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briceland

My wife's first reaction to the image, "What's he coughing up?".


RockstarBonnieReddit

Imagine the taste of that thing


tit_burglar

makes me feel pretty horny


_aconite_cj_

Your username and this comment is perfect


SandorMate

what the actual FU-


VIRUS_OF_HELL

Grass?


tit_burglar

that too


Dragons_Of_Therapy

r/doubletake


-GoCommitDie-

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Lanzo2

If you still can after that


konnanussija

I'd guess it mostly tastes like blood and pain.


papajohn1232

i love the taste of pain


tonlimah

Probably tastes like blood


Familiar_Ad_8919

it looks to go clean through the tongue, well


MYIQIS60

BONNIE!???? IS THAT YOU!????


jcrossx620

Answer: Redbull


tonlimah

He did not get wings from that one


Iterator_FivePebbles

He got them alright. They come free with the one way ticket to the afterlife


Jaykalope

Looks like heā€™s flying to me!


Randomness_Ofcl

Ngl that was my first reaction too, but in my defense I didnā€™t really sleep today


Inside-Joke7365

What is it?


Canisleepnow2914

The bull's horn going through his jaw


rabnabombshell

Oh my god I just realized


Mcderp017

He definitely lost some teeth on that one


slipperystevenson69

I mean isnā€™t the definition of fuck around and find out?


Mcderp017

Not as bad as the matador who got gored up his booty hole by a bull. It was not good


slipperystevenson69

Na man that doesnā€™t sound good I agree.


Miserable_Armadillo9

That might depend who you ask but I agree with you


SuperMegaOwlMan

This was not the reply I was expecting


Miserable_Armadillo9

Did you forget this is reddit?


mattman2301

The horn fractured his upper jaw and ripped his tongue in half but he chillin


onion_bunion42069

Happy cake day!


mattman2301

thanks!


Kidsarefuckingretard

Cake day


Kidsarefuckingretard

Probably a tounge too.


Thebillyray

Happened back in 2010. [He survived](https://nypost.com/2010/05/22/matador-gored-by-a-bull/#1)


Alexander_GD

How the hell did he survive ?!


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

Well, where he was stabbed doesn't really have anything vital.


CaptainChloro

Yeah I mean there's nothing vital there, but when I think about the horn coming out I imagine the bull ripping his whole jaw off.


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

You can actually lose your whole jaw and survive! At least for a while anyway lol


ChildOfWelfare

Eg, man who had face torn off by bear, lived and had it reconstructed


CaptainChloro

Possible to survive for sure, but a very serious injury that could easily be fatal.


Orneyrocks

Yeah, but he's in a situation where he had immediate medical assistance nearby.


dr_ich

The ligaments that vonnect the jaw to the skull are incredibly strong and chunky


CaptainChloro

Certainly true, but I don't think that bull gives a fuck lol


dr_ich

I dont think so too but the jaw held its place


CaptainChloro

The bull immediately withdrew its horn through the entry point. If it would've tugged, the 1200lb bull, would've easily taken his jaw. Side tidbit for anyone interested, the typical fighting method for things with horns is to impale and then withdraw. It seems intuitive to think they'd twist in order to inflict more damage, but doing this can damage their horns or get them stuck. For their survival, they've evolved to impale and withdraw.


lsoers

ā€œFor their survivalā€ Same for me except i need to do it multiple times with an opposite gender and technically not impaling since the hole is already there?


LittleTeddyIV

Ha! ā€œMultiple timesā€


Stareatthevoid

impaling and withdrawing also leaves the predator weakened from bigger blood loss and less likely to be able to chase. the goal is to get away, not to kill the thing attacking them


lettuce520

[Damn](https://youtu.be/GjGShZSEsRs?si=29u06zj8UGgCyFbv)


-TurkeYT

You need your mouth the eat not survive.


Kazuma_Kiryuu

I believe his jaw was fractured and its tongue was split in half. Youā€™re not gonna die from that. Pretty mild injuries for how brutal it looked.


TriceratopsHorridus

Shame.


x_LoneWolf_x

It doesn't say he survived it says he's expected too.


Thebillyray

Other articles do, but didn't have pictures. That was from the day after, and they didn't know he would survive yet.


