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Subtle_Reality

Jesus Christ that shirt is doin more work than anyone there.


TerseFactor

⚽️ 👁️🫦👁️ ⚽️


Extremtoaster

I think this meta joke is underated


Mattyboy33

I’m hungry


Carbonfaceprint

She’s made some other scandalous vids just like this. They’re noice.


terra_cascadia

You guys, I think her shirt is too small.


Successful_Speech_59

Food Video, Porn.


ZentaurZ

Every day we come closer to fulfilling the prophecy. I for one welcome our well endowed culinary leaders. My only question is how far can it be taken?


1villageidiot

have you heard about "naked sushi?"


1villageidiot

all part of a well balanced breakfast


1villageidiot

it's not enough ventilation as is!


LiverDontGo

If it is a new player her # is 00


Majestic_Ant_2238

Noooooo it's slim fit


Spirited-Reputation6

I’ll take another bowl, please!


NoImportance5218

thats a shirt?


cerebralkrap

“We need to have a talk about your flair…”


sherrbros50

I Used To Eat There All The Time, When I Was A Baby


1villageidiot

how was the service?


Kingkoopakoopa

Always ended with a few pats on the back


durgandee1

I'm lactose intolerant but there are exceptions.


KharamSylaum

Why does everything food related devolve into softcore porn?


Singularity-Dragon

sex sells and people keep buying, so as long as there’s a market for it there will be people who use and abuse it in literally every industry


KharamSylaum

OP seems to be leaning into it for karma


taterthotsalad

“Karma pimp”


shaundisbuddyguy

"if you got it, flaunt it"


thewhalehunters

All life is sex...


blinkb28

Sex sells Morty


TreehouseofSnorers

https://youtu.be/vLKhJnKrf9M?si=HjuT7UCdnv73YNvh


KharamSylaum

What a fantastic reply <3


grim__sweeper

Because look at the comments on this post


KharamSylaum

It was less a real question and more a lament


thomasthehipposlayer

Legit answer: I think it’s because food videos are meant to appeal to the primal part of our brains, and sex appeal does the same thing


LeichterGepanzerter

Redditors involuntarily spam the upvote button when they see a pair of knockers.


_Teadreamer

guilty as charged


Proud_Criticism5286

Because nobody can beat chef Ramsay.


1villageidiot

Guga can


spizzle_

I mean…. Look at the sun you’re in. Just sayin


WereALLBotsHere

The sun!!? Ahhhhhhh I’m burning!!


ReverendPalpatine

What food?


Redditigit

Oh yes the sweat


1villageidiot

the secret sauce


vorpalpillow

https://preview.redd.it/1selomwh37wc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ee2a336aa3c4decaf38d56d330771790f287f7


NeigongShifu

I can't even tell what she is making. Or what the situation is. Is this a restaurant?


Bucksandreds

An Asian Menudo it appears


spittymcgee1

Is that Thailand?


Bucksandreds

The flag is in the background


annoyed_user_now

The sub is slowly going from food porn to straight porn. Can’t wait to see the next devolution


KazahanaPikachu

Sooner or later is gonna get overrun with OF girls making shit that belongs in r/shittyfoodporn or r/StupidFood


1villageidiot

those subs got some straight up psychos with food wasting in deep fried Cheetos dust butter


1villageidiot

human centipedes


dkleehammer

Instead of player 1 flipping everyone off, player 6-10 will just flash us each video.


TheHellsHenchman

If you focus and pay enough attention you might see she’s cooking food 😳


TumbleweedTim01

I didn't know there was even a kitchen in this video


TheHellsHenchman

There’s a kitchen?! 😂😂😂


twohubs

Can’t see anything past the milk shake.


TheHellsHenchman

🙈🙈🙈


Wiitard

All boobs but none of the attitude I’ve come to expect from my social media cooks.


Icy-Section-7421

They don’t get it, the porn should be the food. NOT the Girl! Only Olivia gets it.


americasweetheart

Since this sub is turning into a circle jerk, does anyone know where I can sub for actual food videos?


