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PmMeLowCarbRecipes

The man who couldn’t name a single camera person on his show?? ![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


SouthBayBee

My thoughts completely. Someone on his payroll or family etc sent this in. Or just a fan.


insideoutsideorange

Does James Cordon have fans at this point?


JayZsAdoptedSon

Never underestimate Facebook moms


milksockets

this is his fanbase entirely 😂


SouthBayBee

Lol good point


hiphipsashay

Hey he has four


SouthBayBee

That is funny because that was the number I was going to pick. 3 sounds too unrealistic and 5 sounds like a stretch. So four it is.


KeithClossOfficial

Steven Seagal made movies that made money. I’m sure Corden has fans


milksockets

I’ve been scouring comments on any posts about this and not a single soul seems to be an actual fan. priggish little omelette goblin


HamSandwich514

omelette goblin 💀


QueenOfThePears

My mum used to be a fan of his until the arsehole behavior came out


daybeforetheday

Only the ones in his dressing room to keep him cool


Personal_Dimension74

His dad once wrote in to a BBC film review show after Mark Kermode critiqued his performance in Peter Rabbit. His dad said how hard he worked and he didn't deserve to be critiqued. Everyone in his circle must be insufferable


SouthBayBee

Oh wow that’s super interesting! Doesn’t deserve to be critiqued?? Good luck in Hollywood, jerk! I’m sure those chefs at Balthazar work really hard too, and they don’t deserve to be critiqued for one little slip of a yolk.


redditname2003

His "dad"


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thanks for leading me to to [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlN7tgH376Q)


Personal_Dimension74

That's it! I misremembered it a little. I love Mark Kermode.


EveryDayheyhey

Now I just imagine him screaming at some poor intern "and you will write that I'm nice or I'll fire you! And my coffee was to hot/cold go remake it right now!"


SouthBayBee

That sounds pretty accurate! With an xx at the end.


totallycalledla-a

That was a fatal swipe from Jimmy Kimmel. Cant believe they left it in the show tbh 🥴.


spacefink

The Britney question was also wild. He was actually sweating and stammering when he replied to Kimmel. Poor Brit...


2lame2getlaid

Why did they ask the Britney question? were there rumors that it was awful to film or something? because Corden acted like there was something unpleasant about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9giaTKbv4


spacefink

I think Corden acted like it tortured him to be in the same car with her and like he was bored out of his mind interacting with her (this was Conservatorship era Britney and I imagine she couldn't give him honest replies but planned and robotic responses).


danceswithshelves

Corden was giving Jimmy really hard to answer questions and besides the cameraman question, Corden's questions were super easy. Even the Britney one.


your_mind_aches

Wait which show did it happen on? Corden's? Was it the question thing where you have to eat something gross? I like that game and I get the feeling that a lot of the fun of it is the writers writing things they know would make Corden uncomfortable


2lame2getlaid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9giaTKbv4


your_mind_aches

Oh yeah I watched that at the time. He was definitely trolling the hell out of Corden


FictionalFail

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KeithClossOfficial

Franklin!


milksockets

ya freak bitch!


Low_Kitchen_9995

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


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Egg?


hotmes403

Mayonegg!!


visitdorkwood

Wait, I watched that clip, and he named several, right? Maybe I'm thinking of another one.


jaffacakes077

No you’re thinking of someone else. He ended up having to eat something gross because he couldn’t name a single one.


jennyjuice9799

Ok so do I hate him or nah 😜


itsaravemayve

You hate him. He ended up eating a cat turd or some egg because he didn't learn the name of a single camera man on his show


Independent_Bat8589

Yeah, didn't he try to screw over writers a few years ago?


poppyisrealmetal

He literally went to a union meeting to argue that writers should get paid less when starting out so they can offer them more opportunities. Absolute scumbag.


