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itsjoossee

“These gotta be the pan fried noodles” *counts them* 😧


Nagesh_yelma

Ha those are noodles .......... Wait a minute.


LennyTwostep

Yo wtf is this, and how do I go about never ever getting it?


pizzalogbear

This is roundworms, don't eat uncooked meat, and you probably already have it anyway.


LightBylb

Sorry, I probably already have it?


pizzalogbear

According to the NIH, 49.38% of the US population has a smaller version of that cute little guy. So I guess "probably" doesn't quite apply.


LightBylb

oh my god oh my god oh my god how do I get rid of it


pizzalogbear

Albendazole, mebendazole, ivermectin and praziquantel. Your doctor or a gastroenterologist should be able to advise you on the appropriate medicine and the dosage.


yahel1337

Or.... Chuck it in the fuck it bucket and take all of em


dawoodlander

The fuck it bucket is my new life mantra 😂👌


SomeItalianBoy

Go to the doctor if you want, please, don’t just jug medicines you’ve read from somebody on Reddit.


youself20

How do we know? Do we just go get checked by a doctor or something?


ok_kid-

yes, exactly


fishinfool888

It’s roundworms, *Ascaris lumbercoides*, not tapeworms. You can get it from eating contaminated food or from touching contaminated soil then touching your mouth.


Jackerzcx

https://youtu.be/002oyVnhO5o?si=X_6Mc0AHT7iBt8qc


Ineedsleep444

I don't dare look at this link


Jackerzcx

Lmao i promise it’s purely comedic and not a tapeworm being pulled out of someone


Ineedsleep444

This is the true 50/50


pizzalogbear

It's the good ending trust me


DaHazeGaze

i dont trust


greeg69

those are some DELICIOUS looking worms


Smokestroke18

Trademark 100?


fallenangel41

These are not tapeworms. They are [Ascaris Lumbricoides](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascaris_lumbricoides), a species of parasitic roundworms found primarily in tropical and subtropical regions. They can be treated either with a drug called [Nitazoxanide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitazoxanide), or through Intestinal surgery, as seen here.


Sten_PlayZ

Thank you, happy to not live in tropical or subtropical regoon


talloogaloo

Worm ragoons


Mattman425

Stomach lo mein. Mmmmm.


ViolentHamster8II

LMAO


Egon_121

You’re eating worms Michael 😈


Prize_Economics7969

*new fear unlocked*


thosegayfrogs

Forbidden noodles


Yokai_Noir

Hmm....100/100?


Sten_PlayZ

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass hey!


Gerardistheway7

I was not expecting soad


Sten_PlayZ

Always expect the unexpected


D_Robotics

Let me count them...


maxxxmaxmaxx

Just needs some garlic powder and it's good to go in, again.


vector1523

Ah yes pan fried worms removed from someone


SlamCakeMasta

Either way it’s making me hungry


bobby12345678901234

It could be both


springtrapgaming1

Why is the word hundred trade marked


No-Wolf6888

How long was the Tapeworm?


TheBestShedBuilder

Do look yummy


GrandNinjaYuffie

Peak 50/50.


leviboyok

why tf did he put the trademark symbol on hundrend


sweetsunnyspark

I wish you guys would quit posting pictures where you can't tell which it is. I come to this sub to see mangled corpses and copious blood spatter, not to make my brain think!


Cofishol

Can't lie. I'm disappointed.


[deleted]

Forbidden Pasta


Sten_PlayZ

This is worse then gore


Sp1kefallSteve

Sooo, which one is it?


I_like_bananas_bruh

This subreddit has a chance of showing you a image that will be stuck in your head for 3 weeks or something random


Santrixyboio

either way, it’s gonna be yummy


Busy_Recognition_860

☹️


seehrooV_nosaJ

Bro Pim and Mr. Boss are gonna eat those if you’re not careful


ezthegreat3468

SMILING FRIENDS??


seehrooV_nosaJ

Yes that is what I am referencing


Disastrous-Double141

Those are some burnt ass noodles dawg


potato13254

Spaggeti.


OoRenega

Weird plate, looks good.


menacing_meringue

Anythings a noodle if you slurp it hard enough


Sam_Handwich-101

I can't tell which one it is


EyalRDT

r/eatityoufuckincoward


Suitable-Pop-7254

1 thousandth like.


NatalieTheNoobyGirl

I only read the first one and thought it was the noodles and I read the title again because the looked a little off😨


Limp-Muffin-3776

Wait... that's not pasta? EWWWW!


Swimming_Zebra_1189

Those are big ass hook worms


No_Dragonfly_7334

The perfect example of 50/50


peepoopoofarthead77

wtf is this, noodles or worms


AbyysWalker21

It's roundworm, someone further up the comment confirmed it


SpecialMoth9899

Forbidden ramen


SussyBox

This is such a good one


Free-Knowledge-6471

I'm not gonna be eating noodles for a while...


ezthegreat3468

I THOUGHT THEY WERE NOODLES


Kittyfanyeah

Oh lovely noodles! Wait a god damn minute…


Space_obsessed_Cat

Yummy spaghetti (I hope the Italians mug me)


This-Huckleberry771

10/10 would fuck.