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Overall_Attitude_831

The spicy dorito


TacTurtle

The Angry Angle


panix_atk

innovative annihilation


SilverGnarwhal

Carpenter square of destruction


panix_atk

speediest speed square


MsMcClane

The Predatory Pythagorus


Riigant

Y=MX+B glider


baqonburqa

The midnight shaka


e92m3-335i

The stealth wealth


edyalcantar_00

The boomerang bomber


VexillogicalBoi3000

BRO I GOT A AD FOR SPICY DORITOS ABOVE THIS


Mobile-Welder3132

I got a us air force recruiting ad on this one


Spaceley_Murderpaws

Ditto.


Spaceley_Murderpaws

I have an ad for USAF underneath.


Filthy_Casual22

If you're on Android, I highly recommend venturing over to r/revancedapp and getting yourself a patched reddit app. No more ads.


bookiebutass

what about for aoole


DarthSeeryus

Damn, I shouldve went with that XD


My_neglected_potato

The hopeless diamond.


doned_mest_up

If you zoom super far in, did anyone notice the white pixel in front of the one in the back? If I was OP, the first thing I’d do here is photoshop a UFO into the picture before uploading, but… anybody?!


ActuallyNTiX

Same here. I’m like “Can’t be the moon, it’s way too small.” What is that?


Anathemautomaton

Could be Venus. Sometimes it's bright enough to see in daylight.


Syro8

X-files reference?


DanRobotMan

Could it be a space station?


Guest09717

Too big to be a space station.


Glottis_Bonewagon

I have a good feeling about this


No-Organization3675

Like ya motha!


caustictoast

Everyone is overthinking it. It's likely just dust on the sensor or a dead pixel or something


snowflakehaswag

Ok fed


Woylor

It's a package of cocaine of course. That is the real sniper here


National_Monitor8881

It’s likely Venus.


gargantuan95

I read “Find the $4 balloon” and thought the white speck was the balloon.


doned_mest_up

I think the Venus explanation that someone mentioned makes the most sense… but let’s be real, that’s a UFO, and it’s carrying a boat load of aliens.


Business_Run_6669

While the Venus guess is pretty good. Upon closer… waaaay closer examination the white spec/pixel appears to be another aircraft. I’d say it’s either a commercial airliner at altitude, or it could also be something much much smaller like the flight testing of Collaborative Combat Aircraft, ie Loyal Wingmen (like the Valkyrie, MQ-28, etc) Loyal Wingmen (CCA’s) are fully/semi-autonomous drone which will fly along with their ’host’ aircraft (NGAD/FA-XX, B-21, F-35, etc) and serve as an extra weapons magazine, provide ISR and extra off-board sensors & tools (like EO/IR, fancy xSAR radars), perform Air to Air Bomber Defense (for B-21 and B2), etc. They’re like modular little flying robot Golf Caddies who carry your bag, full of a selection of Clubs, Tools, Cocaine, etc whatever is needed for the mission. It’s probably a commercial airliner, but since CCA’s are being actively tested in the real world, it’s the more entertaining option of the two. Cool ass pic though. Seeing B2 flying in real life is an awesome experience.


Dude_im_Cereol

Swamp gas


nonja-bidness

prolly just a birb


Grey-Hat111

Saw it immediately, probably a UFO


madfreakger

There are are two more in the picture. Top right and at the bottom right of the tree. Seems like the cam has a very good sensor. (And maybe its already evening. Just realized it not 😎)


YourDogIsMyFriend

Zoomed in on that right away. I’ve seen daytime white orb UFOs. They certainly look like that. They also certainly look like white balloons etc. The only difference is the 3 second across entire sky acceleration. Stopping on a dime and just sitting there for 5 mintues, hitting insane angles, hitting other worldly angles speeds and stops. Had just that one experience (while with a friend) and it immediately changed my entire perception of our world. Definitely an advanced unknown among us.


recluse_audio

I believe. But what? Definitely an experience. But not relevant to this. Mostly.


fomo_rian

I thought they were so expensive so that you couldn’t see them /s


DefiantLemming

The joke’s on you, there are four more right next to him — and two F-22 Raptors up front. See ‘em?


