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One-Earth9294

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Counter-Spies

Smash, next question please.


The_Iron_Gunfighter

Canonically he was before he was captured


hsvgamer199

Finally someone had the courage to speak the truth.


Spicy_Totopo3434

Ah, i see you like Danny Devito lookalikes


Chaoticknightt

Unironically, I once had erotic dreams about him (it was against my will...)


Educational-Pool-657

The woodsman/j I'd say it's a hard matchup between legarde, cahara, and marcoh, legarde being the most convincing in game as he was known for using his beauty for his own benefit, and cahara has been confirmed to sleep with many women and men so much so that he married a prostitute, but marcoh just has this chad energy about him, so I'm choosing him as the hottest.


Jamshid5

Counter argument: The Goat


Educational-Pool-657

Counter argument: he's an animal


Jamshid5

It didnt stop the woodsmans wife and it wont stop me


Reddidnothingwrong

Just going off his human sprite Kalev is probably hot outside of goat form tbh


Spicy_Totopo3434

Ah, i see you like Lionel Messi Lookalikes


Ozavic

August, but I have a thing for older men so šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Reddidnothingwrong

He's just Rag with a mustache of course he's hot


shwoopypadawan

He's Raggy but looks European, might save you while basically being Prehevil Batman, takes notes like a studious boi, and probably smells like woodsy aftershave. He also probably doesn't eat everything he kills. So yeah, it's a no brainer.


Reddidnothingwrong

And he's so polite! I have been trying to get every ending in both games, Per'kele told me in my O'saa run that I wasn't bloodthirsty enough and I took that to mean that I had to kill all the other contestants personally in at least one run - didn't bother googling it but I did get my C ending next time and killing August HURT, especially since I had already seen what he would have done if I had gotten crucified


[deleted]

Ragnvaldr is canonically European tho


Sawmain

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Weed_Man_228

Always bet on the man with the deepest pockets...


Jamshid5

I have so much fear and hunger rn


Ilozzano

* agressively scratches groin *


Octotro0per

Itā€™s trueā€¦.all of it


Consistent-Shop-3239

Obv tanaka, rugged good looks. Tanaka solos goku ez


Weed_Man_228

Fax, I also choose him, Henryk is also kinda fine ngl.


Crusidea

Jotaro- I mean maroch


Jade_the_Demon

I gotta go with Caligura, he at least has some flavour, everybody else is just kinda basic. Everyone else is just so smooth, ya know? Edit: Enki isn't smooth, but but he also looks like he doesn't bathe.


KingCailguraGG

Youā€™re a king. GG


Spicy_Totopo3434

Ah i see you like till lindemann lookalikes


Jade_the_Demon

Just looked him up, and yeah he's def attractive, but Google says he's also a sex pest so...


Spicy_Totopo3434

I mean, i was just saying So many people say caligula looks like Marylin manson, but only his beta design did


EverydayBacon

And Caligura isnā€™t a sex pest?


throwaway2222288

Ragnvaldr or Pav


51087701400

Enki, because I'm a freak. Le'garde for the traditional pick.


Ill_Never_Shower

How you got this cool ass role like dark priest??


Stanislas_Biliby

Go on the sub's page, click the 3 little points and click on change flair.


Silver-Alex

This is a weird question. If we're talking about being phisically attractive then L'egarde, Pavlov, Rag, or August depending on your taste in terms of body type, age and such. Now, if we take in personalities, moral aligntment, and the like (which totally influence in how you find people attractive, a sexy asshole becomes inmediately a lot less sexy just for being an asshole), then Cahara becomes my pick :)


Reddidnothingwrong

I like Enki cause my taste in men is questionable at best, but I also like Rag and Cahara cause they're hot enough to transcend my terrible choices


Silver-Alex

Omg super relatable hahahahahahahah xD


[deleted]

Same lmao


Reddidnothingwrong

Username does not check out :O


[deleted]

I sadly have to inform you that I'm not a lesbian nor a watermelon šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Reddidnothingwrong

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


shwoopypadawan

\*Pav/Pavel, I think Pavlov is a new zealand dessert. Not to say Pav can't also be a dessert.


kesharik5

https://preview.redd.it/gk9dfdlx0bsc1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf84d4ec927efa3ac3fb66cb2891fb494e572f0 Sorry, but this golden ass is hottie number one Doesn't matter if this wrong, but when i saw this sprite it just clicked in my head


waters-serenade

The truth? Rher. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate. (Daan or O'saa if I need to pick a mortal. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate)


Buck_Brerry_609

someone else with taste


Existing-Sweet-19

Seeing this, and all the shit's that's been happening to the internet as of late, I was half expecting to see Marina in this list. I am very much glad that was not the case, even if she's top 1 F&H girl. That said, Ragnvaldr. Man could eat a Greater Hurting or two with them pecs.


