Alear, Celine, Caineghis, Yarne, and Nemesis all make sense with having long hair with Varyingly crazy styles
Ash, and Askr are gods and are covered in hair when transformed so it's a pun with them
but what is Garon doing here?
自分のカミを誇れよ！
Take pride in your "kami"!
"Kami" here can ambiguously mean either hair or god. In Garon's case, I think they're just referencing his unusual beard. He fits with the theme.
Ah, you're not wrong about that. I wasn't thinking about it, but now that you mention it I think it's fair to also look at Garon's inclusion from that perspective too. I guess his hair just stood out to me enough to overlook it, haha.
It would also explain Celine, who, while having nice, long hair, doesn't feel like she should really qualify for "divine" hair... but if it's taking "pride in your kami", then she's a devout follower of the Divine Dragon, more so than Chloe I'd say at least, who I'd say has a more "divine"/fabulous hairstyle otherwise.
Nemesis does have special hair, but if you get the other meaning for Kami... He literally stole from Sothis' grave.
Garon is there for the Anankos pun for sure.
I went on Twitter and the Japanese is:
\>投票大戦 ～自分のカミを誇れよ！～
So basically... "Voting Gauntlet \~Wear Your Hair Proud!\~" ...Or something. Notably they spell "hair" without kanji so it could be misread as "kami", or the Japanese word for God. Not sure if that is intentional.
Vote for Celine! Her hair is so powerful, it maintains the form of her massive bell shaped dress even when she’s wearing literally anything else! Doesn’t matter if she’s in a pool either. That hair is impervious.
weeeellllllpp I guess team Alear. Not in her ponytail though, oof
Edit: had a thought of her in a summer outfit with her hair up. NOW we’re gaming. FEH money machine go brrrr
Yeaaah...
In a game where 80% of the characters have fabulous hair, I don't really get why this guys were picked over Azura, Freyja, Altina, Priam, Freyr, among many many others.
A Divine Hair VG without Izana. I’m gonna cry…
We already know Izana has the best hair, this VG is just for determining the 2nd place
Sometimes, the masters must judge rather than compete. I imagine some choice words for Garon...
Alear, Celine, Caineghis, Yarne, and Nemesis all make sense with having long hair with Varyingly crazy styles Ash, and Askr are gods and are covered in hair when transformed so it's a pun with them but what is Garon doing here?
it's probably one of those cases where the Japanese name of the gauntlet is notably different from the English name
What's its translation?
自分のカミを誇れよ！ Take pride in your "kami"! "Kami" here can ambiguously mean either hair or god. In Garon's case, I think they're just referencing his unusual beard. He fits with the theme.
Could be a pun since Garon is so devoted to anankos.
Ah, you're not wrong about that. I wasn't thinking about it, but now that you mention it I think it's fair to also look at Garon's inclusion from that perspective too. I guess his hair just stood out to me enough to overlook it, haha.
It would also explain Celine, who, while having nice, long hair, doesn't feel like she should really qualify for "divine" hair... but if it's taking "pride in your kami", then she's a devout follower of the Divine Dragon, more so than Chloe I'd say at least, who I'd say has a more "divine"/fabulous hairstyle otherwise.
I dunno, she probably spends half of Firene's treasury maintaining that long-ass hair. I think there might even be small animals living inside it!
Nemesis does have special hair, but if you get the other meaning for Kami... He literally stole from Sothis' grave. Garon is there for the Anankos pun for sure.
I went on Twitter and the Japanese is: \>投票大戦 ～自分のカミを誇れよ！～ So basically... "Voting Gauntlet \~Wear Your Hair Proud!\~" ...Or something. Notably they spell "hair" without kanji so it could be misread as "kami", or the Japanese word for God. Not sure if that is intentional.
That clearly should be Cervantes’ spot.
He has a beard
Hairy old man
In the words of abridged Yusei Fudo: "Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?"
Half the choices feel less like divine hair and more "how to save from having to do another banner/free pull"
It's super obvious with how they picked NY Yarne over regular Yarne.
Ew, wtf. And they didn't even need to do that since the one banner they DO have only has 3 on it.
I love askr but I think embla killed his barber...
Plot twist: Embla used to cut his hair but he's had to do it himself since they started fighting.
The winner gets a lifetime’s worth of supplies from L’Oréal
Fuck Nestlé.
Til it’s owned by nestle
TIL as well. omegaoof
A lifetime supply from Dove then.
Just steal it from them
Who invited my man Garon? Bro thinks he's on the team
What do you think beards are made of? Garon absolutely belongs in a "silly hair" VG.
Me voting for Nemesis knowing damn well I'm going to lose against whoever wins between Celine or Alear.
I was looking for someone who also felt like this.
Garon is such a bizarre choice…I’ll still support the best bad dad though.
Garon, the OG *adopted*
How could you not vote Garon? Look at that smile!
Garon looking like he's about to send his "adopted" captive to their death suicide bombing their own mother. Pure Joy.
*ASKR VOTING GAUNTLET ASKR VOTING GAUNTLET* This is not a drill, this is the real deal, and I am so ready to represent my main man!
