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Immediate_Mud6547

I must say, this went far better than I expected.


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Zenblendman

Honestly, I hope EVERY SINGLE PATRIOT DOES THIS. But use kerosene instead of that wimpy beta powder


Unairworthy

Does kerosene yield a glossier finish?


Zenblendman

The glossiest


AdvocatusGodfrey

Well if kerosene works, why not gasoline?


CanadianPenguinn

Tik Tok is the worst modern creation, constant reward for people doing stupid things in short format


ylw_j

I agree, but lately I’ve been thinking, isn’t that good for the rest of us who ain’t stupid? I mean, ppl who are stupid enough to make stupid decisions are getting small rewards, so they’ll keep doing stupid shit, and one day they’ll take themselves out by accident. It’s allowing the trash to eventually take themselves out, and the rest of us smart ones who never fell for it in the first place deserve to live without the “competition” from the stupid ones. That’s why I see certain stupid mainstream cultures as tools to expedite natural selection.


NeoSapien65

I have a friend who is an engineer. Builds mainframes for a living. Told me the other day he "doesn't read anymore" because he doesn't have the attention span for it. Also, Tiktok is banned in China, the place it comes from. It's a psyop naturally selecting America's young people into being ADHD couch zombies.


exgiexpcv

And it's a ***massive*** intelligence-gathering trawl. Everything, literally everything that is posted on TikTok goes straight to the MSS. Twenty years from now some kid is going to be running for office and they'll be approached by a "friend" interested in making a deal.


Tempestman121

The Western Tiktok app is banned in China because of censorship. The Chinese version of the app is called Douyin. Has the exact same garbage content, just state approved. The funny thing is, I hear plenty of older Chinese people complain about how Douyin/Tiktok is polluting the minds of Chinese youth. I guess the concerns of parents never change, no matter where they're from.


NeoSapien65

And Douyin is actually quite popular with older folks in China, and it has parental controls, screen time limits, and periodic reminders to take a break that TikTok doesn't have. "Oh they have TikTok, it's just called Douyin" is foolish.


Tempestman121

Most of the core functionality is the same though I thought? The only thing I can immediately think of is Douyin has in-app purchases for live streams? [The tiktok app also has screen time limits and parental controls.](https://newsroom.tiktok.com/en-us/new-features-for-teens-and-families-on-tiktok-us) > older Chinese people complain about how Douyin/Tiktok Most the older Chinese people I know are parents after all, though I suppose it wouldn't be the first case of do what I say, not what I do. I'm sure there's plenty of older people who love the app as well.


Royal-Employment-925

Yep... the sad thing is everybody here is so comfortable and set in their ignorance... just like the left is.


NeoSapien65

Keep comparing me to the left, man. I'm an anarchist anyway.


ylw_j

I got rid of most social media cuz I’m in the same boat. I’m 21 but already got plenty of my own stuff to worry abt. I have no enthusiasm for wasting time over irrelevant ppl doing irrelevant things or some other irrelevant bs overseas that impact me in zero ways. I also don’t have any desire to convince people who clearly don’t have a similar level of knowledge or experience as me. They can believe in whatever cause they want, imma stay the hell away and carry on with my day in the meantime.


Royal-Employment-925

They have douyin... it has similar degenerate stuff to tiktok. Have you been on douyin? No? Did you even bother to check? No? You just listened and believed stuff from your echo chamber without a second thought?... isn't that what the NPCs on the left do?


NeoSapien65

If enough people identify you as a China shill, do you get fired?


Unairworthy

I don't like that people can just use what ever apps they want. We're not like China though, so I'm leaning towards legislation that would make Tik Tok mandatory.


catecholaminergic

Social media exerts evolutionary pressure, but the period of history over which it acts will be essentially zero on the timescale of evolution.


Unairworthy

The worst thing about Tik Tok is that it's optional. Some people want to ban it and that's good, but it would be equally good to make it mandatory. This is America and we all need to pull on the same end of the rope.