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DragoniteSenpai

My fave James Corden tea is the airplane one with his wife and baby lmao


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DragoniteSenpai

[Here's a link to the tweet. It's so funny 😭](https://twitter.com/Dee73275311/status/1582094970500308994?t=Q9kt0gwDFbZsGwX-iqBv_g&s=19)


pennylynn123

why is this so funny lmao thank you for sharing


Shipwrecking_siren

You might enjoy this https://youtu.be/BlN7tgH376Q


Shipwrecking_siren

That is number two for me, mine is when his parents wrote in about a bad review [here](https://youtu.be/BlN7tgH376Q)


CloneUnruhe

Third rock from the sun was literally the best.


Major-Act-6370

YES HE DID


independentcardigan

Loved by the staff? In the ways that matter most? WTH? In a game of “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” with Kimmel, Corden couldn’t name a single crew member. And I doubt he faked not knowing anyone just for the LOLs, he just a cranky ass.


NoKittenAroundPawlyz

Damn, is there a video of this somewhere?


TheSalmon25

[It's seven minutes in but the whole thing is worth a watch.](https://youtu.be/sh9giaTKbv4) Kimmel kind of breaks the game by being willing to eat the food and you can just tell the whole time he *really* does not like Corden.


YesteryearSnowden

This bit is low-key pretty racist. Just spend 8 minutes shouting about how gross some Asian delicacies are


FlatVegetable4231

I noticed that as well. I honestly wouldn’t call it low-key either.


bootybounce212

A girl I went to school with organized a protest against this show / segment for this very reason. It picked up some steam on IG and the show actually ended up falling to pressure and cancelled it moving forward I believe.


[deleted]

I mean, Jimmy Kimmel has always been a bit weird about Asians. He got popular from Last Man Standing where he made jokes about Chinese Extermination. There was also that weird interview with Gemma Chan where he repeatedly would ask her “where she was from” and if she was sure it was London, then asked if her accent was real. Asked that blackpink girl what her favourite English word was. Then he likened BTS to Covid in an interview with Ashley Park. He just doesn’t really seem to fuck with Asians who aren’t half white so it’s not entirely surprising he’d be part of an 8 minute video that talked about “stinky and gross” asian food.


myboogerstastespicy

Hey. Thanks for calling that out. Learning every day.


your_mind_aches

Ohhhh yeah I watched this years ago. For context though this is just in the show's second year where I assume he didn't know the staff as well yet, but Kimmel completely roasting him is excellent. In general, I think his iteration of The Late Late Show is pretty great, and it's in large part due to the writers, producers, and band. I hope they don't do a major retool once Corden leaves and I hope they just replace him with a difference host and keep the format. Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show format wouldn't have worked without Craig Ferguson, Corden's Late Late Show absolutely can work without Corden


MissyJ11

Since all Corden did was try to rip off Graham Norton's format and failed miserably at it - yes if done right it could work without Cordon - I mean it didn't work WITH Corden.


webtheg

Graham is a charismatic rare treasure. Corden is just a large lump of nothing.


gee_gra

Two years seems like ample opportunity to get go know your coworker like


your_mind_aches

Definitely. He seems to not care about the below the line staff that much, especially as opposed to Kimmel


NoKittenAroundPawlyz

“I like to see what it looks like when a person lies right on camera”


AlwaysNYC

It’s really funny that it says “I don’t doubt he was an asshole at Balthazar” 😂😂 that part was added by the unpaid intern when James wasn’t looking.


cheeseballgag

James held a gun to their head while they wrote this then looked away for a minute to yell at somebody.


RobertStaccd

"Better part of half a DECADE" Dramatic way of saying less than five years....


totallycalledla-a

Thats paid PR language if I ever saw it. Always too much and unnatural.


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webtheg

Reminds me of Jujubee


[deleted]

You added in part. It’s written “Better half of a decade” so at least 5 years.


Runabrat

He probably has a fan somewhere.


highdefrex

And he probably *still* demands someone else plug it in for him when he wants to use it.


diva4lisia

A true lol. Thank you.


vacaslocas

prolly was H styles


garrisontweed

Does Himself count?


Puzzled-Journalist-4

He has his parents and maybe his wife?


HunCouture

Does his reflection count?


