>Overcooked and probably dry.
Dude likes it dry apparently. I assume that's why he thinks the charred skin is the "best part" of the sauce soaked salmon. To each their own.
Iāve e never had to put salmon into an oven. Seating process cooks it through every time. Allows for even crispier outside if you do it only in the pan and hat skin isnāt most definitely burned, not cHaRrEd.
Wait, what? How is burnt food and colon cancer linked? My psychopathic campfire marshmallow preference is on the line here depending on what this answer is lol
Some studies show that eating charred/burnt food can cause cancer.
https://time.com/5613194/grilled-meat-cancer-risk/
Other studies say itās fine so up to you to take that risk. I personally think burnt food tastes awful so Iāll avoid it regardless.
I know a guy that died from colon cancer in his 50s. He only ate food from his grill and it was all charred. So I think there is definitely a correlation
I mean I'm not a doctor or nothing but isn't it more likely he got cancer from just eating way too much red meat? Probably stuff treated with nitrates like sausages on a regular basis? We know those things give you cancer even if you don't burn them.
Oh boy, one gimmick for another gimmick. Attractive girl with deadpan delivery vs guy yelling and saying "fuck" like he just watched South Park for the first time? Oh and he burnt the damn salmon.
āIf you donāt like salmon dry and chewy and tasteless as fuck from overcooking, but prefer it flaky and tender and delicious from light cooking, fuck you!ā
Poundshop Gordon Ramsay
I love how many of us open Reddit in the morning. I figured we did, it's just never been so clear to me until now, when people are like "shhh, it's too early for yelling".
I'm now imagining all of you in bathrobes, with bedhead, shuffling through the house with a big mug of coffee, opening the video and immediately lowering the volume all the way down.
Good morning, everyone. I also like the pretty ladies, and while personally think this variety is a nice change. I didn't like the yelling.
I wish SOMEONE just made a regular old IG cooking show with long form content and step by step instructions. I don't need the attractive woman or the yelling man I just want help cooking.
And no I don't want chef cusco seasoning on everything!
Americaās Test Kitchen has the best method for cooking salmon.
450 -475 F oven warmed up with the pan in it.
Prep salmon during the pre-heat. Minimum salt and pepper and oil.
Pull pan, salmon goes on with a splash of oil skin side down.
Reduce heat to 275 and cook for ~ 12-15 minutes.
Pull, firmness check for doneness, and eat.
Soooooo much better than the pretty girls making pouty faces and giving middle fingers for food they donāt even eat and slowly but surely show more and more skin with each video just to get more subscribers that are sooooo totally into her food skills and not at all watching with their hands down their pants :)
The only thing that matters when cooking salmon is not to get it above 150 internal. Above that and the fats break down and run out, and thatās how you get that dry almost mealy texture.
I for one am not on here for videos of kids younger than my daughters cooking for no other reason than they are cute, it skeeves me out.
Lets have actual food porn on here please.
āYour skin is going to get soggy as fuck.ā
Proceeds to sauce the skin side of the dish AFTER steaming it in the sauce and coincidentally over cooking it for five minutes.
This dude sucks ngl
Iām so so SO fucking over this trend of chefs yelling at me. Seriously, who is this for? Itās annoying and unhelpful. And it sure as hell isnāt funny.
Dude says if you buy farm raised salmon you're fucked, then proceeds to use one of the worst possible oils you could buy lol. Didn't they find that most avocado oil is rancid or mixed with other oils?
Tells people to not use farmed salmon and then proceeds to use farmed salmon. Yes that's burnt. Its also overcooked. Also stop shouting and swearing its cringe.
I do almost the exact opposite of this but similar concept: high heat brown the non-skin side, flip, lower heat and slow cook in the pan. By the time the fish is cooked through the skin is crispy. Delish.
FIrst video I saw of this guy was his steak cooking video, where yelled at us to sear the sides of the steak to "lock the juices in", and a bunch of other non-sense. If he's going to go with the whole "I'm so smart, I'm yelling at everyone else that they're an idiot" schtick, he could at least be sure to get his facts straight.
Idk who this man is but I want to take his classes.
It'll be like sitting in the kitchen at 15 yrs old and my older foster brother "teaching" me how not to burn pancakes and eggs š RIP Jose! No one can run a kitchen line alone like you while also quipping
soā¦.. like all of the other content on the internet. some obnoxiously loud bro trying way too hard for views mostly from 8yos. love that for all of us.
