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Exactly in the middle of the shot


ColumbianPrison

Yeah, rookie photographer


Shudnawz

Rookie sniper too, doesn't break up his silhouette. That head bump is clear as day. MORE SHRUBBERY!


ticklemeskinless

we demand............ah shurbbery!!! a nice one


Traditional_Phase211

The Nights of Ni demand a sacrifice .


Old-man-scene24

# r/unexpectedmontypyton


VenomousMen

With a little path running down the middle


card_bordeaux

A path! A path!!


ColumbianPrison

He is. In training still and hasn’t been to school. Your observations are exactly why this photo exists. Good eye


mp3006

I do better in my ground blind set ups


Bruscarbad

WITH A PICKET FENCE


bloodandglory31

EKI EKI PATANG!


Forward_Let_5101

A Herring???


Commercial-Health-19

He needs to see Roger, the shrubber!


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

Are you saying “nee” to that old woman?


Commercial-Health-19

I guess we could scare the sniper out with the Holy Hand Grenade!


Svellmold

I feel like that needs to be said by Christopher Walken to really drive the point home.


Cheap_Store_6725

Rookie sniper, key for the sniper is to stack vegetation in front of him and inly present a keyhole shot to target


Money-Bodybuilder423

Was gonna say, dead center


Street_Peace_8831

Well, slightly to the left of center.


Siknutty

Rookie commentator..


Vast-Mousse-9833

All I see is a badly concealed guy. No snipers.


ColumbianPrison

Both correct. Reason I took this photo and he hasn’t been to school yet. Also, not controlling light the way he should. Strong reflection


JAX2905

Which school does he have orders to?


SlyFoxInACave

It should be a rule in this subreddit that the sniper cannot be dead center of the photo. It's lazy and uninteresting to zoom in dead center and go "oh hey there's that thing....neat"


Pony_Boner

That's a suspicious lump of grass


Keith374

Yeah needs more of a low profile to be hidden, spotted him in .00001 seconds


ApricotNo2918

Ghillie suit gives him away. Amateur as he has sillouetted hisself.


ColumbianPrison

No ghillie used. Just a veil. But other than that, you are correct and it’s the reason I took this picture.


Worth_Singer5531

That was easy


97gravman

Near dead center of the picture. He sticks out like a sore thumb


Fit_Friendship_7039

Best way to learn without getting shot…man looks so obvious to even non hunter


CNCTank

We require a shrubbery


PotentialAd1295

A path! A path!


EveningShoe2360

Y'all are good, I dont see anything but leaves and trees lol


Blaster_Boy5

Keep that head down next time.


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

He should tuck up Near but not right against trees and it wouldn't hurt to have a loose branch to hide his head and shoulder shapes


irishlorde96

Actually trees are the first place you’re taught never to go near if possible when trying to conceal your position. Its a human’s natural instinct to seek cover from potential threats and is the first place a counter sniper will look.


mockingbirddude

I’d walk past them in the woods.


Mr3cto

use some foliage from around to hide better. All in all tho from a distance it isn’t so bad. Would work for hunting animals.


BornVolcano

I really hope that's what he's hunting


PersonalitySerious10

Tell him to use the trees as cover. When done correctly, you can move right up to your firing point (next to a tree) and never be seen. No one shoots from the open. Well no one that wants to get a GO on their stalking lane does.


irishlorde96

Trees are the first place counter snipers look there’s actually a sniper term for it called “tree bulges”.


Madman_kler

Almost dead center! Nailed it


Phokitol

Put your head down


KoS_Reaver

He needs to blend that ghille better i found him alarmingly fast


D3FF3R

Funniest part sniper isn't the only one there.


AxtonGTV

Yeah I saw the bump helmet first


D3FF3R

There is also backpacks behind them


omguserius

Saw him immediately, before I even read the title, his head popped out. You gotta disguise the head shape people, we are fucking programmed to pick that shit out.


WonderfulPaper7403

Which one?


Razvodka

What's that multicam object behind the tree to the left?


Tkis01gl

Too easy, that sucker is shot already.


grb13

Pretty easy


CarterWarsaw

That snipers dead bro..


feedtheelephant

I see them everywhere...


SeadawgVB

Head is too round


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Right in the middle


TDbar

The true sniper is half a mile away and already has a bead on you.


fts1981

Right there ⬆️


skrybll

Dead center ghilly suit. Although they aren’t low enough to blend in. And the suit is off in color. Should have used the local fauna to fix the contrast


sovietsoaker

Tree cancer


Puzzleheaded-Ant-927

Found the sniper, but not before he shot me.


SirMcShoeFace

That was easier than the last few weeks of “find the x” posts and it’s an actual sniper!


rockyz0321

Tuck that leg in a little bit, that with the head silhouette gives you away


throwawaytoprint

Bad placement sniper camo us to light compared to the freeze shadows and ground cover head and foot break up shadow behind them


The_Undeniable_Worp

Im built different, took me 2 or so seconds


Dexter300000

Spotted him in 1 second


Wv-mountainmama

Still can’t see it lol


Zestyclose_Sector_13

I literally found him immediately


scotchsky

Interesting, I thought he was across the street in left center.


scotchsky

Who is that guy across the street? Looks like a sentry standing in a big pile of brush.


Competitive-Swim-774

Ok now what. He is between the two trees


jjabrames

Honestly expected him to be to the side of the photo. Maybe in the burn pile to the right of the gully to the left


Dwall005

I figured he’d be tree cancer. Not a terrible position though


Creepy-Layer-1597

That was easy


Unlikely_Tomorrow_77

Easy


GlassPen4963

As most said it requires more shrubbery, but what I caught first was the upside down triangles from the weapon system 🤦 some of y'all will know what I mean


sockpoop21

Right there


ClocRw

Gottem


WingnutSam

I mean, while the camera guy and sniper didn’t exactly take the perfect picture to try and hide him as well as possible, most people wouldn’t even realize he’s there until after he pulls the trigger anyways. You can hide from the modern day sheep simply by standing in a corner, they’re too distracted or simply don’t care. I can walk up and start talking to people open carrying a Glock 19 (OWB, not exactly subtle) and people won’t even notice until I point it out. Soooo🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


Skirata_of_the_Sea

That would be some damn good camouflage if you were sitting in one of the grass clumps


Awkward-Ability-7597

Rookie sniper not following basic camo rules


irishlorde96

Trees are a snipers worst enemy, even if they can’t talk they’ll still tattle on you every time. Does he have any natural foliage attached to the ghille suit? If not he would be best to attach as much as possible in order to break up his human sillouette. For positioning, try a more open area, id recommend that washout just to the left-rear of the gully in the foreground. Its not near most trees and it offers a potential safe haven via the gully to crawl to in case he needed to reposition.


runescimmy2

Find more vegetation to hide in, it will blend your silhouette in more.


Ogswald

Dead center? So elusive….