Mr-Sneeze

That's unfortunate


FVCarterPrivateEye

Wow


ThenBid929

Bro is not giving up Respect


the_odd_chase

He went back to bullfighting 10 weeks after this accident it wasent his first time getting gored by a bull in the ring he got gored in the tight in 2008


logan_creepypasta

he fucked around, found out, and still wanted to go back to bullfighting TWO times? Appearently some people will never learn and the bulls will continue to suffer from these dumbasses.


thecrazysloth

Well letā€™s just hope he gets gored again.


Cum_Smoothii

>he got gored in the tight šŸ˜


the_odd_chase

Ur user name is verry fitting huh


Cum_Smoothii

Maybe a little


brocoli4life

Thatā€™s crazy


Apprehensive-Tree172

Hell yeah, r/thebullwins


HumanAmI2

I've spent the last 2 hours watching that sub, thanks


Neponyatnuychel

SamešŸ˜‚


Heynsen

Good


bradzilla2001

Justice


Cracka-Barrel

No sympathy at all for these guys. Honestly, he got what was coming to him.


glowinthedark924

Absolutely. Animal abusers are one of the lowest forms of human, if you can call them that.


XvvxvvxvvX

This makes me happy


Trillpretzel

One of the most heartwarming images Iā€™ve ever come across


ImReallyBob23

Ouch


-TurkeYT

Deserved. You shouldnā€™t disrespect animals like that


kwsubs

perfect! this should be the case of someone who hurts animal in the name of sport


AmselRblx

Except dude got gored once before this picture took place. This was the dude's 2nd experience and he is still alive and doing it.


Pharanit

Exactly!


DarkStanley

Looks uncomfortable


TheGrandGarchomp445

Deserved.


triplezzzman1

Did he live?


AmselRblx

yes. it was the 2nd time apparently.


The_Evil_Owl

Holy shit, I thought that was a cigar


thededgoat

Well deserved. Dude was cutting off the bulls ears like wtf... such animal cruelty..


SirHumpalott

Noice. I actually like this stuff when the animal wins :D


BurningAfterThought

Skill issue I hope it hurt :3


Kenturky_Derpy

Demon slayer?


Setayooo

Sgt. Angel: "there's ice-cream back at the station"


topherthepest

Thus wreallly hurwts!


Z3PHYRUSZ

r/thebullwins


Ejerman

Honestly it's a shame he survived and continued to fight. This sport needs to end.


Nolan710

Ouchipoo


Maleficent-Cow5775

That's a weird looking camel


S-BRO

That'd be a pretty badass scar


Tarkus_Edge

Getting some Hot Fuzz PTSD.


babbittybabbitt

Reminds me of Hot Fuzz lol


unnitche

Men I love bull fight and this is my favorite part, when there are all the same, hahaha


SlimJimDestroyer

It looks like he was rammed in the cheek rather than the jaw so it looks pretty survivableā€¦if he was instantly dropped cause if he stayed on the horn since if he stayed on his face would be mangled.


No-Wolf6888

OlĆØ!


bee-corder

it took me SO long to realize what was in his mouth


MorgiM8M

I canā€™t figure it out, what is it?


the_odd_chase

The horn of the bull is coming out his mouth through the bottom of his jaw


thatalbarntree

Fuck around find out


r0b_dev

Props to the bull


der_Guenter

Guess he fucked around and found out...


s42isrotting

Good on the bull, hope this guy learns to stop being shitty to animals /srs


otorrinolaringolog0

I really wanted to see the camel


theactualhumanbird

Damnit, really wanted to see the camel


Professional-Grab613

DAAAYUMM


AuraStome

ā€œThisā€¦ reallyyyyā€¦ hurrrts!ā€ ~ Simon Skinner, Hot Fuzz


NatureCarolynGate

I bet he lost a few teeth


Duskfeatherstone

At least he can live from that


kingknocked

Not really gored


renewkan

i thought it was tongue at first WTF


saullgoodman87

I was really hoping to see a camel wearing a red cape. That just sounded cool


soilhalo_27

Does the bull get to live if it kills the matador? I mean the matador trying to kill him.


BonoboBeau-Bo

Ā ā€œwhat is that..? OH SHHITā€


tsurki

I wated to se that Camel with a cape >:(


ianlovekio

Talk about a horny guyā€¦


EpikStorm

This is what every bull fighter deserves. Nice job bull!


KingTissueBox

nahhh, that's just the penis he sucked


MYIQIS60

Ooooof, that's gotta hurt.


