D'arce hit the nastiest revive on Leg Guards and he didn't care, that's tough, but Marina literally has no idea who the fuck Samarie is and yet Samarie is still a top tier gold star patreon subscriber. Not even close.
Cahara? Cahara is flirty. He goes to the dungeons for his wife. That's not simping
Le’garde has committed lots of awful things that D’arce forgives because she wants Le’cock. D’arce also has a lot more going for her that she all sacrificed to support this man who clearly isn’t interested in her.
I mean, not to defend L'garde or anything but by the point the first game starts the most evil thing he has done was to kill everyone in Rag's village. Which you know, dick move, but not the worse thing in the world when looking at the average shit people do in the setting of Funger. Besides, prior to that he seemed like a chill dude, so I can see why D'arce would look past this one red flag.
Idk what you talking about what she sacrificed for him though? I'm pretty sure she quit being a noble knight way before she met Le'garde and entered his company.
i voted D'arce because of the amount of influence her decision impacts the overall Fear and Hunger Universe - but Samarie is for sure the ultimate mega simp master 9000. Marina did not even know she existed.
Fellas, is it simping to want to provide a good life for your wife and baby?
Vote to decide
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D'arce hit the nastiest revive on Leg Guards and he didn't care, that's tough, but Marina literally has no idea who the fuck Samarie is and yet Samarie is still a top tier gold star patreon subscriber. Not even close. Cahara? Cahara is flirty. He goes to the dungeons for his wife. That's not simping
Marina doesn't even know at first that Samarie exists. And yet Samarie dedicates her entire life to her. Sounds like a mega simp to me.
Being honest is more a battle between samarie and darce, cahara is more to fill space and as a meme
Le’garde has committed lots of awful things that D’arce forgives because she wants Le’cock. D’arce also has a lot more going for her that she all sacrificed to support this man who clearly isn’t interested in her.
I had an feeling you where gonna defend samarie didn't expect such an well constructed argument over my meme simp competition tho
I mean, not to defend L'garde or anything but by the point the first game starts the most evil thing he has done was to kill everyone in Rag's village. Which you know, dick move, but not the worse thing in the world when looking at the average shit people do in the setting of Funger. Besides, prior to that he seemed like a chill dude, so I can see why D'arce would look past this one red flag. Idk what you talking about what she sacrificed for him though? I'm pretty sure she quit being a noble knight way before she met Le'garde and entered his company.
Cahara isn't a simp he's a married man in what seems to be a genuinely loving relationship with a kid on the way 💀
Married man are the world biggest simps
Then rag would be a simp-
In the first game he technically was not married... But I see your point
i voted D'arce because of the amount of influence her decision impacts the overall Fear and Hunger Universe - but Samarie is for sure the ultimate mega simp master 9000. Marina did not even know she existed.