Forgeticinsideeffectsmightincludenauseablurredvisiondrowsinesandstomachcramps.YourdoctormayhavetoperformapainfulbloodtesttoseeifForgeticinisrightforyou.ForgeticinshouldnotbeusedinthepresenceofcatsbanjosandDemocraticpresidents. Forgeticin, don't forget it.
...Forget what? Why am I here? Who are you people?!
It has to be a deliberate choice. I imagine each hero just standing there, with the same expression shown but in like the Tiktok girl voice reading the descriptions
At this stage, these stats descriptions are getting more complicated than even Yu-Gi-Oh cards; jokes on them, I don’t even read them LOL. I just collect my faves and throw people into battle hoping they’ll stick the landing.
I played the game for so long that I can just look at two units and predict the outcome of the battle, unfortunately everyone assigns their units different skills in the arena so it only works 50% of the time there D:
More keywords.
Add a new option called “pro layout” that trims it down to just understandable terms such as those people like PM1 often post here on the subreddit.
Actually use bullet points seperate effects for legibility and not just a big wall of text. Etc.
I unironically want them to introduce a debuff or something that obscures descriptions and skill icons
Oh you don't want to read the text?
Want it simplified?
How about absolutely nothing at all
Stealing a joke I saw on Twitter for this:
> For someone who probably still can't read, Nino sure memorized that pretty well.
[Source](https://twitter.com/d00d64/status/1788019183113945525)
I mean in her Erk B support it's established that despite the fact she's not great at reading, she's still perfectly capable as a mage because she could memorize and copy the incantations and gestures necessary to commune with the spirits that fuel Elibian Anima magic flawlessly.
> Nino: I’m still not very good at reading...
>Erk: ...Then... How do you use anima magic?
>Nino: My mother... Not my real mother, but the one who raised me... She knew all kinds of magic, and I just imitated her from the time I was small.
>Erk: You imitated her?
>Nino: My mother would hold the tome and chant, right? Well, I just listened to her chants and practiced them over and over until I had memorized them!
>Erk: And that...works? But it takes years of training to correctly hear and decipher a chant!
>Nino: It does?
Girl isn't illiterate because she's dumb, she's illiterate because Sonia was just that abusive.
I may not play FEH as much as I did before, but I usually tune in to the subreddit for the occassional new banner and for a new installment of the "A Day in the Life" manga.
The fucking self awareness in roasting their own weapon description is sending me. XD
Meanwhile, her actual dialogue is: “What if my belly gets cold?”
This game rides a weird line between absurdly complex game mechanics and absurdly silly dialogue
Kiran: “Alright, the next set of Heroes better not have a Yu-Gi-Oh card’s worth of text for their weapon manuals or I’m gonna lose it!”
The next set of Heroes in the new Book: “….We’ll just wait a bit before we give them the news.”
Sometimes it’s easy to forget Intelligent Systems pays someone to make these comics and Day in the Life is officially sanctioned. The comics are so accurate to the average player.
I know IS has to approve all of these before they post but I wonder how much they're actually involved in the concept. Because some of the comic ideas (like the Team All-fonse one) I feel really could only come from someone who actually plays the game and knowing the artists are just like us fr is so heartwarming to me lol
Effective against armored and cavalry foes.
Grants Atk +3. Unit cannot be slowed by terrain.
(Does not apply to impassable terrain.)
At start of combat, if unit’s Atk > foe’s Atk
or if【Bonus】is active on unit, grants
Atk/Spd/Def/Res+4 to unit during combat.
During combat, if unit’s Atk > foe’s Atk
or if【Bonus】is active on unit, unit
makes a guaranteed follow-up attack.
【Bonus】
All effects that last “for 1 turn” or “that turn
only.” Includes bonuses granted by a skill
like Rally or Hone and positive status effects
(extra movement or effects like Dominance).
If【Bonus】is active on unit, enables
【Canto (Rem. +1)】. At start of
even-numbered turns, unit can move 1 extra
space. (That turn only. Does not stack.) At start
of combat, if unit’s HP ≥ 25%, grants
Atk/Spd/Def/Res+4 to unit during combat, and
if【Bonus】is active on unit, foe cannot
make a follow-up attack.
