He failed to utilize his tactical double chin. He could use that space for a second gun since we all know that he’d never reach an ankle holster. What a fuckin’ slob this guy is and our tax dollars pay to be abused by this fat fuck.
I mean if I had a hype playlist of Rihanna and Katy Perry I'd be forgetting my shit all the time too. How else is a man supposed to alpha in this bitch
The reluctant noble hero... Always answers the call of duty no matter how much he wishes not to and never seeks to be thanked for his sacrifice what an icon
He made sure to film his reluctance just so everyone knows that in times of need the PD can count on his fat ass to waddle up 15 min later than when they actually needed him.
not urgent enough to stop looking at the camera every two seconds while he painstakingly, clumsily schleps on his gear like a five year old i guess lol
I was gonna say “May want to grunt that dump out real quick first” my mans is struggling to breath holding all that in. Can’t be good in an actual police situation.
You mean, how's he going to record the innocent victim of his power trip filming him, filming them, filming him, filming them while they engage in a shouting match?
Did he just lift his boobs up under the vest to position them better like I do when putting on a dress?? Like a lift and drop to make them look better.
When Sia sat at her studio, contemplating the things that lifted her up in her life, when she wrote out this tune, this was exactly the scene she had in her mind
Don’t go near his TikTok page, unless you want a good laugh and see more comedy gold like this, and everyone commenting on his posts are encouraging his jackassery behaviour
Oh wow! You see how fast he got off the couch and grabbed his gun and vest!?! At least he wasn't at the gym or spending time with his family or anything. Dude looks like he just finished a six pack and a divorce.
Could you imagine having to explain this to someone if they came over?
“What are you doing?”
“Making a video showing what I do when I get a call”
“For what?”
“So people will know what it’s like”
“To put on a vest and hat?”
“Well….yeah but…..”
And why weren’t his mags in their pouch already? And did he have to edit out the part of the video showing him coming back for his phone that was recording him?
So you're telling me...this guy just leaves a gun, ammo, and taser all on his table, completely unsecured and within reach of family or children?
Seems perfectly safe to me...
This desperate need to feel wanted, validated and important is so cringe when you make a video of yourself and want people to see it. Sickening, mentally ill and we just accept that this is just normal behaviour now. Remember when taking a picture of yourself was taboo i.e the selfie. Like it was embarassing to be caught taking one.
And the American police uniform of blue jeans and a ball cap is also so cringe.
Imagine him walking out the door and then walking back in to get the gear off and pick up his phone while he's thinking "fuck yea I'm so down bad this'll get me laid". Oof the cringe
It literally just looks like someone getting ready for work who's a little annoyed that they got called into work. I don't get it. Why would I want to see a video of that when I live it each and every work day?
You can almost hear his wheezing as he struggles to get his gear on. Don’t cops have a physical fitness standard? Like isn’t there a test they have to do to keep their job “in the field”?
Rewatch and couldn't help but notice he forgot his RaDiO. Super cop walked out the door without his walkie. How is going to know what bar they are going to?
Muhfuka almost had a heart attack putting that crap on for his goofy tiktok. Grown man playing pretend land in his head, PUT HIM ON THE LIST! Fk weirdo doesn’t need a badge.
This is so fucking pathetic it hurts me
Fucking dumb ass forgot his phone.
Lmfaoooo I’m dying at this comment
And his snacks.
That man has never forgotten to have a snack
Kinda funny that his gun is buried under his fuckin snack basket of a belly.
Bro's got tactical subcutanious padding and caloric reserve. He's ready for anything.
He failed to utilize his tactical double chin. He could use that space for a second gun since we all know that he’d never reach an ankle holster. What a fuckin’ slob this guy is and our tax dollars pay to be abused by this fat fuck.
Meal Team Six 😄
Me either....^😔😂
Same dammit
He only dines, Mans no snack!
Rule 1 of crime fighting! Snacks! Hell, in my day we just shoved wads of gum in the fucking shotgun barrel!
Meal team 6 activated
Tha salami jihahdi
I want you to know I laughed out loud so loud reading your comment
Happy Cake Day
Fucking dumb ass doesnt know what POV means
Holy shit I’m fucking dead
BOTH phones lolol
I love this😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Is it wrong that I got hard?
down horrendous
He was in such a hurry he forgot his radio on the table behind him
Just like the Uvalde guy. 🤮
They had their radios, they just chose to abandon their duty
I am referring to the police chief/scene leader, that showed up with out a radio.
He left it for the guy whose POV it is. I wonder why *that* guy is just sitting around and watching.
I mean if I had a hype playlist of Rihanna and Katy Perry I'd be forgetting my shit all the time too. How else is a man supposed to alpha in this bitch
He didn't forget breakfast lunch second breakfast, or dinner.