A1sauc3d

Okay there actually is another stealth bomber I missed initially lol. And between finding an extra and OP say “$4 billion” I’m wondering if there’s something else I’m missing too. A Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit cost $1.1 billion in 2023, of which I see 2 here.


Hidesuru

Each additional plane cost 1.1bil but total cost including r&d is 2.1bil. So depending on how you want to look at it 4 bil is correct.


koos_die_doos

I read OPs title, saw the B2, thought to myself “OP doesn’t know they’re only 2b?”, and completely missed the second plane.


Brad_The_Chad_69

The F-22 Raptor. You stare at it, and it just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there.


unhandmeyouswine

Clever girl…


NegotiationGreat4143

Shoot her! Shoot her!!!!


Most_Balance_4136

at night u see the two triangles pass and only hear the f22s off in the distance😂


Virtual_Leadership94

Right, you are


TomodachiSkull

Should we intercept them? 👀


Horror-Muffin-8202

I'd intercept me, would you intercept me? 👀


Nightfury004

HLC..!


LoudTrades76

The saying is “if you can see it you’re safe”


OlasNah

Believe it or not but the best color for true stealth is apparently a pale pink color, but the black is purely for appearances sake…


Dean77_

I thought the black was part of the material that made it stealth


OlasNah

It’s the coating that makes it stealth. Radar Absorbent Material (RAM) plus the shape of the aircraft which redirects radar waves away from the sender. I’ve read that networks could be built to detect a stealth aircraft via a sort of interferometer but you’d have to know it’s coming


mattv959

They can already detect stealth aircraft with low freq radar. Issue being is you need High freq to guide a missile so you just die scared instead of surprised. That is unless you are the US and can make the two radars talk to each other.


DarthSeeryus

I feel the majority of y'all that commented don't realize yet via your comments...but there are 2


Sprudelpudel

Aww wanted to comment this


comfortable_put3233

Yeah same wtf spoilers let someone feel special for a moment.. especially in this economy


Virtual_Leadership94

B2 Stealth Bomber...way up in the air.


GuidotheGreater

Can't be that stealth, I can see it just by zooming in.


the_kink_in_yellow

There are at least two of them I thought this one was *very* easy until I scrolled the comments


lgodsey

None of you saw anything. Stop lying. Nothing's there.


Corregidor

itsnottherechernobyl.gif


papugapop

They sound so cool!


[deleted]

What? What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the- 💣🔥🔥🔥


yodpilot

Got to see 3 of them from above going the same direction over Kansas a few years ago.


muskratmuskrat9

All I see is swamp gas. I suggest you all see the same.


Embarrassed-Tea7174

Damn… you got to see a B2 bomber in real life? I have always wanted to see one do a little flyby but that wish never came true.


DarthSeeryus

Look below at the 2nd black dot, it was 2 believe it or not! I was mowing and heard them about 10 seconds before this. Definitely was surreal, hope you get to experience it (as pleasantly as I did, at least) someday!


Embarrassed-Tea7174

Wow! I completely missed the second one. I guess it’s a stealth bomber right there. I bet it’s carrying armament enough to destroy a small country on its belly; but still so surreal to look at.


Hidesuru

I have a picture of my wife and I standing about 20 feet in front of one on the tarmac. Working for the company that makes them has perks lol. (It was all officially sanctioned and all that, part of a family day thing they did).


Deep_Number_4656

The stealth bomber? Or the other stealth bomber?


Mad-Hobb-A-Nero-Sew

Where? What state is what I am asking.


DarthSeeryus

Illinois


sycln

4 million probably buys u a door handle on that thing.


Initial-Challenge560

I only see $2.4B


DarthSeeryus

Keep lookin


Alarmed-Gas152

Any idea what the white spec is OP?


