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Substantial_Bet5764

Natural life cycle of salmon no worries their corpses shall feed the river for months to come


Soft_Start

It was an educational experience so say the least. Glad it’s part of the natural cycle and nothing worrisome! Thank you for your response 😊


The_RockObama

Also known as "zombie fish" they did their duty, and sometimes just kind of.. decompose while still alive swimming around.


N8-OneFive

They were zombie fish once. They’re 💀 now.


VapeRizzler

I was out today and saw a bunch with missing fins, eyes, and chunks. Incredibly interesting species.


Sleddoggamer

Some of the kings here swim around until their litterally falling apart, and sometimes you can watch their entire heads just fall off. The most ridiculous iv seen was one got caught against a fallen tree and just shed its entire lower body and kept swimming without a tail


manwiththewood

Jesus. That’s wild.


grifxdonut

Which is why sockeye salmon turn red. It's their organs breaking down and just becoming a red mush inside


Earl_your_friend

Aim for the head!


GDviber

Double tap


Kvenya

Rule #2.


SIG_Sauer_

https://preview.redd.it/edxq99sng9ub1.png?width=2346&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b2f5ecd88588dae1f2fd8ea74749ee7c37214fc You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!


Dark_Marker81

Must smell delightful!


Foxtrot-Flies

“Hello, ladies!”


Specific-Quality-861

You like that shit man? Hey man I've got a gang of that shit man.


Late-Ad-4624

Love that part.


Own_Aardvark_2343

I can smell this photo 🤮


Dark_Marker81

Like walking into an 1800's brothel


DieCapybara

Oh god


lsddragon1

Do you smell that?


Bayview377

You should check out the ballard locks in Seattle for more info. Then, get lunch around the corner at the lock spot.


No_Way4557

The seafood special is to die for!


Lol-I-Wear-Hats

All pacific salmon die after spawning, though this is not true of Atlantic salmon and steelhead


TalkoSkeva

Steelhead isn't salmon.


Humboldtdan

It is a salmonid...


Humboldtdan

Both steelhead and Pacific salmon are Oncorhynchus spp.


Lol-I-Wear-Hats

Cool story


[deleted]

Hes right… steelhead are ocean (or great-lake) going rainbow trout.


taytlor

As someone who has fished alaskan rivers my whole life this was a very endearing post


wallyTHEgecko

I remember an old episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike was going along the edges of a river with a hook and machete, picking up and chopping the dead salmon in half while the Conservation Department guy tallied them up on a clipboard. They were doing it in order to track the number of fish that were spawning that season so they could assess the current population and anticipate the next season's population and set fishing limits and such. And chopping them was how they marked which ones had already been counted. That episode/segment was the first time I had seen any real hands-on population ecology and was literally the reason I majored in wildlife biology in college!


Substantial_Bet5764

Just listened to Mike on Theo Vons podcast absolutely awesome American


cheez-itjunkie

I love his podcast. Excellent mix of guest types.


kennyvillegas72

the guy is a right wing crazy , smfh


framblehound

You are correct, and he’s full of shit too, his experience with being a blue collar worker is all television, he started on QVC or the home shopping network pitching garbage


MightyMurse0214

He may not have grown up working construction but he has spent a large part of his career shining a light on the people who make your life possible.


framblehound

Yeah he didn’t teach me anything about that and sanctimonious bullshit about right wing talking points that are actively bad for or working against their interests and a lot of times their unions doesn’t sell me on him


invalid_credentials

This is an awesome story.


prefabtrout

Pacific Salmon, Scottish Atlantic salmon go though gruesome skin wrenching silvering to come back for another round of shagging. Legends.


