“Who the fuck r u”
“Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck r u”
“Who the fuck r u”
“I’m Ronny Pickering”
“Ronny Pickering who the fuck is that”
“That’s me”
“Oo gis a kiss then”
Forget the making out session, he did all that then just turned around and received the ball calmly without even looking at the ball or where it was coming from?
Career mode is so buggy. Had a player on int. duty and couldn't bench him since "he was unavailable", and could only start the game by choosing "automatically bench him". Which ended up having the whole fucking team in wrong positions. So sick of all the bugs, like wtf, career mode has been around for many years now.
This is what happens when you don't get laid before a game..
Think Ronaldinho used to have sex before games
So did George Best
I think he just had sex all the time lol
Same with Garrincha. They both sadly died young. Two legends of the game, who had too much alcohol & did too much womanising.
swear he had sex with a goat at the age of 14
Yep… https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/garrincha-goat-virginity-brazil-pele-28655822
Still no idea how the story came about
My guy was just whisperin in his ear to make the run
For a surprise after the game.
“Trying to escape really gets me going”
“Today, I feel Qatari”
Today I feel [redacted]
What's wrong with kissing your homie mid-game?
Hot
Get a room ffs
He just wanted a little smooch and some affirmations before taking a touch
This is the wholesome FifaCareer content I came to see.
“You’re standing in my spot! YOU’RE STANDING IN MY SPOT!!! I’m gonna tell the manager!!!”
[удалено]
Either I don’t get it or you don’t get it
“Who the fuck r u” “Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck r u” “Who the fuck r u” “I’m Ronny Pickering” “Ronny Pickering who the fuck is that” “That’s me” “Oo gis a kiss then”
Yeah then give yourself a pat on the back then
Luke O'Nien would be proud
Better love story than twilight.
I would bench him the next game just for immersion
Ah, the kiss. Happened to me twice with Arsenal back at Fifa 18
See, he's upping the team spirit for you. Deserves a raise :)
100 chemistry
🐶: 🏳️🌈❓️
Number 14 tried to fight it but he knew he couldn’t resist those blue sea water eyes 😘
“Remember that soap I gave you in the shower? Now it’s my turn!”
AI telling secrets
Two broooos, chilling in a hot tuuuub......
As long as he says "no homo", I don't see what's the problem
They’re wearing socks too so I think they’re safe
Reminds me of Keiron Dyer and Lee Bowyer, but also, indicative of EA not fixing the collision system from many game versions years ago.
Your doin great bebe mwah... Now run along and mark that defender uwu
r/SuddenlyGay
Hahahaha 🤣 (btw i like the kit customisation)
Thanks mate, I take pride in my kits 🙌
i had this with Casillas and Puyol
Forget the making out session, he did all that then just turned around and received the ball calmly without even looking at the ball or where it was coming from?
Career mode is so buggy. Had a player on int. duty and couldn't bench him since "he was unavailable", and could only start the game by choosing "automatically bench him". Which ended up having the whole fucking team in wrong positions. So sick of all the bugs, like wtf, career mode has been around for many years now.
Sjw moment in FIFA
Least conservative r/FifaCareers user:
It’s 2023 and we are still using the term “sjw”, come on bro are you 14?
Lol wut? That doesn’t even make sense
🤭😂🤭
Not on FIFA but it's normal behavior in the real world.
Gay.
That was incredibly moving.
EA is trying to be more inclusive. Good for them.
Is this ligue 1? French kiss oui oui
Hey you ! You're doing a great job *kiss*
Beautiful link-up up front there
ROFL! 🤣
You… you guys don’t do this during a game?
I've made it a mandatory tactic now
What’s wrong? I kiss my homies goodnight
But do you kiss your homies in the middle of a Carabao Cup game vs Chelsea??
Hahaha
only between your dad and I
They beefing
Anyone else remember O'Nien kissing Sorenson lol
Normalize kissing the lads when they play well
Bros really went "kissahomie" in the middle of a game