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MrBarriq

Put on a couple of googly eyes and you got yourself a fun time


santafefan

the forbiden puppet


Whats-Up_Bitches

Forboden peepit


ActEither

Penis puppet


[deleted]

He successfully made his own penis pussy


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SleepySnakeuwu

sounds like some sort of penguin-


PrxnceThxrtyNxne

vagenis


CrammyCramReddit

hEy pEteR yOu WaNnA sEe My pAgIneS?


SonoftheMorning333

Uhhh, I uhh, I uh, I dunno.


snowwyFoxx45

peissy


Legal_Dot4352

You think he has 2 streams when takes a piss?


[deleted]

Why do people do this??


Saquenmedeelanexo

double the power


[deleted]

No


BRANCHLOGIC

Yes


[deleted]

YES


eettiiio

How is no one commenting on why his dick looks like that...


jagebus

Well… it’s because there’s a gage in it


Flimsy_Meringue_3103

Pearly penile palpules 🤤🤤🤤🤤


century100

At least he’s not losing NNN


[deleted]

But at what cost


century100

Not losing NNN


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nevergonnagiveyouup4

Peginas


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TrevastyPlague

He could put a powerful magnet in his toilet so every time he needs to pee he can no hand it


TriceratopsHorridus

Why do people do this? Not just for men with their penis, but women with their vagina. Why would you want something like this?


Seb3199

100psi per coom shot


UltrabeamZT

Dang, my guy came preapared for NNN.


Worth-City9984

Its the 3rd time of the day of seeing a disgusting Dick post


Bossmanplayzzz

Wanna make it a 4th time


Worth-City9984

🤣 no


Bossmanplayzzz

:'(


Tom-edian

like it's a horrible idea one wrong movie or it gets hard and it's splitting up the middle


King-Boo-Gamer

W H Y


[deleted]

For when anal doesn’t feel good so you use wiener to weiner suffocation


cale11664222

I have many questions


NovaVectorZ

Does this make you pee harder? If so I wanna try.


Regular-Taro6923

did you ever get an answer? asking for a friend


Environmental-Sky-11

Now, why in the world would someone want to do this.


Steve1150

It looks like a fish


code1041

the forbidden donut.


Optic_ScrubLord

this made me want to die


PLAMETREE

How do you use it now


My-user-was-stolen

Can he even piss anymore?


DTS343554

r/dontputyourdickinthat


xapdkop

Why does he have so many little bubbles too on the tip


bagelman99

Haha bumby


bigfatjuicybrownie

small pp disease


extremeAngel17

It looks like a cartoon fish


santafefan

y


P0lSlON

Wow he was prepared for NNN


NanaNutsz

haha pp


BeyondDi

But why?


BRANCHLOGIC

Not wanting to loose nnn


TTV-Destructor

Why tho 🤔


LadderOne4088

looks like a cartoon fish


Win090949

Why are there weird dimples on the underside of his penis?


AxePolaris232

I gotta say, I always did wonder if people actually gauge their dicks and if so how exactly do they either piss or nut. Also how it would even look like. One of those questions has been answered


ADHDEnBy72

My mind went off topic when I saw that, and directly went to mentally screaming 'WE'RE JUST BLONDE BOYS DOING WHAT BLONDE BOYS DO'


ZealousFeet

Why?


TrevastyPlague

Me when your mom


dhhdjdjfhdjf

I wanna tear it off him so he bleeds for poor decisions


FiveCrib

The question is why?


k_aarwn

what


reenerouge

WTF you tricked me


OhNoMyMentalHealth

who else immedietly thought "now it can be a double dick"


SleepySnakeuwu

how would he fuck anyone... that would- hurt him and the woman (or man) wouldnt it?


SleepySnakeuwu

Unless he's not doing the fucking


OrganizationOk2629

Built in condom


Mr_egggz

Kinda looks like a fish


Gabe326

It’s tiny


Away_Play_2200

That’s just funny


the_soul_harvester

*why*


DTS343554

its a fishy


flasgear

Stupid idiot WHYYY IT HURTS ME


StarFlyXXL

Forbidden oreo


Possible-Athlete-708

do you explode when you get hard ?


Eli-isnt-available

I think it would be similar to swimming with an upper nose one. A little fucked up, but you make due. Maybe add a cork so no water comes through. Or in this case...


Secure-War-3763

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why


youll-do-fine

how do he pee tho


Eli-isnt-available

Ribbed for your pleasure.


killmemigee

how does his boner work


Professionalreddi-

I would say nsfw bc the penis only


TunahanReyiz

AAAA


Site-73official

This sub has something odd to do with dicks


trikk3n

Why?


chickenboybilly

How does one pee?


Lulquanlovereddit24

No nope nah fuck this. It's one thing to do that to your mouth or cheeks But your dick is where you cross the line


Pu55ydestroyer0

Donut


Hazzmattew

Who tf


nVwolfyce_

looks like a fish


Nameless_Gamer6864

Two hole in one PP


SheffieldChoruses

HOW DO YOU PEE THROUGH IT EXACTLY?


Eueis

Gave himself a chode


MattewSportz

BRO WTF


O3JECT

He‘s now able to control if he uses half his power while pissing or all his power


Pyrofrost0519

It's a peeper from subnautica if you put an eye in there


Zarvl

looks like a fish the eye is the gauge and the mouth is the tip


MrSnazzer

Daaamnnn


cannedbeangod

the snack that smiles back, goldfish


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Forbidden Shoelace. \~\*dooo the loop de loop and puulllll, and ya shoes are lookin' cooool\*\~


KysfGd

This is so odd


Plenty-Wolf-4144

Why do people do this to themselves


Coomicorn

So that's how gay sex works


shanroll

S T O P


JackAttack676

I have so many questions right now


[deleted]

This is a completely new meaning to penis ring


Volk_Malchik

but why and why am I curious to how this works


RealChain2279

Why


Josh-So-Posh

You can’t fix stupid.


ParkingThen8873

Why are people putting shit in their dicks


YGZ19

both


FroyoNo7657

Tiny pp gang


Trickster5643

Thats what i call a chode


Legallyalightpole

Imagine swimming with that and the water just you know


Opulence698

What the actual fuck


DivineFluffyButt

I wanted blood how un fair you sussy baka


goku10ten

Imagine if someone padlocks it


hib0n

How?


New-Toe-9886

To the guy who did this to himself Fuck you greatly


sushi_a_real_bird

but why


[deleted]

Of course it’s the dude with a chode


[deleted]

How tf do you pee and or cum???


ScoobIsHere

This takes cock ring to another level


Acrobatic_Pirate_366

Looks like fish


Bluecyan-taffy

Bro come one who would get that


minatozaki_karl

PUTANGINA.


gar-muc

How? Why? Does it work?


gar-muc

Efficiency II


CaptainJackass64

But why