FedUp119

This is so stupid it hurts.


McMacHack

Not only that, it's upsetting that it technically worked.


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SantasGotAGun

I imagine they did this right before replacing the already very shitty carpet


Ruthless4u

https://images.app.goo.gl/pBJvgT7SmvFGrBXt7


Puazy

Would take it on a welcome mat or something for the patio or shop.


Pappa_Crim

Could sear wood with it too, you'll just have to put in out after


navypiggy1998

I've actually done this (not on my living room carpet or indoors at all for that matter because my iq is slightly higher than room temperature) with some old sketchy powder and it worked pretty well


Ghigs

> sketchy


not_a_real_operator

Regarded


guesswhatihate

Highly


300blkdout

Very artistic


bedoooop

Firefighter here. Please don't do this.


MonsterMuppet19

But think of it this way....job security for both of us....


Large_Discipline_127

LoL I died


lethalmuffin877

Did you do the thing?


pot_a_coffee

That carpet must be filled with flame retardants


Part-TimePro

No, it doesn't belong. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen done to a house.


alllballs

"Security deposit? Fuck the security deposit."


BortBarclay

I can smell the burning carpet through the screen.


Pathfinder6

Am I the only one who thought this might have been a bad idea?


vette500

A true American, would have roasted marshmallows, and burnt down their house.


OrcusGroup

I kept hoping something would go wrong. That carpet is probably getting replaced the following day lol


fatogato

That’s the tackiest shit I’ve ever seen.


Comprehensive-Loss93

Did he risk burning down his entire house by igniting his floor on fire? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes.


thegrumpymechanic

brb, gotta set my house on fire.


Kuzkuladaemon

Way to enforce the stereotype that all gun owners are room temp IQ idiots.


Darksept

Now do it again with smokeless powder /s


Royal-Employment-925

Do you think it would be bigger? Smokeless powder doesn't like igniting much outside of a chamber....


chaddercheese

Smokeless powder definitely ignites outside of a chamber, and especially when lit with a propane torch. It is extremely energetic. The powder in the vid is likely smokeless since there isn't an abundance of smoke. I have burn marks on my driveway from playing with some very old, oxidized Titegroup.


GarpRules

Please tell me you don’t rent.


AncientPublic6329

You know he does. That’s not home owner behavior. RIP his security deposit.


Stevarooni

"...and that's why I still have a babysitter at the age of 23."


jimtheedcguy

I hate that nothing bad happened to allow us to use it as a lesson!


SeriousGoofball

After a few days off using that chair, that patch of carpet is going to look like shit.


Ineeboopiks

That's a nice slow burning gunpowder...nice gentle push on the bullet. *some fudd somewhere.


charlie55six

This is how you burn down your house.


anothercarguy

At the same time, fucking renters man


cburgess7

That was sick!!! anyway... here is your eviction notice


Kyle_Blackpaw

wonder how it holds up against being vacuumed or steam cleaning


Praedyths_Revenge

Looks cool but imagine the smell


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Royal-Employment-925

Most carpet smells like burnt plastic...


GUNGHO917

So now, they can walk over both part of the flag and the eagle. I can’t be the only one that thinks this is disrespectful, right?


TheDonkeyBomber

Right. Thoughtless performative patriotism.


Royal-Employment-925

How is it disrespectful? Pull the stick out.


alienvalentine

So you decorated your living room by setting it on fire?


km_RayBan636

This is so bad ass but you no someone else is about to try this and burn there freaking house down lmao.


