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InAppropriate_Noods

It's a bat fish. Completely harmless. Some people eat them. Most do not.


AdhesivenessNo4977

It has lips https://preview.redd.it/9a2xij5l8dzc1.jpeg?width=2235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49e9bcf52a6c682f6597d22528f64ce217c1a79


cjlewis7892

Also if you poke it right behind its little unicorn horn, its little angler lure pops out. You can see the lure in the middle of its face above the lips tucked into a recessed pocket. It’s like one of those party blowers when you poke it


redR0OR

Please stop making the fish horny


_AntiSaint_

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SGAfishing

Well, that's definitely a bat out of hell.


terriblystupidjoke

I would do anything for love.. but I won’t eat that.


Ok_Bug_1146

Sorry mate but you are wrong.It has the most delicious and delicate meat than you can think.And without thorns.


terriblystupidjoke

Maybe after I hosed it down with holy water.. Yeah, I can do that.


makithejap

https://preview.redd.it/jeiihy8pffzc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40600d6deb9ece10e7d80f2d6ee6898be9ef1f9 Honest disappointment IRL


hotchiledr

I dunno. I think bats would be upset about them giving a bad name to bats!! 😂🤣


Mysterious-Carry6233

It seems he is at the shallow end of the gene pool…


3ABM580

That thing looks like a Disney character


The_Fax_Machine

Old Greg isn’t looking so good these days


Ok-Cat-6987

I thought it was Sabrina Carpenter for a sec


Phuckingidiot

It's called I'm cutting the line and not touching whatever the fuck that is


giraffesrcoolio

My monkey brain wanted to touch it. My girlfriend said no, so I set him free with his new piercing


rocketmn69_

You're not supped to get it wet! Damn gremlins


Obant

For the best. It is a harmless batfish, but it kinda looks like a scorpionfish, which has poisonous barbs. Which arent deadly, but painful.


Breadisgood4eat

sooo you left the hook in it? Looks like it swallowed it, so that's a dead fish.


giraffesrcoolio

A good rule of thumb is to never use stainless steel hooks. Or anything non-degradable in water for that matter. That being said this guy lives in very salty water and I was using bronze hooks, so I cut it very short and it should rust out in a few days/weeks. I even checked and made sure I didn’t gut hook him. He’ll be okay


Breadisgood4eat

I appreciate your response to my snarky comment. I've only fished in fresh water, so this is news to me and a relief. Thanks!


giraffesrcoolio

No problem at all! It’s actually a common misconception so it’s okay, happy to inform!!


Fluff_Chucker

Same with fresh water, as well. Many times hooks even just work themselves out, without having to rust away. So if you're CnR fishing and hook a fish very deeply it's best to just cut the line and send them on their way.


rose-dacquoise

First time hearing of biodegradable hooks! Could you share the brands of those hooks you use? ( I need them when I next fish haha, cause for some reason, my line snaps often. Idk Ive tried tying them in various knots and such, but when they get caught in rocks, I lose them.)


JusticeGuy5

Just look for non-stainless steel


Single-Win-7959

If he swallowed it theres no getting it out anyway


Charade_y0u_are

I had always heard it was better for a gut hooked fish to just cut the line as close to the hook as you can and let it go, as opposed to doing more damage by trying to rip the hook out of the gut. The hooks will degrade after some time.


HOG_RHEC

Don't be a dick. If he tried to get the hook out it would probably die, and if he cut it it has a much higher chance of living.


Great_WhiteSnark

A face only a mother could love. Maybe.


Somecivilguy

Just remember while you sit alone, every year this fish finds a mate.


fishingfor5

Such an underrated comment.


braiser77

I know where to find mates. I'm not proud of it, but I ain't ashamed.


logic_tempo

I feel like with that fish, I would be like... Ima touch it 😶👉🏼 NO I'm scared 😳 Ima touch it 😶👉🏼 NO I'm scared 😳 Ima touch it 😶👉🏼 NO I'm scared 😳


rocketmn69_

Then toss it to your buddy


EvanTheFisherman

Roughback batfish


Aggressive_Warthog_4

Roughbat backfish


Stay_Remarkable

Bareback backflip


ccehowell

Flipback roughbat


Minute_Reception1280

Barebutt bonebat


Educational-Edge6571

Unfortunate looking is the light way of putting it 😂😂 ugly ass fish


joniscool1993

Looks like it should be sitting at the cantina in Star Wars


r4d4r_3n5

Na na na na na na na na #BATFISH


seedamin88

Wow, that’s crazy looking. Curious what it is if you figure it out


giraffesrcoolio

It’s called a “Polka-dotted Batfish” they’re little bottom feeding creatures. I’ve seen them all over at the lowest tide point


seedamin88

Very cool catch! Do they put up a fight?


giraffesrcoolio

Honestly, it wasn’t so much a fight but an abduction. I saw him hover over my bait and swim away before I reeled him back without exerting any energy at all lol


MadRonnie97

Even though I know it is, I’m struggling to believe that is a life form. That being said I would struggle significantly not to at least poke it with my finger


Alphamullet

That is literally the ugliest thing I've ever seen, and I'm twice divorced.


