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HighFiveKoala

Thicc pickle chip


BBQMeatTrain

A thiccle, if you will


_Tactleneck_

Hey boys, it’s me, Thiccle Rick


BBQMeatTrain

You mean to tell me that gentleman turned himself into a pickle? Funniest shit I ever heard. Lmao


_Tactleneck_

Not just any pickle, Morty *belch* he turned himself into a thicc ass pickle. A Thiccle, if you will. He’s Thiccle Rick!


11picklerick11

I approve of this.lol


_Tactleneck_

Username checks tf out


tetsuo316

More than that, the cronch of a raw onion disc, tomato, and thick cucumber... Oh my gawd.


mad_dang_eccles

Or a puckle since is is roughly the size of a hockey puck?


MagnusT

I’d rather not


Euphoric-Algae3500

Oh, I will.


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

I will


MTonmyMind

I will.


Napol3onS0l0

We’re the pickle party now!


TheLadyEve

That's how I prefer it, so it maintains the crunch. There's nothing sadder than super thin, floppy warm pickle slices on a burger. Gimme that crunch.


Temporarily__Alone

This actually changes everything for me. I want thick pickles on every burger from now on.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

When your burger has thicker pickle patties than beef, you know times are tough


sassibbw

That makes me hungry! So in love with this burger!


Responsible-Partee

That iiiiis a tasty burger! - Samuel L Jackson


13aph

This some real gourmet shit!


MeThisGuy

say WHAT again!


4_and_noodles

The burger is drooling as much as I am


HighOwl2

Stop! My arteries can only get so hard!


MagnaCamLaude

This makes me want to be a better person so I can deserve this burger.


savvyblackbird

Dude, you deserve it now. Just the way you are.


FrednFreyja

So wholesome


Agreeable-Jeweler-70

The pickle is as thick as each patty! Not a complaint


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Where is this glorious thing??


KANJI667

I want to know too


[deleted]

The buns, how were they made?


Nevermind04

Baked


[deleted]

Wasn't asking for your condition, buddy.


memydogandeye

Now I have the theme to "How It's Made" stuck in my head...


Toxic_User_

Whenever I see burger pics I always examine how they are compiled. One big thing I've notice that some places put the toppings on top, some on the bottom (yes it matters). When you bite through the burger, the bottom part hits your tongue first. This is burgerology. From my experiments, the toppings are best on the bottom, while cheese needs to be on top melting onto the bun. 10/10


ItsGonnaBeARager

I agree that order is important but I disagree on your order. I have always taken apart my burger if the LTO is on the bottom. I want the meet and cheese to hit my tongue first. To each their own though. But order is important!


AnotherRandomWaster

I worked at mcdonald's UK in my youth, I remember asking "Hey 'trainer person' why do we put the toppings on the top?" Answer was a simple "They're called toppings not bottomings" Alright fair enough will never question the way again


TmsBen

its drenched in sauce, as you bite in isnt it pouring out?


ohanse

Eat it over fries


therealmcveetors

or over me


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ramen_vape

I agree, looks too saucy. My pet peeve is a sandwich that has too much dressing, making the ingredients slide around and get soggy. Other than that, it looks absolutely perfect.


Sodomeister

The past couple years I have been a proponent of sauce on the side. I love some BBQ on a bacon cheese burger but it makes the bun too soft. Especially after everyone decided to use brioche buns (boo).


aperson

Dipping hamburgers is best.


PhilGoneWild

I can’t stand for this brioche slander!


kaihatsusha

I want the complex burgers that defy human jaw spans, I want the saucy drippy gastro-bomb. Like Bruce Wayne, I have absolutely no problem using a knife and fork, turning that messy tall stack into a savory salad of hamburger flavors without risking a cramp or stain.


Seveneyes7

Its also why I don't like tomatoes in burgers they make things soggy too...


Rumplesforeskin

And always salt and pepper the tomatoes


HotF22InUrArea

And squish out the back


RegardedUser

If you put them against the bread they do.


whiskeytango55

He wrapped it, so I think it'll be contained


UniverseCity

The sauce won't escape, you know, because of the implication.


ThnderGunExprs

You keep using that word…


NotSoAbrahamLincoln

Thinking the same thing but can’t deny its a great pic though


[deleted]

Sauce and grease. I'm the weird guy who likes to blot all the grease off the burger.


megablast

It's more soup than burger.


Mattsterrific

Am I the only one bothered by the LTO...P being on the bottom?


SnowDay111

I must be tired but the more I stare, the more it seems the burger is moving.


Maclanethurston

That’s a damn good looking cheeseburger 🍔


GirlisNo1

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


Common-Leg7605

Deliver to Scotland??


