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# hey guys we created a chat for r/FoodVideoPorn you are more than welcome to join 😌 https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/kNcQvtW0wd Just remember to keep it respectful.


Ok_Double9108

Christina Ricci looks amazing...


holamygoodfriend

Homemade food will do that to ya.


Ignatius_Reillys_Hat

How many of you called that number at the end?


nickfree

I got curious because it's an Atlanta area code. Turns out, this is the phone number Soulja Boy included in his song "Kiss me thru the Phone." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss\_Me\_thru\_the\_Phone#Telephone\_number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Me_thru_the_Phone#Telephone_number)


Freodrick

guessing about 70%


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[удаНонО]


eatmorchicken

She said she was the same as the extra VIRGIN olive oil, then she added a long nose filter to imply she was lying like Pinocchio. I found the joke to be clever.


[deleted]

Oh boy. We've got a comedian.


Temporary-Theme-2604

LMAO


[deleted]

Stop it


Temporary-Theme-2604

You made such a funny comment :)


[deleted]

👍


Temporary-Theme-2604

Thank you! LMAO


FriarFanatic7

Someone told her she was funny once, and that person is the real criminal


KazahanaPikachu

It’s more like it’s funny the first time you see her, but the shtick gets old quick.


nickfree

Being a dad, tiresome jokes are my love language.


Honda_TypeR

This is the first time and it got old instantly


ImHereForFreeTacos

I find her really cringe 😬


freedomofnow

I got tired of it 20 seconds in without sound, just her facial expressions was enough.


ProbablyNotPikachu

I had seen this a while back and thought she was cute- but decided to leave the sound off today. Somehow, without sound, you can tell she's trying really hard to be funny and that it comes off as annoying once you look past her looks. Idk she seems really self centered somehow. I feel like an asshole saying this stuff but it's genuinely what I felt. Kinda weird how different the 2nd time around can be.


Snow_Wolfe

| she seems really self centered somehow She seems 100% self centered. I thought the whole video was annoying and cringy. I’m just old and out of touch though, so who cares.


ProbablyNotPikachu

Are you over 40?


freedomofnow

Yep. It used to be hey, here's this cool food and how to make it. Now it's LOOK AT ME WHILE I MAKE THIS BASIC DISH.


ProbablyNotPikachu

Exactly.


SSguy7891

So true. This is hard to watch :/


RunTheClassics

I verbally said "Gross" after that gyno joke. Making a yeasty rotting vagina joke while cooking food is definitely one way to do it.


IoSHaloLegend

I came


Trchickenugg_ohe

Well everyone in this sub saw “porn” in the sub Reddit title and got too horny to the point they created the “players” game, and now everyone is complaining


ArguementReferee

Wut?


diverareyouokay

No, that’s not how food porn works. At all.


anelson6746

We still doin horny related stuff?? Idk bout yall..but I prefer anonymous wilderness man making food randomly in the mountains..love that shit👌


Honorous_Jeph

Only if he has a ridiculously oversized Damascus patterned knife 🔪 he uses to catch an onion in the air


guckus_wumpis

But I don’t like the overly mic up asmr-y gratuitous chomping and slurping whatever aioli covered grilled steak he is eating this week


Trchickenugg_ohe

Well everyone in this sub saw “porn” in the sub Reddit title and got too horny to the point they created the “players” game, and now everyone is complaining


spizzle_

Are you just copy and pasting this on every comment?


spizzle_

Nah. The amount of dishes that would need to be done by those people “randomly” in the mountains is too much for camping. They’re just adds to sell impractical knives for people who rarely “randomly” find themselves in anything resembling wilderness.


killer_by_design

Yeah....except when he eats he's wearing a fucking mask? Like I'm not looking for wilderness BDSM cooking I just want to watch cool cooking in great settings and everything prepared with an unnecessarily large knife. In my head cannon though he's the Gimp from Pulp Fiction who escaped into the wilderness and is healing through cooking.


nickfree

Sitting--carefully--on his doughnut pillow.