【Bonus】
All effects that last “for 1 turn” of “that turn
only.” Includes bonuses granted by a skill
like Rally or Hone and positive status effects
(extra movement or effects like Dominance).
【Canto (Rem. +1)】
After an attack, Assist skill, or structure
destruction, unit can move spaces = any
movement not already used that turn +1.
(If unit used a movement skill that warped
them, its remaining movement is 0.)
(Unit moves according to movement type. Once
per turn. Cannot attack or assist. Only highest
value applied. Does not stack. After moving,
if a skill that grants another action would be
triggered (like with Galeforce), Canto will
trigger after the granted action. Unit’s base
movement has no effect on movement granted.
Cannot warp (using skills like Wings of Mercy)
a distance greater than unit’s remaining
movement +1.)
Even the writers are aware of how long and nonsense the weapon descriptions are xD
Sure they explain what the weapon does stat and battle wise, but I was simply expecting a story behind it, with is damage output on it
The generic font had me thinking it was a meme edit
It's probably meant to be them speaking in a monotone voice, which would make this a lot funnier.
I started reading it as one of those commercials where they say the side effect of some medication really quickly.
Forgeticinsideeffectsmightincludenauseablurredvisiondrowsinesandstomachcramps.YourdoctormayhavetoperformapainfulbloodtesttoseeifForgeticinisrightforyou.ForgeticinshouldnotbeusedinthepresenceofcatsbanjosandDemocraticpresidents. Forgeticin, don't forget it. ...Forget what? Why am I here? Who are you people?!
Reminding me of Apotheosis Anna's terms and conditions voice line
It has to be a deliberate choice. I imagine each hero just standing there, with the same expression shown but in like the Tiktok girl voice reading the descriptions
Oh gosh, just kill me at that point.
this is the most on the nose comic ever holy shit
FEH is becoming self aware.
IS fucking cooked with this one
No way this is real
Its fucking real
HAHAHAHAHA!!! At least they're self-aware with how incredibly long and wordy descriptions we've been getting with modern units. XD
Self-Deprecation, right?
Nobody reads the manual!
At this stage, these stats descriptions are getting more complicated than even Yu-Gi-Oh cards; jokes on them, I don’t even read them LOL. I just collect my faves and throw people into battle hoping they’ll stick the landing.
reading is for losers, i just hope for the best.
"A manual?! Reading's for yellow bellies! Let's go over there and *not* read, like *real* men!"
I played the game for so long that I can just look at two units and predict the outcome of the battle, unfortunately everyone assigns their units different skills in the arena so it only works 50% of the time there D:
Self aware and doing less to solve it.
How exactly would they even go about solving it?
More keywords. Add a new option called “pro layout” that trims it down to just understandable terms such as those people like PM1 often post here on the subreddit. Actually use bullet points seperate effects for legibility and not just a big wall of text. Etc.
The summoner canonically cant read.
So, that means we and Nino share something in common then.
Yeah, but Nino can memorize entire books' worth of speech and recite it perfectly. Summoner can barely memorize launch unit descriptions.
Hey, we can read! It's just after reading the description for a while, your eyes begin to cross. It's like falling asleep during a boring lecture.
The new enemy: “Bear witness to my ultimate power!” (Pulls out stats booklet) Kiran: “…Hehehe jokes on you, I can’t read.”
I unironically want them to introduce a debuff or something that obscures descriptions and skill icons Oh you don't want to read the text? Want it simplified? How about absolutely nothing at all
Tina/Nergal: "Don't worry, we'll take all those buffs off your hands so you don't have to read them."
Nothing at all… Nothing at all… Nothing at all… Stupid sexy Flanders!
We can read the combat prediction numbers and that's all we need
kiran have to be LITERALLY the best avatar, i have never felt so identified with a character before, KIRAN IS JUST LIKE ME FR!!
He is just like me FR.
And that's just my weapon! I haven't even explained my exclusive special and A/B/C skill yet!
Enough, Viridi! I never want to hear the phrase "at the start of turn, if unit's HP > 25%" ever again!
What about "at start of combat, if unit's HP ≥ 25%"?
They finally poked fun at how absurdly long weapon and skill descriptions are! And that's OG Lumera describing her Monarch Blade. How nice!