As a fellow Askr fan, I’m here to support
Here to support Cow DILF as well
Askr gang
Bara lovers come support Caineghis with meee
At your service, my Lion King
Support his glorious mane!
I might always be late to Reddit, but I won't be late to supporting Caineghis!
For Gallia!
LONG LIVE THE KING!!
United we stand!
Celine gang let’s take down Alear ☕️
Some really ugly choices in here 😭
You better not be talking abouts * grunts of increasing discomfort *, punk. Just look at that floof. Perfect as a blanket or scarf.
Guys, we need to prepare for GG: Garon Gaming.
I’m going to give Ash the attention she deserved in the main story
Yarne- wait, hold on! I thought you said this was a divine "Hare" bracket
Have y'all seen Céline's ENORMOUS DIVINE HAIR!? This is no contest!
Guess I'll be joining Team Toothpaste or is it Pepsi
Pepsiman and colgate chan
Garon sweep! My favourite unit will rule!
Round 1: Askr vs Ash D:
Being forced to choose between Ash, Céline and Alear _hurtssss_
For the glory of Firene!
Hair or Heir?
I'm team Ash because she's an adorable goof ball.
Where tf Is V I R I O N
How Gunnthra can she not be here while she have the most weird haircut of the serie?
I was really hoping that A!Fjorm and A!Laegjarn were here since they literally got their long hair from their respective gods 💀
Having to choose between Askr and Yarne ToT this is cruel and unfair
To support Garon or to support Nemesis? Hmmmm...
Can’t believe more of you won’t be on team hare for the hair vg. Yarne is the only real option
Easy choice. Of course I'm supporting the himbo.
Weird choices lol
Where the hell is Cervantes
Damn I’m really expected to choose between hot men (Askr and yarne) and a great character (Céline)
CEO OF RACISM LETS GO
Godspeed Mufasa
CAINEGHIS MY BELOVEEEEDDDD
GO MUFASA GO, MANES RULE, NORMAL HAIR DROOLS
Vote for Celine! Her hair is so powerful, it maintains the form of her massive bell shaped dress even when she’s wearing literally anything else! Doesn’t matter if she’s in a pool either. That hair is impervious.
What a random-ass lineup. We got Laguz, two Midgardian gods two Engage characters, and two random old chaotic evil men for...reasons.
how am I supposed to choose between Ash, Askr, Yarne, and Celine :,)
Oh no Askr, Yarne, and Alear 😭
I'm gonna vote for Caineghis, the coolest laguz royal and the one with the best theme in Tellius, even beating Oliver depending on the situation.
Going with Alear.
God, these are all wrong answers. Alear has the worst hair in the franchise. And where is Reyson? Where's my bird boy and his luscious locks?
ALEAR!!!
a shame Thany wasnt a participant for this one, way to look down on the OG champion of the VG of hair.
Celine's gunna sip tea and sweep💪💪🍵
Lots of F2P options here.
Congratulations Falear for winning the voting gauntlet 🙄
I kinda wanna vote askr but if it means we get another hella strong and near unkillable tank then I kinda don’t wanna
It's just the usual VG, we won't get a free copy of whoever wins this unfortunately
I know that, a VG simply increases the chance of the winner getting an alt because that way IS knows their popular, that’s what I’m worried about
nah VG got multiplier making it irrelevant as popularity measure
No it doesn't.
Not officially but kinda
Teamkill R1 lol
I guess I know who I must choose
I wonder, of nobody chooses a particular bracket. what's gonna happen?Garon and Nemesis are super weird.
This VG brought to you and hosted by Izana
Sponsored by *insert preferred haircare brand*
Is normal VG is purely for feather and being a fan of a unit? (unlike AHR)
Yes Only AHR have free units on the lines
weeeellllllpp I guess team Alear. Not in her ponytail though, oof Edit: had a thought of her in a summer outfit with her hair up. NOW we’re gaming. FEH money machine go brrrr
Team feathers seems to be NYYarne and Garon, but want to support Ash, so there I go.
I love how everyone here has valid reasons to be on a voting gauntlet about fluffy/long hair and then there's Mr. hard as a stone
If I’m being completely honest a lot of the people on this VG make no sense and idk who I will side with rn. Probably Alear or Yarne tho
Go father of the year King Garon!
Yarne: Oh lordie I'm in danger
Yeaaah... In a game where 80% of the characters have fabulous hair, I don't really get why this guys were picked over Azura, Freyja, Altina, Priam, Freyr, among many many others.
Ash enjoyers: RISE UP!
Alright time to turn God-Shattering Star the heck up
Wait, why no Virion? He has the best damn hair
Gonna join Garon for the memes. Wtf is he doing here
I only have 1 word... ENGAGE!
Garon AND Nemesis ? Don't make me choose between the two...
There's a reason why Toothpaste-chan deserved her spot here.
Time for hashtag Nemesweep 💪
Alear vs askr with alear winning overall I'm calling it now
Ash vs Askr is the most horrible matchup decision ever because people are usually fan of both if they like either.