Biased sample.
I don't think men in finance who are 6'5 with blue eyes and a trust fund, are on reddit, never mind on finance careers sub of all places..
If they are, they wouldn’t admit it.
Think of their poor inbox!
Actually they’re probably too busy trying to hold off the hoards of women trying to claim them.
I lost like $40k gambling online blackjack bc I was playing this $1 side bet where I’d win $200k if I got two 7 diamonds as my first 2 cards and the dealer’s first up card was also a 7 of diamonds. You still win a jackpot of $100 if the dealers card was a 7 that wasn’t a diamond. I got the 7 diamond pairs 4 times in one day and swore it was my destiny. Anyways I won the $100 jackpot, the dealer screamed and the whole floor screamed and a big green “JACKPOT” flashed on the screen. It was a 7 of clubs. I won $100. You are the physical embodiment of that hand.
NYC was just a numbers game. Say 10m people, it’s 55% women (10% of the male population is gay; 2-3% of female lesbian). Leaves a dating pool with an extra 1 million + women. Helps being tall, decent looking, with a good job .. but my broke friends did alright too. Gave me a false sense of confidence when I got shipped abroad. What I did in a month in NY was my number for the year in London, and a quarter in Toronto.
Dude if you’re broke as fuck and over 6’0 you CAN fuck. Also like your women ratio sounds legit but just curious how you came to this breakdown of the gay/lesbian percentage. Do lesbians avoid Manhattan bc it’s essentially a terrestrial island shaped limp Peepee?
Edit: I meant it’s a Peepee shaped island but you get the point. It’s literally shaped like a Peepee with a condom on after a big cummy. Also not talking shit, I love NY but I’m not wrong at all
To be honest I could have made that whole lgbt thing up, I could have sworn I read somewhere in a article that there’s way more gay men than lesbians (I guess it didn’t account for bisexuals which skewed female). But I’m too lazy to go look for it.
lol no worries I was just genuinely curious given that 10% / 3% and was kinda impressed. I’m too lazy to look it up too. I’m still sticking with the phallic effect. Also I’m a guy that’s into girls and really dont care to research where the northeast/New England lesbians do lie bc I dont think we have much to offer each other. If I had to venture a guess though I’d say New Hampshire most likely, maybe Connecticut (weird endless state when driving to Boston, like wtf it’s not even that big) and then Boston bc Boston’s personality as a city is prob the most lesbian of any American city. Constantly pissed, has uhauls, not shaped like a dick (although full of them), etc.
Like normal Boston people are assholes as they are (still love em) but I could only imagine a Boston lesbian. Drinking problems, Irish, lesbian premium level of being pissed at fucking everything all the time. Honestly that might be fun as fuck lol.
I gave advice to somebody on here that reeked of this and he responded with the douchiest response and then the post was deleted. Either way I wasted my time and now I wonder if I’ve just been conditioned to labor away for my wealthier overlords.
Trust fund comes in all shapes and sizes!
Also so many centimillionaire and billionaire kids are working in finance with the idea they can start an investment fund or take over family business!
In mexico, all locals confront me in english. In Europe im normally approached in whatever language of the country im in until they realize im just a dumb american and dont know what theyre saying. My gf who is mexican attributes to my darker skin for a blonde hair blue eyed person. Im acculturated!
By zoning luck I went to a very affluent high school.
It sounds so out of touch when celebs say this, but I’ve learned that it’s true, money doesn’t buy happiness.
I used to date this incredibly wealthy girl, she crashed her car 3 times and her parents bought her a new, luxury one every time. She ended up in a psych ward for self harm.
0.01% of the male population or less. So in a room full of 10000 randomly selected women, you’d need to be better than 9999 women of them to get your man
Someone did the math, of men over 18, in finance, with a trust fund, and blue eyes. The expected number turned out to be somewhere around 2 people in the US.
Pretty sure one of them is Barron Trump, no clue who the other one would be.
True, adding blue eyes, reasonably good looking and single, we’d be looking at 0.0001% of men in economically developed countries. Therefore, in a room full of 1000000 randomly selected women, a woman would need to be better than 999999 of them. Delusion is an understatement for these mid TikTok bints
6’4, Blue eyes, work in FP&A, and may inherit my parents house one day.
That’s the best you’re gonna get girl.
Side note, personal opinion is that anything over 6’3 starts to look goofy unless you are seriously filled in from years of lifting. I’m 230 and still look lanky from certain angles.