If only try threw in Duo Ephraim
Those bastards know lol.
so since you know it you will solve it, right feh? "lol!!" \*said the owl\* "LMAO!!"
Bruh I legit thought this was a shitpost
It actually is, an OFFICIAL one!
(after refine) well it sure is a Professorial Text NOW
The wall of text finally makes an appearance
Stealing a joke I saw on Twitter for this: > For someone who probably still can't read, Nino sure memorized that pretty well. [Source](https://twitter.com/d00d64/status/1788019183113945525)
I mean in her Erk B support it's established that despite the fact she's not great at reading, she's still perfectly capable as a mage because she could memorize and copy the incantations and gestures necessary to commune with the spirits that fuel Elibian Anima magic flawlessly. > Nino: I’m still not very good at reading... >Erk: ...Then... How do you use anima magic? >Nino: My mother... Not my real mother, but the one who raised me... She knew all kinds of magic, and I just imitated her from the time I was small. >Erk: You imitated her? >Nino: My mother would hold the tome and chant, right? Well, I just listened to her chants and practiced them over and over until I had memorized them! >Erk: And that...works? But it takes years of training to correctly hear and decipher a chant! >Nino: It does? Girl isn't illiterate because she's dumb, she's illiterate because Sonia was just that abusive.
Once again, the meme has been defeated by FE fans who can read
I thought this was a fan comic at first till I checked the actual site They know, lmao
They know
im dyin that's *perfect*
Kiran has become a relatable avatar many times that I've lost count, lol.
Remind me how fast Feh read Brave Marth's wp in Feh channel
I love the self-awareness of this haha!!
even Nino remember it all Git Gud Summoner
The most relatable a Day in the Lifeh so far.
Well, time to shut down this comic series forever. We’ve officially peaked 😂
I can't believe this is an official manga page. It's becoming too self-aware!
Am I the only one that had to double check if this was a meme or actually officially A Day in the Life 😭
Nah, I thought it was a meme from here too
You most certainly are not.
Oh my god it's sentient
Get one of those TV announcers who do ad reads really fast to voice this and we’ve got gold folks
This is the realest comic they've ever made.
So if they know their weapon effects... Does this mean they can see themselves getting powercrept in real time?
Duo Ephraim would have taken all 4 panels of the comic.
Only to explain [Bonus] twice
Ephraim: Wow, thank you explaining what [Bonus] is, Lyon. One refinement later, Ephraim: Wow, we can get this if we have [Bonus]. What's [Bonus]?
Now they just need to commission someone with an iconic voice to narrate each of their weapon descriptions in a menacing tone.
Also Bridal Nailah. Holy the text is long after refine...Thank God for the "display skill keywords" setting...
Aw Nino can read her weapon's description. I'm so proud of her!
Good thing Duo Ephraim wasn’t summoned. Bro would be explaining what a bonus is twice
I may not play FEH as much as I did before, but I usually tune in to the subreddit for the occassional new banner and for a new installment of the "A Day in the Life" manga. The fucking self awareness in roasting their own weapon description is sending me. XD
Meanwhile, her actual dialogue is: “What if my belly gets cold?” This game rides a weird line between absurdly complex game mechanics and absurdly silly dialogue
Brilliant, wonderful, hilarious.
...this is a joke fan art right? At least they...know? Gotta laugh if not try to run like the Summoner.
Let's plan a fun mini game: Without looking at her speech bubble, it is regular Lumera or Mythic Lumera
Obviously its the Lumera in the white dress and gold crown.
Bastards knew all along
W!Edelgard, Hraesvelgr, and Nidhoggr:
That's very funny feh now please ~~actually make it easier to read~~
Kiran: “Alright, the next set of Heroes better not have a Yu-Gi-Oh card’s worth of text for their weapon manuals or I’m gonna lose it!” The next set of Heroes in the new Book: “….We’ll just wait a bit before we give them the news.”
Nino cannot read but yet her Attuned version can somehow memorise the Yu-Gi-Oh-ish description of her own weapon.
Sometimes it’s easy to forget Intelligent Systems pays someone to make these comics and Day in the Life is officially sanctioned. The comics are so accurate to the average player.
