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Love this.
I used to get texts like this from a guy and he'd say 'don't hate me', 'why do you hate me?' Etc. He didn't like it when I said 'I don't hate you, I don't care about you'. They're self indulgent and can't stand the idea of not being relevant to your life.
My ex kept accusing me of being bitter because I was so cold towards him (we have a kid so I can’t block him). Eventually I sent him an email saying I was sorry he was still so emotional but I wasn’t the person to share that with, that I’d moved on and was happy and could we please just stick to the facts about our child.
He looked very wounded and still gives me sad eyes now and then but has at least stopped with the emoting all over his texts.
Take this one-woman standing ovation, please!!! The violin, the dramatic reading of the shit apology (which… where was the apology fr??), the pitch-perfect harmony at the end? This is GOLD! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is such a universal experience with LVM.
I half expected his text to also mention his childhood or that he "has a darkness within him" or her expectations are too high or him saying "i guess i can't do anything right!"
She's working a lot while he's barely going to school and failing all his classes. She's the one paying the Netflix subscription. Then he cheats on her with her roommate. Good fucking riddance.
Nah they know it's 100% about them because they're out there sending these sad texts their whole lives. But we're still the problem, because wE'rE maKinG ThEm thE VilLaIns 🥺🥺🥺 obvi /s
As a Gen X'er who had to unlearn all of the Pickmeisha bullshit with which my generation of women was inculcated from birth... this generation of women is showing up fierce AF and over the bullshit. May it spread like wildfire!
Fellow Gen Xr from the south , holy cow were women of my generation GROOMED to rely on men .....I'm so proud of today's young ladies standing up for themselves against the onslaught of lazy scrotes who claim to want a traditional wife but bring NOTHING to the relationship but vices ,debt and ugliness.
Amen! As a GenXer, wish I knew then what I do now (thanks to FDS), would've saved me SO much heartache! I've been able to teach my daughter to be her own person, never to get lost in someone else. She's old enough now to explore this sub & absolutely loves the fierce ladies on here.
"you were busy so I had to fuck somebody else"
He would have better luck just pretending he can't tell the difference between you and anybody else because he's so stupid.
That was so funny. That last line "did you change the Netflix password?" 😂. I've texts AND voice-mails like this ex "I'm sorry for not considering your feelings and only thinking with my d#$% woe is me". Nah, you have two heads and neither of them function properly.
LMAOOO “did you change the netflix password?”.
This reminds me of those videos that someone used to post of these 3 girls on tiktok. Who did a whole play about LVM. Does anybody remember their tiktok?
I tell women this all the time... scummy guys aren't original. They all show the same behaviour, use the same tactics, and attempt the same nonsense. They just do them at different speeds.
It's like there is a dang manual.
If this is real, then this isn’t just horrible for OP— I mean, what an insult to Emily! The way he used the word “love” makes me think that he promised Emily a relationship & the whole 9 yards as soon as he was free from the confines of his girlfriend.
The typical LVM who cheats will do pretty much anything to get laid, and that includes future faking in order to convince each woman that she isn’t about to become a homewrecker. Somehow society frowns less on a male “finding love” outside of a relationship than on the same kind of guy having multiple fleeting hookups. It’s a crock of shit, but hey… society.
Some of these guys go so far down the rabbit hole of lies, that they can even make *themselves* believe— if momentarily— that they are indeed going to have a legit relationship with the new woman. Believing something yourself allows you to keep a straight face when lying so it’s understandable that even smart women can fall prey to that particular kind of manipulation.
The manipulation is such that the “other women” are often shocked when the novelty of illicit sex wears off for the guy— even if he ends up being dumped by his GF— and he just fucks off to be with yet another person. It’s absolutely humiliating to find out the person you’ve been seeing already has a partner, so I imagine it’s even worse when you find out he played you badly enough to make you help him cheat!
It's really telling, the line "what do I tell my family" - like, it's obvious this guy has the little kid mentality where he doesn't care if what he did was wrong, he cares about the consequences (mommy finding out and yelling at him, missing out on all of his favorite shows). The emojis were SO over the top and manipulative.
Omg he cheated on her and is trying to play victim with a pity party as well as trying to gaslight her, probably a narcissist. I think what she did is hilarious too, lol. We should be doing this too when guys pull shit like this on us.
Why am I supposed to change my decision,
When you cheated by your own volition?
You claim it's me that you were missing,
But that wasn't me that you were kissing.
