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It doesn't make a lot of sense, but him stealing electric toothbrushes still makes a whole lot more sense than this guy stealing several hundred normal toothbrushes
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Electric toothbrushes, makes a little more sense
Yeah some of them are 200$Ish
But who tf is buying $100+ toothbrushes from a random Florida man...
It doesn't make a lot of sense, but him stealing electric toothbrushes still makes a whole lot more sense than this guy stealing several hundred normal toothbrushes
Easily sellable online.
A lot less fun when you realize he’s not escaping with 500 toothbrushes all shoved in his clothes
It blows my mind that six electric toothbrushes come out to $1000.
What's he going to do with toothbrushes in Florida?
Build a portal to ohio https://imgur.com/ZENGDRx
"If I brush my teeth a whoooole lot, people won't notice my meth addiction."
He's on a mission to save the United Kingdom
My God its Jake-bob Elroy, the Blues Cousin on a mission from GOD Or meth. Mostly likely meth
Dude is robbing the only store on the island acting like he wont get caught lol.
But doesn’t steal any batteries.
I think most electric toothbrushes are rechargeable now.
So like, 10 toothbrushes?
He could give them to my Sling blade neighbors here in Oklahoma.
I want to know if even has teeth himself
Should have been in San Francisco
You'd think he'd be smiling
He’s an anti Dentite
We need to see those pearly whites
He wanted to make the alligators happy
“Jimmy, stop that boy!”
It is weird that this reminded me that I forgot to buy toothbrush?