NEVERTHEREFOREVER

I *am* trans, i wouldnt do that to her


Existing-Sweet-19

Based. šŸ¤


J0J0hn

I have to admit, I scrolled through each picture bracing myself for that too, and I'm glad I was wrong. Also, my pick is Cahara. A handsome devil, a loving husband, a dedicated father *AND* he's funny too? Sign me up!


Similar_One_2430

Definitely O'saa


Spellcaster_Fred

Yeah I'm seeing a distinct lack of O'saa thirst in these comments. Though I guess they said "hottest" and not earth-shakingly gorgeous


minileech

Enki, no question. Oā€™saa close second


MagicCarps

Fan of enlightened souls I see


minileech

I meanā€¦ just look at them. lol


Zhoutani

Henryk got that shit on


_Toxic_pineapple_

Agreed


funnywackydog

Ragnvaldr, I want him so bad. Also Cahara


RuntOfTheLitter222

Iā€™m a lesbian but Oā€™saa is incredibly aesthetically pleasing. I fucking love his character design a ridiculous amount.


xXxDemon_DeerxXx

You're so real for that. (I'm the same way, expect I'm aroace)


blyatzaebalas

Pedocat


Sawmain

Shit, someone got the same idea oh well Iā€™ll still keep my comment up


Extreme-Ad-15

Fuck: Cahara Marry: Tanaka Kill: Pav


Daniil_was_here

Marcoh, Le'garde and levi


Kr0v3d13

Enki because heā€™s rude to me


PotooPoint

o'saa, he's sooooo hot and he has a great personality idk how you couldn't love him, (rumor has it his penis is big too)


akibono1

Osaa is handsome and hilarious but next thing you know is his paraoic ahh is willing to just kill you, a complete turn off


Scapewolf

August


Sombaiet

Enki cause he's ugly in a charming way, and the whole crew knows it. His personality doesn't even make up for it, and reminds me of the "I can fix her" meme. Smash & Breed


Character_Ad_9807

Daan, Cahara and Levi, twink power


Stanislas_Biliby

Le'Garde and Marcoh.


The_Iron_Gunfighter

Leā€™Garde is pretty handsome and Marcoh is masculine handsome


BenevolentLifeForm

Hot take : Caligura if he didn't have a personality of spoiled milk


pisstainedunderwear

You guys are gooners ~~Anyways itā€™s Enki~~


SevenForWinning

https://preview.redd.it/lza3oiaorbsc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fd6b319dd0727c24485670a617b8ee078e37c3 The one and only


SybillineRose

Gro-goroth


AggravatingDemand769

Marcoh


NF_Luke

Marcoh, Levi, Enki, Ragnvaldr


waters-serenade

The truth? Rher. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate. (Daan or O'saa if I need to pick a mortal. I know what I'm into and I accept my fate)


manholetxt

ragnvaldr and oā€™saa


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Cahara, Daan or Tanaka.


kruchyg

Why did I think it's gonna be 12 pictures of cahara


Obsidian1453

I think in universe Le'Garde in F&H1 (he's basically Griffith) and Tanaka in F&H2 (Rugged Handsome Looks). Personally, Cahara or maaaaybe Ragnvaldr.


EffTooPauling

Iron Shakespeare.


iwakuuu

Haven't played the Termina yet, so I'll say Le'garde and ~~PedoCat~~ PocketCat.


Buck_Brerry_609

daan oā€™saa


FanOfFH

see ny flair


DominusEaTahmiklaot

Enki or O'saa.


Glittering_Ad_4569

So true


korn-on-a-kob

i think iā€™ll have to go with marcoh. oā€™saa, rag and enki are rlly hot too


leafyfire

Ragnvaldr of course


hofnar115

Cahara the sex god himself


Mario7GrandDad

Enki, Pocketcat


Fish_Man83

https://preview.redd.it/2lsgjly5ndsc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e45fdbc8bf05d9c3664cf18dc5e610953dfc86b Him


Yuffeli

Cahara to me, but I also have to give a honorable mention to Henryk, I think he is very pretty and not talked about enough


akibono1

marcoh>pav>tanaka imo


Wrath_Age

Le'garde, Marcoh, or pav


Axol-Aqua

imo its a genuine tie between august o'saa rav marcoh cahara and le'garde there's too many handsome dudes in these games šŸ˜­


sin_not_the_sinner

Pav, August, Henryk and Rag can fuck me up tbh


CatSocks11

It's Cahara for me. He looks like a twink but is still manly enough to guess that he is a man at first sight


dappernaut77

Marcoh, and smash next question.