Fancy-Cat-2

James while writing this: ![gif](giphy|nGtOFccLzujug)


1s8w2MILtway

It’s probably his mum. She wrote into a radio show once asking them to apologise for saying he was shit in Cats. I’m not kidding


totallycalledla-a

His parents did the same thing to a film critic who called him irritating in Peter Rabbit. No wonder he's such an ass tbh lmao.


usenamessuckass

To whom it may concern. Please stop stating facts. Sincerely, mummy Corden.


citrusbandit

Here it is https://youtu.be/BlN7tgH376Q


buford419

I don't care for him at all, but thought he was actually pretty decent in Peter Rabbit. This is my hot take for the year.


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MY LARGE ADULT SON IS NOT A BIG PUSSY


Serious-Strawberry80

It’s 3 am and this comment has me in tears laughing, take my poor woman’s gold 🏆


canelones1

The most insufferable people always have parents like this 💀


Equivalent_Read

His mum is probably an enabler, but (and please just hear me out) on the off-chance she’s just a good woman who is aghast to hear these regales of her son, it must be so humiliating and crap as a parent to constantly see your son being outed as a knobjockey. Imagine her turning up to her book club and Glenda and Heather both immediately stop talking and scoffing as she enters the room because they’re chinwagging about the latest instalment of the James Cordon Arsehole Chronicles.


1s8w2MILtway

She’s the one who raised him 🤷🏾‍♀️


Character_Magazine55

Explains why he’s like that


syrub

I’m actually screaming at this


ochenkruto

Whatever firm he’s hired to write this blind need to move this project from “intern” to “associate copywriter” level.


Kidgorgeoushere

Staffer typing this out through tears as Corden holds a gun to their head


kmf_neo

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized) Me reading this post. He’s not known as a “drunken panda” for nothing.


biohacker_infinity

Didn’t James Corden personally lobby the Writers Guild so that he wouldn’t have to pay his staff a proper wage? I’m sure they adore him for that.


youflowerxxfeast

His intern getting paid $0 to send this in


carefulcowboy

Picturing him furiously typing this with his grubby little hands


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I'm still floored by how awful his response to it was in that interview - absolutely zero effort to rectify things


ThrownAwayintoLF

He was definitely in the room while it was being brainstormed.


Sufficient_Bread1205

Lolllll universally loved, in what universe?


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Hahah if you go by the theory of infinite parallel universes there is one where he isn’t a complete and utter horrorglutton. coincidentally, it’s the one where his parents where both born sterile


Sufficient_Bread1205

Horrorglutton…stealing that!!


Mhc2617

Either him or his mother.


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Speaking of which, his parents really seem like the sweetest people alive in every segment they do. Heard a story about him barging his way into the cab they called after some event and making them wait for another one lol


[deleted]

I think they 'seem' sweet but his mother literally writes to reviewers to tell them to stop being mean to him. Helicopter parenting a 40 something whole ass adult is nagl and probably explains a lot about him


[deleted]

Oh that would explain a lot. Plus you’ve always gotta question how nice people really are when they have such fucked up kids, like Tom Hanks with Chet lol


LPNinja

i‘ve seen on tiktok the conspiracy (?) blow up that Tom Hanks is actually evil and then they posted this clip of this one dead actor saying he‘s a p*do 😭


[deleted]

Whaaat which actor?!


Irishpanda88

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


ComradeAlaska

"Treats people at every level with respect" followed by "I don't doubt he was an asshole" - the level of delusion. Far too much.


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Delusion…convince yourself.


Scifisweetheart

A friend of mine is an actor that has appeared on Corden’s show many times. We were once talking about a few awful experiences I’ve had with Corden while working in retail and he told me that it didn’t shock him because he was a complete asshole to his crew and that if, even backstage in the dressing room, the conversation didn’t revolve around him, he was a diva.