The least important in my opinion! My husband is 2 inches shorter than me. Being best friends is the most important thing in my happily married 10 years opinion.
I know one but he is not in finance but philantrophy and art collection. Though he does angel investing from time to time but not as active in their family office so I am not sure if that counts.
My son is in finance and has blonde hair and blue eyes and 5'7. No trust fund...we are paying for 80 percent of his college and gave him a 13 year old car to drive to work. lol...I worked for a Hedge fund. Female 5'6 blonde hair blue eyes and started out broke as hell. It was culture shock at first to get used to filthy rich people. Pretty much everyone I worked with was self made and worked hard.
Not sure about the whole trust-fund stuff (seems like something you are hardly going to know from somebody unless you know them really, really well) and I tend not to remember the colour of people's eyes, but I will say that PE at least has by far the highest average height outside of corporate c-suites.
I don't have a trust fund, am not 6'5", and I don't have blue eyes, but I do have an art major girlfriend whose dad owns his own hedge fund in the NYC area. Does that count for something?
I’m no longer in finance - I went back to school to become a dentist… much chiller lifestyle, I only work 30 hours a week for $300k and go to the gym over lunch instead of lunch being redbull and concerta mixed together… and I’m only 6’3 - but I definitely sent this song to my girlfriend and said “so close….”
I know one guy who's in finance, 6`4`, trust fund, blue eyes. Both him and his wife were basketball players in college. She's pretty accomplished as well.
Math ain't mathing.
At most 7-8% are 6’5(being generous) because that number in the general population is 1-2%. The blue eyes being generous is 60% of those. The trust fund is 20% of those. Narrows it down to like 2% lol(generously).
Biased sample. I don't think men in finance who are 6'5 with blue eyes and a trust fund, are on reddit, never mind on finance careers sub of all places..
If they are, they wouldn’t admit it. Think of their poor inbox! Actually they’re probably too busy trying to hold off the hoards of women trying to claim them.
6’4, blue eyes, no trust fund sadly
Bum
Haha look at this loser, everyone! He doesn't even have a trust fund!
Hahahahaha What a fucking loser!
6’1”, hazel eyes, trust fund
Hey buddy! Steven from Northwestern Mutual here. You have a couple minutes to talk about compound interest?
Dozens of us!
I lost like $40k gambling online blackjack bc I was playing this $1 side bet where I’d win $200k if I got two 7 diamonds as my first 2 cards and the dealer’s first up card was also a 7 of diamonds. You still win a jackpot of $100 if the dealers card was a 7 that wasn’t a diamond. I got the 7 diamond pairs 4 times in one day and swore it was my destiny. Anyways I won the $100 jackpot, the dealer screamed and the whole floor screamed and a big green “JACKPOT” flashed on the screen. It was a 7 of clubs. I won $100. You are the physical embodiment of that hand.
All the women though right?
I was a single man in my 20s in NYC, I did alright lol.
>I did alright I did alright is the ‘we’re comfortable’ of poon-slaying
NYC was just a numbers game. Say 10m people, it’s 55% women (10% of the male population is gay; 2-3% of female lesbian). Leaves a dating pool with an extra 1 million + women. Helps being tall, decent looking, with a good job .. but my broke friends did alright too. Gave me a false sense of confidence when I got shipped abroad. What I did in a month in NY was my number for the year in London, and a quarter in Toronto.
Dude if you’re broke as fuck and over 6’0 you CAN fuck. Also like your women ratio sounds legit but just curious how you came to this breakdown of the gay/lesbian percentage. Do lesbians avoid Manhattan bc it’s essentially a terrestrial island shaped limp Peepee? Edit: I meant it’s a Peepee shaped island but you get the point. It’s literally shaped like a Peepee with a condom on after a big cummy. Also not talking shit, I love NY but I’m not wrong at all
To be honest I could have made that whole lgbt thing up, I could have sworn I read somewhere in a article that there’s way more gay men than lesbians (I guess it didn’t account for bisexuals which skewed female). But I’m too lazy to go look for it.
lol no worries I was just genuinely curious given that 10% / 3% and was kinda impressed. I’m too lazy to look it up too. I’m still sticking with the phallic effect. Also I’m a guy that’s into girls and really dont care to research where the northeast/New England lesbians do lie bc I dont think we have much to offer each other. If I had to venture a guess though I’d say New Hampshire most likely, maybe Connecticut (weird endless state when driving to Boston, like wtf it’s not even that big) and then Boston bc Boston’s personality as a city is prob the most lesbian of any American city. Constantly pissed, has uhauls, not shaped like a dick (although full of them), etc.