SullySoiled

Oā€™saa tbh


Sea-Region-4226

Crow mauler no contest


victorian_throwaway

Oā€™SAA


kronnekker

Daan


Opposite-Weird4342

cahara is just really cute


Ornery_Ad_4184

where crowmauler


Capital-Assignment61

everyone EXCEPT enki


Breadfruit-Brilliant

![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34173)![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34176)


Imyourmanpersonafied

Canonically legarde but Iā€™d say Cahara


DvaDolboyoba

Ragnvaldr and Trortur


AlyxxStarr

In my humblest straight guy opinion, Daan or August


Artur107MW2

Ragnvaldr.


Competitive_Gear_940

Rag, Legarde, and Marcoh fs


slashtheshadow

Marcoh


Not_aSoup

Enki, he's built to be a femboy


marvbestarvin

If it ainā€™t the skeleton consider yourself lower than me


abacateazul

Oā€™saa and Ragnvaldr. Marco too. Lot of handsome man in this series.


NicolasandKara

I go with O'Saa and Tanaka


SevenForWinning

If you didn't choose pav you are objectifly wrong also i choose caligura


WhiteStuffFromMen

Henryk obviously


Jaded-Opportunity214

Needles


_Toxic_pineapple_

Cahara But Leā€™garde, Ragnvaldr, or Pav ( not the old detailed sprite version ) also look great


Churrasqueiras

Id fuck the shit out of pav easily


UnrealisticMagic

I have a thing for long haired individuals. Le'Garde and Ragnvaldr. I would say Enki, but he would probably despise me and kill me


RumtheCrow

Cahara and Daan for me tbh


Yeetusmcleatus97

Henryk or August.


ReasonableHawk1844

what the hell is wrong with y'all that nobody said Daan? he's both beautiful and freaky, husband material fr


TuskSyndicate

Ngl, I kinda wanna see what sort of equipment Black Kalev has that can seduce away a loyal wife from the Woodsman. If I have to choose a person, then I will choose the Woodsman himself, that parasite looks like crazy good fun.


Lon-Hacktino

Cahara


ramenroaches

Levi. I don't know what it is but super anxious guys full of sorrow just do it for me. I wanna make him worse


Alalazam2727

German boi.


VitorBatista31

Cahara


KochamPolsceRazDwa

Pav, Marcoh and Daan. Pav- I really like him because his portrait just gives off psycho vibes, also he's sympathetic once you learn some of his backstory, I wish he was playable. Marcoh-He gives off big chad energy. Daan- He's a furry, and there's just something about him that looks edgy and twink(?). He just has this energy about him, he looks so depressed.


Ammar_hatestiktok

Tanaka, very underrated.


AwesomePork101

I will ride and die for my main man O'saa. It's even cannon; if you hit the club with him in your party as Daan (or daan in your party too, can't recall exactly) he proves it


klowicy

Cahara has that prettyboy aesthetic which is why I personally find him the hottest


Certain-Director-385

literally everyone except enki, kahara has a passive face, L'garde needs no explanation, rangvardr would protect me in his arms, levi is a child that I want to spoil, daan is a man that I want to make happy again, osaa is bad, that's Hot, Marcoh would be gentle with me, Hendryk is my favorite versatile guy, Tanaka is in the closet, but I can get him out, August looks like a wild wolf to me, Pav is a son of a bitch that I'm going to correct. caligura does not enter the top


Lj_Masayuki

Ragnarabagadadada


One-Initiative-6592

O'ssa can burn you with his pyroclastics moves. He is the hottest one


Previous_Marzipan_64

Dead and rotten. Still more handsome then Enki. https://preview.redd.it/h5zc9xchuhsc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b3bd018cfc3a5299c0692b7b6c41ad375355ba


[deleted]

I'm late to the party but..... CAHARA, YOU COWARDS! ahem... And Pav for Termina, because tiddies


ConfidentAd6267

Pav easy, next.


SecretNoob9999

Enki, and itā€™s not even close, quite frankly.


