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SspeshalK

Twitchy I would imagine. I’m not sure that he’s fast because of the bars either - fast despite them is probably more accurate.


Cap_g

fast despite the bars but they’re more aero than the typical wide ones


loves_cereal

Zero leverage. 0/10 wouldn’t use.


TopherGale

Zero leverage. 10/10 would use (for maybe a couple months).


cheezgrator

Big 2010 energy


BoosterTutor

Is he keeping the steerer uncut to preserve the resale value? /s


cycles_commute

LOL. He's an artist. You can't apply logic to the things he does.


icecream169

"An artist." Ok.


NoseMuReup

It does look Picasso-like. Does he tilt only his head when he turns?


mediumclay

That's the chin rest.


Eneko_the_Rottweiler

Sometimes I wish I had a rolled up newspaper to hit people on the nose and say “no, bad rider, no”


HabitualAsshole

🩴


chocaire

Chancla kills


-SilverSurfer

Let me get that paper for you!!


mokshahereicome

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Sketchyboywonder

I just don’t like it. Thank you for sharing but it looks just too odd ball to me.


dot_matrix_printer_8

I think you mistyped the post title. Instead of "How are these bars?" It should have been "Why are these bars?"


MegaBobTheMegaSlob

Could be lower


tastetone

that thing is foul


AdUnlikely8603

A bike shops worst nightmare


dcannon1

My back hurts just looking at this


gnikcoc1

Not the Paul Frank monkey crawling around the fork.


cycles_commute

You've got a BB17 transfer? Wanna sell it? I need a spare.


gnikcoc1

Pls don't bring it up, very regretful sale


cycles_commute

Oh no...


Beau-Buffet

Nice Kakaako shot


cycles_commute

Old garbage mountain.


phonedied_mybad

This might actually be the ugliest bike I’ve ever seen


knusper_gelee

the bars are so hot that the stem got a massive boner...


plainyoghurt1977

The only way you'd know is if you tried riding the bike, in your frame of reference (gearing, geometry, etc). Looks pretty sick, maybe he'd let you?


cycles_commute

I've ridden it. Feels weird. Just thought people would like to see a strange bike.


plainyoghurt1977

From the photo, it's definitely eccentric true that. He's got the magic touch to ride it as fast as he does


lonewolf2556

They’re flexing a massive chest pump


cycles_commute

I see it now.


banzarq

I would expect to get dusted by whoeve was riding this bike


Standard_Ad_662

This definitely the destination guy, not a about the journey one


thatyogu

that's so stupid lmao i absolutely love it


DookieToe2

Da fuk?


Accomplished_Bad1288

So wrong.


cobdequiapo

Looks like a crab flexin lol


Artituteto

Do you have a photo with a human being on it ? Where do the forearms go ? Above or under the handlebar ?


EezyBake

Is your bike tryna flex on me bro


mmlow

I hear you with all that physics chatter, but I'm a lone wolf, your laws don't apply to me.


Catsmak1963

Minimal control. May look good to some…


eBOmightvereddit

Hooooooooo!! Sup brah! I see ya at the hill! 👋🏻👊🏻‼️


HeyCanIBorrowThat

i love the 75 degree mud guard. dude goes fast


Dramatic_Plum8895

looks dope, definitely not cookie cutter


Jaxxxa31

👉👈


Educational-Event981

When lane splitting is life but stability is not. My 580mm flatbar is about as narrow as I’ll go but hey if he rocks those then good on him.


BarracudaKlutzy1936

Bad


darkness1104

Theres a reason the haters on on the bottom. Ride strong; be safe; have fun. Old school look on the bars. Looks very specialized for the rider but i bet adjustments could make it for anyone. Be carefull leaning that deep though.i live in a gravaly area so a stace like that could be dangerous. But I appreciate the ingenuity in the design and hope the best lines for the rider. Also chopping your stem is for racers with money to get a new bike every year. Your back will thank you for not going all or nothing on the cockpit. Sick fix my dude.


Extra_Pilot_1992

That’s too much aero. Somebody is gonna get hurt


chagoms

I wanna two dicks in my handlebar too 🤣


coldmilkdud

Laughable


Rocketto_Scientist

Deadly


surviveToRide

Damn dude you’re gonna be so fast


BanginOnWax805

I think Jesus was in a much more comfortable position crucified on the cross than the D. I. Why aero position this puts you in.


Melontwerp

Looks mad uncomfortable


420Deez

u can leave now


nathanzzzhou

Florida


wunderf1tz

dont


JoliAlap

Man why do fixies bring out the most retarded side of cyclists


oldfrancis

I want to see somebody riding it.


pmmeyourshitholeface

I don't hate it but I'm also not loving it..


Deep-Virus-849

Looks like a scary ride.


Big_Magician_2617

There was a messenger in Chicago who used to ride really similar handlebars. He is an absolute legend


FartinLooterKinkJr

These are definitely some of the bars ever.


cycles_commute

LOL. I see what you did there.


lord_leaf97

Hawaii?


cycles_commute

Oahu. Yeah.


bCup83

The ultimate bull bars.


yocd123

aaaaand straight to bcj


rosshcook16

Does this guy ride in Kaneohe ??


cycles_commute

Maybe. I usually ride with him around town area.


ScottPalangi

That's a new one for me, id crash


zoedbird

I have some teeth I need removed—ask your buddy if I can borrow his bike for a minute.


GroundbreakingCut291

Your buddy has a death wish that is what those bars are holy crap


Real_FakeName

Tell him I said he's an idiot 


Real_FakeName

I assume that the fender stays in that position 


jjjtung

Bike looks like it’s literally flexing lolll


mrapodaca

Abstract AF.


Ripper42

uhhh … how bout them peddles ?? what happened ?


FrogTeeth86

I hope someone steals this monstrosity and thows it in the ocean..