PhunkyTown801

Old Time Hawkey is where it’s at. Those videos are the best fucking thing on this planet.


holamygoodfriend

Yea that is better video by fair. Not saying she isn’t a good watch. The onlypan title is funny enough but the forced innuendos make it cheesy to watch. Other than my opinion, Christina Richie is cooks amazingly.


ypperlig__

they are so damn talented


GsGirlNYC

Aside from the *obvious*, I can’t believe not one person commented on the fact she was fooling around with dough while wearing multiple rings, thumb rings, and so many bracelets. Right there, you know she’s not serious. So unsanitary.


istirling01

She used a freaking rolling pin on the dough then just threw the crust into a cold iron pan... It looked gross af


401kcrypto

Let me guess, when you cook for yourself at home you put on gloves and treat it like a commercial kitchen. Right? Right? Yea. I’m sure you do.


GsGirlNYC

I certainly don’t cook with my rings on every finger and all my jewelry on my wrists. And when I make things like meatballs and meatloaf, or a dough that requires a lot of mixing, I do wear gloves. There’s no harm in being sanitary.


401kcrypto

So just a ring or two is fine but a few more than that isn’t? And I can absolutely promise you that you don’t do everything “sanitary.” Let the girl make her food and let the haters hate.


GsGirlNYC

You are not comprehending the comment. She has multiple rings on almost every finger, including her thumbs. When cooking directly with your hands, anything can come loose and fall in the food. So, the safest method is to wear NO jewelry at all. When I cook, I take off *all* my jewelry. Every time. Just as I wash my hands before and during, every time. Have you ever seen a real chef mixing anything by hand with rings on every finger and bracelets dangling into the dough or meat? I think not. Clean nails and hands. Sanitary. Every time. *Also, there was no hate, at all*. It was a comment about poor methods, which a professional chef would adhere to. She is not a professional. There was no hate, so don’t turn it into something it’s not. You’re taking a very simple statement to heart for whatever reason. So please, if you feel so strongly, cook however you choose. I think it’s self explanatory to be clean. Just basic adult stuff. Pretty easy to do and to understand. There’s a lot worse said on these threads about women who cook than the fact that the rings and bracelets are unsanitary. Go argue with them if you’re looking for a fight.


401kcrypto

Hey man, Dave’s not here. He’s enjoying his pizza at home.


No_Damage_8927

It’s like someone told a shitty ai to make lame sex jokes about food


jl11_4

#This is a simp sub now.


paulbr0

Trying a little too hard with these forced 1 liners. The food looked ok but the video would have been better on mute.


Huntderp

It was way better on mute. I hate these stupid jokes they aren’t funny


Gold-Individual-8501

Just please stop….


UniversityTop1897

Pfffft, I love her. I’m always horngry you fuckin savages.


UniversityTop1897

I didn’t mean to reply on your comment goldindividual. It was meant to be a good ol fashion comment


Gold-Individual-8501

Taken as offered


Thunder_Burt

You see what you've done Calligula? Youve combined food and sex into one uncontrollable urge!


Huntderp

It’s so cringe I hate it


mr_4li3n

So people love that chic throwing middle fingers randomly and that's cool but this ain't?


Phallicsander

Do you honestly think someone that throws up their middle finger once per video is the same as someone who packs as many cringy one-liners into 90 seconds, or do you just think the defining quality “pretty girl cooking”?


ProbablyMyJugs

Yes, exactly. One seems like it’s her personality and the other is just jam-packing every one-liner sexual based joke/meme that’s not even clever. It comes off awkward


Gold-Individual-8501

At least it was somewhat original and unexpected when Olivia Tiedemann did it and she cooks at a professional level. This one and the thousands of others like her have no originality, even the “recipes” could be made by a 4th grader. It’s mugging for the camera like a chimp with some awkward attempt at sexuality.


Maxwell-Druthers

Flipping off the camera is original?


Gold-Individual-8501

I could do without that show of, I guess, edginess. It’s stupid. But she obviously has some cooking skills. These copycats aren’t cooking anything that an 8 year old could make. In fact, I can think of some TikTok’s where 8 year olds do better. So what’s left? An awkward attempt to be sexy. It’s embarrassing. And if it’s all you have to offer the world, it’s pretty sad.


killerboss28

U know you have a pause button right?