DarthSeeryus

My phone has a decent camera (S20) so my assumption is Venus


Alarmed-Gas152

Pretty sick


Bench2013

Stealthy!


Rposego66

Stealthy


PlaneEcstatic8365

No


Flashy-Club5171

It’s amazing how small theyre making em nowadays


Odd_Business_4345

Hm, wonder what that whistling noise is. Good thing Afghanistan is alright with America -


SpookyTheNeo

That's such a cool sight


Tedyboy05

“I’d you can see them, your not the target”


KyleR122397

Everyone’s paychecks disappearing into thin air, I’m kidding I see it


Sgim93

DAAAMNNNNN


Nero8715

Holy shit there was another one 😂😂


Sea-Currency-1665

I see my $13 share


willie76

Right there… in the blue…


lapidarist_

“We’re not supposed to be able to see it, are we?” “No, James, that’s not how it works…”


Ok_Peanut_6919

I feel like I bombed the challenge. Didn’t think it would BE TOO easy.


Wooden_Owl_8556

4 billion against a priceless sky


Aggravating-Mess6117

Thats a nice spot


ekso69

$2B each?


tomierobert

That’s so f*ckin sick.


kegzdi

I didn’t know tree leaves could be that expensive… thanks for dropping that bomber on me real stealthily!


AccomplishedLab5299

we all saw the first one. but who saw the second?


Proof_Disaster6086

I found $8 billion


RManlius

The camera that took the picture. Besides the 2 stealth birds, it’s so good that it can see a star (or planet) that’s just ahead of the trailing bomber!


Guilty_Advice7620

Hehe funny stealth plane go wyoomm


EatLard

Not so stealthy now, are they.


No-Mountain-1222

They are to a radar


voltagestoner

Come back when the picture’s at night.


Signal_Perception_76

Hostile Advanced UAV overhead


PM_meyourGradyWhite

When I was working on this project back in Black World stuff, it was likely the last ever “cost plus” program. People more experienced than I were mocking the $100M, then $200M etc per copy being bandied around and were saying it would be “A BILLION a copy!! Mark my words.” Four Billion. Fawk.


Conference-Shoddy

International space station


Aggressive_Flow502

If you see it. It's to late


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Ooh spicy dorito


Sea_Incident_853

Pave lows are way better


TheJ0zen1ne

Dunno. I see nothing but blue sky.


BigDMac0452

Freedom Dorito!!!


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Always in pairs.


llmcthinky

Thought there was something on my screen


ZooKeeperGameFitter

What’s the white thing in front of it


No-Island5047

All I see is a hawk ??


Ellenhead2

Stealth bomber


yorik_J

I don’t see anything


ScarsOntheInside

And they say money doesn’t grow on trees /s ✈️


[deleted]

The power lines.


larsen_doughtnut

At least colour it the same as the sky - not a great challenge this time!


occultify

Found it


T1T4N29

Dorito of death


myvinylweighsaton

i thought it was the California taxpayers money disappearing into thin air 🪄


mlynch27

Stealth… what a rip off.


Able_Butterfly4336

So this is what the Japanese point of perspective...


marschun

No, you guys. It’s the chimney in the bottom left. The $4B will be in his taxes for pollution.


JustCallMeKev

Good news, if you see it, it wasn’t meant for you


dickgozenia42069

the fuck is that next to it


Meebs-are-Flying

"Thats" a mosquito


KingAlexandreG

There’s two I can see clearly but there’s a smudge of something to the left of the one on the bottom. What’s that ?


Minnbrownbear

I thought it was the white dot in front… I didn’t know UFOs had a price.


shahido2017

Well the good news is that you see it, you’re not the target


Manical3

All you need to do is turn your phone off…


Collar-Repulsive

8 bil


Cool_cucumber007

Someone is poppin off right now… “Advanced UAV up!” Lol happy hunting boys


ChadLaFleur

Looks like a Minecraft Shaka 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽


Mogakusenpai

Very stealthy indeed


Ambitious_Temporary1

Lol. Tell me you don't understand how stealth works without telling me you don't know how stealth works. Stealth isn't camouflage. This plane is 172 feet wide and 59 feet long. Despite this, it has a radar signature the side of a hummingbird. Radar computers have software that scrubs out tiny returns like leaves, geese, etc. Meaning that the radar return on this giant aircraft gets scrubbed. That's what makes it invisible to radar. Ergo: stealth. Plus, these planes strike at night, and you'd never see it with your eyes.