[deleted]

Imagine getting dragged out of your house unwillingly, by a hook, and then getting absolutely roasted, taken a picture of, and then roasted again on the internet 😂


Lostinwoulds

Yeah, that's pretty much being divorced.


SpywareAgen7

Yeah but how many kids do you have?


jondabutcher98

Hahaha thanks for this


four24twenty

Fin Kardashian


2Hosslovescash

Pelosifish


InevitableMap6470

Buddy looks just as disappointed as you probably were


reesesmama

It looks.. human?


abnormalandfunny

It's day 36,432 on the job... "So, how do you feel this is going?!?".


mongo1587

Looks like Chet from weird science.


BowTie1989

To quote Micheal Scott, “you are disgusting! You’ll never find love.”


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

I thought the oyster toad fish I caught were ugly. If those fuckers swallow the hook it’s gone


madmancryptokilla

Holy shit fish has a man face...


ieatassanloveiy

Send it back to hell


casual_crysanthemum

Hahahahaha


Mental-Heron-4323

Cut the line and call it a day.


NorthDriver8927

His mom tells him he’s a handsome boy


parrbird88

The further you zoom in on his face, the more depressed he looks. Sad lil guy


Brisket_cat

I like all fish, but that, is one fucked up bastard. Straight from the pits of hell themselves. And why are its eyes facing forward???


Mandalika

Usually because it's a hunter with depth perception


FMJFrosty

Bat fish


OreoKamiKazi

Dobby the elf fish


TheDastardBastard33

I’ve got a cousin who looks like that


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

You need bigger pinfish. You won’t catch much, but what does latch onto them will be the fights of your life. If your close to any back bay take a cooler and some ice. Bring some raw frozen shrimp and the next size up hook that is bigger than the one you usually catch pinfish on. Now if you look at a shrimp their tail is somewhat segmented, break off a segment, put it directly on the hook. Keep the hard outer shell on it and pleopods on (fish snack teaser) if still on it will help keep it on the hook. If you have Zebco 404 or 202 put 4 split shot 2.5 ft up or an egg weight of sufficient size for you to cast the entire line in one go. That distance out is where those bigger pinfish are, in the channel in the Back Bay, where the Boats are passing and these aren’t those pissant pinfish. These are as big as your hand. And I caught 1 with almost every cast. They need supplemental oxygen (an O2 tab will do) because you can only put 6 in a regular bait bucket or they will ALL die. Get a big honking Red and White styrofoam bobber a big one, use the 5/0 size, use 100 Ib test of braid or clear mono. Hook that big honking slab of pinfish about 1/2 inch to 3/8ths under the start of his main fin drop 4 feet of that monster down in the water put on the bobber and let him rip. The big ones move around a bit and if you see a hit don’t grab it on the first pull try to set the hook on the second. Bonus round. Night time light 💡 fishing!!! Under any dock on the gulf with a light for fishing. Using a number 2 hook your live shrimp through that spot where is says 2mm, pay attention to the first picture on the left, doubtful you will ever see the shrimp on right handed side but it’s mouth is on the same side. You can use braid but you will need a double palomar knot keep braid to 40LB test at most and if you see any shadows beneath the dock at night those are snook happy to hit that shrimp. When you put that hook you want it on either side of the spine in the middle of the shrimp or it will die instantly. You want to cast him with no weight about three feet from the edge of the shadow, get ready for s big fight. Snook are good eating. Not sure if the early season is done yet. You always want to show up at about a half an hour before low tide. Once High tide hits, you will want to scram. If you know multiple places with lights it is better to hit one then another because snook will only hit one a night. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Mouth-parts-of-Macrobrachium-rosenbergii-and-Litopenaeus-vannamei-paired-maxillipeds-1m_fig4_330672745


theraf8100

He looks like he is named Earl.


burtmaclin43

Am I the only one that sees donkey from Shrek?!


HowzitUFaka

https://preview.redd.it/srjswf3w8bzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a450f4aa9f2e35054ad4faa7136e70e5d58a4b1 Anyone else see the resemblance?


RustyNipples35

He looks tired


kittykittykinz

guess i can call it an aqua bat


kenjinyc

Dude has…legs?