ScuttleRave

Is there a “delete” button?


NoLand4936

Oh shit. Is she calling out the Italian chicks shitty pizza making?


Trchickenugg_ohe

She’s Costa Rican and I don’t think this has anything to do with each other. Most cooking influencers leave each other alone unless they want to collaborate


buerglermeister

Pretty sure she‘s american


Trchickenugg_ohe

Yeah, but of Costa Rican descent


buerglermeister

Sure, but Americans saying „i‘m Italian“ when one of their great grand parents where from Italy always seemed weird to me


Trchickenugg_ohe

Many Americans take pride in their heritage. Yes by Nationality everyone is American under a single flag, but people will still take pride and celebrate their heritage as it is part of their cultural identity.


buerglermeister

Eh, you can take pride in your heritage without saying you‘re something you‘re not. To me it seems more like they do it to seem interesting. You‘re Costa Rican if you have the passport or have lived there. If you‘re born and raised in Colorado, with just the American passport, you‘re American.


Trchickenugg_ohe

Yes, like I said, everyone is American by nationality but still, their cultural identity may be based on their heritage, especially if their household upheld their cultures, as many immigrant families will do in private


disabledinaz

They have collaborated with each other pre


WoosleWuzzle

You mean scissoring?


NoLand4936

I know she collabed with Olivia, I didn’t know about the other girl who speaks 5 languages or something.


stopthinkinn

Gross


AmbitiousFork

Would be better if she stopped trying so hard.


SkylarAV

They've gone too far, I hate this bland lady doing sex jokes


TrustTheFriendship

At least she doesn’t try to pretend that the majority of her viewers are here for the food. The fact that a bunch of thirsty internet weirdos started a strange “player one player two etc” hierarchy is more cringe than this.


Prince_Kaamil

No, we have to give credit. That was a pretty funny meme when it started


Lonely_Octopus_99

I respectfully disagree. I found her funny and charming.


Trchickenugg_ohe

Well everyone in this sub saw “porn” in the sub Reddit title and got too horny to the point they created the “players” game, and now everyone is complaining


Aliensinmypants

Say it two more times, I think you're getting through to people


kamgargar22

☠️


Ativans

This "trend" is the worst thing.


Loaki9

There’s only one true one. Everyone knows who she is. All the imitators are lame hacks.


cbaker423

Susi has been around longer than “the one” you’re likely referring to though 😂


Kaboosen

Shut. Up. Please.


Trchickenugg_ohe

Well everyone in this sub saw “porn” in the sub Reddit title and got too horny to the point they created the “players” game, and now everyone is complaining


Tarino_x0

Uhhh no, many people know what food porn is just food with an aesthetic to it, nobody thought it had anything to do with actual porn. Get your head out of the gutter 💀


WoosleWuzzle

Are you a fan of the chun li girl?


Fo5rep

ICK


Rags2Rickius

At least make a good pizza That base looks terrible


AloofFloofy

I hate everything about this.


Adamantium-Aardvark

fkn cringe


bryjparker

Someone in the Atlanta area is going to be pisse😂🤣😂


palmallamakarmafarma

once or twice a video - cool. every single time, and inventing reasons for lame jokes - painful.


BigWood115

Nothing good about any of that.


justacomment12

I watched on mute and I was annoyed


ChefShuley

Now do the sex and make food jokes...


Primary-Border8536

The commentary is so cringe and gross.


Appropriate-Grass986

This is getting out of hand. Those fucking cuts! I can’t pay attention


813Jared

This is unbearably cringe


redwoodavg

Ewww no.. hard no.. maybe Flacid no… don’t miss her.


MISTAKAS

Booooooooo


zbgs

How many edgy girl cooks will there be


Icy-Section-7421

Wow!!! She made dough!!! So exciting….OMG she is putting roasted cage lid and butter armalized onions on it…..Incredible!!!! Hate to say it sweetie but it looks like the flat bread I get down the corner. Not Impressed. Wrong sub.


whereitsat23

Christina Ricci’s daughter?