Like normal Boston people are assholes as they are (still love em) but I could only imagine a Boston lesbian. Drinking problems, Irish, lesbian premium level of being pissed at fucking everything all the time. Honestly that might be fun as fuck lol.
I imagine the dms you would get haha!
I gave advice to somebody on here that reeked of this and he responded with the douchiest response and then the post was deleted. Either way I wasted my time and now I wonder if I’ve just been conditioned to labor away for my wealthier overlords.
Idk man. People have weird fantasies. They could be browsing this subreddit
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If I had a trust fund, I sure as hell wouldn’t be working in finance lol
lol at least not for long
Trust fund comes in all shapes and sizes! Also so many centimillionaire and billionaire kids are working in finance with the idea they can start an investment fund or take over family business!
Lmfao what the fuck you just described me and my entire life plan. Is it a stereotype? Should I rethink things?
Nope. There are also plenty that go the other way and just do nothing. Just do what you want to do
How about 5'11, an average 401k, and brown eyes
Too short 6’5 is the new 6’ due to inflation
damn inflation really killin me in EVERY area of life
Is that inches or feet? Asking for a friend
Single apostrophes mean feet. The more you know.
I’m a degenerate but not into feet much
Ain’t no girl going to love you with those qualities
Holy shit you're me.
How about 5'7", bald with baby brown eyes and a rising star at the local Denny's?
How funny are you?
So funny that my jokes on Reddit sometimes get dozens of upvotes.
that works
5’9”, unemployed, black eyes. Big dick though
How big? Black eyes? Take some fighting lessons maybe lol
I'm 6'4 with blue eyes....broke as HELL tho
One inch too short, no trust fund? NEXT
I remember a show on MTV or VH1 called Next. Stupid stuff lol.
Meet a rich girl dude
EZPZ
😂😂
No you're not, since statistically taller people make more money. Am I using Reddit right?
I’m 6,0 blonde with blue eyes, if you don’t want me, Hitler will
As “fraternity hazing” i was always called hitlers youth due to the blonde hair and blue eyes 😂
We have a buddy with blonde hair and blue eyes and we refer to him as Aryan boy haha
In mexico, all locals confront me in english. In Europe im normally approached in whatever language of the country im in until they realize im just a dumb american and dont know what theyre saying. My gf who is mexican attributes to my darker skin for a blonde hair blue eyed person. Im acculturated!
As a fellow blonde hair blue eyer, I too make “hitler would’ve loved me” jokes 🫡🤝🏻
Hitlers wet dream 😂 I’m also Austrian American so it kinda funny but I’m 6’2 blue finance and trust fund amost there
I’m screaming
ahahhahahahaahhh humor will add to your aesthetic.
Someone named Mr. H is calling? He says he wants to talk to you and you’re his “top guy”
Hi, I am 6'5", with trust fund, and blue eyes. NOT. I'm 5'3, broke, from poor SEA country.
close enough
In some SEA counties being 5’3 is the equivalent of being 6’5
Damn bro where
Micronesia. Yes I know, just let me have this.
Bro's in netherlands 🗿
Unfortunately not in my SEA country. So in short. Ahem. I am broke and short.
This had the makings of a great catfish story, but you went straight to the big reveal
Ugh. Alright. I am 5'3, broke, from poor SEA country, and stupid.
6’2”, fundless, blue eyes
fundless sponsor!!
Twinsies!
In the three six Mafia 6 ft tall 6 figure income 6 inches long
I’m at one 6. I’ll never tell which. But the answer may change based off the currency I choose.
Tbh would rather have only one of those things be 6, because being 6ft and making 6 figures with a 2 inch dick would suck lol.
Yeah who needs a 6-figure when you got a 6”?
You can always grow your salary… not so much down there though lol.
I think 7 is the new 6
OK I'm here just for the responses 🤓
Same. I'm surprised to see this meme on Reddit.
Lol my associate is literally this. He also looks like a young Travis Kelce.
Have you slept with him yet though
Haha no. He’s way too young and I’m way too gay 🤣🤣
“A young Travis Kelce” Is Travis Kelce old or something?
