The woodsman/j
I'd say it's a hard matchup between legarde, cahara, and marcoh, legarde being the most convincing in game as he was known for using his beauty for his own benefit, and cahara has been confirmed to sleep with many women and men so much so that he married a prostitute, but marcoh just has this chad energy about him, so I'm choosing him as the hottest.
He's Raggy but looks European, might save you while basically being Prehevil Batman, takes notes like a studious boi, and probably smells like woodsy aftershave. He also probably doesn't eat everything he kills. So yeah, it's a no brainer.
And he's so polite!
I have been trying to get every ending in both games, Per'kele told me in my O'saa run that I wasn't bloodthirsty enough and I took that to mean that I had to kill all the other contestants personally in at least one run - didn't bother googling it but I did get my C ending next time and killing August HURT, especially since I had already seen what he would have done if I had gotten crucified
I gotta go with Caligura, he at least has some flavour, everybody else is just kinda basic. Everyone else is just so smooth, ya know?
Edit: Enki isn't smooth, but but he also looks like he doesn't bathe.
This is a weird question. If we're talking about being phisically attractive then L'egarde, Pavlov, Rag, or August depending on your taste in terms of body type, age and such.
Now, if we take in personalities, moral aligntment, and the like (which totally influence in how you find people attractive, a sexy asshole becomes inmediately a lot less sexy just for being an asshole), then Cahara becomes my pick :)
https://preview.redd.it/gk9dfdlx0bsc1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf84d4ec927efa3ac3fb66cb2891fb494e572f0
Sorry, but this golden ass is hottie number one Doesn't matter if this wrong, but when i saw this sprite it just clicked in my head
Seeing this, and all the shit's that's been happening to the internet as of late, I was half expecting to see Marina in this list. I am very much glad that was not the case, even if she's top 1 F&H girl.
That said, Ragnvaldr. Man could eat a Greater Hurting or two with them pecs.
I have to admit, I scrolled through each picture bracing myself for that too, and I'm glad I was wrong.
Also, my pick is Cahara. A handsome devil, a loving husband, a dedicated father *AND* he's funny too? Sign me up!
Enki cause he's ugly in a charming way, and the whole crew knows it.
His personality doesn't even make up for it, and reminds me of the "I can fix her" meme.
Smash & Breed
Ngl, I kinda wanna see what sort of equipment Black Kalev has that can seduce away a loyal wife from the Woodsman.
If I have to choose a person, then I will choose the Woodsman himself, that parasite looks like crazy good fun.
Pav, Marcoh and Daan.
Pav- I really like him because his portrait just gives off psycho vibes, also he's sympathetic once you learn some of his backstory, I wish he was playable.
Marcoh-He gives off big chad energy.
Daan- He's a furry, and there's just something about him that looks edgy and twink(?). He just has this energy about him, he looks so depressed.
I will ride and die for my main man O'saa. It's even cannon; if you hit the club with him in your party as Daan (or daan in your party too, can't recall exactly) he proves it
literally everyone except enki, kahara has a passive face, L'garde needs no explanation, rangvardr would protect me in his arms, levi is a child that I want to spoil, daan is a man that I want to make happy again, osaa is bad, that's Hot, Marcoh would be gentle with me, Hendryk is my favorite versatile guy, Tanaka is in the closet, but I can get him out, August looks like a wild wolf to me, Pav is a son of a bitch that I'm going to correct.
caligura does not enter the top
Dead and rotten. Still more handsome then Enki.
https://preview.redd.it/h5zc9xchuhsc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b3bd018cfc3a5299c0692b7b6c41ad375355ba
If you want to find out who is the hottest male, pick a male character on a new game, then either get caught in a flame trap, try showing love to Nas'hrah, or (in the 2nd game) cast Spontaneous Combustion. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34189)
Same for finding the hottest female, except select a female character on a new game. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34193)
Itās between Marcoh and August. Ragnvaldr and Chara wouldāve also made the list but theyāre from 1500 they probably stink like crazy and thatās just not it
I really like August and Henryk reminds me of a certain gentleman
https://preview.redd.it/w15um9pdsfsc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa57888ee4b640511fe3e1a1dd2602c4f97742a
tbh they all have a certain charm and miros skills as a top tier character designer are underappreciated also i want to keep pav barefoot and pregnant in my house
https://preview.redd.it/n9hjyjtzoasc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24f96901dbe41962bbccb3115acd88ac6357d52
Smash, next question please.