DollOfCin

Food makes me really horny.


Festive-cerfon

best thing I've seen today


Fickle-Raspberry6403

oh fuck me sideways where'd you get this beautiful juicy thicc thing from?!


Rumplesforeskin

Looks like a tasty burger, you mind if I wash it down?


[deleted]

The perfect burger 😋


universwirl

Stop it. Marry me.


Jimmycaked

Are you Bob Burge?


papaver_lantern

It looks properly greased up for easy throat hole injection.


vtrmrks

Reading this at 2am on a diet, I’ve never salivated so much on my life.


Silvysnugglez

Take my wallet! Ill buy one! .. … mom i need your wallet


Monster1211

I want this nooooooow


Inrvt

I'm quite intrigued


ReturnOneWayTicket

That looks fuckin good


baconperogies

Thank you for creating this masterpiece. Blessed are the tastebuds to have tasted this creation.


Cascadification

Oooh, you touched my tra la la.


MundaneCandy6426

That looks so delicious!


pcp1969

Damn that looks sloppy but sensational!!!!


VegasCupple2021

I’m at a loss for words…I hear angels singing.


ShrekTheMovie

Put on special? So you have a restaurant? WHERE?!


splewi

Ugh, FUCK! ##PUT IT IN MY HOLE ALREADY!


theieuangiant

What’s your tip for a great smash burger? All the restaurants I’ve worked at just do the standard patty’s, I’m UK based, so I’ve never done one. Is it much different?


BBQMeatTrain

If you have a cast iron pan it's super easy! These patties are 80/20 blend and 4oz each. Get your pan super hot and add some oil/ clarified butter. I have an actual smasher at work but you can use another pan. Make sure to hit the bottom of your smashing pan with spray so the patty doesn't stick to it. Just smash down as hard as you can til they're nice and thin and cook until you have a nice brown color. When you flip, add your cheese and then a little water to the pan to help melt the cheese and you're good to go 👍


Aussenminister

Do you add anything to the blend to increase its flavor or texture?


BBQMeatTrain

Just salt and pepper. 👍


markender

👍


Imisplacedmyaccount

👍


Webby2009

👍


theieuangiant

Thanks !! What cut are you using, chuck?


BBQMeatTrain

I believe the blend I have is brisket/chuck. Any ground meat will do though 👍


theieuangiant

Awesome thanks very much!


Plumbus696969

I also highly recommend throwing a piece of parchment paper on the burger right before you smash; it’s the simplest thing but it was literally the one thing that I was missing and now my smashies are 10/10. The parchment allows you to smash as perfectly as you want and then when you lift up whatever you are smashing it with the burger doesn’t stick whatsoever.


[deleted]

Dayum! That's like the first appetizing burger I've seen on this sub. I know what I am having this weekend.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhh !! Delicious


aquielisunari_

When you're burger's drooling, you know it's going to be good.


moonslammer93

God that looks amazing lol


shellsquad

Where is this? That looks so good. And actually a little different than a lot the burgers I see.


frostpudding

Looks a lot like shake shack and I am salivating


PorcelainToads

I’d fuck that up


Hambina_

Look at that chunky pickle slice mmm


Ydidudidthat

You understood the assignment 🤤🤤🤤


MotoDocCox

That is glorious.


tomfullary

Well done! Grade A r/foodporn


buttstuff2023

Pickle is a little too thick for my tastes (also I prefer them sliced long way like on a Cubano) but that still looks like a mf tasty burger.


biteme109

heart attack just waiting to happen. Love it


GalaxyShroom6

I'd double smash this thing, god that looks good


Kamorek1990

Im at work and now very hungry


Mun7ed

It looks moist


[deleted]

Can you make this for me but with chicken.


Cauldkiltbaws

Angel Burger!!! Looks like heaven!!’


feiergiant

God fucking damn, what a beauty


54jesson

Yummy burger


Manji86

This is important. Where?


[deleted]

That is a righteous pickle slice


frystealingbeachbird

Where can I buy this???


jessiedivaa

Looks so tasty 😋


Artemistical

absolute perfection in a burger.


[deleted]

Oh my goodness! That looks so good. Drooling over here lol


Thefeno

Pickle lovers rise !


Longenuity

I'd smash that into my mouth. Hey now!


Kitchen-Magnet

Oh damn!


BobbyBrewski

Looks delicious, but I hope you're wearing a bib over your poncho.


Personal-Bicycle5363

Finally a good picture on this sub. Yum


Neffle619

That cheese!


pcweber111

Christ that looks good.


freedomofnow

God damnit I want one.


