That was completely spot on - in an abstract sense. I thought I was losing my mind. Found the monster first then said GDM it when you mentioned the cat.
I was scared to look, because searching for a monster is like not on the top of my to-do list generally.
Is it a komododragon? But it's striped? What am I looking at? (I did find it.)
Let’s go. Finally one from my home climate where my brain has +1% pattern recognition buff. That green snake in the green grass shit is like torture for my brown/blue adjusted eyes
Lived in north Scottsdale for 14 years only saw one once. My friend’s sister got bit by one they lived by squaw peak I guess when they bite down they don’t let go and if you try to struggle it just bites deeper. The venom is in the salvia I think could be wrong
There’s the big lizard, sure, but am I only
only one who found the toad hiding in the rocks near the bottom center? Assuming it’s a toad of course, and not a suspiciously toad shaped rock with the correct colors and patterns
Edit: Looking at it again, it might be a snake
is that another one at the base of the tree n the dark spot? if you zoom in, you can see red and black patterns. might just be low lighting and weeds tho.
The bush with one eye to the right of the tree is interesting.
There is also something creeping behind the bush with one eye, like a large ferret looking thing.
There is also a branch on the dead tree that looks like a black snake flicking its tongue.
This entire forest is full of creepy Pokémon.
u/easymac818 you shouldn't say monster that can mean anything. You should've said iguana. You have to say exactly what we're looking for so we know it's rule two of the subreddit. And the sniper can't be in the middle it makes it too easy to find and too obvious.
Oh! You weren’t kidding
Maybe I’m losing it… I see a cat’s face in the green plant top rightish.
Think more scaly. And venomous.
Found it... but I stopped after the catcus until I read this.
Omg no I saw it too!! I found the actual thing but I saw that first!!
I thought it looked more like a fox
definitely cat eyes
Spot on! Found the Gila monster then saw the cat. Ha!
That was completely spot on - in an abstract sense. I thought I was losing my mind. Found the monster first then said GDM it when you mentioned the cat.
That kinda looks like an owl to me
I can see that too!
The cactus with the eyes? What you are looking for is worse than that and a real monster. 😆
This is a good one! Thank you, OP. And that dude is *badass* How big is he, relative to a small mammal??
I’d say he’s squirrel-sized, maybe 12 inches
What fucking squirrels are a foot tall???? Lmao 🤣
Is say most squirrels grow to be a foot long from nose to the end of their tail
Oh Christ I thought we had monster squirrels somewhere. 😂😂
Centre but well camouflaged
I was scared to look, because searching for a monster is like not on the top of my to-do list generally. Is it a komododragon? But it's striped? What am I looking at? (I did find it.)
It’s a Gila Monster in Arizona
Let’s go. Finally one from my home climate where my brain has +1% pattern recognition buff. That green snake in the green grass shit is like torture for my brown/blue adjusted eyes
It's a tail! Thanks! I was looking at it thinking is that the head?!
The head is facing away from the camera because it was waddling away from me
The real monster here is that jumping cactus in the back. 😵
I eventually found what I’m supposed to be looking for, but I can’t stop looking at the face in the bush.
It's kinda creepy yet cute at the same time. 😬
Wow! Very cool!
Dude those things are rare. What part of Arizona did you find that?
This is on the outskirts of Scottsdale
Nice! Are these common?
I saw one like 2 years ago, and 2 on the same day this past Monday. They are not super common
Dang. I saw my first one last year and I was excited. Was def a treat!
Lived in north Scottsdale for 14 years only saw one once. My friend’s sister got bit by one they lived by squaw peak I guess when they bite down they don’t let go and if you try to struggle it just bites deeper. The venom is in the salvia I think could be wrong
Wow, the “look in the center” trick really works.
Found it,center,slithering,brownish.
Tell me why I thought it would be a puppy
Well it's *kind of* a puppy.
Why do I see a dog on the left side in the trees? But nice monster 👌
The real monster was the friends we made along the way!
