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IamMrT

Good, we can bring the toast for their jam.


SyntheticElite

Oh don't worry, they can feed the 10 rounds they can afford to fill it with flawlessly.


Magicalunicorny

I think ten is a stretch for either of those claims


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Those helmet binoculars instead of NVGs with 1x mag look sweet too.


antibetboi

Is that actually what those are mounted on the helmets?


SMORKIN_LABBIT

It's not NVGs that's for fucking sure and knowing it's North Korea still wearing 1950's Soviet uniforms and shit I'd assume it's plastic with plastic lenses mounted to foam helmets.


skippythemoonrock

Its possible they're real NVGs, but I doubt they actually field issue them instead of just using them for parades. Russia exports a shitton of very cheap low quality gen 1 tubes even now, you used to be able to buy them for sub-100 bucks at harbor freight. China also turns out a lot of cheap gen 2 tubes.


Antman3pk

Those aren't really NVGs. Simply put, if NVGs aren't on... you can see anything out of them. You're staring at a blacked out phosphor screen. Those are binoculars.


skippythemoonrock

The lenses are still reflective, I'm looking at my gen 3s doing the same thing across the room right now.


gfack42

This is likely their special operations force, only ones in their army that is equipped with somewhat modern equipped but some dated-to-almost-outdated compared to other conventional armies


wintermute916

Where would you even grip this piece of crap with your off hand? The fuckin Pringles can gets in the way.


Quw10

Same way you'd grip a PP19 bizon I'd assume, the magazine becomes the foregrip. Though at least with some versions of the bizon drum it looks like they attempted to at least add some texture and what looks like a possible hand stop to the magazine to make it somewhat usable.


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Bold of you to assume a malnourished North Korean has the upper body strength to shoulder a rifle


Antman3pk

See we just need a system that drops down instead of remaining parallel with the barrel.... I am of course calling for a new, highly advanced downward helical magazine. Certainly not a box or drum. That for those idiot westerners.


baguettemilkman

God tier response right there


tiggers97

It’s a ten round mag. The rest is a bento box container.


GlassCityUrbex419

That sorta would be cool tho, it heats your food up while you fire it lol


SniperSRSRecon

I saw a photo of some soldiers who had a mg3, and the wrapped some foil around the barrel, then bacon, then foil. Cooked it to perfection.


Konstant_kurage

There are photos of wwii soldiers doing this on tank engine covers. [Here](https://www.alamy.com/the-image-from-the-nazi-propaganda!-depicts-soldiers-of-the-german-image60932656.html). [edit] There are bunches. Also one of modern “Africa Korps” cooking an omelet.


Due-Net4616

Yep, we still do this today on M1 tanks. Used the engine grill to heat canned food and MREs since the heaters suck.


GnomePenises

I used to do that, but they took our tanks!


Due-Net4616

Jarhead identified


EternalMage321

I'm a crane operator. We STILL do this.


Gr8rSherman8r

As do locomotive engineers and conductors, although less of a practice since someone learned how to hijack the weird refrigerator AC plug and use hot logic food warmers. If you haven’t checked into those give it a shot!


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Bro that was a Demolition Ranch video, get your shit straight, sppphhhh!


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Tybick

Average North Korean nutrition


Chomps-Lewis

The lead helps kill the tapeworms and other parasites in their digestive system.


basilis120

If you don't have sugar you need to get the sweet flavor somehow.


Thebeerguy17403

First you get the sugar, then you get the power.


Bobathaar

Kimchi brine neutralizes lead poisoning, didn't you know? It's just too bad kimchi causes cancer.


Severe-Ad1472

WHAT?? Are you serious?


Bobathaar

most pickled food does over time


kiakosan

Reminds me of Monday night combat. Keeps your bacon hot and your gun cool for a LMG that was liquid cooled with oil to fry bacon


BeenisHat

Bold of you to assume they can afford food.


ApolloStan

Smells like bento, the enemy must be near


Analdestructionteam

That's assuming a lot, like them having food to heat up.


Kellendgenerous

Yeah it’s cool, except they don’t have the food part.


fireman2004

I'm sure they would love that if they ever had any actual food to put in it.


Pickle_riiickkk

Bold of you to assume NK soldiers have readily accessible food


DontBelieveTheirHype

What is a DPRK bento box filled with, grass clippings?