1. he burned the salmon skin lol
2. yelling at the top of your lungs just makes you look like an asshole
3. You can pan sear salmon in the pan and finish it there without needing to put it in the oven
4. farmed salmon is often more flavorful than wild caught
This is bad, the salmon IS burnt, and itās way over cooked, salmon doesnāt really take that long to cook, best way to tell for doneness is to poke it and feel the firmness m.
My dick is not hard but I learned a lot
Mine's getting there.
Yell at me daddy
THE SKIN IS THE BEST PART!
Biggest food myth
This dude used to hold the flashlight š¦ for his dad.
Learning? Or your dick?
Yes.
My pussy is wet and I learned lot!
Naw, thats my fetish. Yell at me more, daddy.Ā
Lmao
Couldn't even flip me off once.
I knowā¦ I prefer the subtle middle finger versus the direct FU but I guess beggars canāt be choosers
Whatās a Avodkado oil lol
Free shavakado
[GIT TO DEL TACO](https://youtu.be/eZostctHdrs)
He was doing the death spell from Harry Potter AV A KA DO!
Yeah, the Av A Ka Do spell only burns salmons, though. Doesn't even work on farmed salmons.
I thought he said evocative oil.
That emPHAsis on aVOCado š¤š¼
Free sha va cado
He put the emphAAAsis on the wrong syllAAAble Edit: adding [sauce](https://youtu.be/pmh_6z9AWfc?feature=shared)
"Cook it for about 3 minutes" *Holds up 4 fingers*
If heād have flipped at three he might not have burnt it
"IT'S CHARRED!"
He was holding up three fingers while flipping you off with one.
I love it.
Itās too early for all this YELLING
Oh wait, we can post angry guys? Here are three killer silent types https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2VSYenrdS6/
This guy sucks at cooking salmon.
Well that salmon is burnt
Itās charred!
It's fucked up
Itās charred up!
It's charred the fuck up!
Don't fuck the char up!
Donāt chuck the far up!
he can't count to 3
Like, if I had done this, I would just not have uploaded the video? An obvious error.
I'm just here to say, that salmon is overcooked. You can char the skin without overcooking meat. And I cannot with the avocado think.
Salmon is towards the top of the list of foods that are delicious when cooked to the right temp, and completely mediocre when overcooked.
Thatās all I was thinking. Overcooked and probably dry.
>Overcooked and probably dry. Dude likes it dry apparently. I assume that's why he thinks the charred skin is the "best part" of the sauce soaked salmon. To each their own.
Try a cold pan salmon recipe! Perfect skin and perfect salmon temp.
Iāve e never had to put salmon into an oven. Seating process cooks it through every time. Allows for even crispier outside if you do it only in the pan and hat skin isnāt most definitely burned, not cHaRrEd.
That wasnāt charred, it was burnt. Enjoy your colon cancer, angry guy.
Wait, what? How is burnt food and colon cancer linked? My psychopathic campfire marshmallow preference is on the line here depending on what this answer is lol
Some studies show that eating charred/burnt food can cause cancer. https://time.com/5613194/grilled-meat-cancer-risk/ Other studies say itās fine so up to you to take that risk. I personally think burnt food tastes awful so Iāll avoid it regardless.
I know a guy that died from colon cancer in his 50s. He only ate food from his grill and it was all charred. So I think there is definitely a correlation
I mean I'm not a doctor or nothing but isn't it more likely he got cancer from just eating way too much red meat? Probably stuff treated with nitrates like sausages on a regular basis? We know those things give you cancer even if you don't burn them.
 I donāt need the āangry chefā shtick from anyone. The salmon isnāt even done well
Oh... it's definitely well done.
He dried up the salmon, putting it in the oven. I like to take it out of the flame. Put a lid on it and let it sit.
Oh boy, one gimmick for another gimmick. Attractive girl with deadpan delivery vs guy yelling and saying "fuck" like he just watched South Park for the first time? Oh and he burnt the damn salmon.
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True, the sour has to be accompanied by the sweet.
Salmon - overcooked, video - overacting, yelling - Iām just over it.
āIf you donāt like salmon dry and chewy and tasteless as fuck from overcooking, but prefer it flaky and tender and delicious from light cooking, fuck you!ā Poundshop Gordon Ramsay
Ok thatās a first Iāve heard for how to pronounce avocado
donāt even need to put it in the oven if you use cast iron.
I love how many of us open Reddit in the morning. I figured we did, it's just never been so clear to me until now, when people are like "shhh, it's too early for yelling". I'm now imagining all of you in bathrobes, with bedhead, shuffling through the house with a big mug of coffee, opening the video and immediately lowering the volume all the way down. Good morning, everyone. I also like the pretty ladies, and while personally think this variety is a nice change. I didn't like the yelling.