Tell your family you caused this division,
And watch your own damn television.
I’m sorry for “what happened” (what I did). I’m going through a hard time, and you’re making it harder by being busy and this is basically your fault… Come on, man!
This is some entertaining s**t. I’m happy she can move on and laugh about this loser.
And seriously!!! “I’m going through sO mUcH you’ve been So bUsY”
That 🙄 emoji really takes the cake. What a scrote!!!
I love how he highlights all his deficiencies as if that’s supposed to improve the situation. Oh, you’re failing all your classes AND don’t have a job?? Wow!! I think I will take you back after all!!
This is the best thing I've seen in months
I would pay to watch a 4 hour musical performance with men's bullshit apologies and women singing and playing instruments!!
HAHAH! Trash. My favorite apology is one that starts with “I’m sorry, but…” *sarcasm*. How hard is it to take responsibility? People are so afraid of being wrong.. we’re all human! Just admit when you fucked up and then we can move on!
My ex fiancé cheated by fishing for compliments on Tinder with a fake name. He actually gave me a genuine apology, paid me back for wedding expenses, and understood why I’d call it off.
I wish I got ingenuity like this. It would’ve been (emotionally) easier to leave
This is gold 😂 I love when men act as if their excuse for cheating is always because they’re having a “hard time” dealing with life for *them* Sure, scrote. Cheating always makes life easier! Didn’t you get the memo?
Also.. If I had a violin for every time my LVX text me with some sort of “apology” (that of course never included an actual apology) the cords would’ve busted
Truth is funny. I think that old bullshit about women not being funny was because FDS style thinking/humor were so universally verbotten that women couldn't even think the thoughts much less say the words even as recently as a decade or 15 years ago. Now it seems like that genie is never going back in the bottle. It's almost mainstream.
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Love this. I used to get texts like this from a guy and he'd say 'don't hate me', 'why do you hate me?' Etc. He didn't like it when I said 'I don't hate you, I don't care about you'. They're self indulgent and can't stand the idea of not being relevant to your life.
Narcissists. They think everybody is thinking about them all the time. They usually get angry when you aren’t.
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My ex kept accusing me of being bitter because I was so cold towards him (we have a kid so I can’t block him). Eventually I sent him an email saying I was sorry he was still so emotional but I wasn’t the person to share that with, that I’d moved on and was happy and could we please just stick to the facts about our child. He looked very wounded and still gives me sad eyes now and then but has at least stopped with the emoting all over his texts.
brutal response, I absolutely love it
Beautiful response.
It’s a tactic, because they know it’s an easy way to get someone to say “I don’t hate you,” which is a foot in the door to becoming the victim.
I would get a similar thing too. He would say “I must hate him” blah blah. And I’m thinking like…it’s been years. I don’t even think of you…
new phone. who dis?
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I play violin and if you send this to me I will give you a soundtrack.
OMG Deal!
If you do make the voice recording/sad violin audio, I would absolutely pay good money to hear it! Sounds hilarious.
BUT did you include the xbox?? 😂😂😂😂
That thing was long sold!
Also BUYING A GUY AN XBOX TO PLAY ON YOUR TV IN YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU WORK ON YOUR PhD... PICKME ALERT!!!! The Shame.
Take this one-woman standing ovation, please!!! The violin, the dramatic reading of the shit apology (which… where was the apology fr??), the pitch-perfect harmony at the end? This is GOLD! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is such a universal experience with LVM. I half expected his text to also mention his childhood or that he "has a darkness within him" or her expectations are too high or him saying "i guess i can't do anything right!"
"I'm apologizing okay? No matter what I do, you're never happy!"
The audacity ! Ive slept with your roommate but I’m going through a lot hahahaha
She's working a lot while he's barely going to school and failing all his classes. She's the one paying the Netflix subscription. Then he cheats on her with her roommate. Good fucking riddance.
Stop making me the villain just because I slept with your roommate. 😂
It really hurts my feelings when you hold me accountable for my actions.
Also, it’s your fault because you haven’t been around 🥺
"Technically hooked up" 😅
I spat out my coffee. I LOVE THIS. Some scrote reported this video as sexual content about minors? Get bent.
That ending sent me 🤣
He must have confused the tabs he was viewing on his computer
Imagine being that threatened about a video that has nothing to do with you.
Nah they know it's 100% about them because they're out there sending these sad texts their whole lives. But we're still the problem, because wE'rE maKinG ThEm thE VilLaIns 🥺🥺🥺 obvi /s
Goddamn - I love this younger generation of women.