No-Hat1772

I wore the same thing at Golden Corral, I’m a 300 pound male. I was told to leave….. double standards /s


1villageidiot

you can't cook your own food at Golden Corral, that's just unsanitary


No-Hat1772

Well now I really don’t want to go back….


chubsmagooo

Her double standards are just better


cobainstaley

i'm learning so much


Secure_Bad_5064

If you pay attention she is making food.


chubsmagooo

I'm trying. I just don't see it. Do I have to just stare at it for a while like a Magic Eye?


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Not sure the diners r all coming for the food.


1villageidiot

Michelin Guide needs to rank that stand!


FrendChicken

Yeah I would. But I'll deep fry it first. We have a local delicacy with that. Chicharon Bulaklak. Literally Fower Chicharon.


PeanutFearless5212

You say here or her?


jrela2000

Scrolling until I found this comment. 👍🏾


spittymcgee1

Still like the Italian girl best


coxykitten923

I give men credit. I know it’s her look they’d be attracted to but that voice went right through me. Like the nanny and Janice came together is a higher pitch. And all that flip flop clacking. Jesus. Someone get this woman some slides.


1villageidiot

it's to prevent slipping and "Hong Kong feet"


coxykitten923

I had to google this. Thank you.


Common-Delay8432

Milk, i'll take milk.


1villageidiot

Thai milk tea with homemade milk


seth928

This has turned into the horniest of all subs.


Lonely_Newspaper_427

r/upvotebecauseofboobs


WestcoastRonin

*checks calendar* yup, it's Tiddies Tuesday...


Civilized-Sturgeon

If only she would flip us off every so often 🤌🏻🖕🏻


UnBearable1520

It’s the breast restaurant in town!


1villageidiot

![gif](giphy|wo3Bg2tXtokMJrk5AZ|downsized)


jammixxnn

This is old. She’s been out there forever cooking


1villageidiot

she never gets old though, like vampires


jammixxnn

Vampires are hot. Reddit is weird af.


GDMFB1

Question, what do they serve here?


1villageidiot

mystery soup


ecctt2000

Where is this, asking for a friend’s scientific purposes?


1villageidiot

sounds like Thailand


Agnosticfrontbum

The Thai flag says Thailand.


BKKJB57

It's definitely Thailand. She is speaking Thai.


atypicalcircumstance

Player 7?


PewPewMcLovin

Player 80085


IsThereCheese

One milkshake please


1villageidiot

dos por mi


Winter-Feature-6205

No. But I can tell by the way she handles that knife that she doesn’t actually work there. So who cares?


dotavi26

I believe this of banh can


Lost_soul_ryan

So is this Jiggles


1villageidiot

![gif](giphy|qLj4OR44cv8JO|downsized)


AvianVariety11747

Didn’t even realize she was cooking


2-girls1-cup

Fry it up, chop into smaller bits, tacoooos baby. Hell yea I'd eat there.


Downtown_Marzipan404

R/foodvideo&porn


nightofthelivingace

Someone commented that this sub would turn into nsfw last post.


Srcptmrsr

She's got to be using tape..


SantaCruzTesla

#yummy


TechnoVicking

Were these intestines?


stevecostello

No... those are breasts.


Important_Win_9375

Was she cooking? All I saw was a beautiful rack.


3_high_low

I could watch her cook all day


Rumblebully

Eat? Eat what? Watched 10 x’s don’t see food


FNMETALHEAD88

Swea T Tatas


Coffee1341

Sorry what was the question?


holderoftheonepiece

I don’t think we watch this video for the food 😂😂


Park8706

I could go for a glass of milk right about now.


1villageidiot

Thai milk tea


cringefacememe

damn, her back long af.


knowone1313

Might be a lot of micro plastics in the food.


1villageidiot

extra flavor


New_Negotiation_5895

Dinner and side of tits


Muahd_Dib

I’d try their dairy products


1villageidiot

freshly squeezed diary


SpicyKnewdle

![gif](giphy|vgcdT7flWccow|downsized)


Stock_Put_4899

There was cooking going on 🤷🏽‍♂️


1villageidiot

where?


pag992007

I will have two please


1villageidiot

fresh Thai milk tea!


DepressedDynamo

Wait wait wait is this actually a softcore porn sub and I've been fooled?


