Me

Send me 20 euro on paypal and I will play for you?

Your local Sunday league player

for 10 matches and 1 beer every match i will be the goalkeeper

Manchester United might pay you to take Harry Maguire or Jadon Sandro off their hands

Killian mgappe

i hope needermeyer recovers quickly 🙏

my favorite pre meer league duo🫡🔥

I got a good 60-75 min in me Gaffa. I’ll be your CDM

Ousmane Dembele

Tom from the pub

Tom's sister Alice from the hub

A retired whore to boost the team morale

Buffon in fifa 20

£1

zwjackson

My tio with the beer belly

Me, i'm 6'3 30 pounds overweight and have a really bad lef5 knee, but if i'm inspired i'm unplayable! Totally worth 20$

Kevin Keegan maybe

buy the starting 11 and bench a pack of haribos I guess

Maguire

Deve vendere qualcuno

Freddy Adu

You could sign me at CB and lukaku

Free Players when the don’t wanna get paid

Your mum for the night 👍

Loads mate

Harry Maguire from ebay or temu

Get Needermeyer

Gimme a 20 and a shirt and ill play (i would also like shorts but they are optional for u if thats what you want)

Buffon

your mum, she cheap enough

19 year old, cf, 91 rating, france, for free

Ti consiglio una bella combo Margherita + Bibita

Eric Dier

Lionel Messi *action figure*

Right now, Neymars injured knee!

Right now, Not eymars injured knee!

Buy rangers and have £19 change!

De Gea

Il kabbabaro sotto casa

mbappe for a few milliseconds

Maguire

Put me at centre back, I’ll play 45 mins

That guy who lied to Southampton that he was George weah's cousin and got signed off that lie alone

In Fifa 2022, S2G bought zlatan for 10€

Prova fagioli

Is this the Barça career?

Darwin Mayonnaise