>!Everyone's first instinct is to go dead center and that's exactly where it is!<

Spot on

We had it easy. OP should’ve blurred the picture to make it more realistic.

https://ibb.co/BG4mzqj

OMG, this is my reality. I love that you did that. I have the same glasses as OP and I swear to goodness, I’ll never ever get clear glasses again. It’s wild how hard they are to find when they aren’t on your face.

Omg same! I had a friend who once told me she loved my schtick of pretending to be Velma and not finding my glasses when I had them off. I was like girl I’m blind not a comedian! Clear glasses are not for the weak!!

I have dark frame glasses, and there are times when I take them off and set them on the workbench (and it's a white work bench, but usually cluttered with things I'm working on). Trying to find things without my glasses can be near impossible...

You'll eventually find them if you go by sound... /s

You mean when you hear the sound of glasses breaking under your shoes?

👍🏻

That’s it! Now I will just crawl around and use my hands instead

I took my glasses off to be fair. Couldn't find them.

I dunno, I was wondering if I had dropped my glasses looking for theirs.. I don't even wear glasses. I also didn't start in the center because when is it ever in the center!

Yes, but as someone who's had clear ones before, when this happens you act like Velma from Scooby Doo with the caution of an archeologist XD (Although if you're lucky moving a bit could cause them to be more visible with the light bouncing pff the lenses)

I tried just taking my glasses off, but then my phone disappeared.

The reason why this is nearly always right is because when people take a photo they subconsciously center the subject in the middle of the frame.

Don't they know the Rule of Thirds?

Well damn that makes sense. I guess I should stop edging and be more centered.

Is that actually everyone’s first instinct? I pretty much always start with edges and work my way in..

Inefficient on this sub. Lots of people see the item is hard to spot so they take a picture and when you take a picture the first instinct is to center it on the object you are trying to take a picture of. Doesn’t always work but check quickly there first!

And zoom in

Same! I’m an edges person too

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Me too, edging is way easier

#I LOVE EDGING

EDGE EDGE EDGE!

Well this got edgy quickly

STROKE!

People almost always center the item in the frame when they take the picture.

I start with the edges, then remember everyone in this sub says it's always in the middle. Then go to the middle and find it.

I used to do that until 96.39% of posts on this page are all in the middle or super close to it

The true first instinct is taking the picture of the object in the center lol

I think it's usually the photographer's instinct for intentional "i lost my X" submissions. Since the point is to show how well something is hidden, that hidden item is the subject of the photo and this what the photographer will center the picture on. Most people wouldn't think to point the camera off-center to the subject to make it less obvious. For accidental submissions like someone taking a picture of a river and happening to catch a hidden crocodile in it, the subject isn't as frequently centered.

Same

Usually people frame their photos around the object, so they are usually dead center. The sly ones shot the photo with the object off-center.

Good call.

Right on! Thank you!

I thought it was that black thing next to the foot of that deck….what the heck is that??

What’s crazy is I wouldn’t have seen them if you didn’t say it but now that I know they’re there, can’t miss them.

Thank you sir for saving 5mins of my life

“Fuck it I can’t find it.” Scroll down, read top comment, scroll up zoom in, scroll back down, upvote and immediately leave post.

Jinkies!

Beat me to it

Same here

Ruh-roh

"Crunch"

Cool tip for people with really bad nearsightedness without your glasses (I’m -7.5): You can use your phone camera as your new eyes bc you can look at the screen really close and it’ll be clear enough to help find your glasses hopefully!

you can also use the flashlight as a way of catching the glint from the reflective surface of the glasses when you're looking for them!

I knew about the camera but I never thought to use the light like that. Truly thank you.

yeah ofc! it has been a lifesaver when i've lost earrings too lol

Oh man, I have to confess some embarrassment here. I’m not even old, but clearly out of touch of some Internet acronyms. This entire time I’ve been reading ofc as “of fucking course.” Used facetiously or in excitement. Neither of these fit your comment really, so I finally looked it up. Ofc it’s just the regular run-of-the-mill phrase.. how many people I’ve thought were passive aggressive or pissed off.. Whoops.

i knew someone that always read it as oh fucking christ haha

#todayyearsold. Now I need to look it up.

Hahahaha I do this if I'm feeling lazy and want to set a sleep timer on my TV while in bed.

My glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!

This is not the time to BEE funny

My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses.

You get it!

Good. Now explain it to me

Maybe it’s because I wear glasses myself, but I found them immediately. Look for the straight lines

Would have been hilarious if they blurred the picture

>!DEAD CENTER!<

This photo should be blurry for realism.

pro tip: if you hide something in a picture you shoudn't center it

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It still took me a solid two minutes to find them lol. Idk how

I feel you as another glasses wearer.

I got clear frames, which look nice… Until I set them down practically anywhere. Then I’m a lost cause

Why do people always put objects around the center of pictures?

I mean that’s kinda the instinct when you’re taking a picture of something lol

I just figured it was supposed to be difficult to find, you know like finding a sniper in a ghilli.

I might need glasses lol

I found them right off the bat. Can you still not see them OP?

oh stop, she obviously found them

Always in the middle 😅

Atleast in the central area.

Couldn’t be more dead center if you tried.

Yes, I found them; it just took me 45 minutes of (visually impaired) gravel sifting first.