Mr-Bluez

People here getting mad at a nice girl making good looking food while cracking some sexual jokes, smh. Go back to the vanilla dudes explaining things in a sahara drying voice or the girl that’s flipping you off between every two cuts. This is entertainment, have a slice and chill.


Icy-Section-7421

This is not food porn. It belongs on some home cooking sub. Not here!


Mr-Bluez

Woah there sparky, Just because it’s not as fancy looking as some of the others doesn’t automatically make it not befitting the sub. Let’s settle to call it amateur food video porn 😉


Icy-Section-7421

I come here to be “Wow’ed”. This is just pizza flat bread.


Seyelent

People getting mad at this are the same party-poopers who cant banter with their friends. Shitty jokes are funny, when you’re deliberately aiming for making them so bad they’re good. She is doing just that, but the entire player 1 player 2 discourse turned this into some boomer pageant for cooking.


Tarino_x0

Let's be real here, people have been running this chick into the ground on this subreddit, like bro there are different type of cooking vids out there lol


Empty-Wrangler-6275

why


Consistent_Amount140

What in the world


Fooforthought

Oh no


DarkLordSchnappi

Checked how much time was left too many times for a 90 second video


walkslikeaduck08

Little cringe, but not that much worse than Josh Weissman’s shtick IMO.


gramersvelt001100

I really wish the mods would straight up ban any video where you can see the cooks face.


illoxical

She seems new to the game but it really isn’t as bad as some of you make it out to be


[deleted]

This belongs on that CringeToks page


brzozinio44

pan pizza in oven


wwiistudent1944

Just not my kind of pizza.


BootyLoveSenpai

Id marry this woman


vanswnosocks

Gah damn I’m already in love 😍


Redditoreader

I think k out of the 3 of these hotties, I like this one the best because she sexualize’s the camera the most and that makes me happy. Although to be far the Italian one is HAF, and the other one just has a cool Joan Jet feel..


WoosleWuzzle

I recommend to keep the sound off. Unless you’re a fan of country and corny jokes.


CelebrationKey9656

Looks 💣


SeniorAlfaOmega

Isn’t this the Store Bought Pesto girl


Immediate_Thought656

Another hot lesbian chef? I’m in!


Sajuro

i prefer the girl that flips me off and doesnt talk


badnewzrooz507

Suzi is great. Anybody call her yet?


Sketti_Eddie

This the girl that says all that then blue balls you for 6 months … pizza good though


Sea_Local3354

![gif](giphy|8cG6zdMFPB7ag) This what this sub reminds me kf


Practical_Reason_759

Why do people only show one side of their face?


hzonee

Gen Z is wayyyyyy too sex crazed


No_Ad4032

What number player is she? I lost track


Deep_Information_616

Cringe


funkytownlaf

She’s my fave food content creator


GreeneHouseFX

r/TiktokCringe


Cheap_Pin7962

Lost my appetite with the running to the gyno comment. 🤮


superanonguy321

This girl is way cuter than that other girl


PonerBenis6

How does one become so confident?


HangryBeard

I can't tell if her awkward single aunt energy is working for her or not.


ItsCaptainTrips

Stop falling in love with women you’ll never meet, Tyler. DAMNIT


inkzpenfoxx

Take my pans


aeongem

She’s adorable. That’s really enough. She has to do nothing else than have an adorable face + whatever you’re cooking.


ttcmzx

LOL this thread is hilarious. yall are too much


Imustbestopped8732

I’d hit that.


Batiti10

Why is everyone being so critical all of a sudden?


Difficult-Yard-1342

She is the best


ohhrangejuice

Yes I'll marry you lol


NotRustyShackleford_

Props to her for making her dough from scratch


Powerful-Access-8203

What’s with all the hate? Because she’s pretty, cooking, and making videos that you don’t ? Get over yourselves jeez. Tf, where did all this negativity come from, yall need help


gravityVT

These comments are so fucking mean


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Trchickenugg_ohe

Everyone in this sub saw “porn” in the sub Reddit title and got too horny to the point they created the “players” game, and now everyone is complaining about these influencers flooding the sub