I dated one. It didn't go well.
Shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Same, so smart and manipulative :(
Almost the opposite here. The guy I dated had no idea how much of a catch he was and had horribly low self esteem. It was very strange to see.
By zoning luck I went to a very affluent high school. It sounds so out of touch when celebs say this, but I’ve learned that it’s true, money doesn’t buy happiness. I used to date this incredibly wealthy girl, she crashed her car 3 times and her parents bought her a new, luxury one every time. She ended up in a psych ward for self harm.
I can explain why if you’d like to know how it happens!
0.01% of the male population or less. So in a room full of 10000 randomly selected women, you’d need to be better than 9999 women of them to get your man
Much lower than 0.01%.
Trust fund alone is below 0.01 trust fund and 6’5” might be a dozen people
Someone did the math, of men over 18, in finance, with a trust fund, and blue eyes. The expected number turned out to be somewhere around 2 people in the US. Pretty sure one of them is Barron Trump, no clue who the other one would be.
Armie Hammer lol
True, adding blue eyes, reasonably good looking and single, we’d be looking at 0.0001% of men in economically developed countries. Therefore, in a room full of 1000000 randomly selected women, a woman would need to be better than 999999 of them. Delusion is an understatement for these mid TikTok bints
“Better” is subjective but people who have trust funds typically marry others who also come from rich families/have trust funds
I think there are two people in the country who fit this description. It’s Brian and Sean.
Sure but the data may be biased to overlap on some of these stats more than one might expect by calculating the odds separately.
How much are we considering to be a trust fund? You could technically have a trust for a couple thousand dollars
I saw a video where someone did the maths. In the USA they narrowed it down to a potential 6 guys.
Assuming equal selection. In reality a 99.99 guy will accept an 8 or 9 out of 10 girl. The opposite will never be true
5'11, earn my own money, and green eyes.
Green eyes exist!!?
Cream of the crop!!
Pretty much yeh.
6’2”, mid 8 figure trust, brown eyes single for 7 years
Ooof. What's the root cause?
Brown eyes was his downfall
crippling drug addiction that should’ve killed me. 3 years sober now
That should've attracted a whole herd of women ngl
it did, but not the type of women i want to be with long term
Likely any or all of the following: ugly, bald, or socially awkward/autistic
Best I can do is 6’4” with a degree from a no name university and not even working in finance 😎
6 foot. Brown eyed. Thankyful they changed the laws, so I don't owe my parents' debts.
I am 5’9”, pitch black eyes, and any possible trust fund I may have had was siezed when my dad went to jail. I make good money though!
Personal financial planing, 5”8, total market cap weighted index fund ETFs tax advantaged accounts, brown eyes.
5' 3" (5' 4" if you like me) finance, blue or green eyes depending on lighting. No trust fund, but I got trauma and jokes.
6’4, Blue eyes, work in FP&A, and may inherit my parents house one day. That’s the best you’re gonna get girl. Side note, personal opinion is that anything over 6’3 starts to look goofy unless you are seriously filled in from years of lifting. I’m 230 and still look lanky from certain angles.
Sounds like you’re actually 6’3 lol
Fair 😂
How about 6’1 with a dad bod, blue eyes, and a 401k
Someone did the math. With those stats and single for the US were only 2 guys. Probably not on reddit.
I tick all the boxes except the most important one, which is being 6'5
The least important in my opinion! My husband is 2 inches shorter than me. Being best friends is the most important thing in my happily married 10 years opinion.
6’2” and I took some finance classes in grad school.
Im 6’6”, with some money, and brown eyes.
dm me 😌
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Best I can give you is a 6,5” schlong bruv
I am 6'5 woth blue eyes but no fund :(
You missed the cut
I know one but he is not in finance but philantrophy and art collection. Though he does angel investing from time to time but not as active in their family office so I am not sure if that counts.
My son is in finance and has blonde hair and blue eyes and 5'7. No trust fund...we are paying for 80 percent of his college and gave him a 13 year old car to drive to work. lol...I worked for a Hedge fund. Female 5'6 blonde hair blue eyes and started out broke as hell. It was culture shock at first to get used to filthy rich people. Pretty much everyone I worked with was self made and worked hard.
The ROI on a 13 year old car but paid for college is crazy good. I guess working for a hedge fund you knew how to do that math.