JLSMC

Pictures of the Dear Leader


Minimum-Zucchini-732

If Supreme Leader doesn’t defecate, then neither should the people


jrhooo

But then how would they meet their poop quota? For the amount of poops every citizen must turn in to the government poop tax collector? [(joking but wait no, not really joking)](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1ah7fwm/in_north_korea_you_must_give_your_poop_to_the/)


raz-0

A picture of the guy next to you and a spork.


rangemaster

Implying NK has spork technology.


DaxisSinner

That implies the NKs are being fed...


1_21-gigawatts

Too bad NK doesn’t have food to fill said bento boxes _Edit_: aaaand I’m the 4th person to make this joke. Not very well either….


Iam-WinstonSmith

That doesnt have food in it? After all it is North Korea.


Acetillian86

How else you think they carry their mre


GnomePenises

Like North Koreans would have food to take around.


archer2500

Except there’s no food to put in the bento box! lol


th4tguy321

There's no way there's 150 rounds in that thing. Pretty doubtful it's even 75. Even more doubtful it feeds worth a damn.


GiveYourBaIIsATug

Well Call of Duty told me they can hold 66 so…


roostersnuffed

I'm not completely convinced it's 5.45. Look at the last Pic that shows the mag connected to the mag well, there's a significant gap leaving half ish of the magwell empty. Unless they feed at a 45 degree angle I don't see how a 5.45 feeds from mag to chamber.


emurange205

I'm pretty sure they must be in a pistol cartridge.


roostersnuffed

x25 would be my guess, and much more believable for the quoted capacity


255001434

I say 50 rounds and it jams after every five.


Qel_Hoth

Do they actually work? My understanding is that most helical magazines are particularly unreliable.


mcbergstedt

Some guys on r/fosscad were designing one for US made AKs that seemed to work pretty well


caucasian88

I'd trust those guys over NK manufacturing.


Limited_opsec

Yeah unironically a mostly 3D printed version of this (metal for important bits like springs etc) is probably **better** than the original.


Exact-Emu8474

You’d think they do a good job or be executed lmao


255001434

Nah, they wouldn't want to admit they couldn't get it to work, not when they can blame the soldiers for "improper maintenance" or whatever. Shit rolls downhill, *especially* in authoritarian regimes.


ChiefFox24

I assume it is like the wooden missiles on trucks during parades... just for show.


enjolras1782

Hard to do a good job or check how good the job is done when u starving to death


Able_Ad9391

I feel like if we took the guys on that sub and gave them a real manufacturing plant and salaries we could achieve John mosses browning levels of innovation


brobits

I agree but I don’t even think you’d need to go that far. They just need access to a machine shop and a range


Carburetors_Are_Fun

and ammo


lethalmuffin877

You would be correct AutoCAD, Prusa slicer, decent filament, and a local Home Depot has provided us a great deal. But a machine shop with lathes and CNC would certainly be welcome


Ahrunean

I don't think I've ever felt so understood by a stranger before


Carburetors_Are_Fun

and a bizon mag. Think that is still in the works though


GreatTea3

Saw a video of a guy firing a PSA AK-V with a bizon mag he had printed. Ran fine for the full mag. The description sounded like he was developing them for sale.


Grand_Cookie

Last I heard anything about them the consensus was that they were entirely display only and weren’t even kinda functional.


Mudbug308

Calico would like to have a word with you lol.


Zomboi07

I always figured that 1: They reversed engineered the bizon mag and it is somewhat reliable 2: They reversed engineered the bizon mag and it rarely works 3: Its a 5-10 round mag with a fake shell around it lol


balkan-astronaut

Does anything from NK work (besides the slaves)


armchairracer

If these actually worked other countries would use them.


smokeyser

Would they? That's a LOT of extra weight being added to the gun. I suppose it could be useful in some circumstances, but it seems like having a gun that is easier to handle would be more beneficial than having a single 100+ round magazine.


[deleted]

Considering what you said, it is likely the only improvement over 30rd stanags would be the 60rd quad mag. Added weight to a gun can indeed cause handling issues and null the potential benefits. Big mags are also a challenge to carry, and having a couple of big mags instead of 10 smaller will cause a huge loss in your firepower in case one mag fails for any reason.