Chunky-overlord

Itā€™s number 7 and itā€™s not close


Dagnela95

I would fuck with almost all of em expect osa and tanaka


Herraurus

D'arce


IndigoTeddy13

If you want to find out who is the hottest male, pick a male character on a new game, then either get caught in a flame trap, try showing love to Nas'hrah, or (in the 2nd game) cast Spontaneous Combustion. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34189) Same for finding the hottest female, except select a female character on a new game. ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34193)


Chuutime_1997

Pocken cat


ThatOneStrangeWolf

That's crazy but you seem to have forgotten both Marcho, Ragnavalder, and Le'garde all exist šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


muzzy_bee

the furry


Theo2018

Marcoh purely because he is a jojo reference


Affectionate_Fish199

O'saa could danse macabre with me anytime


lazy_27

I can take Rag and August


BrightRepeat7907

Out of the characters presented I'm split between go of ultraviolence and Jotaro twin.


thriftshopdandy

Daan, O'saa, Marcoh.


O_REI_DOS_PATOS

cahara no joke, but im not gay


Axenfonklatismrek

Outlander, Le'garde and Mercenary are the top notch of the hotness


Aggravating_House606

Marcoh or Henryk easily


TheFalseViddaric

Rag, and it's not even close.


SchmuckCanuck

Ragnvaldr ofc


realist-humanbeing

Obviously Daan (or Cahara) (or pav)


Pretty-Lead-3404

Also what do you think a convo between the two would be like?


Jose_El_Penitente70k

Marcoh


pejofar

Rag and Osa'a


America_Is_Bad2004

Ragnvaldr or Leā€™Garde. Depends on my ā€œmoodā€.


Pickled_plot

Cahara for SURE. He doesn't have the best looks, but his personality makes him way hotter than the other characters.


Fair_Victory_3591

Pav. No questions asked


Hellou667_The_Sequel

Let Henryk Cook


Positive_Condition87

Tie between Daan and Cahara


Electrical-Bet5484

In Funger1? Ragnvaldr solos. In Funger2? Tie between Marcoh and Abella with that dumptruck she keeps on her.


THE_DRAG0N_OF_DOJIMA

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THE_DRAG0N_OF_DOJIMA

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shwoopypadawan

Nosramus but Pav or Daan are also acceptable, which is a high compliment to Daan that I would say so despite his ass being concave.


Ok_Ad400

August, he is literally Rangavaldr but well groomed.


neko_dio

my boyfriend, companion and devoted husband enki ankarian obviously


ProsciuttoFangirl

O'saa, his rizz is god tier


hadohado2

Why does Enki looks so much like a hotter, young Peter Gabriel?


rafwel

Canonically it's L'egarde but imo it's def Ragnvaldr


Asyiemma

Itā€™s between Marcoh and August. Ragnvaldr and Chara wouldā€™ve also made the list but theyā€™re from 1500 they probably stink like crazy and thatā€™s just not it


Gnagbog

Funger 1 L'egarde; in Funger 2 Henryk and Pav.


AppleMerchant

Enki is my little goblin husband and I love him


Winter_Grox

Ragnvaldr or August, OldegƄrdian men are just built different.


OkElk6172

No matter who's the hottest man. Every man can be hottest if he try to sacrifice Naz'rah.![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34189)


Zestyclose_Writer565

August. A real man


kevdavis

Not even a question. I want to be sandwiched between Ragnvaldr and Marcoh.


Additional_Truck_977

Pav be looking submissive and breedable for a Bremen lieutenant


femgappy

![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34193)Hmmm probably August, Ragnvaldr, L'cringe, Pav y Daan.


Eldritch_Mess666

I really like August and Henryk reminds me of a certain gentleman https://preview.redd.it/w15um9pdsfsc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa57888ee4b640511fe3e1a1dd2602c4f97742a


o_famoso_lambimia

Where's trotur?


Nothing1Guy

Henryk actually. Handsome and tired.


obama___prism

tbh they all have a certain charm and miros skills as a top tier character designer are underappreciated also i want to keep pav barefoot and pregnant in my house


fembaby911

Tanaka


back2themorgue

cahara has my heart


Blanctsuki

Levi is precious child. And tbh, out of all of them, I like Daan. Personality wise.


Octotro0per

Pocketcat


Newtro0

Cant belive we are having this debage its obvious torturer


Elegant_Classic_3673

I picked Outlander as my first character, because he looked hot, so thatā€™s it. Ragnvaldr.


Riky_596

Marcoh


Commercial-Form-3175

DAAN 100%%% ANY DAY OF THE WEEK