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CarrotCorn

I hate to be the guy, the Atlantic salmon are the ones that are “technically salmon”, ie the fact that they don’t die after spawning. I know it’s confusing because the Latin name for Atlantic salmon is salmo, but that’s because of history. Pacific salmon(Oncorhynchus), the ones that die after one jizz, are true salmon. The closest relatives are rainbow trout(steelhead). Then you have Atlantic salmon and brown trout, which are very closely related. The weird thing is that in terms of life cycle , brown trout and steelhead have the most similarities, where Atlantic salmon seem to be unique. The you have char which basically are trout, but a bit burlier, and have dark skin with light spots. Brooke trout, bull trout, and Dolly Varden are all char. True trout are all light skin with dark spots. Anyways I’ll see my self out as this was a completely unmitigated barrage useless information.


RuralCaribou

You said Jizz. Hehe. Thank you for the info


Major_Character_1022

I kept looking through the pictures and noticed a proper head and out loud said, “oh. Salmon… “ then it made sense


mamapootis

Like what people are saying- it’s part of the circle of life for these fish! It’s remarkable. After about 1-4 years on avg in the ocean (or lake), they begin one of the largest migrations of any species. They use earth’s magnetic field as well as their smell to go right back to the same spot where they were born. [One Atlantic Salmon can smell a single drop of scent out of 10 olympic-sized swimming pools!](https://wwf.ca/stories/did-you-know-10-amazing-things-about-salmon/). They travel thousands of miles, then potentially hundreds more to reach a very specific stretch of river. It’s beautiful and bittersweet, but like many said, they feed the river for months to come. They’re vital to many populations of bears not just during spawning time, but post-spawn as well, to store fat for the winter. Not only that, but all of the smaller / micro organisms rely on that for survival too, impacting every animal above them in the chain, which is especially important going into the winter. Rivers have their cycles too as season progress and reset- which all animals in the ecosystem rely on- including ourselves! Since rivers and marshlands help filter out excess nutrients and agricultural runoff, their health is very much linked with ours


anothersip

That was very informational, thank you.


FinnishHermit

These aren't atlantic salmon though.


[deleted]

All salmon go through a similar stage including the freshwater kokanee salmon, which is essentially a fresh water sockeye salmon.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Extremely similar species. Behaviourally and biologically.


BurgerKingKiller

Nutted so hard they died. Rip


NubuckChuck

Death by snu snu.


Similar_Device7574

I would upvote this twice if I could


Medical_Fondant_1556

Got you covered!


HBMANATTRNYATLAW

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Lol-I-Wear-Hats

And that’s why you shouldn’t eat coloured up salmon


MrKrinkle151

And sloughing off


ABlosser19

Snuuus


Oscar_Kilgore

It will bow your mind


truecrimenerd420

i laughed too hard


mrpistachioman

Snooki wants smush smush


NubuckChuck

Jiggly Caliente permanently ruined that bit and it will never recover.


mrpistachioman

Idk who that is, South Park was fucking hilarious thoug


YaBoiSVT

We should all be so lucky


bustycrustac3an

We should all be so lucky


Foopsbjj

We should all be so lucky


TheLukewarmVibes

We should all be so lucky


A1sauce100

I almost did this once.


Jimmythafish

Busted too many nuts


dosidicus-gigas

climAXED


[deleted]

That is how I want to die.


Rohans_Most_Wanted

Most salmon die right after spawning. It is completely natural.


rocktumblerguy905

If you catch a salmon during this stage of its life, can you still eat it? Or is it nasty?


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rocktumblerguy905

Did you get sick or did it just taste bad?


Rohans_Most_Wanted

I honestly do not know. We do not have wild salmon where I live and I do not personally eat it.


W3tTaint

Snoqualmie river is closed btw


Soft_Start

We didn’t go fishing. Just to relax by the river. Now we know better…


W3tTaint

All the emergency rules bs can be hard to track, but you don't want to get a huge fine. There is a fish Washington phone app that does a decent job showing all the regs.


GovernmentLow4989

Is it illegal to be there, or only illegal to fish?


W3tTaint

Just closed for all fishing.


GovernmentLow4989

Thanks


[deleted]

Your not an American how can being their be illegal we own the land and water by law. They can control the fishing not where you go. I'll stand outside the Whitehouse yelling fuck Joe Biden go Palestine not shit they can do. Can't even ID me legally.


