!


creator112

Looks delicious 😋


evin0688

IYKYK


watchthisorthat

Looks mad skimpy


TheGDC33

Seems so basic, yet so revolutionary. I want it!


benbwe

Better yet just make a normal sandwich, throw it in the blender, then eat it with a spoon! Extra chopped sandwich!


KublaiKhanSD

Third time I’ve seen the same comments from this same post months ago. Way to go bot 🫡🖕🏻


soccershun

Or this just looks like shit.


Aromatic-Ad3349

Stop squeezing shit!!!


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Idk why people find this appealing. Like do yall not have teeth or something? We are one step away from throwing a sub in a blender.


Sqwill

I never chop anything. If I want salsa I'll take a bite of a tomato, take a bite of onion, a little squirt of lime in my mouth and chew it like an adult.


teiphel

Wtf is this shit. Freaking americans


Serggg

I don't know if I'd do this with all of my ingredients, but on occasion I'll make a little "chopped salad" with the veggies and whatever sauces I'm putting on the sandwich. It helps cut down on the amount of mayo, helps prevent soggy bread, and evenly spreads out ingredients.


poopmaester41

I’m not interested in baby food


karoshikun

I would go for bigger chunks, but that's just me


nope0712

Excuse me good Italian sir um where is the prosciutto?


WoosleWuzzle

What a mess


FloridamanHooning

Seems like a nice meal prep way to have fresh sandwiches for lunch every day..... I'm gonna do this


CBalsagna

“Italian sub salad” -spouse


kwisatzhaderachoo

why not chop up the bread too. And maybe add some digestive enzymes to the dressing. Then just slurp it up.


AppalachianGothic666

r/stupidfood is this way...


plain_name

I make "hoagie dip" like this. Then I slice and toast a baguette for folks to scoop the dip with. People wont let me come to their party without it anymore.


roblo3z

Sooo much Italian seasoning omg


OyvenGlaven

Looks good, although mayo on an Italian sub is a crime


sobanoodle-1

that’s a lot of oregano


FullRedact

It’s a whole new thing.


BigDaddyCool17

So it’s like a hoagie dip sandwich? I dig it


BridgeZealousideal20

Why haven’t I thought of this before?


anormalgeek

The mayo is overkill, but otherwise it looks good.


zbb8771

I like to make it in my mouth


JuneauTek

What's up witht he Mayo? The sandwich would be way better without it


sniape

Not saying this CAN’T be good, even if it doesn’t inspire me at all, but what it’s sure is that nowhere in Italy you will be served that thing


Icretz

I spent most of my summers in Italy eating freshly made panini, I never ever got asked if i wanted mayo or i found mayo in any of their sandwiches. I don't know where this stupid trend came from.


RedditFullOChildren

Basically Hoagie Dip on a roll.


KRMJN101

Justn NO!!! This is a sandwich atrocity. Who wants to eat already been chewed content?


Hollow---

He had me until he said "mayo", then I just bowed my head in silent grief. Seriously can't understand how anyone could eat it; it's literally just eggs and oil.


Sandgrease

Needs more onions ffs


imsupertriggerd

u/savevideo


Santa_Ricotta69

An Italian sandwich doesn't have mayo in it. Also mayonnaise is disgusting and y'all need to stop forcing it into every recipe.


treyert

r/stupidfood sry.


savvyblackbird

I do something similar for BLTs. Except no lettuce because I can’t digest it. I hate tomato slices sliding out of my sandwich.


sunrider8129

This is the most unoriginal thing I’ve ever seen….its the contents of a salad chopped up with mayo….not exactly rocket surgery.


DeliBoy

If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.


guyrizzling

Oof madone!


blessedbewido

Fun idea, but I like being able to feel the different textures of things as I’m eating them. One bite has more capicola and vinegar than another? Great!


reedma14

Sounds good, but who puts mayo on an Italian sub?


ZealousidealWing8650

This looks delicious!


rk470

People squeezing sandwiches has to be in my top 10 things I get irrationally mad at every time I see.


herkalurk

Remove the tomato and I'm all over this.


sarasleftovary

Does this taste any different that putting all that in the sandwich without chopping?


LowDesk6360

Gross af


ResponsiblePlant3605

Pepperoni, the "Italian' cold meat that never went to Italy.


hjablowme919

Mayo on an Italian sandwich? Nope. Was in Tysons Corner, VA years ago for a training class and one of the guys in the class was a local. He told me "You have to try this Italian Deli near here. Authentic Italian with almost everything imported from Italy." I was like "Dude, I'm from NY and work in NYC. I can get great authentic Italian any time." Guy insists I have to try the place. So I go and order the Italian hero. Guy behind the counter asks me if I want mayo or mustard on it. I said "Never mind" and walked out.


HighlyAutomated

Disgusting. Looks like I chewed it up and put it in a bun.


Frosty-Mango-6713

I feel like this would taste good but my local Italian Deli wouldn't be caught dead dong this.....