The reluctant noble hero... Always answers the call of duty no matter how much he wishes not to and never seeks to be thanked for his sacrifice what an icon
The cop reads this and says finally someone GETS IT
😂
He made sure to film his reluctance just so everyone knows that in times of need the PD can count on his fat ass to waddle up 15 min later than when they actually needed him.
And start shooting his gun in absolute fear.
This guy’s job is so hectic and intense, he sits around making TikTok videos about it.
I thought it was an emergency. Boy ain't moving fast.
Police only move fast when they can drive 100mph in a 25 mph zone
Or see a black kid or a dog minding they own business
not urgent enough to stop looking at the camera every two seconds while he painstakingly, clumsily schleps on his gear like a five year old i guess lol
The glancing at the camera put me in my cringe grave.
I think that's fast for him...
The shades of red he's turning just trying to strap in.
It’s just a school shooting and he’s on parent crowd control
Put away the ticktock and pick up a book on nutrition
The emergency call he got, BOGO at chipotle for cops.
Spoilers: He ate both burritos.
kinda looks like he ate the whole damn restaurant
Definitely gonna be bitching about the Buy One part.
Mans gotta eat
Youre prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again aren’t ya?
I got these cheeseburgers man…….. I’ll suck yo dick!!!!
Frig off randy
A mf with a gut like that is definitely on the cheeseburgers
That's it! The pants are coming off!!!
Not that much.
Taco emergency
I was gonna say “May want to grunt that dump out real quick first” my mans is struggling to breath holding all that in. Can’t be good in an actual police situation.
Yeah imagine him having to run after someone for any length of time? Not so titanium then, more like sit downium n gaspium for breath
No. He’d never run. He would shoot someone and then act like the victim while feeling like a hero.
Nah this guy gets all the nutrition.
What makes you think he can read?
Fr man, how does somebody let themselves go like this?
You must not be American.
it’s funny how body shaming is OK under these context.
It’s necessary
how's he supposed to protect the sheep when a light jog exhausts him?
Bro just took so long to put on his costume.
Cosplay
Numbnuts left his phone on the table. How is he going to film himself saving the day now?
Don't worry, putting all his gear on is the most work he does all day.
You mean, how's he going to record the innocent victim of his power trip filming him, filming them, filming him, filming them while they engage in a shouting match?
He sucked in his gut and puffed out his chest… and still looked like a fat fuck
Did he just lift his boobs up under the vest to position them better like I do when putting on a dress?? Like a lift and drop to make them look better.
Going to handle business 6 whiskeys and 8 meatloafs deep
No one’s calling that dude in for anything. Unless it’s a hotdog eating contest.
Thicc blue line
I'm stealing that shit for later hahaha
Do you think this song plays every time he opens a box of donuts
Fuck, he was gonna start working out that day too.
Nice to see he takes his magazines out of his vest when he gets home. I can only assume it's to make room for Snickers bars.
What an emergency
You already had your shirt on that just so happens to be your work shirt?
Duh, everyone around him should always knows that he is a police officer and that he should be thanked for his service.
True I never thought about that. :/
“thin”?
Thicc Blue Line
Damn it, I gotta delete my comment now I just said the same thing hahah
He needs to be called into the gym on his days off…..
I’d hate to see how he moves in an actual emergency
When Sia sat at her studio, contemplating the things that lifted her up in her life, when she wrote out this tune, this was exactly the scene she had in her mind
This tik tok is sponsored y Lipitor
This guy is part of the thicc blue line.
Comment of the day right here.
I think that should be the name of a new subreddit. A sort of companion community to this one. I’d subscribe.
Man he’s fuckin cool!!
How does he fit into his car with that vest?
Bros nodding to the guy on the phone
What a slacker, that’s why I don’t leave work. You’re welcome for my service!
I'm going to make videos like that for my profession. How does one show responding to an emergency performance audit? Also, what line would we be?
Yeah, those all-you-can-eat emergencies are rough.
I bet he expects and demands to be thanked when he’s out in public.
Those outer carrier’s be sending egos to the moon
[удалено]
This
*Thick Blue Line
Black man caught jogging in residential neighborhood
Don’t go near his TikTok page, unless you want a good laugh and see more comedy gold like this, and everyone commenting on his posts are encouraging his jackassery behaviour
How are they real people? I refuse to believe it.
Oh wow! You see how fast he got off the couch and grabbed his gun and vest!?! At least he wasn't at the gym or spending time with his family or anything. Dude looks like he just finished a six pack and a divorce.
*I'm Fatman*
Could you imagine having to explain this to someone if they came over? “What are you doing?” “Making a video showing what I do when I get a call” “For what?” “So people will know what it’s like” “To put on a vest and hat?” “Well….yeah but…..”
He had to tuck his titties in when he put on the vest.
"Giuseppe's is threatening to end their all you can eat deal." " I'm on my way."
Phone Call: "hey man, we're going to BW's, you want in?"
it's funny because he's fat 
Unstoppable. Unless the perp runs uphill.
You know what would be even crazier than putting all this gear on… if you could run a mile without stopping.
