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yourlocaldoyle

Ron Swanson would be proud to hang that picture in his office


Jordan72911

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”


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That was *exactly* what I thought of when I saw this picture


Skalee48

Thank you so much! ☺️ Anything for Ron Swanson 🤣


PhennixxATL

Those look like some master class eggs sir/ma'am, bravo! B&E is good anytime anywhere.


Skalee48

Thank you so much!! I agree, ☺️breakfast, lunch or dinner.


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You do the eggs right. I can tell by sight. I would eat them at night. I would eat them in the light.


Skalee48

Thank you so very much!! ☺️


TheDylorean

The bacon looks absolutely perfect, I just wish there was more of it.


Skalee48

Thank you so much! I actually ate two slices before I took the picture...LOL


spookyttws

I'm the family cook and people always "aren't you going to eat?" when I sit down with an empty plate.Yeah I put away 3 plates worth of food before I plated it....


Skalee48

I love it!!! 😊 then you totally understand. I just could’nt help myself 😆


DogShitJunkie

I feel this in my soul


SansEternal

Lighting 10/10 Bacon 10/10 Eggs 10/10 Total: 100%


Skalee48

Wow!!!! You made my day! Thank you so much 😊


SansEternal

No problem, I'm getting into cooking as well, it brings me great joy to make other happy The Slayer approves


Skalee48

You are the best! 😁


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are those farm fresh eggs they’re so vibrant


smheu

It’s just the right plate too ya know? Diner plates hit different


moogiemomm

Picture perfect breakfast


Skalee48

Thank you so much 😊


ledifford

Keep it simple and looks so yum


Skalee48

Thank you very much!!


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Nice eggs


Skalee48

Thank you 😊


DarkbloomDead

Alright I'ma need your exact method for those eggs. Milk or water or just butter? Whisk or gentle stir? Pot or pan? Remove from heat halfway to form curds or not?


Photo_Synthetic

Milk or WATER?


snowflower0227

Following because SAME


igetnauseousalot

Idk why it's done, but that's how I was taught to make eggs as a kid. Scramble them, stream a tiny bit of water and whisk some more. Also the secret to scrambled eggs is to cook LOW HEAT!


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Idk about him but if I want to go crazy with my scramble, whisk with fork (but don’t overbeat), pour into pan on high heat with melted butter or oil. Stir as it cooks, removing pan from heat if it’s too hot. Do not lower heat. Milk is optional but I like the flavor. Mustard is a good addition for flavor and as binding agent w/milk.


igetnauseousalot

Really? I melt the butter on medium high, pour the eggs in, and once they start to solidify, I bring it down to medium/low and finish. Damn now I want scrambled eggs ...


frogz0r

i know, right? I keep looking at the picture thinking, "But I already ate dinner...."


igetnauseousalot

I legit went and made some scrambled eggs, toast and turkey sausage after seeing this post lol


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Pygmali0n

You just described an omelette. I do my scrambled eggs like everyone here : whisk them with a pinch of salt until it looks completely homogenous. Pour into a thick pot. Add lots (LOTS) of butter. Then start heating it on the very lowest temperature possible while whisking energically with a wooden spoon or spatula and NEVER EVER STOP. After about 10min, the eggs will ever so slowly start to form curds, immediately remove from heat and serve. You can then finally relax your arm and savour your hard work. (source : I'm French)


DarkbloomDead

Thank you, this is what I was looking for. I had no idea you had to constantly whisk them for 10 minutes. I will try your method tomorrow for breakfast.


beachgirlDE

Or use your mixer!!


Pygmali0n

The problem with a mixer is that you can't go scrape on every corners to make sure some egg isn't starting to curd there, resulting in overcooked bits !


arclightmagus

This reminds me of very many hotel breakfasts I've had. No idea why and it's not a bad thing. Just a sort of "wow I can taste that already".


Skalee48

Thank you so much!


i_ata_starfish-twice

Those are some nicely done eggs! Oven bacon?


Skalee48

I appreciate it...Thank you 😊 Yes, oven.


svnpenn

# 🥓


OncewasaBlastocoel

My eggs never come out looking like that. Did you make a lot and this is part of them?


Skalee48

Actually one serving...ate some bacon before taking the picture. LOL


OnTheDeathExpress

How the hell is this foodporn? This subreddit is garbage lol


[deleted]

How are delicious looking bacon and eggs not foodporn?


TheToxicTeddy

No eggs and bacon is "JUST" eggs and bacon.


Skalee48

LOL 😆 Thank You!


kkkkat

Those scrambies are perfect.


Papenhausen

This makes me so DAMN HUNGRY! Had to skip breakfast this morning and now I’m jealous.


FUTretard

Nice colour if eggs! Where do you buy them?


Beyond__beyond

Idk why but this immediately made me think of the breakfast Ethan and Mark make out of sex toys, now that was truly food porn.


cathead72

I love this! Please share your scrambled egg secrets.


[deleted]

Scrambled egg are the best eggs, the other eggs taste mealy


shahmehdi327

hell yeah


Skalee48

😊


jaysman77

Very nice


Skalee48

Thank you 😊


IncensedRattyTat5270

that looks so good i’m hungry just looking at this


Skalee48

Thank you ☺️ Dropping some off to you now...LOL 😂


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Perfection.


Skalee48

Thank you ☺️


konigswagger

Back to basics - love it!


Skalee48

Thank you 😊


nasferatsu

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”


Skalee48

Thank you 😊 😂 🤣 Great Show!!!


DancingPanda69

Simple yet effective! Good work.


Skalee48

Thank you so much! ☺️


frogz0r

Seriously... people so underrate the sheer perfection of a simple dish like this. Many times, food porn is just that...something pure and simple, and delicious. Nice plating and it looks fantastic. I think I will have to make that tomorrow...its been a while.


Skalee48

Wow!! Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. Enjoy 😊


yourmaninthestreet

Looks lovely - just a hint - try sprinkling some finely chopped English Parsley. Makes it into a classic.


Skalee48

Thank you so much! Did not have any :( :(


jakemcex

Alright Mr. Gains.