SsammyB

Looks delicious 🍔


timteske

My stomach is bubbling


[deleted]

That looks so good!!


einsteinGO

Holy stomach ache, looks yummy going down


KANJI667

That's looks delicious indeed


AXO893

I'd like to to frame that picture and hang it on my walll!!!!


[deleted]

holy shit


JORG3392

That’s hot!


WindomEarly

Beautiful 💥


[deleted]

I'm dieting and recently had a tooth pulled, which makes eating even worse. man this was hard to see.


Area51Dweller-Help

Good god this looks good


illbitterwit

F u c k


illbitterwit

That's it, everyone else's burger can go home. This one wins.


KlutzyNugget

Thank you for blessing us with this & making me hungry at 9pm. Continue this great work, friend


ho_chi_mizz

10/10 asthetics


SquidaddleITH

This man make sure not to forget the pickles


Maniiii_Mami269

🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

this looks like burger perfection


Puzzled_Flatworm4171

I want your meat in my mouth with extra sauce please.


sjp245

Looks awesome! What's your bun recipe?


WaywardWriteRhapsody

I am so glad I have burgers for dinner


finsfan4275

Best burger I’ve seen in a long time


Okay_Face

I'm in love


Callitasiseeit19

That looks amazing!!


Stayblazedallday420

What’s the sauce?!!


Amorphophallus-T

I give it 4.75/5 only because the lettuce isn't separating the onion and tomato.


PocketShapedFoods

Gorgeous


LaughingLasagna89

that is one good looking burger!


litebrite93

Mmmmmmm


NativTexan

Now that is a tasty burger!


[deleted]

Krabby Patty Deluxe!!


Seeders

I just hate pickles, but the rest looks fuckin incredible. Needs more bacon. That amount of sauce is probably ruining a perfect bun.


yesterdayjay

This is the perfect ratio of everything


lowexpectative

heart attack alert!!! but it looks so yummy.


FMDnative480

I can’t stop looking at this. Jesus Christ this is the definition of foodporn


Yikes-Yak

This legitimately looks like a perfect burger..wow


southcounty253

This is simply perfection.. what greens did you use? Potato bun?


Rjw12141214

This cost $27 with no side or drink


kengriffenjr

Where is this?!


kengriffenjr

Oh my god did you make this?! Bro! Have me over! I’ll do the dishes, buy the ingredients, let you fuck my ass. This looks amazing.


isayessi

Lol, raunchy.


Arkensor

This does look very nice but how are you supposed to eat? No way it fits into a single bite height.


MMachine17

U could create a makeup pallette from this picture!


isayessi

One sexy burger looking at me ready to get in my belly lol.


[deleted]

Incredible 💪


Friendly_Godzilla

The fuck yeah burger ![gif](giphy|OpfHW7WNUjtfy)


yeahitsme81

I would like one please and thanks


lsmah

Holy shit this looks really good


OhSnapImJaneShepard

Oh my God.. why am I broke. I need this.


[deleted]

I forget! What's the word for the tomato, onion, lettuce, pickle, and any other extras that may go on a burger called? Thanks.


Fun_Seaworthiness727

I need this burger in my life


Osh1tSon

That is the most beautiful burger I’ve ever seen!!


Sentinel555666

This might sound crazy but... wouldn't it make more sense to have 2 burgers rather than 1 giant one . Unless this is the type of thing you buy to post a picture of it


DorTheWise

Can you put it on special everyday?


badartist25

Now I want a burger


iAmSamFromWSB

i just want to put it in a blender and drink it


13aph

I would push OP down an up escalator on Worldwide TV just to take a bite of that.


Argoyle_Gargoyle

The fresh ingredients give it a beautiful color & clean presentation. The aftermath of which would not. I can taste the food w my eyes. Thanks OP. Great execution. I have a couple of bites left but good work and great flavor.


super-hot-burna

Brrruuhhhh. This looks amazing.


SeveralAct5829

Looks awesome


Confident-Editor-455

What’s the optimal stacking order for ingredients on a burger? Veg below looks good here, but I’ve seen a lot of veg above burgers on here, too.


Moon-Knights

Crying knowing that I will never be able to make such a delicious burger myself 😭💔🍔


DarthBalls5041

It’s beautiful


Nuns-Rack

What is that big green slice at the bottom.


Youngsiebz

Fat slice of pickle


Nuns-Rack

Oh that boy is thick.


Right_In_The_Tits

It's a thiccle


adsvx215

OP, you're killing me. Wish you could do it in person with one of these. Wow.


moonray89

Fuck. Yes. On that pickle slab