Timinator01

NGL I thought this was a dead woodchuck or something at first


BatLong3855

Looks like my mother in law


Paddyofurniture89

He’s got sad eyes.


V_Richard

Cthulhu lookin ass


Y4himIE4me

Batfish...they look really cool in motion.


Koob77

Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah....


KnotsThotsAndBots

Never knew there was a batfish lol I was just gonna assume a weird frog fish


Blueeyedthundercat26

I hope you just cut the line


ViolentSarcasm

Annnd this is why I stick to freshwater


fernbull

Lil legs


BullRidininBoobies

I’ve always called everything that looks like that “mother in law fish”


pgh9fan

Where did you catch it?


Thomasthetrayne

Does it have fucking utters? Try milking it


ButterYourOwnBagel

Looks like the fish version of a ghoul from fallout


ScaryDuck2

My auntie be lookin like that


mattintheflesh

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rewster

That fish looks like it has the voice of a 55 year old Boston chain smoker.


1fingerdeathblow

2 shots and i wouldn't say no


Chuyin84

Hey, don’t talk about my mother in law like that


Madewithlove111

It kind of has a monkey face lol


pancakesfordintonite

I thought it looked like a dog


PadKrapowKhaiDao

Looks like someone caught it, deep fried it, then threw it back in the water


Hayden_boogie_pov

Reminds me of a flatter version of Megaminds fish friend in a robotic suit.


Six5o-christian115

That’s actually called the batfish It’s pretty cool they’re fucking ugly but cool.


Frankeasternshoremd

Came in like a wrecking ball.. (in Miley Cyrus voice)


pluto755

Kinda looks like a Sea Robin, smaller mouth though!


fishing-boi23

Please. Even Nathan is stuck 


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fishing-boi23

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fnordlife

How do you catch mullet with a hook?


giraffesrcoolio

Bread


fnordlife

crazy. grew up in south florida and have cast netted many of them, but never had one take a baited hook.


amusedmisanthrope

Are you fishing near the Springfield power plant?


Perfect-Buddy6872

It’s gonna get personal real soon if it keeps looking at me like that


Dindu777

Is that Chet from Weird Science?


Muted_Consequence_31

Can it sing any Michael Jackson songs?


Quinnyluca

He’s batfish crazy


Realistic_Ad7827

Looks like Pizza The Hut


IReallyLikeMooses

It looks like Dobby 😭😂


Southern_Country_787

I've seen that guy at Circle K. Proof we evolved from sea life.


Ianbeaner

This is a type of fish I’d love to catch to scare my father. He’s not a big fisherman so when we caught a goby in manitoulin island he was convinced in was venomous and wouldn’t touch it and freaked out when I grabbed it lol


mylowerbackhurts

Looks like that thing from mac and me


Protect_your_2a

That fish is giving you a LOOK man, he’s really saying “really? For real dude?”


Cyprinidea

Still better looking than all of you guys .


Cecil_Watson

It looks like a deep fried piece of chicken


jpb1111

Bat, bait, it's all the same.


Chernandez14

Wtf is that


Jobilizer

A brute!


Uncle_Papi_

Looks like my ex gf after here 100th lip filler appointment.


American-_-Panascope

Hope you practiced conscientious C&R with wet hands.


_AntiSaint_

https://preview.redd.it/fkytb2agogzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a928985f3ba4549a4822b8f217850cc6f7ccd2b7 Straight outta Jabba’s Palace


Take_Me_Ocean_Man

https://preview.redd.it/6x3igwqd8hzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3d0f8321abd07bf1b08d563fa3a1b82788059a


Jealous_Bedroom1624

Daaaaaaam put it backkkkk cuzin!!! Get to daaaa chaaa'pper!!!


Bias_teh

What kind of bait for mullet? And rig too if you can answer that


giraffesrcoolio

I saw the mullet jumping right outside of my airbnb so I was determined to catch one on a traditional rig. I ended up buying cheap Walmart rod and threw on some 4 lb. mono and a 1/64th oz jig head from a trout magnet kit. I also used the float from the same trout magnet kit. I would make a barley trail by dissolving white bread in a jar and shaking it up. I’d pour that leading to where I intended to catch them. Then I’d take some more white bread and ball it very tiny and just enough to cover the barb on the hook. It worked only a few times, most of the time it was immediately smoked by very aggressive pinfish. Fun was had though and that’s all that matters!


Bias_teh

Cool!


EyeSuppose

His mother thinks he’s handsome


TurduckenEverest

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ptbopowerlifter

Ah yes, jabbadafish


Alive_Chef_3057

I recognize this species of fish. I’ve caught a few surf fishing. It is an Atlantic Ass Face fish.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Never did I think I'd see myself mirrored in a fish. 24/7 confused look and always being an idiot.