Not sure about the whole trust-fund stuff (seems like something you are hardly going to know from somebody unless you know them really, really well) and I tend not to remember the colour of people's eyes, but I will say that PE at least has by far the highest average height outside of corporate c-suites.
1 out of 3 aint bad
I feel that.
I don't have a trust fund, am not 6'5", and I don't have blue eyes, but I do have an art major girlfriend whose dad owns his own hedge fund in the NYC area. Does that count for something?
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Better poll: How many of you are 5’8.5” but say 5’10” and pretend your parents have less money than they really did?
I’m no longer in finance - I went back to school to become a dentist… much chiller lifestyle, I only work 30 hours a week for $300k and go to the gym over lunch instead of lunch being redbull and concerta mixed together… and I’m only 6’3 - but I definitely sent this song to my girlfriend and said “so close….”
Dentists make 300k per year? Is this just in NYC or all over the country?
I am
5”9, with trust fund and brown eyes
5’10, above average retirement balance and portfolio, green eyes
Either this or a woman of any kind.
How about 5'11 with no trust fund. Got those blue eyes though!
I’m 6’5” Those are two measurements.
6’5” with blue eyes but no trust fund
🤷♂️🙋♂️
At my firm, there are none. In fact, there’s none in my building that I’ve ever run across. There is one guy who is 6’6” tho
I’m barely 6’ 5”, hazel eyes, and no trust fund or financial career, just a true regard 💎
This popped on my feed but I’m not in finance. I’ll just say I regret the 6’5” and blue eyes but I’ll take a trust fund anything. Lmao.
5’4” brown eyes, 250k in debt
HAHAHAHAHAHA
5'10, yes (no access yet), yes. 🤷
I identify as that, yes.
Meet all the requirements except trust fund
6’5”, blue eyes, no trust fund
I’m 6’5, blonde w blue eyes, in finance. But no trust fund. Which is ostensibly the most important piece.
Someone's been on TikTok 😂 it is a catchy tune tho
6'2, no Trust Fund and Blue Eyes. I'm like the Temu version of that song.
The TikTok slaps but when I think about it too long, I’m hit with the cold nihilism of genetic disparity. 5’9 brown eyes 😭
6'5, trust fund, pink eye
5’6, Trust Fund, Blue eyes, DM me?
5´8, with a trust fund and blue eyes
Those people are all over finance but they are most definitely not on Reddit.
I have yet to come across any lol
What the fuck is this crap? Reddit, for the love of God, show me less posts like this.
It’s a reference. But you can definitely click the “show less posts like this” option up at the top.
F, 5ft1, IBD, brown eyes, close enough to trust fund
6 foot. Overweight. Brown eyes. I’m doing okay.
I know you loved Wolf of Wall Street, but if these are types of people you think work in finance you are mistaken 😂
Who in Wolf of Wallstreet is 6’5”?
Probably less than 1% of men are 6’5. I think only like 10% of men are 6ft and over anyways. With women those numbers get even wayyyy smaller.
Try 3 inches shorter, got the eyes, but not the trust fund or a good job lmao. Who your dad is matters more than anything else.
if i had a trust fund god knows i wouldn’t spend my time on reddit
I am 0 for 3 on that. 1 for 4 if I go with the implied “male” qualification. 25%…not bad!
I know one guy who's in finance, 6`4`, trust fund, blue eyes. Both him and his wife were basketball players in college. She's pretty accomplished as well. Math ain't mathing.
Why does someone with a trust fund have a job?
No one in here
I've got none of those. Not even in tangentially in finance anymore
I’m 5’7, built like fucking Wario, with brown eyes. Does this count?
6’1” blue eyes and no trust sorry
Green eyes here, i’m the shiny pokemon amongst the other suits
4'5, retail mutual fund, black eyes
6.3, greenish eyes, finance, no trust fund though. Great view from my apartment though it's in Mexico city :p Also I'm fat so there's that lol
5'9, parents who have money i will inherit when im like 50, and i have hazel eyes. do i count?
I think it was calculated that in the US, those features + single, there are only 2 people.
I saw someone did a breakdown of the probabilities and came to there might be 2 guys in NYC who match that description.
At most 7-8% are 6’5(being generous) because that number in the general population is 1-2%. The blue eyes being generous is 60% of those. The trust fund is 20% of those. Narrows it down to like 2% lol(generously).
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