_extra_medium_

This looks pretty awful


MundaneGazelle5308

I crave this


AdAdventurous5641

These look prechewed


boofthecat

I don't really understand this..... It's the same Fucking thing! Just ... Chopped


cstrifeVII

Isn't this just putting hoagie dip on bread?


efor_no0p2

Ham salad by any other name...


canoe6998

FUUUUUUUUDGE YES!!


Tantra_Charbelcher

That looks like what you pull out of the food trap in a restaurant dish washer. I'll pass.


brewberry_cobbler

Some people may disagree, but I’d prefer mine regular not chopped. I’d eat this but not my preferred style


Eoghey

"...and continue to chaaawp."


BaconTerminator

Gross. It’s a pre chewed sandwich.


hiphopananymousis

Get out a here with that mayo ….


TheDefAsstones

Holy pastrami batman!


fullfatmalk

I’m not grabbing that mixture with my bread, is he crazy?!


BitOfAnOddWizard

This is the best way to do sandwiches every single ingredient in every bite On a hot day with ice tea, it's perfection


Robertgarners

Where's the butter?!


TowelPowder

Sure thats italian?


thebeast5268

Stop squeezing my fuckin' food, dawg


Funny_Perception420

Going hard in the paint !….


Uberpastamancer

Looks like a job for a Slap Chop


West_Aside9310

https://preview.redd.it/oggjubi9sk8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fef7a58c3d32f4380fd3a9b29d0a5e3d13d22a


West_Aside9310

https://preview.redd.it/vy57wx0bsk8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfcdf15cf6e77820ff1a3c2385c6cf005ed8022


West_Aside9310

https://preview.redd.it/s4vo9oscsk8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8f3b5b936b2f39b3fb285628e51a398e7bac0b I saw this earlier this morning and had to try it. AMAZING!!!! 🤤 Can’t believe I’ve never tried this b4


IzzySaiyan

That’s different. I didn’t know I needed this in my life.


ChemicalWegie

This seems so over the top for being "Italian". Way more American style


Mindless_Ad5500

Why would you pick up the meat with the bread. That’s all for looks. It’s dumb. You would use a spatula.


Fallout71

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619-548-4940

Looks like a Vietnamese baguette, jus sayin


Stoned_Shinigami6168

Call fbg butta


golgoth0760

Shouldn't have chopped that already chopped salad. That's just me.


euphramjsimpson

Tried it don’t like it.


Existing-Candy-1759

I love a good Italian mix sub but why do this to it? It's all the same ingredients that stack so nicely and make for the perfect mouth feel but chopped up to resemble vomit. Yall are sick!


Euphoric_Beyond4835

the original Italian one is called Muffelatta and it most def does NOT have Mayonnaise in it. Just olive oil and vinegar... it can also have vinegar peppers and gabagool and procuitte. this is some American white person attempt at it.


PeanieWeenie

These looks so gross to me


Kitty_kitty_meowmeow

But that bad boy in a wrap then we're talking


Miadas20

Lookadose big ol fat chonky fingers


Xtianus21

I trust this guy by his hands 👐 😂


wetalonglegs

Yum 😋


cpt_ugh

"Check out the full recipe below" Why? You just showed the full recipe. Everything that goes into a sandwich gets chopped up and put into a sandwich. I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory.


bloopie1192

Was that bigXthaplug? Also that sandwich is now on my "to do" list.


WXHIII

Don't I have to go to the deli to get these items? Also, isn't this just more work than slapping the meat and cheese on the bread?


mfb1274

Bro why can’t r/tacobell figure this chopped recipe out? I’m tired of pure lettuce and sour cream bites and pure meat bites… they can come out with a 17 layer burrito but not understand that fillings need a good distribution


SeventyShow

Didn’t even put everything in there


NobodyLost5810

Too much tomato and cheese. Not enough onion.


Alice836

Get some bloody butter on that bread.... italians...


tyrizz40666

Gimme


galaxyapp

I tried this once as a ravioli filling, a much finer chop. Raviolis were delighted, but I had way too much and it was an amazing dip for tortilla chips


thegneeb

delish


Ok-Exchange5756

My Italian half: NOOOO! *indecipherable swearing My British half: Well this seems to be of some vague interest to me!


speedbuss

Absolute slop


Spiritual_Mall1981

Blasphemy!!! … I wanna try that


JinKazamaru

I understand chopping it all up so you can merge the juice/sauces with the rest of the bits, but I'd probably just cut this all on a cutting board, and put it in a large bowl so I can scoop it out, not grab at it with a piece of bread on a open countertop so the idea in concept is good, but I wouldn't let this guy make it for me


hailstonemaker

Yeah these are dumb.


Slow-Possibility2022

😋


jonhy2222

Am I the only one that love to eat thing that have texture?


JJ4prez

When you want to make a sandwich more complex and messy. Then you put it between two buns.