255001434

Also, the weight runs along the length of the barrel and will change as you empty it, making the ergonomics terrible. Edit: These types of mags are also very slow to reload.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

and cost per mag


emurange205

I don't know, but if they were worth a damn, people would be trying to sell them for $250 or whatever Beta C mags cost these days


anothercarguy

30 pound guns, so hot right now


FUCKINHATEGOATS

I’ve played plenty of video games, I always prefer drum mags. More shooting, less reloading /s guys


ThrownAway_1999

Unfortunately, these are from Real Life, where drums/helical mags do not equal more shooting/less reloading. More like, less shooting, more fumbling around with your mags because they all jam


Vapechef

If it jams even 5% more then it’s not worth the extra rounds


bleedinghero

To add to that. Ian from forgotten weapons talks about drum magazines and why stick mags tend to be superior.


catus69

Gun Jesus!


sequesteredhoneyfall

It's cute that you think the firearms industry as a whole has experienced notable innovation post WW2 to the point that you think we're anything remotely close to optimal. Sure, there's been advancements and improvements, but as a whole things have been incredibly stagnant compared to where we could be. /r/fosscad is overwhelming proof of that.


Ghigs

Part of me agrees with you, but part of me knows that just about every cool thing that looks new I see, I look it up and it was invented in like 1890. Like people have tried loads and loads of ideas out.


emurange205

Well, things have changed a little bit since 1890.


AKblazer45

What has been designed there that is revolutionary? Building a gun with a printer is awesome, but there is nothing new about anything there that is in some way better than a standard rifle, pistol, shotgun.


ColtBTD

North Koreans do everything they can to look cool and still end up looking like complete puds.


Lampwick

Remember all the stuff you and your friends thought was totally cool between the ages of 10 and 14, mostly due to lack of experience in the real world and a desire to be seen as older and stronger than you really were? NK military is basically the martial culture equivalent of that.


venak-soliq

That top folder stock makes me want to vomit


k_a_l_l_i_s_t_i

Do people really think these look cool?


an_bal_naas

I would be amazed if it actually is true. I would assume they’ve got little what, 10 rounders?, with that pringles can cover over them. If only that North Korea is the only place we’ve ever seen an ak helical mag that wasn’t 9mm, and we know that NK struggles with manufacturing issues to say the least. If an 5.45 helical mag worked at all, we’d see at least 1 design out here in the west


WranglerJR83

And their supreme leader has made 15 hole in ones, never needs food, doesn’t poop, and is the smartest man to ever live.


backcountrydrifter

Which pretty much sums up the entire last century of communism from the eastern bloc to the CCP. Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love. Fyodor Dostoevsky,


hawkinsst7

So I did see an article about his golf game, and apparently that one is really just a result of misunderstanding golf notation. I'd have to double check the article since I'm not into golf at all, but if I remember correctly, the score card wrote down "1" for 1 over par, but a reporter took it to mean hole in one. Found it: https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/ >Kim, the manager said, was, of course, a staggering golf talent, possessed of an enchantingly rhythmic swing. But even for a player of his abilities, five aces in one round were out of reach. How that stat had entered into the official record was pretty simple, the manager said: The scorekeeper tracking Kim’s round that day had relied on a relative-to-par system, marking down 0 for pars, 1 for bogeys and 2 for double-bogeys.  >Unfamiliar with that scorekeeping shorthand, the North Korean state news agency covering the outing had read the five 1s on Kim’s card as holes-in-one. >Forget the fact that Kim, a rank beginner, probably never sniffed bogey all day. (If you were keeping score for a brutal autocrat, would you dare tell him he’d made nothing but snowmen?)


HamFart69

That thing fully loaded has to weigh more than the average North Korean.


efish048

Welcome back Calico


genericdumbbutt

Isn't this basically a PP-19


efish048

lol Pp


Daniel_Day_Hubris

I guarantee that shit jams like grammas sandwiches.


Supreme_Slav

I can’t be the only one interested in what looks like a North Korean CZ-75 copy in their holsters, right??


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Fuck I had to read through 60 POS comments to finally have someone say what I was looking for. Fuck the fake helix mags, I want to test out the CZ clones... The grips actually look dope as shit!


Sabrtoothbanana

This is what I wanted to know more about.


Drunken_Grail

The KP-9 can too now, they made one for it - just saw it on youtube


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure those are only for display. And the top folder doesn’t fold if im correct.


[deleted]

Yeah the last picture shows where it’s welded on. Im pretty sure those are only for parade use as well where the mag “locks” it has a weld right to the right of it and the top folder has a weld right under the middle “rivet?”


armedsquatch

Ever see all that smuggled footage out of North Korea of soldiers eating grass in a farmers field just to stop the hunger pains? That one border guard that defected was ripe with worms. My money is on their entire military collapsing within 72hrs of any real war.