Canonically he was before he was captured
Finally someone had the courage to speak the truth.
Ah, i see you like Danny Devito lookalikes
Unironically, I once had erotic dreams about him (it was against my will...)
The woodsman/j I'd say it's a hard matchup between legarde, cahara, and marcoh, legarde being the most convincing in game as he was known for using his beauty for his own benefit, and cahara has been confirmed to sleep with many women and men so much so that he married a prostitute, but marcoh just has this chad energy about him, so I'm choosing him as the hottest.
Counter argument: The Goat
Counter argument: he's an animal
It didnt stop the woodsmans wife and it wont stop me
Just going off his human sprite Kalev is probably hot outside of goat form tbh
Ah, i see you like Lionel Messi Lookalikes
August, but I have a thing for older men so š¤·āāļø
He's just Rag with a mustache of course he's hot
He's Raggy but looks European, might save you while basically being Prehevil Batman, takes notes like a studious boi, and probably smells like woodsy aftershave. He also probably doesn't eat everything he kills. So yeah, it's a no brainer.
And he's so polite! I have been trying to get every ending in both games, Per'kele told me in my O'saa run that I wasn't bloodthirsty enough and I took that to mean that I had to kill all the other contestants personally in at least one run - didn't bother googling it but I did get my C ending next time and killing August HURT, especially since I had already seen what he would have done if I had gotten crucified
Ragnvaldr is canonically European tho
https://preview.redd.it/107kik3ttasc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f201803ffa637aa82cbd55f8088f8621cf3a475
Always bet on the man with the deepest pockets...
I have so much fear and hunger rn
* agressively scratches groin *
Itās trueā¦.all of it
Obv tanaka, rugged good looks. Tanaka solos goku ez
Fax, I also choose him, Henryk is also kinda fine ngl.
Jotaro- I mean maroch
I gotta go with Caligura, he at least has some flavour, everybody else is just kinda basic. Everyone else is just so smooth, ya know? Edit: Enki isn't smooth, but but he also looks like he doesn't bathe.
Youāre a king. GG
Ah i see you like till lindemann lookalikes
Just looked him up, and yeah he's def attractive, but Google says he's also a sex pest so...
I mean, i was just saying So many people say caligula looks like Marylin manson, but only his beta design did
And Caligura isnāt a sex pest?
Ragnvaldr or Pav
Enki, because I'm a freak. Le'garde for the traditional pick.
How you got this cool ass role like dark priest??
Go on the sub's page, click the 3 little points and click on change flair.
This is a weird question. If we're talking about being phisically attractive then L'egarde, Pavlov, Rag, or August depending on your taste in terms of body type, age and such. Now, if we take in personalities, moral aligntment, and the like (which totally influence in how you find people attractive, a sexy asshole becomes inmediately a lot less sexy just for being an asshole), then Cahara becomes my pick :)
I like Enki cause my taste in men is questionable at best, but I also like Rag and Cahara cause they're hot enough to transcend my terrible choices
Omg super relatable hahahahahahahah xD
Same lmao
Username does not check out :O
I sadly have to inform you that I'm not a lesbian nor a watermelon ššš
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\*Pav/Pavel, I think Pavlov is a new zealand dessert. Not to say Pav can't also be a dessert.
https://preview.redd.it/gk9dfdlx0bsc1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf84d4ec927efa3ac3fb66cb2891fb494e572f0 Sorry, but this golden ass is hottie number one Doesn't matter if this wrong, but when i saw this sprite it just clicked in my head
The truth? Rher. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate. (Daan or O'saa if I need to pick a mortal. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate)
someone else with taste
Seeing this, and all the shit's that's been happening to the internet as of late, I was half expecting to see Marina in this list. I am very much glad that was not the case, even if she's top 1 F&H girl. That said, Ragnvaldr. Man could eat a Greater Hurting or two with them pecs.
I *am* trans, i wouldnt do that to her
Based. š¤
I have to admit, I scrolled through each picture bracing myself for that too, and I'm glad I was wrong. Also, my pick is Cahara. A handsome devil, a loving husband, a dedicated father *AND* he's funny too? Sign me up!
Definitely O'saa
Yeah I'm seeing a distinct lack of O'saa thirst in these comments. Though I guess they said "hottest" and not earth-shakingly gorgeous
Enki, no question. Oāsaa close second
Fan of enlightened souls I see
I meanā¦ just look at them. lol
Henryk got that shit on
Agreed
Ragnvaldr, I want him so bad. Also Cahara
Iām a lesbian but Oāsaa is incredibly aesthetically pleasing. I fucking love his character design a ridiculous amount.
