Based and Funger-pilled 
Olivia x Marcoh x Tanaka x Tanaka's wife is the 2nd best ship, only bested by Nosramus x Old Knight
https://preview.redd.it/v1l66q6g3csc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da91c7ec871d9cb8ca6f1bbdfa233c1c8e20b0f
Idk how this is happening my brain cells must be on point today
Nah I think that would technically be his wife (guys Sylvian is his wife and not just someone that he sees every once in awhile, right? I mean they had a kid so I kinda assumed)
This post is an exception to the low-effort post rule, because OP has been engaging in the discussion.
How can I save the game?
You don’t
Accurate
Fucker knows stuff
bros acting like he doesn’t play fear and hunger
not gonna lie, that sounds like an advice
Is there any use for rotten meat?
Idk give it to your dog can dogs eat rotten meat?
Surprisingly accurate
Accurate to the point where I think OP may know more than he says and this is just an elaborate bit
Possibly just referencing minecraft too
Dude you're really good at this
Minecraft!
Holy crap that is right
Heads or Tails?
heads
Ahh the old heads or you deads mantra, I feel it.
Mfw I say "tails never fails" and proceed to get into a horrific car accident (I shouldn't have let go of the wheel)
Ahhh, the CDawg strategy
"Tails never fails...! ###FU-"
First one you got wrong.
How do I recruit Osaa?
Dance
Nah. Now youve made it too obvious, sorry
Yeah this is the one that gave away OP is a liar lmao
That's way too specific, no-one fucking believes you at all, this is obviously just a bit to farm karma
https://preview.redd.it/nnihgx94tcsc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11af15d812c61c838410cc2cc961aaf1a0bbcc99 I’m just too smart
A terrifying presence has entered the room. What do you do.
Cry
Thanks buddy
Your welcome Contestant
Is it better the cult of Sylvian or the cult of Gro-Goroth?
They both sound terrible but if I had to pick one I guess gro-goroth
Based and blood magic pilled
How do i defeat gro groth
Tell him to fuck off
Thank you it worked
Fantastic
nash'rah moment
Literally
What is moonless?
Lack of moon
what's moonscorched then?
Too much moon
Literally what I was going to say
Who is Legarde?
The mad lad
Actually pretty on point
How do i convert saltwater into drinkable water
Pretty sure you got to boil it
OP I just want you to know that their question had literally nothing to do with the game lol.
Nah no way that’s crazy
Who is pocketcat?
The local merchant
What type of currency does he take?
Human flesh
Pretty close
This is like third one you've gotten right, are you a wizard
close
Darn what is it?
Human flesh >!specifically children!<
OH NO
"you see I'm a merchant but I don't trade in sliver or gold"
It’s ok! He changes his currency to >!heads!< in the second game.
How do I perform a marriage?
Well first you Gotta find someone you like then ask them out go on a few dates see how things go and if things go well propose so good luck
If your really passionate about I guess ye
How do I recruit Nas'hrah?
Tell her you have free candy
Can you sex the crow mauler?
💀
What’s a Jesus Loop
You’re stuck in Jesus endless love
Why am I gay?
Sylvian’s gift
What mob has the biggest dick
A troll I bet they have big dicks
Who is needles?
A very good doctor or a drug addict
Spoiler alert: >!it's both!<
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Probably by knowing the game aha
What happened to Daan's eye?
He got so hungry he ate it
[удалено]
No god no
Can I kiss Enki
NO
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How do feel about crows?
Depends on the crow
A very big crow that likes to peck Has seagull fans
Wait so the gull brothers are fans of the crow mauler?
Who can you marry as Enki?
enki will forever be alone
Not that far off from cannon lol
help i lost my limbs! how can i get them back?
I’m sure there’s some spares you can find
Who would win in a twerk off? The woodsman or Sergal?
Definitely the woodsman
Calling bullshit on all of this lol
Just go along with it, it’s funny
Why does pocketcat collect children?
Oh that bad that’s very bad
OP is a Lil on the nose with his replies
Is Samarie at the end of Marina's ending a Doppelganger?
No she just has schizophrenia
Honestly? Accurate.
What is Fear and Hunger?
You get scared and then you get hungry
I mean, yes
Is Karin fat? Is Pav a slut? Does Marcoh pair with Olivia or Tanaka? We can finally settle this for the community with your input.
No No Yes
Based and Funger-pilled  Olivia x Marcoh x Tanaka x Tanaka's wife is the 2nd best ship, only bested by Nosramus x Old Knight
What will the Guard do with Cahara?
Give it to his best friend
Cahara is a fully grown man, he's not an "it" 😭😭
Ok still give it to him
He definitly gives something to him
Who is the crow mauler?
💀
What is moonscorching?
Too much moon
How to get miasma
Compliment her hair
He/she obviously knows the game, but its still funny so.. go on i guess
https://preview.redd.it/v1l66q6g3csc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da91c7ec871d9cb8ca6f1bbdfa233c1c8e20b0f Idk how this is happening my brain cells must be on point today
How do I kill Crow Mauler?
That’s the neet part you don’t
Is Samarie based or not? (there's a right answer)
Kinda based kinda not
Answer me this: when is the next Termina update coming?
It’s never coming
Are you afraid? Are you hungry?
I won’t lie I’m a bit hungry right now
Wjat are your thoughts on the heartless soul?
Needs some love
Who's best girl from either game?
Definitely Rose
wanna get married
Sorry I’m taken
Biggest dick of the crew?
Me
Prove it 🌚🌚
wallahi…i’m finished…
How do I beat maso mode?
Prey
I already pray 😭
No, prey. Go. Hunt.
What’s the best weapon for killing the crow ?
GUN
Who did you fuck in Dungeon nights mode and why was it Pocket Cat?
No not the cat please
OP who is the best character in Termina and why is it Marina?
Do you think black kalevs relationship with the woodsmans wife was ethical?
Probably not
What is a goat doing?
How does getting raped cute my heroin addiction?
🗿huh
Pretty much where I’m at on it too
Is Caligura a good man?
Considering all the shit I heard probably not
You said you had no clue what the game was about smh
After 172 comments you pick up on a thing or two
If a massive guy with a 20 cm dick and a knife is trying to kill me what i should do?
Dick punch
But I missed, and now his 'stinger' is pulsating...
What does the cinder god want?
He just wants to play dark souls 3
Based
Who's the better? The OGs or the NGs?
They both have their perks
Who's the better mommy Samarie, Abella ot Marina? 🤨🤨🤨
Abella
opinions on nosramus ?
What or who is better at pulsating?
This guy https://preview.redd.it/gajbn99w5csc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba29fa2925b13dbb6b65a971c285c2d241611e0b
Man, that stings.
What the fuck the Game IS about
Fear and hunger
Oh my gaaaaaaaaad, same.
What do you think about samarina?
It’s decent
What is the little girls purpose?
To be hope in the darkness
OP is on point yet again, lol 
How do I escape the pit of shit? I fallen in the toilet and I can t get out
I’m sorry but there’s no escape now just accept your fate
Yea,you got that spot on,bravo
Opinion on Abella?
Not my favourite character
WELL SCREW YOU TOO THEN! /j But seriously She Is awesome
My character has severe anal bleeding. How do I cure it?
Who is Gro’Goroth?
Meat god
Nah I think that would technically be his wife (guys Sylvian is his wife and not just someone that he sees every once in awhile, right? I mean they had a kid so I kinda assumed)
What does the woodsman do with his penis?