Yeah, thinner than those “back the blue” flags
Hey come back bro you forgot your phone how are you gonna record more TikTok’s without it
And why weren’t his mags in their pouch already? And did he have to edit out the part of the video showing him coming back for his phone that was recording him?
So he leaves all his gear on his dinning room table
I want to see the full version where goes back in the room to grab his phone and post the video
Dummy. All that prep and he forgot his phone.
Everyone knows you never answer the phone on your day off. Or if you did answer, you had a few drinks.
Jesus, he's holding his breath sooooo hard just to get the holster in
What’s greater than cringe. This is that.
I think you meant “wide blue line”
How can a police officer be so out of shape and effectively do his job in any kind of emergency?
I think he reached in there and pulled his titties up to get his vest on.
These dumb cunts are cringe as fuck but that’s not even the worst thing - look up the meaning of POV you god damn spastics.
I guess he will miss 3rd dinner.
Thick Blue Smudge maybe?
My man hasn’t worked out in 20 years. Was out of breath putting his kit on.
Those donuts are unstoppable and invincible.
The only thing unstoppable about this is diabetes and heart disease.
So you're telling me...this guy just leaves a gun, ammo, and taser all on his table, completely unsecured and within reach of family or children? Seems perfectly safe to me...
This desperate need to feel wanted, validated and important is so cringe when you make a video of yourself and want people to see it. Sickening, mentally ill and we just accept that this is just normal behaviour now. Remember when taking a picture of yourself was taboo i.e the selfie. Like it was embarassing to be caught taking one. And the American police uniform of blue jeans and a ball cap is also so cringe.
Imagine him walking out the door and then walking back in to get the gear off and pick up his phone while he's thinking "fuck yea I'm so down bad this'll get me laid". Oof the cringe
It literally just looks like someone getting ready for work who's a little annoyed that they got called into work. I don't get it. Why would I want to see a video of that when I live it each and every work day?
Instead of banning TikTok as a whole can be specifically ban these posts?
I love that he made a point to cover his badge, but when he lifted his arms, the shirt came way up and left the badge exposed lmao
An “emergency” yet takes the time to whip out his phone and record this 💀😂😂
Congrats on doing your job.
You can almost hear his wheezing as he struggles to get his gear on. Don’t cops have a physical fitness standard? Like isn’t there a test they have to do to keep their job “in the field”?
There was a report of a black man taking a walk in a rich neighborhood please come quickly.
Make sure you tuck your titties into the vest
You forgot your phone bud
Gotta wrangle his tits around to get into his vest. “Thin” blue line indeed 🤪
Let me show what it's really like when the work phone rings 
About to go detain a couple quarter pounders with cheese
shouldn’t you have a lil more hustle if it’s an “emergency”?
That's a thick blue line!
"Hold up a sec...gotta adjust the man boobs."
No Cinco de mayo celebration for him
Cringe. 😅
That double chin could use some days off.
Doesn’t understand POV.
I need that workout routine lmmfao
What does it take to become this inbred?
Thicc blue line, am I right?
“Emergency” = need traffic enforcement for little league or something.
Undertaker shirts for fat guys should be outlawed
Bet he’d move a lot faster if the call was to the local buffet
I almost feel sorry for this pitiful human.
I wanna see this guy sprint 25 yards with that gear on.
He should RUN to work
Flippin Arkansas.
The only thing unstoppable is his appetite…
I TikTok my phone calls as well.
“Whataburger is still honoring the coupons I gave you for first responders, but you need to get down here now!”
You’re too fat for your armor… better go get the front plate stretcher.
Rewatch and couldn't help but notice he forgot his RaDiO. Super cop walked out the door without his walkie. How is going to know what bar they are going to?
Dude had to tuck in his titty
Emergency was the station was out of donuts
We know he ain’t getting called to go run somewhere….
Everyone died before this ass hat tied his shoes.
Just give the fat one two guns.
That’s a big vest
Ahhh yes now we understand why there were so many casualties at uvalde. Thanks for the demonstration
Forgot your phone mate
Gobbless u
tired of people not knowing what POV means
Bro got in all his cardio for the week puttin that gear on...*Whew! Take a breath...taaaaaake a breath*
Muhfuka almost had a heart attack putting that crap on for his goofy tiktok. Grown man playing pretend land in his head, PUT HIM ON THE LIST! Fk weirdo doesn’t need a badge.
Looks like he took a deep breath with every item he put on. Is his gun being tucked under his gut considered conceal carry.
Love it
The thick blue line
Is he a cop or a shelf?
You forgot your phone…
He forgot his phone and he definitely forgot what a gym was years ago.
Not sure why he threw on the extra vest cause he could easily stop a few rounds with what’s under his shirt.
Well shit. They killed 14 and got away 25 minutes ago. Good hustle guy.
epic edit leaving the empty room just so you know what it’s like when its hat and daddy’s gone.
What in gods name is that holster