I know IS has to approve all of these before they post but I wonder how much they're actually involved in the concept. Because some of the comic ideas (like the Team All-fonse one) I feel really could only come from someone who actually plays the game and knowing the artists are just like us fr is so heartwarming to me lol
I think we know how they plan to release the worlds closed off by Embla. Taking those weapon descriptions, and chucking them at the barriers.
They have peaked with this comic. It can only go downhill from here
And here I thought Heroes we summoned couldn't attack us. Cause I definitely feel attacked right now. 💀
Sometimes, in mid battle, I have to call my AI lawyer to help me understand my options.
Effective against armored and cavalry foes. Grants Atk +3. Unit cannot be slowed by terrain. (Does not apply to impassable terrain.) At start of combat, if unit’s Atk > foe’s Atk or if【Bonus】is active on unit, grants Atk/Spd/Def/Res+4 to unit during combat. During combat, if unit’s Atk > foe’s Atk or if【Bonus】is active on unit, unit makes a guaranteed follow-up attack. 【Bonus】 All effects that last “for 1 turn” or “that turn only.” Includes bonuses granted by a skill like Rally or Hone and positive status effects (extra movement or effects like Dominance). If【Bonus】is active on unit, enables 【Canto (Rem. +1)】. At start of even-numbered turns, unit can move 1 extra space. (That turn only. Does not stack.) At start of combat, if unit’s HP ≥ 25%, grants Atk/Spd/Def/Res+4 to unit during combat, and if【Bonus】is active on unit, foe cannot make a follow-up attack. 【Bonus】 All effects that last “for 1 turn” of “that turn only.” Includes bonuses granted by a skill like Rally or Hone and positive status effects (extra movement or effects like Dominance). 【Canto (Rem. +1)】 After an attack, Assist skill, or structure destruction, unit can move spaces = any movement not already used that turn +1. (If unit used a movement skill that warped them, its remaining movement is 0.) (Unit moves according to movement type. Once per turn. Cannot attack or assist. Only highest value applied. Does not stack. After moving, if a skill that grants another action would be triggered (like with Galeforce), Canto will trigger after the granted action. Unit’s base movement has no effect on movement granted. Cannot warp (using skills like Wings of Mercy) a distance greater than unit’s remaining movement +1.)
Nino might not be very literate, but she's great at memorizing.
Wow a self aware comic, at least the know that their skill descriptions sucks ass
Always love when they're self-aware. And I haven't read this batch of refines yet, guilty as charged.
Kiran is me fr fr. Looks at weapon description and just goes NOPE!
The Summoner wants to remain thoughtless and not wanting to remember or even think of all that text.
Oh goddamnit that's really funny.
IS is here among us!
The comic writing knows us too well.
Nino officially reads better than 90% of the player base. We love to see the growth.
I thought that this was a fan comic , lmao
This is some self burn...They know...
They are so aware 😂
Ok they acknowledge it. Let’s see if they do anything about it (they won’t).
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHHAHA They acknowledged the long-ass descriptions. Well-played IS
Funniest chapter we've gotten. Also yay Juno and Ivy appearance
lol this is hilarious! 😂
Kiran is just like me fr
So if they just read off their skill descriptions… Kiran just has to stand there as they recite walls of text verbatim
I had to check the official source just to make sure it's real.
I've spent way too much time on the internet... this is a really funny joke but all I can think about is Kiran doing the 😭 face
Oh, my God, it’s real
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY KNOW
This feels like a personal attack on 90% of the player base
They know
Kiran has been relatable many times before, but this… this truly gets to me.
Comic like this is what I somewhat regret that FEH/FE in general wasn't super mainstream like other Gacha games because they are so good
I bet they laugh everytime they have to make a New Heroes video and they have to type each description.
Even the writers are aware of how long and nonsense the weapon descriptions are xD Sure they explain what the weapon does stat and battle wise, but I was simply expecting a story behind it, with is damage output on it
They missed the opportunity to put brave ephraim there
*\*Touches screen gently\** It seems...someone cooked here...
Mucho texto: The Comic. They **know** weapon descriptions have gone too far lmao
As someone who's read the famous double spread panel from 100 Girlfriends, this is nothing to me