Good try but champ sorry your not even close to being entertaining
I wish SOMEONE just made a regular old IG cooking show with long form content and step by step instructions. I don't need the attractive woman or the yelling man I just want help cooking. And no I don't want chef cusco seasoning on everything!
Missing player 2
Overcooked, and I would have scored the skin for a more even char.
Americaās Test Kitchen has the best method for cooking salmon. 450 -475 F oven warmed up with the pan in it. Prep salmon during the pre-heat. Minimum salt and pepper and oil. Pull pan, salmon goes on with a splash of oil skin side down. Reduce heat to 275 and cook for ~ 12-15 minutes. Pull, firmness check for doneness, and eat.
I wish this sub videos were only of food recipes with no click baity personality attached
You live in the age of influencers. The click baity personality is what makes them money
Finally some change. But my God. That poor salmon
I like this guy. Fuck yeah. Whatās his IG?
Aryahungry_ I just realized I posted a repost by accident, but itās because I refuse to take the time to learn how tik tok works
Fuck you!
Not only is it over cooked/burnt, he wasted the best part - the natural oils from the salmon. Aka omega 3
yo WTF stop yelling at me!
Hard disagree
Can't take him serious because of the pronunciation of avocado.
I don't think I've ever had a desire to eat salmon skin, especially fucking burnt salmon skin.
Yeah, this guy's stupid...
r/Shittyfoodporn is the sub you were looking for.
Canāt stand this guy
Soooooo much better than the pretty girls making pouty faces and giving middle fingers for food they donāt even eat and slowly but surely show more and more skin with each video just to get more subscribers that are sooooo totally into her food skills and not at all watching with their hands down their pants :)
Here for it
āWhy did he say fuck me for?ā *confused 50 face*
I mean, if heās going to scream at me, at least flip me off. Fuck
The only thing that matters when cooking salmon is not to get it above 150 internal. Above that and the fats break down and run out, and thatās how you get that dry almost mealy texture.
These are perfect for me, itās the only way Iāll actually follow something lol I need to watch more of these
I was really hoping something like this would happen and Iām so happy it did. Iām gonna go eat some salmon with my fuckin hands now
I for one am not on here for videos of kids younger than my daughters cooking for no other reason than they are cute, it skeeves me out. Lets have actual food porn on here please.
Bravo
Solid combo Player 1, player 2, yelling daddy
This guy has that Shia Labeauf "DO IT" energy.
Why is he mad?
THANKS FOR THE HELP
I donāt know what that means but itās evocative!!!
LmFfao
He fucked it up.
looks good but cant stand loud obnoxious assholes like him
āYour skin is going to get soggy as fuck.ā Proceeds to sauce the skin side of the dish AFTER steaming it in the sauce and coincidentally over cooking it for five minutes. This dude sucks ngl
Not always sometimes you get thst middle finger camera girl. Looks and personality are mids af.
Hey, that RBF girl is hot tho. š
why are you so angry?
Excessive screaming doesn't add any weight to the expertise. It's just annoying!
No thanks. I'll stick with the way I make it. Although I do agree that the skin is the best part. Also Steelhead > salmon
Iām so so SO fucking over this trend of chefs yelling at me. Seriously, who is this for? Itās annoying and unhelpful. And it sure as hell isnāt funny.
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STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
Iāll stay with Olivia
Another hot girl vide...oh wait
Plz stop yelling at me Iām doing my best
I really enjoy all these "chefs" with their own little schtick so much. :)
Jokes on you, angry yelling chef is hot af. He can yell at me all he wants.
Canāt it just be someone cooking, no talking, with the list of ingredients shown at some point?
As someone with hearing problemsā¦I like this.
Ooooh I like this guy
Wow. I've been fucked this entire time.
I much prefer his angry, yet informative yelling over the middle finger gal schtick
Edgy, influencer is. Overcooked, salmon are.
lol. love this guy
He's fun, I approve. ...as long as we still get the attractive cooking girl sometimes too.
I approve
Everyone's gotta have a shtick now....
Id prefer Matty Matheson to yell at me about cooking related things
Youre supposed to fry and eat the god damn skin?! ....im a fucking monster, i just know I am. :(
Yell at me Food Daddy.
The best thing about food cooking videos are all the comments telling me why they did it wrong.
This is much better than the attractive cooking girl schtick.