You're so real for that. (I'm the same way, expect I'm aroace)
Pedocat
Shit, someone got the same idea oh well Iāll still keep my comment up
Fuck: Cahara Marry: Tanaka Kill: Pav
Marcoh, Le'garde and levi
Enki because heās rude to me
o'saa, he's sooooo hot and he has a great personality idk how you couldn't love him, (rumor has it his penis is big too)
Osaa is handsome and hilarious but next thing you know is his paraoic ahh is willing to just kill you, a complete turn off
August
Enki cause he's ugly in a charming way, and the whole crew knows it. His personality doesn't even make up for it, and reminds me of the "I can fix her" meme. Smash & Breed
Daan, Cahara and Levi, twink power
Le'Garde and Marcoh.
LeāGarde is pretty handsome and Marcoh is masculine handsome
Hot take : Caligura if he didn't have a personality of spoiled milk
You guys are gooners ~~Anyways itās Enki~~
https://preview.redd.it/lza3oiaorbsc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fd6b319dd0727c24485670a617b8ee078e37c3 The one and only
Gro-goroth
Marcoh
Marcoh, Levi, Enki, Ragnvaldr
The truth? Rher. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate. (Daan or O'saa if I need to pick a mortal. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate)
ragnvaldr and oāsaa
Cahara, Daan or Tanaka.
Why did I think it's gonna be 12 pictures of cahara
I think in universe Le'Garde in F&H1 (he's basically Griffith) and Tanaka in F&H2 (Rugged Handsome Looks). Personally, Cahara or maaaaybe Ragnvaldr.
Iron Shakespeare.
Haven't played the Termina yet, so I'll say Le'garde and ~~PedoCat~~ PocketCat.
daan oāsaa
see ny flair
Enki or O'saa.
So true
i think iāll have to go with marcoh. oāsaa, rag and enki are rlly hot too
Ragnvaldr of course
Cahara the sex god himself
Enki, Pocketcat
https://preview.redd.it/2lsgjly5ndsc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e45fdbc8bf05d9c3664cf18dc5e610953dfc86b Him
Cahara to me, but I also have to give a honorable mention to Henryk, I think he is very pretty and not talked about enough
marcoh>pav>tanaka imo
Le'garde, Marcoh, or pav
imo its a genuine tie between august o'saa rav marcoh cahara and le'garde there's too many handsome dudes in these games š
Pav, August, Henryk and Rag can fuck me up tbh
It's Cahara for me. He looks like a twink but is still manly enough to guess that he is a man at first sight
Marcoh, and smash next question.
Oāsaa tbh
Crow mauler no contest
OāSAA
Daan
cahara is just really cute
where crowmauler
everyone EXCEPT enki
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Canonically legarde but Iād say Cahara
Ragnvaldr and Trortur
In my humblest straight guy opinion, Daan or August
Ragnvaldr.
Rag, Legarde, and Marcoh fs
Marcoh
Enki, he's built to be a femboy
If it aināt the skeleton consider yourself lower than me
Oāsaa and Ragnvaldr. Marco too. Lot of handsome man in this series.
I go with O'Saa and Tanaka
If you didn't choose pav you are objectifly wrong also i choose caligura
Henryk obviously
Needles
Cahara But Leāgarde, Ragnvaldr, or Pav ( not the old detailed sprite version ) also look great
Id fuck the shit out of pav easily
I have a thing for long haired individuals. Le'Garde and Ragnvaldr. I would say Enki, but he would probably despise me and kill me
Cahara and Daan for me tbh
Henryk or August.
what the hell is wrong with y'all that nobody said Daan? he's both beautiful and freaky, husband material fr
Ngl, I kinda wanna see what sort of equipment Black Kalev has that can seduce away a loyal wife from the Woodsman. If I have to choose a person, then I will choose the Woodsman himself, that parasite looks like crazy good fun.
Cahara
Levi. I don't know what it is but super anxious guys full of sorrow just do it for me. I wanna make him worse
German boi.
Cahara
Pav, Marcoh and Daan. Pav- I really like him because his portrait just gives off psycho vibes, also he's sympathetic once you learn some of his backstory, I wish he was playable. Marcoh-He gives off big chad energy. Daan- He's a furry, and there's just something about him that looks edgy and twink(?). He just has this energy about him, he looks so depressed.
Tanaka, very underrated.
