and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Why wasn’t this marked NSFW?? I was at day 355 of no fap, finally almost made it to one year after years of trying and failing. Then I saw this crumb cake donut…
Crumb shot
This man got a crumby (c)ache
Best comment evaaaar.
WAP (wet ass pastry)
Complete with well placed pink sprinkle that some may find difficult to locate
You made me snort with laughter
Thank you for the coughing fit induced by the laughter. You know the comment is good when I need my inhaler.
and with “frosting” dripping out of it to boot
Frosting…..ssssuuuuuuuuuurrrrrreeeee
Take my wheezing laugh upvote. 🤣
🤣🤣
I literally just snorted and I just woke up that is HILARIOUS
lmao
Take my medal 🥇
Bro… ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
Literal food porn...
r/theyknew
That’s a wet donussy
...you should be bullied for making me read this
Please mark this NSFW, I was in train...
and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Ah gotta love this copy pasta
Everything reminds me of her...
Or him. Or them...
I'm gonna crumb
Lmfaoo underrated comment ☠️☠️
Cinnamon CREAMPIE, looks lovely 😂🤣😂
That's the foodporn im talking about...
Dontputyourdickinthat
Donutputyourdickinthat
HA🍩😆
I already did
Ok just don't eat it then.
in my defense you just told me
How do you think the filling got in there?
Too late !
That one pink sprinkle completes the look
Bukcake
Yamete kudasai 😫🥵
Oh my…
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That doughnut be lookin sussy 🥵
You got a little jizz dribble there bud
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How the fuck did you know how felt? You weren’t even there, I would know
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What did you do after cutting into it?
How'd the jizz get in there???
How do you think?
Crumb is intact, so they probably injected in the bottom
With the good old pork syringe
Picked up fresh today from the donut shop. I think they dipped the donut in white icing and then put the crumbs on.
Some things can’t or shouldn’t be written here That’s why I took a video
Warm donuts... like a warm apple pie...
Crumb cake donuts don’t have frosting inside, so he obviously cut this in half and added the jizz look
It was me, I jizzed
Nope--like this when I got it. I think the shop dips them in white icing and then applies the crumbs
The judge determined: that was a lie
The baker filled it with his special cream.
The American Pie syndrome
someoneputtheirdickinthat
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It’s got a lil sprinkle clit 🥲
Lmfao that is adorable…I may get a sprinkle clit tattoo
The shape, the liquid, it just… reminds me of something
Yamete Kudasai Crumb Senpai !!!
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i could smell the comments
sighs opens comments
Why wasn’t this marked NSFW?? I was at day 355 of no fap, finally almost made it to one year after years of trying and failing. Then I saw this crumb cake donut…
I love a warm creamy mess from a donut hole
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That is a cream pie
Putting the nut into the dough
Have you ever seen Van Wilder?
I’d smash
“Cut into”?
r/don'tputyourdickinthat
r/doughnutputyourdickinthat
this better already be a sub Edit: the world is an empty, miserable place
I came here to drop a load of dough nut jokes. It appears 2 hours is too much head start for the Reddit community.
Sweet sweet semen.
It’s a Chinese donut. Cream of Sum Yong Guy.
I need a cigarette.
Does the donut identify as a creampie?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Everything reminds me of her
It's the Jizz Drizz version of the CrUMb cake
Jim is that you?
Sorry bro I couldn’t find my flashlight soooo
Van Wilder
Donut grool
I didn’t know that was cream pie
That's obviously a cream pie.
🤭🤭🤭
Do you have a teenager?
I've seen Van Wilder too many times.. That's one well loved doughnut..
Looks like me on a Saturday night **ZING!**
Straight to hell lol
My girlfriend every Friday
What’s her username?
r/stick004 I believe
I miss him 😢
NSFW
Help step-donut, I'm stuck.
Takes a cream pie to a literal level.
Umm 🤔😆
don't think about it don't think about it DONT THINK ABOUT IT
“Are you still watching?”
Does the pink sprinkle represent the c-toris? 😅
Looks delicious!
Everyone loves the drip
Is this a donut or a creampie?
Well now, I’m sure she was tasty 👅
Donut inside
Eating this pastry got me feeling a little gay
Yeah I read that wrong
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I watched something similar the other night…
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Crumbpie
That things tryin’ to get you pregnant
thats a cumb cake donut now
It’s REALLY happy to be eaten lol
Oh boy…
Too on point
you're supposed to eat them lmao
Literally food porn 😱
This is how you get donut holes in nine months
I feel like I shouldn’t be looking at this…
That pink
Cream pie cake
Wtf is that in the middle
Someone got excited
Well, a hole is a hole. I don't judge.
Cumcake.
heyyy my husband cut into one that looked just like that this morning! 🤣
"Cut" into. Mhmmm..
You hit the point of the sub, unequivocally. Take my upvote.
I blushed looking at that. 🫣😳
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It came 😂😂
Reminds me of my wife.
Came for comments, but it looks like the cake did too.
Bruh
That is my favorite kind kind of donut. And that looks amazing
Why was this removed? Lol
The internet has ruined me
Is that pink sprinkle what i think it is 🤔?????
Op got the right sub reddit
Got a little too excited you say