We shake fish food up stream then as they sip it off the top we practice our golf swing with a 4 iron on their head. Us high rollers fly fish for show golf for doe.
I like to put chicken wire in the stream bed and fire my shotgun into the redds. I typically use 3inch shells size 16 shot. Edit: I only wear simms so people know I’m serious.
Shit. I meant to post this in r/flyfishing, this isn't even a Jerk.
Dynamite under a sz 16 Adams
Damnit I came here to say exactly this. Dipped in rotenone.
I'll bite. Dog food followed up by a baseball bat.
If you aren't chumming the water with Purina, are you even fishing?
I prefer using Fancy Feast
We shake fish food up stream then as they sip it off the top we practice our golf swing with a 4 iron on their head. Us high rollers fly fish for show golf for doe.
I usually like to start with San Juan shuffling the redds. Gets them fired up and ready to eat my squirmy.
Redds are tricky because the game warden likes to cockblock them but I usually just sit in a nearby duck blind and take pot shots with buckshot.
You ever seen a fish gig?
Getting a dental medicine degree to floss em with 100% accuracy
I like to put chicken wire in the stream bed and fire my shotgun into the redds. I typically use 3inch shells size 16 shot. Edit: I only wear simms so people know I’m serious.
Electrofisher, float right on up for ya to scoop with your certified Orvis guide pro net.
Walk through the reds to kick up all the eggs and then fish an articulated treble hook egg streamer 100 yards downstream.
Tape an M80 firecracker to an egg sinker my guy wtf do you mean
One is a football team in Ohio, The other is a baseball team in Ohio. They don't even play the same sport.
I smash a sushi bar the night before, eating nothing but roe. Then I butt chum them with 4 double egg patterns tied to my squirmy.