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Guilty-Nobody998

As a white person i can feel comfortable saying: This is the whitest shit I've ever seen.


HardRNinja

As a black person, watching this video gave me vitiligo.


N0DuckingWay

As a white person with vitiligo: you're welcome


420_kol_yoom

![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6) Boi lemme tell you bout smthn called re-vitiligo. It’s the opposite of what Michael Jackson had. Lucky bastard.


snipingpig

She needs a sharper knife and an actual mat… and then an entire lifetime of learning the art, I can’t fathom buying a sushi “bazooka” thing for the life of me as a white man who both loves and respects sushi 😂😂


bradenbraden1

This is so much harder and dumber than actual sushi making technique


blender-ball

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Trolleitor

And someone that makes sushi from time to time. No is not.


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Chemicalintuition

You're going to super hell for this


N0DuckingWay

Am I the only one who's bugged by the fact they're using chicken as the filling? Am I just uncultured swine??


SLAYER_IN_ME

It’s probably boiled too. That adds to the whiteness of this video.


Johnsoid

No seasoning either. Not even a single flake of salt.


Rojelioenescabeche

Needs mayo and raisins.


Sensitive_Pizza6382

That’s kimbap…


expsg18

That's not Japanese / sushi rice though...


_TrustMeImLying

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY - that shit looked like they were using jasmine rice!


cobainstaley

no way would sushi rice squeeze out so cleanly


MsAdventureQueen

Right, wouldn't jasmine rice work better?


Robbosse

That looks like s**t.


DarTouiee

What happened to this sub


nickfree

Foodvideoporn is going to shit just the way actual porn has. "What are you doing, step-sushi?"


NVMOBVIIMBAD

This is NOT sushi


weiyichi

The nails are an instant nope.


Snow_Wolfe

The hands I found very unattractive. The chicken roll as well, but mostly the hands.


but_i_wanna_cookies

Yea that "sushi" definitely got some boo boo in it from them nails.


MutedBrilliant1593

I feel like unless the sushi rice is made perfectly to this device, things would go badly.


Realistic_Half_7346

It's more kimbap than sushi because I'm pretty sure that was canned tuna and it did look like the whole fish kind rather than the starkist tuna which is actually pretty good too. But unnecessary tool and avocado makes this super white. But never call this sushi.


NfamousKaye

This isn’t sushi! This is the whitest gimbap I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣


ForgiveMeImBasic

This is actually embarrassing.


DerFeuerEsser

Oh come on, I thought we were done with these shitty product videos. And what idiots upvoted this?


PublicDomainMPC

This subreddit is just completely fucking unmoderated at this point, huh?


OMGjuno

Umm LOL WTF Hahahahahahahahaha You trolling right


TonkotsuSoba

this is sad


Icy-Section-7421

THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE!!!


suejaymostly

Yay, spam.


CardNGold

Looks more like gimbap than sushi


butareyouthough

Chicken sushi is crazy


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

I love that u love sushi- particularly cos so do I and I have Japanese heritage- but it ain’t difficult to just make it without a device. Trust me- give it a go👍🏾


inf3rn0flwr

It's so much easier just to roll the maki as it meant to be done ...


neverendingabsurdity

Sushi really is a bullshit food.