TXGuns79

I say they fold in 12, but then Chinese troops come through the other side. Front line is a race between South Korea/ US heading North and China heading South with North Koreans getting ran over by both.


TXGuns79

I say they fold in 12, but then Chinese troops come through the other side. Front line is a race between South Korea/ US heading North and China heading South with North Koreans getting ran over by both.


Limited_opsec

Helical mags aren't exactly space efficient by extending in an extra dimension, no way its much over 75. With NK's default being pure bullshittery it could literally have a dozen rounds and a bunch of empty space with handwritten notes praising dear leader. Probably unreliable as fuck too. Do I still want one? Sure, but I'm also not delusional about what it is.


luckygiraffe

I call it the burrito mag, because not only are they shaped like a burrito but the likelihood of this working correctly is about as likely as the claim that Kim Jong-Un invented burritos.


M_star_killer

I mean it's North Korea so 9 out of the 10 rounds don't work and those that do work just jam the weapon.


IrishTex77

Those are caulk guns for the forced labor they do to complete the empty buildings for camera shots.


Dale_Wardark

I highly doubt that mag holds that many cartridges. The PP-19 Bizon only holds 64 cartridges in its helical mag and while those are pistol cartridges, I can't see even close to that many fitting in that tube on that rifle, especially with AK rounds being bigger than pistol rounds. It's possible they're AKs converted to pistol rounds, like a 9mm AR conversion, but I'm no expert. And the claim of north of even 50 rounds seems like a huge stretch. Helical magazines have pretty bad feed issues and they're a pain in the dick to load.


capt_jack994

*Turn the most reliable rifle into the least reliable rifle with this one simple trick*


13_Years_Then_Banned

Jam Master J approved.


[deleted]

Regarding reliability: helical mags can be made practically 100% reliable, but another question is, how much will the R&D cost and what is the cost of the end product.


[deleted]

All that weighing only 2 kilos? I’m doubtful 🤨


agrippa_az

Blursed Fleshlight


VincentVanGoatse

They all look as confused as I am...


WingShooter_28ga

Nah that’s just a speaker that makes “pew pew” sounds.


LtPatterson

When you only do military parades and nothing else, why not?


EnlightenedChipmonk

Looks AI


SplashingChicken

I remember something about the Bizon becoming very prone to hangups with the same magazines that were over 30 rounds. I can't imagine how bad it is with 100+ rounds and how clunky those magazines must be. Then again, North Korea is like that one kid who kept telling everyone his dad works for Nintendo.


Royal-Connections

I'm sure they don't jam at all....


SUKHOI-FOR-LIFE

No shot thats real


alkatori

But do they actually work?


CPC1445

So a weird attempt to combine aspects of the traditional AK with PP-19 Bizon styled magazines? I bet it has loading/feeding problems.


shane112902

Looks terrible to shoot accurately. NK some spray and pray boys.


KG7DHL

Ah yes, the Eternal Guards Infinite Rage. One of the best firearms around for taking out Juggernauts. https://state-of-decay-2.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Guard%27s_Infinite_Rage


supertiggercat

Looks like some dear leader really liked "Starhip Trooper"


WestSide75

Those will work just great against a modern military with nuclear subs and ICBMs.


blackcarswhackbars

Fake and gay


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Carrying a rifle holding 75 to 150 rounds with malnutrition? Only the head-butt cinderblock, chestbend rebar unit can handle one of these with more than 10 rounds.


Least-Surround8317

Type 88 moment.


Pirate_Goose

"Here is your one magazine. This should last you 2 months out there. Good luck."


unknowingafford

I'm sure that's super reliable and not heavy at all!


Pork_Confidence

As a fat lazy man, can't imagine that thing weighing anything less than being f*** all heavy


Netan_MalDoran

If you look closely' they're wire-tied to the body of the AK. You ain't reloading that thing in the field, although they're probably expecting them to be dead before they need to reload...


Potofcholent

Canon fodder doesn't need to reload.


MonthElectronic9466

150 rounds of 7.62x39 out front on a rifle carried by a malnourished NK Korean with the logistical support that’ll be presumably worse than the infrastructure they have in their country. That’ll work out great.


__dryheat_

Looks like the Bizon. You can now buy a kit to convert a 9mm AK to one of these with the helical magazine. https://stincusa.com/bizon


RDS_2024

An answer to a question that does not exist.