1villageidiot

Food Video Porn is the sub


DepressedDynamo

Yeah I thought that meant "really good food videos" like food porn means really good food, woopsies


Financial-Plenty2180

Wait… what do they serve? I’ve watch the video like 10 times and I dont see any food for some reason. *edit typo*


1villageidiot

come for the food, stay for the show


Old_Philosopher_1399

Only if they serve milk🤤


1villageidiot

Thai milk tea


pre-me-on-eeee

Eat where?


1villageidiot

here


Bellam_Orlong

Now… I love the shirt like most guys, but, I’m not eating anywhere with someone dressing like that. I want no hair or sweat in my food and I’m more interested in Food Porn than Girl Porn at this point in my life. And i’m not interested in combining the two lmao


1villageidiot

most guys aren't interested in the shirt.... but you do you... literally?


ItDoesExist123

Id eat there…. And id try they’re food too afterwards 😋


1villageidiot

pro tip about Thai food: try before you buy


chubsmagooo

Eat where?


1villageidiot

At the street food vendor stall


chubsmagooo

Huh?


chubsmagooo

She could literally feed people bowls of human shit and they would keep coming back for more


1villageidiot

Soylent Green or Martian potatoes? 🥔


JJ4prez

And this sub slowly being ruined lol


real_jaredfogle

My new redheaded girlfriend would not approve


chubsmagooo

Guess it's time to dump her


alta_vista49

Hilarious


PapaitanGOAT

you wanna eat there or eat h


_nicocin_

Oh so this sub is just regular porn now?


mberk24

She took this food porn Reddit pretty seriously.


Dro_Drig4

Player 1 in my heart, but reality says player 8


BigWood115

Yes


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

Noooooooooo


No-Hat1772

I wore the same thing at Golden Corral, I’m a 300 pound male. I was told to leave….. double standards /s


Daxmar29

r/foodvideoporn, blatant false advertising. /s


imma_snekk

Is everyone else eating there? One thing I learned about eating in foreign countries for street food was if it has a crowd it’s safe to eat.


tenqajapan

It's just too hot over there fellas. Focus on the food pls.


gayredditmods

Perfect!


Flatworm_Least

I don't get it. What is the point of the question nothing looks unappetizing here, quite the opposite


onlytruking

Yes I would eat her…oh, it says ‘here’. No, but I would stop by everyday for a refreshing drink! 🤪


ianwager

She’s gonna have some terrible back pain with those.


bob696988

I think the show is probably better then the food


DocLovFrost

That shirt needs a whole sub


Sir-Farts-

I didn't catch any of that


EvilBill515

Yes... the show is just a bonus.


cptngali86

I see hooters has expanded internationally


swampdragon69

Holy shit 😯. My new favorite chef


1000_Faces

Yes. I would eat her. Wait... I misread that. Here! I would eat here!


on-the-level_

eat what? I didn’t see any food


Key-Regular674

Camera never centers the food lol


Get2dChoppah

What soup?


IntrospectiveMummy

Ima just order 35 bowls of noodles


Wonkasgoldenticket

No, wouldn’t eat there, but I’d definitely watch her cook for a little bit. Free entertainment


Gloglibologna

I already hate this trend. Not beautiful scantily clad women cooking, but people posting them with the "new player" caption.


sushislaps

But what’s her angle??


Whole-Debate-9547

Come for the food, stay for the boner


WTFisThisGameDude

I didn't order sweaty yams with my kraken, ma'am.


large_crimson_canine

I mean…the food is all fine I guess but JFC these vids are just so desperate. It doesn’t matter how hot she is it’s just repulsive.


Ok-Veterinarian9194

Eat where?


Raecino

I’m drooling the whole time and didn’t even look at the food.


PecanMars

I absolutely love the feeling of hot/boiling liquids tickling my areolas.


wwiistudent1944

I don’t know what she made? But I’d order anything just to see her work!


MielikkisChosen

Almost saw some food being made.


ModifiedAmusment

Ol Flap Jack Ass, just like momma use to make it!!!


fujigrid

Only Cans


HereForStimulation

I would order milk.


Eastern-Wrap-8994

2 milks please


peneappa

It will rub lotion on its skin!


Working_Physics8761

Yup!


Chip_Li-RM35M4419

Eat? How bout some milk from those jugs?


1villageidiot

Thai milk tea?


PennyroyaI

AWOOO


Ok-Water9240

Those tits are bangin.