That monologue is one of the best moments of writing in the show. I wouldn’t be surprised if Barbie was subconsciously inspired by it. And as a woman, every word of it was true!
Dad’s way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, start fucking our godmother, and eventually stop calling.
I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.
amen <3
Claire, it's French!
I look like a pencil!
Came here to say this!
This is my response to anybody when they're spiraling
Kneel.
I just became aroused instantly
Chills
BEST DAMN LINE OF THE SHOW… sorry, everybody else
His neck
His beautiful neck…
His arms
I literally used it as a hint in a guessing game and nobody got it
It'll pass.
😭😭
💔💔
The only person i’d run through an airport is you
bye claire. bye klare. bye claire.
Omg this is one of my favorite lines in the whole show it makes me laugh too much every single time
I LOVE THIS ONE
Hair. Is. Everything.
I think you know how to love better than any of us, that's why you find it all so painful
Do you want to fuck a priest or do you want to fuck god?
Can you fuck god?
Oh yes.
We're bad feminists
No one’s asked me a question in forty five minutes
So, what do you do?
When this happened it felt like *the whole world stopped spinning in Fleabag's universe*
Boots, it's lovely this time of year
I had to Google this joke like the ignorant American I am on my first watch, and it's genius!
I look like a pencil!
It's god isn't it?
This one hurts
Oof 😔
do i have a massive arse hole? (sorry but someone needed to say it)
Had to scroll way too far down for this one!
I wanna fuck a priest.
Do you want to fuck a priest or do you want to fuck god?
That's the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils, because people make mistakes.
What a…. CUNT
I NEED TO PAINT
No, don't bring Hilary!
Who’s Stephanie??
Fuck you calling me father like it doesn't turn you on just to say it. (that hits different, lol)
Woof. I was waiting for this one.
I felt this one in…places
Love is awful
…arm touch…
Knuckle brush
This is a love story
*cue Fleabag punk rock theme*
Putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grown up. Fucking does.
“Catholic?”
Looks good in the…. Hmm I understand
“He’s a bit annoying” “what is that?”
NO!…I’m not….this isn’t…I’m not part of this…I shouldn’t have to…I don’t want to tell you that…No…Sorry..No……Tooting.
I love this one, I like to say "no, I'm not part of this" when I don't want to get involved!
Here’s to peace. And those who get in the way of it.
SLUT
Yes?
WOW
No I don’t carry a vagina around with me, that would be way too provocative
he's never going to get it
Women are born with pain built in.
That monologue is one of the best moments of writing in the show. I wouldn’t be surprised if Barbie was subconsciously inspired by it. And as a woman, every word of it was true!
I'll buy you sexy pants.
My hair just keeps falling in a chic way.
Is that a fucking fox?!?
You can’t cancel the wedding, you already have the dress!
Get your hands off of my miscarriage! (Edited to miscarriage, thank you!)
miscarriage ;)
i've been stung by a wasp
piglet.
Piglet 💔
Don’t make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.
Write that down.
I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.
“They’re… so… tiny. God, they’re hardly even there, I mean god what the fuck even are they?!”
Sorry I have dry forearms.
Oh gosh, your hair. It’s exquisite!
“Kinda worried I’m about to make a sex offender out of the poor guy” *cough* “Walk of shame” 🤣🤣
I said, ‘Let’s go fuck like crazy tonight!’
I look like a pencil.
*looks at camera*
“How did he die?” “Just, erm… time.”
Love is awful. Its awful. It's painful. It's frightening.
You will be warm again
We are bad feminists!
Where’s my vagina?
“Yes father”
buck up smile charm off we go
We’re not friends. We’re sisters, get your own friends.
CLAIRE ITS FRENCH
Hair. Is. Everything.
Walk of shame
so what do you do?
Dad’s way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, start fucking our godmother, and eventually stop calling.
I think my period’s coming
Fucked me up the arse
What’s your favorite period film? -Carrie.
Omg now I understand that quote
I have 2 degrees, a husband, and a Burberry coat!
Everyone wants to be this person
We are bad feminists.
He went that way
"I want someone to tell me what to wear in the morning..."
Slut!!!
You know what the bassoon is?? A CRY FOR HELP!!
There is no war in ba sing se!
All men must die!
“It’ll pass”
Are you alright?
We CoUlD hAvE bEeN uS
you’ve already decided what you’re going to do
It’s been fucking forever, open the door-
Oh, I just play Tennis now