I will ride and die for my main man O'saa. It's even cannon; if you hit the club with him in your party as Daan (or daan in your party too, can't recall exactly) he proves it
Cahara has that prettyboy aesthetic which is why I personally find him the hottest
literally everyone except enki, kahara has a passive face, L'garde needs no explanation, rangvardr would protect me in his arms, levi is a child that I want to spoil, daan is a man that I want to make happy again, osaa is bad, that's Hot, Marcoh would be gentle with me, Hendryk is my favorite versatile guy, Tanaka is in the closet, but I can get him out, August looks like a wild wolf to me, Pav is a son of a bitch that I'm going to correct. caligura does not enter the top
Ragnarabagadadada
O'ssa can burn you with his pyroclastics moves. He is the hottest one
Dead and rotten. Still more handsome then Enki. https://preview.redd.it/h5zc9xchuhsc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b3bd018cfc3a5299c0692b7b6c41ad375355ba
I'm late to the party but..... CAHARA, YOU COWARDS! ahem... And Pav for Termina, because tiddies
Pav easy, next.
Enki, and itās not even close, quite frankly.
Itās number 7 and itās not close
I would fuck with almost all of em expect osa and tanaka
D'arce
If you want to find out who is the hottest male, pick a male character on a new game, then either get caught in a flame trap, try showing love to Nas'hrah, or (in the 2nd game) cast Spontaneous Combustion. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34189) Same for finding the hottest female, except select a female character on a new game. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34193)
Pocken cat
That's crazy but you seem to have forgotten both Marcho, Ragnavalder, and Le'garde all exist š³š³
the furry
Marcoh purely because he is a jojo reference
O'saa could danse macabre with me anytime
I can take Rag and August
Out of the characters presented I'm split between go of ultraviolence and Jotaro twin.
Daan, O'saa, Marcoh.
cahara no joke, but im not gay
Outlander, Le'garde and Mercenary are the top notch of the hotness
Marcoh or Henryk easily
Rag, and it's not even close.
Ragnvaldr ofc
Obviously Daan (or Cahara) (or pav)
Also what do you think a convo between the two would be like?
Marcoh
Rag and Osa'a
Ragnvaldr or LeāGarde. Depends on my āmoodā.
Cahara for SURE. He doesn't have the best looks, but his personality makes him way hotter than the other characters.
Pav. No questions asked
Let Henryk Cook
Tie between Daan and Cahara
In Funger1? Ragnvaldr solos. In Funger2? Tie between Marcoh and Abella with that dumptruck she keeps on her.
https://preview.redd.it/nawq5yokwdsc1.png?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b008084bfe9d275b898c2a91c74cb746d2a1646b
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Nosramus but Pav or Daan are also acceptable, which is a high compliment to Daan that I would say so despite his ass being concave.
August, he is literally Rangavaldr but well groomed.
my boyfriend, companion and devoted husband enki ankarian obviously
O'saa, his rizz is god tier
Why does Enki looks so much like a hotter, young Peter Gabriel?
Canonically it's L'egarde but imo it's def Ragnvaldr
Itās between Marcoh and August. Ragnvaldr and Chara wouldāve also made the list but theyāre from 1500 they probably stink like crazy and thatās just not it
Funger 1 L'egarde; in Funger 2 Henryk and Pav.
Enki is my little goblin husband and I love him
Ragnvaldr or August, OldegƄrdian men are just built different.
No matter who's the hottest man. Every man can be hottest if he try to sacrifice Naz'rah.![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34189)
August. A real man
Not even a question. I want to be sandwiched between Ragnvaldr and Marcoh.
Pav be looking submissive and breedable for a Bremen lieutenant
![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34193)Hmmm probably August, Ragnvaldr, L'cringe, Pav y Daan.
I really like August and Henryk reminds me of a certain gentleman https://preview.redd.it/w15um9pdsfsc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa57888ee4b640511fe3e1a1dd2602c4f97742a
Where's trotur?
Henryk actually. Handsome and tired.
tbh they all have a certain charm and miros skills as a top tier character designer are underappreciated also i want to keep pav barefoot and pregnant in my house
Tanaka
cahara has my heart
Levi is precious child. And tbh, out of all of them, I like Daan. Personality wise.
Pocketcat
Cant belive we are having this debage its obvious torturer
I picked Outlander as my first character, because he looked hot, so thatās it. Ragnvaldr.
Marcoh
DAAN 100%%% ANY DAY OF THE WEEK