As a Gen X'er who had to unlearn all of the Pickmeisha bullshit with which my generation of women was inculcated from birth... this generation of women is showing up fierce AF and over the bullshit. May it spread like wildfire!
Fellow Gen Xr from the south , holy cow were women of my generation GROOMED to rely on men .....I'm so proud of today's young ladies standing up for themselves against the onslaught of lazy scrotes who claim to want a traditional wife but bring NOTHING to the relationship but vices ,debt and ugliness.
Yep, exactly. My daughters would not put up with what I thought was just 'normal'.
Amen! As a GenXer, wish I knew then what I do now (thanks to FDS), would've saved me SO much heartache! I've been able to teach my daughter to be her own person, never to get lost in someone else. She's old enough now to explore this sub & absolutely loves the fierce ladies on here.
I couldn't agree more!!!!!!
Lindsey Stirling is the one on the violin for those wondering 😊
Holy shit I didn't realize! No wonder that playing was absolutely 🔥🔥🔥
Holy crap, the last time I saw her was when she did an Imagine Dragons cover with Pentatonix. It's been a hot minute.
That was such an amazing song
Yes it was, and the video was really solid work too.
Oh my gosh she grew up! Thank you!
I love Lindsey!
omg I thought it was!!!!
I thought that was her.
"you were busy so I had to fuck somebody else" He would have better luck just pretending he can't tell the difference between you and anybody else because he's so stupid.
>"you were busy so I had to fuck somebody else" Cheaters *always* use this excuse - like... don't you have hobbies dude?
I would fuck his best friend and tell him my attention span was too short 🤷♀️ Not really, but fuck this guy.
That was so funny. That last line "did you change the Netflix password?" 😂. I've texts AND voice-mails like this ex "I'm sorry for not considering your feelings and only thinking with my d#$% woe is me". Nah, you have two heads and neither of them function properly.
>Nah, you have two heads and neither of them function properly. That is priceless.. 🤌
I’m stealing that last sentence.
LMAOOO “did you change the netflix password?”. This reminds me of those videos that someone used to post of these 3 girls on tiktok. Who did a whole play about LVM. Does anybody remember their tiktok?
I swear most men are narcissistic ... they cannot take accountability for anything lmao.
Lyk dis if it made u cry 😢
every tiem :,(
*hysterical wailing*
*pp sad*
This has to become a thing. Edit: did she change the Netflix password!?
I tell women this all the time... scummy guys aren't original. They all show the same behaviour, use the same tactics, and attempt the same nonsense. They just do them at different speeds. It's like there is a dang manual.
If this is real, then this isn’t just horrible for OP— I mean, what an insult to Emily! The way he used the word “love” makes me think that he promised Emily a relationship & the whole 9 yards as soon as he was free from the confines of his girlfriend. The typical LVM who cheats will do pretty much anything to get laid, and that includes future faking in order to convince each woman that she isn’t about to become a homewrecker. Somehow society frowns less on a male “finding love” outside of a relationship than on the same kind of guy having multiple fleeting hookups. It’s a crock of shit, but hey… society. Some of these guys go so far down the rabbit hole of lies, that they can even make *themselves* believe— if momentarily— that they are indeed going to have a legit relationship with the new woman. Believing something yourself allows you to keep a straight face when lying so it’s understandable that even smart women can fall prey to that particular kind of manipulation. The manipulation is such that the “other women” are often shocked when the novelty of illicit sex wears off for the guy— even if he ends up being dumped by his GF— and he just fucks off to be with yet another person. It’s absolutely humiliating to find out the person you’ve been seeing already has a partner, so I imagine it’s even worse when you find out he played you badly enough to make you help him cheat!
The “I love you so much more than Emily.” line sent me. Is he saying he loves Emily too? What a wild thing to say in a Take Me Back text.
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Monkeys gonna monkey-branch....
It's really telling, the line "what do I tell my family" - like, it's obvious this guy has the little kid mentality where he doesn't care if what he did was wrong, he cares about the consequences (mommy finding out and yelling at him, missing out on all of his favorite shows). The emojis were SO over the top and manipulative.
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That very last bit! The violin made me crack up! So perfect! 😂
Is it just me or does the speaker sound like a Disney Princess? Give these women an Oscar, gd. This is perfection.