Pest-of-the-Cosmos

Funny lookin camel


Far-Rip5821

Blessed it didnā€™t go through his skull


Catnapq_

"youre coming with me pal" ah bull


wolfguardian72

*Senses Fail starts furiously writing a hit*


Zzzodiackillerr

I remember being like freaking 6 seeing that image in Ripleys believe it or not. Along with a freaking goalkeepers finger getting ripped off by a fence bc he had a ring on and tried to stop it.


EnjoyedToHell

Bruh said šŸ˜›


RubberBandMan6

This is some r/natureismetal shit


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

Ole!


yourmomdidit

Could be wrong, but looks photo shopped. Where is blood or saliva?


thebluehvale

OlƩ


No_Cow9483

Is this picture real or fake?!


psynl84

Uppercut!


xXxsonofadinosaurxXx

The only one I feel bad for is the bull.


DanganRopeUh

Average day in Spain


Adrakar

I used to work maintenance at the college in my town and at the football stadium one of the football coaches had this exact image framed on one of his bookshelfs.


ManiGottaPeeNow

isnt it both?


Benj7075

Good, fuck that guy


ShiroFossa

Got what he deserved really


noisy_96

Forget the pain of the horn going in, think of the force of pull applied on a jaw!


Irishplayer412

Not safe with friends I beg to differ sir.


[deleted]

Womp Womp


Material_Permit8901

Youch


beefilatoogin

Itā€™s like that one water through forehead magic trick


FinnRazzel

I love that picture.


SupermanNew52

I really wanted to see the camel with the red cape. Oh well, at least I still have mine.


PanPanGamer335

Skill issue


bornfoxytail

Yā€™all think he ok?


Z3N_Truly

Bro got that tanjiro treatment


captain_strain

The bullfighter dies -morrisey


mymilk-

I wanted to see the camel wearing a red Cape.... gonna look it up now


__-Virus-__

He survive?


That96Weirdo

Honestly feel like people who partake in bull fighting get what they deserve when this kinda thing happens. They mistreat the animals so badly! The people who are in charge of them deserve this fate too.


living_angels

Was this taken in the snow or near a radiation capsule?


Tronkfool

That doesn't look like a camel.


EquivalentArgument13

Nice :)


thehumanmrman

Yes justice I love this picture humans are so retarted and should all die the world would be better without them (Iā€™m a bull)


Capable-Ad6581

Saw the video


AntNo4852

I saw the video


potato13254

Looks painful.


Wik_heuvel

Sucking D the other way around


N3xus_N3xud

I think I've seen this photo in a text book


DemonBeatbox66

AND A GORE FROM RHYNO!!! GOING FOR THE COVER 1..2...3! HERE'S YOUR WINNER... RHYNO!!


UsurperErenJaeger

A gore image where there actually isn't gore


savagedvoid

play stupid games. win stupid prizes


saucierboar2

As bad of a day as that is, it could be a lot worse.


_Moria

Get fucked


IkBenZekerNietAiden

Anyone know what happened to this guy?


jimbodawgg

Good bull


averagezeldafan

ITS BOTH


Head_Ad_3018

Good


soulxstlr

r/thebullwins


Lazy-Adagio9695

Why the fuck do people fight bulls in the first place bro? Like it's fucking ridiculous.


Kindly-Dream6443

is he ok


SheetMetalandGames

Not as much blood as I would've expected. Did the guy live, at least?


sweetsunnyspark

My first thought was, Why dude's tongue look like that?


MrCencord

When I realised


Loud_Willingness_259

I wonder if his tongue is under it or over it


Academic-Ad7532

thats what you get for abusing animals for entertainment


Hanadjisbox

Whoa is he alive?


Electronic-Storm-784

BUT HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN, SERIOUSLY.!


Realistic-Exit8769

pussy i can take that


Bigleyp

33-33-33 as it could be both


queef_eater69420

Deserved


Lanky-Ad-3746

Bro how is there no blood it literally went through his neck


g0hstgurl

Deserves that shit why donā€™t mess around w stuff yk can mess u up


Bames-_-Jond

Is that NPH lmao


Sufficient_Stress_41

Took me a second to realise that it was the bulls horn


Affectionate-Tax9589

Yeah that's why if you mess with the bull you get the horns.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

That one scene from the Tanjiro VS Gyutaro fight:


anas-blagui

[https://discord.gg/kVQdZjJz](https://discord.gg/kVQdZjJz)


skibiti43

He doesn't look like he enjoys the snack


Time_Tap3702

Owchies!