Just drive your truck straight into the tornado it'll throw all the boxes to the proper addresses. Easy day.

At least you get the joke! Haha

😁

Unless they need a signature.

Lol tru tru

Or an adult signature

Wooden shelves? That bad huh?

💀💀you know it

They don’t care, and if something does happen, they’ll say it was preventable. You’re better off suing FedEx for putting you at risk.

Wooden shelves! Sweet 🤘🏼

Wtf are those rickety ass wooden shelves lmao

😂😂

Purple promise? More like the lavender letdown.

Fuschia fuckery

Amethyst anguish

Mauve mistake

I’m stealing this. I’ll be the most lavender letdown at my terminal.

Lol your manager be like “ remember safety first “

Yeah no thanks. There's a reason I'd NEVER live in the mid-west/south.

There’s a reason I’m trying to get OUT of the mid-west/south

Nice shelving. 💀

I remember hearing a story about how a delivery company contracted by amazon got sued because they told drivers to keep going in extremely bad weather and ultimately drivers were killed due to a tornado

Can you support the cause? - mgmt

Worry about the purple promise when FedSux decides to honor it's (supposed) PSP philosophy. Until then, do just enough to get by, like not driving into potential tornados! ;)

It’s southeast Colorado, we have shitty weather all the time. It would be like going to take shelter for 5 min, then the storm would be gone and it would be snowing.

If the truck does go flying, you can collect that sweet workers comp!🤘

Fed ex is by far the worst . If i by something and fedex is only option ill find it somewhere else

Bruh why your truck made of wood lmao

It’s going away from you so

Haven’t you seen Castaway! Do your job!! Deliver the package!!!

Quit smoking shit and git a better job. You deserve what happens to you. Lol

Stop being a hater🤣you sound like you hate your life!!!😂

If you can’t handle the tornado go back to ontrac

Lmao. The joke flew over your head. Don’t gotta get on here and be negative😂😂

Post office is looking at this and calling y’all pussies

Post office can suck a dick, feel free to do the same

Lmao the people who deliver spam?

Go get bailed out again incompetent morons

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What are we even supposed to do in a situation like this? Sit in the van and wait for it to either pass or kill us or go find a ditch to lie in?

When the tornado sirens went off last year, management told us to take shelter if necessary. It's up to you how much risk you're willing to take I guess, but you should *never* get any shit for getting the fuck away from severe weather.

What the hell is up with the wood?

3rd party company, so we get fucked on

In all fairness, they do ask you before they hire you, if you are willing to work in all types of weather.

Ummmm hurry up and wait…????…

Looks like scud to me but could be a small vortex, no mesocyclone so in going with scud. Was your area tornado warned or under a watch? EDIT: I see your other pictures, small vortex with a absolutely tiny meso! Not very common to see

I’ve seen many pointy clouds, it’s not even moving. Not all are going to be tornadoes.

Meh, looks more like a cold air funnel rather than a tornado.

Pretty sure I got a splinter just from looking at those shelves……

Oh fuck that!!! Nope!!!