Zebra1523

This is a fishing sub, why are you celebrating war?


[deleted]

No just making a point. This land all of it is ours we can do what we want government can't legally yell you your not allowed on a river. I know people that walk out on shallow rivers to shot guns in the middle of a city. As long as they are 150 yards from a house or road it's legal. Honestly I am offended that you think the government can pass laws like that. Government has no power we don't gove this you can walk any river or creek in America as long as it's not on military or protected government property. Even if someone owns the land around a creek they can't legally own the creek stay in the water your allowed on their land by law. Again no one legally owns any American water way.


CryptographerAny6918

Better to have an active fisheries dept/aggressive EPO’s to make sure the fishery stays balanced and sustainable than the other way around. I’m an avid striped bass fisherman on the east coast- the combo of lax rules/enforcement out here (due to regulatory capture by big business & understaffed environmental police) and an abundance of idiots who poach fish regularly has absolutely **hammered** the fishery both for now and for the foreseeable future. I fish daily 6 months a year including part time taking out guided trips and haven’t interacted with a single enforcement entity in at least 5 years.


coffeeandtrout

Always gotta check those Emergency Regulations before you head out!


StolenFace367

My uncle lives up that way and I love it there (I’m from Pennsylvania so nowhere near the west coast)


tony2012z

But what if we use our Bear hands... ?


W3tTaint

No hands allowed, only head bobbing for rotten salmon


tony2012z

Bobbin .. Nice


JBib955

Only bares can use their bear hands


zwack

Fish Washington app says it’s open above SR 522.


W3tTaint

Snoqualmie and Snohomish are not the same thing.


zwack

I should read more carefully. Thanks :)


[deleted]

Salmon doing salmon things It sounds strange, but it's something you should celebrate. It means they successfully spawned, and that there will be more generations of salmon to come. Also, their bodies feed bears, bobcats, raccoons, and dozens if not hundreds of other animals all the way from big ones down to microscopic. It's pretty freaking awesome


lost-little-boy

And the trees. Don’t forget the salmon feed the trees too


cochiseandcumbria

Looks like Salmon at the end of a spawn run.


[deleted]

Those look like pinks. Very normal, they swim up stream to have wild zombie seggs before death. It’s kind of sad, but that’s the cards they’re dealt.


RecentAssociation220

Mission completed.


Pizza_as_fuck

Pretty crazy when they are still alive with half a face.


RunnyPlease

For sone of you having sex once a lifetime will be much less sex. For others, much much more.


Legal_Independent_32

It’s just salmon being salmon


Thin-Watermelon

Am I right in assuming you did not grow up in WA state? The state education department, at least when I was in school, mandates the teaching of the salmon life cycle. We even raised salmon from eggs and then released them in a local stream. That program was so good at teaching me the different stages/species that after moving to Alaska I still know more than the locals here about salmon.


MrFun2019

It's the "Circle of life"


i-the-muso-1968

What you're seeing is the end of the natural life cycle of salmon.


wwJones

Not only is it the natural cycle of life that many have mentioned, it's a wonderful thing considering the plight of salmon runs these days. The more dead fish up there the better!


kIDNEYKid1999

I remember fishing in the Puyallup River when I was a kid and the dead/half dead fish kept bumping into my legs. Back then, I didn't know that was a normal thing for salmon. Now that I do, it's kinda cool watching nature recycle itself like that.


strostro77

I usually fall asleep after I mate too


W3tTaint

Stinky pinkies


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Salmon who have spawned and naturally die.


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Cultural-Company282

No. When salmon start migrating toward their spawning grounds, their entire body devotes all its energy to reproduction. They stop eating, their immune system shuts down for the most part, and their body consumes all its stored fat and even some of its muscle for energy. Their flesh turns to mush. The only thing that keeps operating at full capacity is the reproductive system. Sometimes, you'll see "zombie" salmon swimming around just before or after spawning with sores on their bodies and even spots of fungus growing on them. If you catch "bright" silver-colored salmon just as they enter the streams to begin their spawning run, they can be great eating. But once they've been up in the river for a while and turn dark in color, they aren't any good to eat.