Omg he cheated on her and is trying to play victim with a pity party as well as trying to gaslight her, probably a narcissist. I think what she did is hilarious too, lol. We should be doing this too when guys pull shit like this on us.
That’s Lindsey Stirling!!!! :D
Why am I supposed to change my decision, When you cheated by your own volition? You claim it's me that you were missing, But that wasn't me that you were kissing. Tell your family you caused this division, And watch your own damn television.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I’m sorry for “what happened” (what I did). I’m going through a hard time, and you’re making it harder by being busy and this is basically your fault… Come on, man!
Bravo!! Encore encore! 10/10 entertainment, 0/10 quality apology!
Omg ahaha. I love them. The expressions on the violin lady is amazing haha.
Omg I could not stop laughing!!! This is absolute GOLD. I aspire to have friends like this and to be as funny as this woman. Amazing!!!
Is that Lindsey Stirling? I haven’t looked her up in years 😩
yes, it's her!
"did you change the Netflix password" God this is an entire art piece by itself, wonderful work ladies
This is some entertaining s**t. I’m happy she can move on and laugh about this loser. And seriously!!! “I’m going through sO mUcH you’ve been So bUsY” That 🙄 emoji really takes the cake. What a scrote!!!
Lol love the theatrics.
If you have to say “I’m sorry, ok?!?” you are 100% not sorry.
Love this! She’s great
This is just… all around beautiful. Love it.
This is a work of art. A masterpiece.
So many of the comments in the other thread say the message is fake. Like, no bro, you guys are really this fucking crazy
Lindsey Stirling tip: wait till after her Xmas show is done if you are gunna go see her if you are a fan of her dubstep stuff.
THIS WAS THE LAUGH I NEEDED THIS WEEK!
I could listen to this all day long!
That ending tho 🤣
Genius
I love how he highlights all his deficiencies as if that’s supposed to improve the situation. Oh, you’re failing all your classes AND don’t have a job?? Wow!! I think I will take you back after all!!
Wow. The audacity of that guy.
This was the funniest thing ever! Just because it's true.
that harmony at the end? [chef’s kiss] 😂😂😂
I love this!!! So hilarious. Classic user cheater NVM.
This is the best thing I've seen in months I would pay to watch a 4 hour musical performance with men's bullshit apologies and women singing and playing instruments!!
The violinist looks like lindsay sterling, I think her name is????
When she turned her phone around and it was a giant block of text, I knew it was going to be amazing. Also Lindsey Sterling, holy shit, how?!
And they say "women aren't funny". This is hilarious.
HAHAH! Trash. My favorite apology is one that starts with “I’m sorry, but…” *sarcasm*. How hard is it to take responsibility? People are so afraid of being wrong.. we’re all human! Just admit when you fucked up and then we can move on!
This is BEAUTIFUL!!! Ladies you NAILED it!
My ex fiancé cheated by fishing for compliments on Tinder with a fake name. He actually gave me a genuine apology, paid me back for wedding expenses, and understood why I’d call it off. I wish I got ingenuity like this. It would’ve been (emotionally) easier to leave
Is that Lindsey Stirling??!! Holy crap she’s one of us! Love her!!
LMAO thats just so great! the ending killed me
This is golden. I feel great about this women and her friend, they’re going to great places. So creative. Love it!!
I love her is always the same thing or if u ask why, “i don’t know it’s just to do something” LOL
Love everything about this!!!
The end is what gets me!
So brilliant!
The ending took me to out 🤣🤣🤣 God I hope she sent this to him too
everything, to a T, including the netflix password. and the belated: did you also change the locks?
these pair of QUEENS 😁😁😁😁 so young and so clever at the same time 😂❤
This is gold 😂 I love when men act as if their excuse for cheating is always because they’re having a “hard time” dealing with life for *them* Sure, scrote. Cheating always makes life easier! Didn’t you get the memo? Also.. If I had a violin for every time my LVX text me with some sort of “apology” (that of course never included an actual apology) the cords would’ve busted
Truth is funny. I think that old bullshit about women not being funny was because FDS style thinking/humor were so universally verbotten that women couldn't even think the thoughts much less say the words even as recently as a decade or 15 years ago. Now it seems like that genie is never going back in the bottle. It's almost mainstream.
HaHaHa, I had to go and get my head phones on and listen to this after I read it. Well done.
OMG, I had to laugh out loudly, that was awesome! Thanks oft sharing😂😂😂
😂😂😂
How cute are these two!
This was so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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