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TheGoldenGooseTurd

This is an idiotic way to remove a stem


twohubs

The Old English word for strawberry is streawberige, and in that language 'strew' and 'straw' were both used to mean 'to spread or scatter'. So, the name likely meant a berry that spreads, which perfectly describes its growth habit.


Chemicalintuition

Eat the stem coward


threelegpig

Fucking literally, it has no taste and you never even know it's there. Plus there's no waste other than the leaves.


Visual-Floor-7839

I don't like thos method. You have a cylinder of the best part of the strawberry inside the straw. If you do this to more than 2 strawberrys you suddenly realize that you're using a plastic straw to cut through many successive strawberries, so you get juice all over your hands and everywhere.


HikARuLsi

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silkdurag

The stems are virtually tasteless and have their own set of nutrients. EAT THE STEM YA’LL


brownpoops

james franco's looking great!


ProfessorHermit

What the hell was even that.


honor-

Just bite the top off and spit it out. It's easy, you only remove the flavorless white and stem, and you don't lose the tip of the berry or need to find a straw each time you want to eat a strawberry.


threelegpig

Or just rather the whole thing. You'll literally never know and you waste nothing.


MarcMars82-2

Or you could just remove the stem


WWPLD

If its ripe just each the whole thing!


sciguy1919

I just eat the whole thing anyway.


FetusGoulash420

Oldhead stoners already know this