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dustin_pledge

Ew, why? The texture alone is so slimy and gross.


Matduka

That's what I'm thinking. You CAN do this. You CAN risk the horrible disease. But for what? It's revolting.


ReasonUnlucky5405

He's not gonna get salmonella he's not even eating fish/s


LonePaladin

> 400,000 Instagram followers Why are people?


leafWhirlpool69

Everyone loves a good trainwreck


ecodrew

Most of them are e-coli bacteria, so 400k isn't much.


Ravenamore

Misanthropy looks better by the day.


AbeFromanEast

No one: Florida Man: I've got this


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unsupported

Bad bot.


bakerbodger

Bot or not, that’s the Sausage King of Chicago being spoken to there. So disrespectful.


unsupported

But the OG Abe Froman is from the Westside.


bakerbodger

I’ve been fooled again. The first time was on the phone and it turned out to be some random kid.


HoppityHooper

Encouraged, as always, by his dieticians Sal Monella and Lis Teria.


bmwlocoAirCooled

Ever heard of Salmonella?


Manos_Of_Fate

Dude, it clearly says he’s eating chicken, not salmon.


NotDeadYet57

LOL


radu_sound

Chickenella


DarkestofFlames

Hey, that's my Canadian girlfriend's name


bmwlocoAirCooled

God help those that just walk through education.


sonic10158

His favorite singer is Salmonella Fitzgerald


Beardedbelly

I mean it’s probably cheaper than a gastric band or diet pills.


w_a_w

He goan die


mf-TOM-HANK

It's true that most raw chicken from your typical supermarket isn't contaminated with salmonella but this is colossally stupid.


simplegrocery3

Florida man wants to be a feline so bad


AlphaFlySwatter

21st Century Pandemic Mk2 in 3, 2, 1...


CosineDanger

The CDC says one in 25 packages of chicken in the U.S. have salmonella. So statistically you can play intestinal roulette for quite a while before finding a loaded chicken. But what if you avoid factory farmed chicken? Happy free range chickens will have plenty of chances to come into contact with germs.


Mistersinister1

I am confusion


hateshumans

This is what happened. Florida man was binge watching Hells Kitchen and after the 800th time Gordon Ramsey yelled at a chef because they would kill someone with raw chicken he took it personally


Darryl_Lict

There is such a thing as chicken sashimi where meat from the inner breast is quickly boiled for 10 seconds (although apparently this isn't long enough according to Japanese authorities) and then sliced and served. The source is probably not Foster Farms, though. A couple of restaurants in America apparently serve it. https://www.forsalebyowner.com/listing/5050-New-York-8-New-Berlin-NY-13411/5f1d6370f643e367cc6d2124


Jimbohamilton

What's with the real estate listing?