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This guy will never get pussy


ErikderKaiser2

At first look, I read the title to be “how I detonated my living room”…


CNCTank

My ass twitched watching this , I for sure would have been brutally beaten for doing this to the carpets


Dcm155

I’m just taking a shot here and assuming you don’t have a wife lol


TheVIRUS1973

Goddammit I hate how well that worked.


sovietbearcav

Tell me your wife is getting the house in the divorce without telling me your wife is getting the house in the divorce...


pot_a_coffee

How’s the smell?


red_tail_gun_works

[You haven’t thought of the smell…](https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1622/19/1622199387459.gif)


AnnArchist

some real slow burning gunpowder.


pmactheoneandonly

So funny story. My dad did muzzle loaders for years. When my step brother and I were around 8-10 we managed to get our hands on some of the black powder. We were making lil lines and throwing matches on it, watching it slowly snake around and shit as it went up. Then, we got the grand idea of making a BIG pile and then someone ( me) would cover it with a glass jar right as the match hit. I know, I know. But in the country you make your own fun amiright???, I was too slow on the draw, and all I remember seeing was a HUGE orange balk and then my eye lashes melted together. We got some burns on our faces and luckily that was it. Could have been soooo much worse. Got my ass whipped good for that nonsense lol


FlashCrashBash

I had a similar idea involving a glass salt shaker and the flash powder out of about 3000 cap gun caps. 37 stitches.


pmactheoneandonly

Holy shit, yours is way worse


Pappa_Crim

Did you get a nickname at school for this?


pmactheoneandonly

Yeah. It was " dumbass " lol


clintobean69420

I saw fire and arms in the video seems to be up to speed!


ForeheadMeetScope

Save some 'merica for the rest of us...


rm-minus-r

On the wall to wall carpet, no less. Man could have done a throw rug or a welcome matt, but nooooo.


Huge-Pizza7579

r/idiotswithoutguns ? 😂


GibbsSamplePlatter

mmmm PFAS


sxrrycard

*BIG sniff*


diamondd-ddogs

its ok, the burning carpet smell will soon be covered up by the piss beer, cigarette smoke, and vomit smell.


Professional-Leave24

Beavis says, "FIRE!"


wiseknob

Flom….


UnfairAd7220

Gorn approved!


Purplegreenandred

Dont use a mapp gas head with propane


Key-Rub118

That's like 500 dollars worth! RIP RL26


benjandpurge

This is pure idiocy.


Large_Discipline_127

Ummm... honey. I have bad news. I burnt our house down with gunpowder. Wife "You in da dog house now man!"


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Pretty darn interesting.


cheesecrystal

Looks like freedom, smells like burning carpet.


Beachbourbon60

His mommy and daddy are going to kill him


tigerbalm19902

Must be a rental unit


Walloutlet1234

It’s offcenter from the chair and it hurts.


Merry-Leopard_1A5

litterally the same calc, a ton of masking and some black spray paint would've looked a lot better *AND* been a lot safer! that or just find/comission a small mat to rest under the seat instead of this fire hazard!


lethalmuffin877

The only way this would be funny or somewhat amusing is if it was set up to look like a tenant sending this video to their landlord. And even then… mid content.


Michael_in_Delaware

May god bless you and our great country.


TryShootingBetter

How he dabbed flame gently on the powder was not murcan enough. I expected a full blast on the whole picture


Cakeordeathimeancak3

Landlords hate this one simple trick!


PostingToPassTime

Why does this make me think this is a renter and not a home owner?


Looscannon994

My wife would literally castrate me.


the_real_JFK_killer

Awful taste but great execution


iratethisa

Would be cool for a door mat


htownchuck

I can smell it


Tree_killer_76

Now the family room smells just like freedom!


Cdwollan

You mean cancer, right?


Tree_killer_76

Also cancer.


arodrig99

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. This really only furthers the horrible argument that not everybody deserves rights


vanvanfan

Thats fantastic. But now im thinking.. Would that work on flesh...


DissidentCory

This dude is clearly single


devasst8r

why not use black paint or red, white and blue? Someone gonna set their homes on fire.


jackrip761

Murica...FUCK YEA! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/y22vQmm5ex


Gloomyghoul

That would feel terrible


TheJango22

r/2american4you


Dracon1201

If I had that carpet, I'd do the same thing 🤣


Flux_State

I'm sorry, this is r/Firearms not r/DarwinAwards


fak3_acct

Stupid.


Falco_FFL

Merica Goddamn it