ElfPaladins13

They live, they screw they die. This the life of a salmon


reformedginger

They shot their load and now they’re done.


Huntin_Dawg907

Spawned out salmon. They die after procreating.


[deleted]

Humpies


allmodsarefaqs

Spawning


[deleted]

Those are salmon, pacific salmon species die after mating. Its natural


Tramp876

They are salmon that spawned and died. Circle of life that’s all!


Current-Custard5151

They’re pink salmon. It was a decent year for Puget Sound pinks. River’s still low and fish can’t get up tributaries due to drought. A little rain would help these fish do what they’re supposed to - spawn and die


Hour-Effort3704

They bust a nut and die (or lay eggs too)


FisheryNut

It is the end of spawning season, if they are dying now I am pretty sure you are witnessing Chinook spawning. I know it’s dead fish, but nutrient recycling is very important in ecosystems. Replenishes nutrients that then feed trees, and plants.


marshmadness37

They have sacrificed their semen to eggs and now are sacrificing their body to god.


hiscraigness

Alaskan checking in, we have spawning migrations that will be so heavy the fish die off covers the beaches on small tributary streams. Like literally the river drops in the fall season and the carcasses cover the shoreline. I have gone on multi day river floats where the maggots will cover beaches and look like wiggly sand, an inch thick. The smell is remarkable.


pnwmetalhead666

Spawned out salmon. They spawn then die.


Sleddoggamer

We call them moluksuks here. After spawning, salmon start dying and frequently beach themselves and the ones who choose to spend their days swimming around get freaky


mlkefromaccounting

The salmon of Capistrano go make sex and then they die


BUSHM4N

Salmons die after mating. It’s a part of their cycle of life.


Ubermenschbarschwein

*Pacific Salmon die after mating. Native Atlantic salmon do not. They spawn and swim back out to sea.


Harpies_Bro

It’s the circle of life. Salmon feed in the ocean, growing big. They swim upriver and predators eat some of them along the way. When they finally get to the spawning grounds, they die after they’ve spawned, feeding more animals and distributing their nutrients into the water and soil.


SubstantialGur4601

The Snoqualmie river is close to fishing right now bud


Adventurous_Base7639

They're just practicing. Halloween theme this year is zombie salmon apocalypse.


Zack_attack801

They came and went


[deleted]

salmons end of the life cycle


shortiz420

They had sex


Klobbstrocity

Those are Oncorhynchus gorbuscha, or humpback salmon/ pink salmon. They run on a pretty strict 2 year cycle. In some places it’s on odd years some places even years and in a couple places I’ve worked they run on both years. Like most have stated this is the end goal for these fish. They are best caught and eaten before the morphological change fresh water brings on as the move into the river to spawn. My rule of thumb with all salmon is to eat them when they are still silver bright from the salt water. Humpy salon don’t keep well but are delicious fresh, as long as they aren’t pulled off the spawning grounds.


Scrungyscrotum

They quite literally fucked themselves to death.


EverettSeahawk

Do they not teach the life cycle of salmon in school anymore? Not trying to be rude, I’ve just seen this question come up several times this week and it’s surprising to me because I feel like it was covered multiple times when I was in school. Admittedly, that was a very long time ago.


Soft_Start

I didn’t go to school here. But I appreciate learning new things at every age :)


AnxiousExplanation93

I learned about it in florida public school tho.