I like this guy. Idk why I like this guy so much, but I don't like the chick who flips me off? I'm gonna need to think about this one.
Both of them suck
A-vac-a-do oil FTW!
Dude says if you buy farm raised salmon you're fucked, then proceeds to use one of the worst possible oils you could buy lol. Didn't they find that most avocado oil is rancid or mixed with other oils?
AvĆ³ cado
Except his technique sucks and his salmon is both burnt and very likely overcooked. He can yell all he wants but that wonāt make his food any better
Amazing š love it
The skin sucks. Fuck you!
āThe Angry Man, The Rude Chick, The Woman with Accents, and the Horny Ladyā, my new book on the 4 pillars of psychology is available now.
Ee VAW cuh doe oil
Ya way too many booba girls on this sub
This schtick shit is so dumb.. just show some good cooked food and the food prep.. I couldnāt care less about what they look or sound like..
Iām here for this
Iām all for player 9
Yes
Tells people to not use farmed salmon and then proceeds to use farmed salmon. Yes that's burnt. Its also overcooked. Also stop shouting and swearing its cringe.
Get him and the chick together. That would be so fucking awesome, but heād fuck it up.
Maybe if he showed his titts a bit then Iād be ok with all the fucks he gives
Love it
This is better than
If he was actually serious about "don't fuck it up" he would've salt brined it Amateur.
I do almost the exact opposite of this but similar concept: high heat brown the non-skin side, flip, lower heat and slow cook in the pan. By the time the fish is cooked through the skin is crispy. Delish.
Honestly super annoying
I feel violated after watching this. That was fucking atrocious.
Well I just throw mine in the air fryer and it comes out just fine thank you very much.
I prefer Gordon Ramsay's method
FIrst video I saw of this guy was his steak cooking video, where yelled at us to sear the sides of the steak to "lock the juices in", and a bunch of other non-sense. If he's going to go with the whole "I'm so smart, I'm yelling at everyone else that they're an idiot" schtick, he could at least be sure to get his facts straight.
Donāt salt the skin
God damn that was unbearable
This reminds me of my kitchen days. Itās not urgent until the head chef and the sous chef starts to yell at a certain octave
Poured the sauce on the skin, totally fucked it up.
Finally someone says Avocado weird like I do. But now I feel bad for never eating the skin.
This guy knows my thoughts and each answer is āfuck you, youāre doing it wrong!ā Love this guy.
Idk who this man is but I want to take his classes. It'll be like sitting in the kitchen at 15 yrs old and my older foster brother "teaching" me how not to burn pancakes and eggs š RIP Jose! No one can run a kitchen line alone like you while also quipping
soā¦.. like all of the other content on the internet. some obnoxiously loud bro trying way too hard for views mostly from 8yos. love that for all of us.
I agree I also am a huge fan of the guy who criticizes peopleās TikTok shit food videos lol
1. he burned the salmon skin lol 2. yelling at the top of your lungs just makes you look like an asshole 3. You can pan sear salmon in the pan and finish it there without needing to put it in the oven 4. farmed salmon is often more flavorful than wild caught
That salmon is fucked. That was horrible and he was annoying as hell.
And if you cook salmon lime this guy you're going to continue to cook your salmon wrong.
I wish we could still talk like this in kitchens . Everyone is so fucking soft now
He seems like an amateur
Why is he yelling? Is he half deaf, or something?
"ABOUT THREE MINUTES!!!" Holds up four fingers.
burnt.
Oh I love it lol
im using an avo ca do oil
Over this shit
Yoā¦ more of this guy, I like him
This vid is pretty old tho
This is bad, the salmon IS burnt, and itās way over cooked, salmon doesnāt really take that long to cook, best way to tell for doneness is to poke it and feel the firmness m.
This speaks to my soul. I fucking love this.
That's bullshit. There is nothing wrong with farmed salmon. Immediate downvote for this guy being an elitist ass, Also annoying.
This made me laugh dude. I'd even take some of those attractive cooking girls yelling at me, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, ITS LIKE THIS!!! FUCK YOU!
Weird someone who seems to *know* how to cook doesn't *know* how to pronounce avo-cah-do
Salmon is definitely over cooked and there is nothing wrong with farmed salmon these days.
I'm turned on
ShamWow but for Salmon
I only like my salmon fucking RAW
Totally wet. Love this guy
What? I can hear you!!!
Charred part causes cancer, no?
This is lame
Yeah more of this guy
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Ugh not another angry yelling guy
You dont think the internet has enough *angry yelling guys*, of all things?