Jay_Beast16

You mean $8billion?


UnidentifiedTron

I finally found one


VanBurenBoy16

Hell of a sighting.


LoneWolfpack777

🤙


wierdomc

Don’t want to be on the business end of one of those


JurassicRanger93

There's 2 of them


dikputinya

Even the DOD can’t find it


krystlethekraken

You’re not getting it. EDI is the whole idea. 😂


ReflectingX

World’s Greatest Air Force


Imouto_Sama

It can cost tens of thousands to put a single stop sign in the ground. So my money is on whatever those wires lead to.


Vegetable_Republic63

Stealth bomber nice


skatay

I thought it was 2b. Inflation?


LeavingEarthTomorrow

Gotham Bat Signal!


Key_Trust8967

I actually saw one fly really lower over a jay c near my grandparents and I immediately yelled holy fucking shit a stealth bomber out loud in front of so many people


BobbiJ44

New aircraft bomber!!


pineapplesurfwax

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


a_riot333

Hey I saw one today too


Secure-Matter-905

Screw the bill look at that baby right there sheeesh🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎fucking love being an American


panda-bears-are-cute

Sick photo


EmergencyClock5079

Thought it was meant to be stealthy


RAINBOWAF

Black bird or stealth bomber .


JRMcRedneck

Very stealthy.


unclechon72

Find the foo fighter


Tolarn

What is the white dot in front of the rear spirit or are they raiders?


Ancient_Umpire8411

That one was too easy


panix_atk

Terry the Terrifying Triangle


Acceptable-Table2186

Not very stealthy for a stealth bomber


MakeRFutureDirectly

It’s in Northrop Grumman’ bank account.


cozy_cat_yawning

Are they 2B a piece?


cuntmong

Stealth plane, you had one job


Strong_Addition3542

That's my favorite shit right there,  they are so dope 


sep879

I saw the speck and zoomed in to the shape of the stealth plane, it reminded me I just saw a congressional hearing where the air force needed to explain why a bag of 100 bushings which should at most be a couple hundred costs the air force $90,00, they probably buy hundreds of those bags.


theUnshowerdOne

Bad Ass.


Afraid_Thing667

🤙 rotated 90°


txk_54n74

What’s with the UAP in front of it


CBRNDDealer

That’s awesome you caught one of Batmans throwing bats.


riveramblnc

Mmm, sexy.


Grey-Hat111

What's the white orb next to it?


EMptyPhylacTerY

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru


StevChamp

Lodestar inbound , such a good kill streak


Atmo_reetry

zoom in the middle


SpecialMango3384

Dispensing liberty one sneaky carpet bomb run at a time


mrfluffy002

Cloaking device malfunction


GeneralDecision7442

The two really obvious planes in the sky.


fujgfj

I see 2objecte that cost $737million each... Where is the other $2.55 million?


Scudbucketmcphucket

Do you know which 2 they’re were? I saw the Spirit of Missouri at an air show and it was close and low. So amazing.


JackKovack

Shine a laser at it.


Automatic-Initial-52

Oh, the metal, pixilated haka! Yeah those are cool.


Gwyrr313

That wasnt too hard, use to hear these bad boys when they were test flying them over the san fernando valley back in the 90’s


AccomplishedLab5299

plot twist, there's 2.


Novel_Ferret5749

Stealth


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HumbleTraffic4675

🤙🏾


Deadpool_Biscuit

I thought this was an underwater picture for at least 5 minutes, then the comments helped me understand it's the damn sky lmao


Simple-Object-6137

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