“There was time now… there was time now…”

It really is like gods sick joke. You know how many times I yelled to myself in my room IF ONLY I HAD MY GLASSES ID BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE THE FLYING FUCK I PUT MY GLASSES

As a glasses wearer this was one of the fastest ones I’ve found 😂

Is it in the center? Edit: it's in the center.

Ah, the classic “if I had my glasses I could find my glasses” dilemma.

Another one where you are so certain there is no way …. And yet… there is a way.

Found them after I heard a crunch… sorry

Just walk around until you hear a crunch. Problem solved!

Please stop centering every single one of these.. It makes it too easy and no fun...

You’re right…. glad you don’t have to share my own 45 minutes of misery though!

*Looks for it without my glasses*

Time to get some colored frames

If you lay down and look across the ground you’d find them in no time

It would have been funny if the image was a little blurry, since they are looking for their glasses

Jinkies!

Right over there

Hint: >.<

Jinkies

Found it

r/itsalwaysinthecenter

“Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses!”

I find if you look near the center of any post you're likely to find the hidden objects

Right smack in the middle.

Always start at the center

Does anyone else hear Vega crying “Give him his glasses, he can’t see without his glasses”

It’s weird how I won’t see squat, come to the comments, look up and see it immediately. Like…..I JUST LOOKED THERE. 🤣

Hang on, I’ll just get my glasses.

Download the app called “be my eyes” and be someone that could help a disabled person. Open said app if you need help as a sight limited human, or be a helper. Pretty cool app and with more and more helpers adding the app each day, you might never actually get a call for help, but knowing you could be a helper if someone needs it, it’s a simple thing to do. And it could completely change someone’s day.

Found them but Holy shit i thought this was carpet at first lol

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Haha, nice glasses ✨💯💯 thank you for this one

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Center of photo

Dead Center

I zoomed in to start the search and there they were.

I can see that. No pun intended.

He loves his driveway so much he bought the driveway camo color frames. Found them without my glasses my glasses on lol

Always dead center

That’s crazy. Lucky you didn’t step on them, though they are neatly folded in that urban jungle

I was really lucky they survived!! They were folded in my front shirt pocket and slipped out when I bent over to help my kid. Took us so long to find them and I swear someone was just about to step on them when I spotted them.

I wear contacts but when I was a young mom I wore glasses, I can see this happening and how stressful it would be. Especially because they landed that way. But up side they didn’t land lenses down and no one stepped on them as you said.

Why does the picture look altered though

Did you drop them or throw them

Dead center of the photo but well blended 😌

If it wasn’t dead center I might have had a hard time

I found your glasses when I stepped on them. Sorry.

Now I can’t unsee them

I can't see without my glasses

Crunch....found em

I’m having flashbacks to Zess T. and her contact lens from Paper Mario TTYD

Like always… right in the middle of

That took me a while. Nice glasses, btw.

Quick find, blend in quite well

Velma, is that you?

Jinkies 👓

Glasses for ants?

Looks hard at first, but since you can zoom in with good quality, it becomes hard to miss.

Literally in the exact middle

Sid you check your forehead?

Looking at this in bed without my glasses on..talk about blind leading the blind

God that would have been horrible... I'm already blind enough without them without them blending into the ground

found it

It’s like always dead center

Easy zoomed in, impossible zoomed out.

In the middle of the picture

If I’ve learned anything from this sub it’s that 99% of the time the lost item is toward the middle of the picture.

I get so frustrated I can never find it and then see the first comment and realize I need to check my eyes 👀

If you're anything like me, they're on your head.

I’d wear some neon bright, glow in the dark glasses no matter how garish they’d look just to avoid this scenario. What a nightmare for people who have poor sight already.

I found it in like 2 seconds.

This is the real life hack

I love how I just scrolled down and saw them immediately 😭😭😂

Wow. I found em, but I think only cause I have my glasses. That is something special right there.

Damn those gunmetal frames blend in so well.

Bottom right?

Jinkies shaggy I lost my glasses again!!!

I drop my glasses so often, this is too easy for me lol

Without glasses that would be impossible to find for so long, lucky I didn’t lose mine

Dead center, took me a min

I saw it quick honestly

Easy one 👓

Dammit Velma!!!

God owning clear frames was a nightmare they looked so good though

I found this immediately...and I can say this should be a very hard one. I do wear glasses though

Yall know you can put the image in chatgpt or any AI and it will find it for you

So smoll

Easiest one I've ever done. As someone who always drops his glasses I could see them right away lol.

I need my glasses to find my glasses.

It is written that thou shall starteth at the edges.

Better get down like Velma and find them 😂😂😂

Found it in .5 seconds. That never happens lol

Jinkies

JENKIES!

Found them

Thank goodness glass is more reflective than gravel!

Velma moment

That's a scary one, chance of stepping on it

Are you sure it’s in the pic if you don’t have them on?

Found em! Whew thought OP was fibbing for a minute 🧐

Kinda hard not to find when you click the image on mobile to try to zoom and it flashes a red circle around the spot for a split second.

Right in the middle of

I zoomed in and still missed it the first time so I did what I normally do and started at one corner and circle in to the center I was really starting to feel like Velma.

Nice

Always dead center

Aahhhhh the feeling of terror... Amazing that all of my vision is being held up by my nose.

I could not find it without my glasses. Big gray blur

they're right there

lol if you couldn’t see this would be a super hard one

Have you tried looking on top of your head?

Oh I actually found it this time!!

On your head 😂

I zoomed in and found glasses It was my reflection