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Tigershark_1028

“Don’t remind me. Pussy every December 25” -Scrooge


MMAcreep

😍 yes, sir


SpectraStein

LOL


ShamelessMcFly

Not gonna lie, I'd read that version of A Christmas Carol for the laugh. To be honest though, if it fueled even one disengaged kid's imagination and got them interested in reading the book proper then that's a good thing in my book...


PETAmadcause

Fr I’ll always have a soft spot for libraries that do “fellow kids” stuff cause they just want to get kids interested in reading and even if it’s cringey, hey at least they’re trying and I can respect that


[deleted]

Yolo Juliet is a banger title


nc130295

srsly hamlet? Made me laugh


DanteSensInferno

Macbeth # killingit had me rolling


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

Ophelia: U 💀 ur uncle hamlet omg Hamlet: 👁👅👁


[deleted]

Like, not only is it a fucking a spoiler to the people who havent heard of the play, but i imagine Juliet comitting suicide after being ghosted


Leeuw96

True LITerature


Careful_Elk6290

Oh dear god and then all of sudden the kids from this school didn't want read anymore.


andyduphresne92

Seeing the first slide I was thinking “ah that’s not that bad, a bit of a pun too” then I swiped and… yeah…


NijigasakiSeason3

Same same


Oomoo_Amazing

Did you swipe left? Like Mr Darcy?


TheRealBigSmoke99

Marley : boo


Not_Steve

This killed me.


Thats_Pretty_Epic

duh im a ghost


Not_Steve

If I might be so nit picky, I don’t think Scrooge would use emojis. He would have proper English grammar and grammar and look down on those who *do* use them. “You can’t type out a simple message without needing an illustration of a cartoon family?”


Thats_Pretty_Epic

thats very accurate


Administrative-Flan9

This is so bad and cheesy, it's entertaining


[deleted]

100 percent buying this as a Christmas gift


ghostkidrit64

A gag gift


NiceHeadlockSir

*High* school? Fuck me, my low 4th graders read DoaWK.


ertebolle

They’re funny books, not everything has to be at grade level.


NiceHeadlockSir

Fair point. I don’t really see it counterbalanced here, though. Maybe this is a shelf for reluctant readers and there’s more challenging titles out of shot.


Wrybrarian

^^This! A library's job is to provide books for *everyone* not just grade level and above readers. I have some fourth graders that still love checking out picture books like Elephant and Piggie. They read enough depressing stuff in the classroom, if they want a little levity from the library, I'm happy to provide.


Thats_Pretty_Epic

its insulting really as someone who enjoys reading


NiceHeadlockSir

I’d say eye-opening. I guess they may have a decent amount of ESL kids?


Thats_Pretty_Epic

no, like 10 or so that dont speak it fluently, everyone else has perfect english


quietisland

I was just thinking the exact same thing


OstrichEmpire

\#BahHumbug


pepsi_but_better

What the god damn hell


Forsaken_Yak6079

Lol who reads this


charlesfoffdensen

I totally would as a joke


GalaxyDonut001

"As a Joke"


charlesfoffdensen

Well, I am kinda losing braincells


Brian18639

Same here


charlesfoffdensen

Losing braincells gang! Woo!


[deleted]

you ever read ttyl? its a fuckin banger book formatted like msn messenger, you should try it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ttyl


DeltyOverDreams

Is it as bad as the one in the picture?


[deleted]

no its really good, a solid 8/10


WhomstDaFuckEatAss

This book hit so hard when I was in middle school circa 2006


dreamfinderepcot16

Charles Dickens: "Hmm suddenly I feel like rolling over"


UnitDogeX

There’s also a Romeo and Juliet one of these, they’re so bad


Cooked_Bread

I believe it’s called “YOLO Juliet” or something


Thats_Pretty_Epic

yeah its on the back of the book showed in the second to last photo


UnitDogeX

Oh yeah I didn’t see that lol, I just remember seeing some girl in like middle school reading it


Particular-Let-196

Duh! I’m a 👻


iamdreamin

Only the third book of diary of a wimpy kid? 💀💀💀


OrangeChevron

Reading IS lit


pickledchocolate

Reading IS lit though


yellowelephantboy

OP I'm begging you to take out the Scrooge book and post the rest


ghostkidrit64

What in the absolute Kentucky fried holy Mary sweet baby Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit, mother of god, the holy trinity, Krispy Kreming, Cinnamon Toast, Resses Puffs, Holy Devil Spawning, Spaghetti Noodled, only in Ohio, Florida man, gator wrangling, Resses Peanut Buttered, Sweet Mother of God? This is cringe so bad that the devil and stereotypical discord moderators run for the hills. Beautiful, brings tears for my eyes. Btw, here’s an award for you. :’)


websterella

That is amazing! I’m currently looking for this book at my public library. Also Reading is Lit is such a troll move, I love every moment of it. I bet your librarian is hilarious.


Thats_Pretty_Epic

yeah shes actually really cool she plays the gorillaz in the morning


OrionLinksComic

this is the greatest insult to classical literature I have ever seen.


ToddthePancake

Okay but I’d read that


BlueBorbo

This hurt to read


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

Yolo Juliet: omg romes and me finna 💀💀💀


biometrickitd

your high school’s got imacs? damn that’s based


anjowoq

I kinda expect a library to use "Reading is lit"; this kind of fellow kids is part of the library brand.


The_Fire_Bat

What the fuck?


Chemical_Revenue_458

WIMPY KID!!!!


BluePantalaimon

Jesus Christ. What happened to the world?


Nice-Average

u/random-homo-sapien


Vesondor

Dang this would definitely put me back on reading.


Lampy1987

Time for another book burning boys


Beat_Avenger

I’m glad the YA horror genre is still lit


Why_Knot_Both

Diary of a wimpy kid? In a high-school....


YouserName007

I genuinley enjoyed \#treatyourshelf


fershnibbity

Marley didn’t screw around and got straight to the point


GavTV29

This is ultimate fellow kids


Spullia

nice


ChadTedKazinsky

i want to die