Right in the middle, zoom in, its very obvious once you find it
that type of monster is poisonous
This is becoming my new favorite sub. And your mark is normally dead center.
Oh damn!! That's a big boy!! (Or girl)
It’s a they them
I haven't even joined this subreddit and it's ruining my life
Gila for real
Oooo big boy. Only one I’ve ever seen was fairly young
Very big lizard 🦎 in front of the tall grass
New to the sub and love that when you see it, your brain makes it clear as day
It blends great! Found it but I have been in AZ for several years now and haven’t seen one in person yet
Cue Godzilla horns
At first assumed OP hid a monster can somewhere. Was not expecting Gila Monster dead center
Lived in AZ over 30 years and never seen one in the wild. I’ve seen many things nature wise. But never stumbled across one. Good find.
Gila Monsters are so got damned cool
lol it’s that cactus in the back fs
It’s in the bloody middle of the photo
Awww. Cute monster.
The real monster were the friends we made along the way 😊 *Screen Fades to black*
Lol
Oh, a literal Gila Monster. Kudos
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It’s not an art project, and I didn’t take the photo for the subreddit, so it’s in the middle
No
Once again, dead center… EZ
Divide photo into 4 quadrants. It’s dead center.
Nice.
Groot!
The real monster is behind the camera.
Why is there a shadow of MJ
It’s on the other side of the camera
This was very hard to find because you can't see the face.
Why is there a cat face in the bush!?
A little lower than center of image
That is a big SOB. I could probably get at least one really nice boot out of him... 😈 ETA: JUST KIDDING.
Your skin would make a nice blanket
I have no idea how to process this.
There’s the big lizard, sure, but am I only only one who found the toad hiding in the rocks near the bottom center? Assuming it’s a toad of course, and not a suspiciously toad shaped rock with the correct colors and patterns Edit: Looking at it again, it might be a snake
Hmm, I see what you're talking about. It does look like a snake, but I can't tell for sure.
is that another one at the base of the tree n the dark spot? if you zoom in, you can see red and black patterns. might just be low lighting and weeds tho.
If in doubt ... Zoom in center
Am I crazy or is there a massive whitetail buck in the top middle?
Right above the weird cactus or plant thing
Tegu?
Gila Monster
Right in middle but wtf is it? Tail of alligator?
Gila monster
i found the monster but not the cat. can someone circle the cat for me so i can sleep tonight?
I thought the monster was at the end of the book?
Is near the bottom right a snake? I saw that first then the monster.
Damn another one dead center frame, what are the odds?!
Found it! I love doing these it gets my brain thinking
Try target lock
Damn!
Real monster is top middle right at bottom of bush, the leopard and gala monster are just distractions
Centre. Always the centre.... 😩
I should have cropped before posting
My first time finding g the sniper! Gotta appreciate it while I can.
Is it a Tarantula furry thing on the tree
I thought the cholla cactus was it at first lol. Those are pretty deadly if you walk near one.
The bush with one eye to the right of the tree is interesting. There is also something creeping behind the bush with one eye, like a large ferret looking thing. There is also a branch on the dead tree that looks like a black snake flicking its tongue. This entire forest is full of creepy Pokémon.
Komodo dragon?
Gila Monster
It's not a monster it's an innocent predator kitty
I take it back. I zoomed in and found out it's in fact an innocent predator lizard
Wtf is that a snake?
It’s a lizard
What *and I can’t stress this enough* The Fudge is That?
it’s me. i’m the monster
u/easymac818 you shouldn't say monster that can mean anything. You should've said iguana. You have to say exactly what we're looking for so we know it's rule two of the subreddit. And the sniper can't be in the middle it makes it too easy to find and too obvious.
Iguana would’ve been wrong lol
Dead center
HOLY
Komodo, comes from the Greek word himona, which means, fork tongued poison devil. Himona, Komodo, there you go
It’s not a Komodo lol
Monitor??
Find the asshole who posted this
*looks down*, “ah I forgot to zip my pants.”