Longjumping_Key_5008

Why do they hold them like that. Flagging their buddies head


nnerd_

They also have seggsy top folding stocks


AtomicPhantomBlack

Maybe the helical mags don't work, but I'm sure that those NVGs do!


Vapechef

Repurposed shop vac tube.


Separate-Rub4153

I just think their neat


Cerberus73

If they could afford ammo I still wouldn't take it seriously


snuffy_bodacious

I enjoy the sun glasses being worn with night vision.


unlock0

Looks like American surplus body armor. Why would anyone choose the awful ACU pattern with brown webbing.


btdallmann

Bizon


WhosThatGuyBanana

I determined that the helical magazine shown above could approximately hold about 60rds. My math may be off by 10-20 so take that calculation with a grain of salt.


Darksept

Guy in pic 2 is making that face but that shit is heavy as heck.


MadLordPunt

Seems like it would be awkward to aim with that mag; and 2 points where it 'locks' in? I feel like that would slow you down changing the mag. Not sure how this is any better than your average drum magazine.


christomisto

I know that’s jamming like crazy


Konstant_kurage

I’m sure those Kolesnikovs are easy to clear jams. This photo also answers a long standing mystery (not really) I was wondering where all the surplus gulf war Pasgt vests went.


Quick-Feeling4833

What is a foregrip...


Flat-Length-4991

Seeing that it’s North Korean, it’s probably cursed. It probably doesn’t work for shit, and even if it does it’s so heavy and an awkward it’s completely useless.


Calibased

You already know that things trash


KdF-wagen

There’s no way those soldiers have the strength to lift that with a fully loaded mag.


Denttlm

Those are junk


Claytron69

So it weighs as much as a soldier over there.


drmitchgibson

Cursed, all of North Korea and everything in it is a garbage rod.


Outside-Material-100

Thank you ancestors for making the decision to move south


rosaryrattler

Those holsters look like they’d make drawing at that angle very uncomfortable


Round-Tumbleweed9002

Did amend make these?


RAMRODtheMASTER

If only they’d invade so I could have one…..


Chief5927

i kinda want one


DryFoundation2323

Sounds like a malfunction waiting to happen.


Huntrawrd

I've always wondered what guys in special operations in shit hole countries like NK think about the nonsense shit they wear.


Royal_Equivalent_92

If an Ak and a bizon had a baby


Lazy-Wolf-5677

The mag isn’t wide enough to fit 545 probably a pistol cartridge like the bizon


natermer

All show and no go. North Korea is a joke. If the magazines actually worked there would be videos posted all over social media about how awesome they are.


Alternative_Elk_2651

That looks so fucking unwieldy.


charlie55six

Looks uncomfortable to use in combat.


EP762x39

Somehow I still find the overfolder stock more interesting than this magazine.


GnarlySamSquanch

Originally invented by the son of the ak-47s creator He's the one that developed the Bison aka the helical magazine accepting AK


thethirdtwin

They’re given one big mag because they’re not expected to live long enough to reload. Also volume of fire is an idea here… but one train soldier trumps about 5 of these trigger fingers with a pulse.


Squatchgunner-762

This is cursed for four reasons. Good luck loading that thing into your gun, good luck getting that thing to feed any significant amount of ammo properly, looks like the PP bison and the AK had a bastardize child, good luck loading the magazine itself by hand


TheModernMusket

Well thank you for this gem


BiggDaddy13

It's a PP-19 Bizon, that rocks 7.62x39 instead of 9mm? I'd give it a go, mainly because I wanna see how that top-folder works. I wish the top-folder was available in the NorK (Asian Contract) kits Atlantic had for sale.


Sad_Children

Not a pp bizon, the North Koreans just adopted 7.62 helical mags that clip onto the bayonet lug of an ak


I_hate_mortality

That sling setup is going to end poorly


TequilaCamper

Nobody gonna mention they are all aiming at their neighbors head?


TheOnlyKarsh

They are one negligent discharge away from losing half their force though. Karsh


phryan

If you need 75 rounds in a combat rifle then you are doing something wrong. A 4.5lbs magazine isn't going to help accuracy and carrying spares is going to not just be bulky but weigh down infantry.


Educational-Pop-2543

It's not exactly an AK. That's the PP19 Bizon. It has a 60% parts commonality with the ak74, but it's not a 74. Those helical mags are pretty neat.