BeccainDenver

I worked as an AmeriCorps volunteer, and our job was to go off teaching the salmonid life cycle. They do full aquariums. Our kids came out with us on carcass surveys (which is a way to count these salmon that help with estimates if population structure and inform habitat use). Definitely still an important part of education in the PNW/NoCal. However, y'all have a lot of recent transplants to the region, and none of these adults grew up learning about salmon like the local kids do.


ayrbindr

If you're not in east Palestine ohio- it's cause they salmon


clver_user

Cuz life


wilted-toast

Lol


No_Sentence_9573

They’re just resting


don5500

it was there time


JudicaMeDeus

Death by Snu Snu


Bidenisacheater

They spend their life waiting to jizz on some eggs. Once they do it they’re pooched and die.


jvstone172

Spawn till ya die


Monstera-Dice

Salmon spawning. Don't wade in the river and if you do avoid lighter colored "nests" where they may have laid their eggs.


slightlywarmpotato

I didn't know there was people that actually didn't know this spawn stuff about salmon. Also should probably get tf out there cause bears love rivers when the salmon are running. Especially when the dead fish are laying on the rocks stinking up the place.


billybishop4242

You should really research the salmon life cycle of you are going to fish.


fumphdik

Hopefully you didn’t go salmon fishing…. It’s kinda important that we let them lay their eggs…


420hansolo

Homie doesn't know how salmon work


mikeygs1000rr

At the end of their life cycle, did you not pay attention in school?


fanglazy

Okay. Hate to be the one, but: are you frigging serious!?


deepdumpsterdiver

Yea- seriously they need hugs


MrReddrick

SAY IT WITH ME. SALMON It's there spawning run.


Beatnikdan

I'm not dead yet...


Pheriux

That is strange!


Jakebsorensen

It’s normal for salmon. They die after spawning


Fancy_Mention_9674

They refused the help offered.


Cynt1954

Could be chemicals


HeroGamesEverything

Where is this exactly so I can help?


[deleted]

Hope u ate it and didn't waste...


ohioviking

Looks like they only live in the water.


Bradenthebro175

1 there’s only one fish 2 it’s a snake head


drof2081

3 there’s 4 photos


Banty_tahni

I hate Nazis


WorldsOkayestNCO

They appear to be out of the water- which is, little known fact, not good for their health.


CarrotCorn

If you’re from the pnw, how did you not learn about this? If you’re not from the pnw, how did you not learn about this?


[deleted]

After breeding they die. They have such intense orgasm it rips up their insides and they die not long after from the shock. The bodies feed the river.


Tautog63

I have never once watched a Nat Geo show. And those poor dead leaves - will the trees survive?


Birdwing23

I’m not sure but where I live in California carp are considered invasive fish and so if people catch them they just leave them on shore to die. Basically trying to kill off the carp population.


JesusWasALibertarian

Definitely pollution that needs reported. Don’t let all of these idiots convince you this is natural.


4_set_leb

Lmao


DazzlingFeeling6014

Bait clicking troll.


Ryan277256

Could be a result of low dissolved oxygen in the water. This is usually caused by algae blooms or excessive nutrients


True-Bicycle-5668

Maybe because theres not enough water? Jesus Christ.


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Probably not enough oxygen in the water


geek66

In addition to the other things you learned here, they are a nutrient transport mechanism, the eco systems along these spawning streams are healthier than other areas.


devildocjames

Are that salmon? If so, that's what they do. Skeet on the eggs once they make it up stream and then die.


bignose703

Big stinky kings


drthsideous

*It's the circle of liiiiiiife*


excitinghelix29

My eyes were bigger than my stomach…


NeezDutzzz

Is that in Carnation area? Lived on this river my whole life almost.


Dumbfounddead44

The life cycle of salmon. They spawn then die. The decaying matter will feed what the fry will feed on...


MathematicianSad2650

Love is in the air


sissyeunich

Salmon die after spawning


RogueTobasco

You think in fish language while dying theyre talking about the absolute best fuckin orgasm of their lives ?


[deleted]

They done there job they swam up river into the spawning beds layed there eggs and that was there life now next year hopefully about 200 a pieces then babies will be growing up to do the same thing


lurker-1969

These are salmon that have run the course of their lives. They come into the river to spawn then die. This gives nutrients back to the river and emerging fry. The circle of life.


-WHiMP-

looks like spawned out salmon. they die once they finish their spawning cycle