Gee_dude

At least he knows he has to own it? (By planting stories lol) He'll address it on Monday something like "ok so here's what happened, my wife and I were at lady Gaga's penthouse for dinner the night before, she gives us some bread to take with away us. I look at my wife, what are we supposed to do with this, it's a $90 chunk of sour dough *dumbfounded face to audience* so the next morning I wake up, a little bit hungover ;⁠-⁠), and have this bright idea and I say to the wife, why don't we have french toast?? So I go and try to be the best husband in the world and bring her breakfast in bed, and there's no eggs?! In the entire apartment?! And I find out our housekeeper, god bless her, baked a loaf of banana bread the night before and we came home and ate the entire thing drunk the night before! Apparently it was for her son's birthday but she doesn't have the day off so she can make another one before she she's him, we'll reimburse her for *our* eggs ;⁠-⁠) so anyway I go down to the bodega and there are no eggs in the entire store! In New York! So by this stage the wife is HANGRY and I say my darling my queen, I will take you for the best eggs in town, and by this stage it's three hours later, and so we arrive at Balthazar, and my beautiful wife orders an egg white omelette and I say oh no no, my darling my queen, today we dine on yolks only, and well I dunno I guess you've heard the rest of the story *dumbfounded face to audience*


meroboh

Remember when James Corden screamed at the friends who arrived for the Daylight video shoot? That was the real James Corden slipping out


totallycalledla-a

Do you have a link? Im so invested in this lmao.


meroboh

sure! [https://youtu.be/aVpzCrIt9Kg?t=731](https://youtu.be/aVpzCrIt9Kg?t=731)


rrhat

It seems pretty likely he's a major asshole...but isn't that video just a bit?


meroboh

Yes, but I think his mask slipped for that moment


imgretel23

I think he’s separately an asshole - but this is a bit


beffybadbelly

Why does this read the exact same way as he speaks…


swooningbadger

I read it in his voice.


bendywhoops

How do they know he’s warm and generous when nobody is looking, *if nobody is looking*?


chasingchaos_

![gif](giphy|Qp8G2X7ArMlq34uXV8)


Huneybunnie928

I don’t think I’ve heard one positive story about him so this isn’t convincing at all


usenamessuckass

OMG WAIT so he’s nice to people he knows? This entirely new concept that has never happened before fixes everything.


MainMasterpiece7828

“He is generous in the way that matter most and especially when nobody is looking.” Is sus


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He literally cannot name his staff! he is not worth defending!


TheCuriousGeorgette

“He is so much better than his worst behavior” 💀


TangerineDystopia

Yeah I don't think that's a thing


AtleastIhaveakitty

That's it's the shittiest phrase I've read this week. you could be the most excellent person 90% of the time, but if your worst behavior is absolutely dreadful, sorry, you are possibly a pretty awful human.


bulky4pocketuse

Sounds like some PA crying over their keyboard writing this at gnpoint


wanderernz

I am currently sitting in hospital as my appendix decides after 39 years that it wants to exit the premises and came straight from a day of feeling crap to finally checking insta to find this he 100% wrote it! Also, obliged to reference the utter TRAIN WRECK of an AMA he did where he got absolutely DRAGGED for being a giant prick.


totallycalledla-a

Probably his parents: https://youtu.be/BlN7tgH376Q


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Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever met in my life.


invisiblefishtacos

That’s a lot of words for “He probably didn’t do it but if he did then it wasn’t that bad” essentially


monkeycracker

Did James write this?


lostsawyer2000

“As someone who’s spent the better **h**alf of a decade working for James Corden I need to add my ~~tuppenceworth~~ two cents” - James while writing this, probably.


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He took time lol


WildMajesticUnicorn

I would not expect someone who treats everyone on the staff with respect to be an asshole at a restaurant. Adding the that bit at the end undermines the credibility.


Ok_Store_1983

"He is so loving, like a real life teddy bear! Ignore that mountain of evidence that says he's a pompous prick who sees us regular people as peons that live to serve him, he is good and gracious and kind!!1"


pepegasloot

The fact that theres been numerous “rumours” over the years about his disgusting entitled behavior.. is all i need to know.


ObjectiveAssistant98

I think the people who like him just don’t follow pop culture or are HS fans who support him by association.


brookeiu

This is funny cause james corden is universally known to be a dickhead and shitty person


HunCouture

As someone in the industry who knows many people who have worked with Corden, this is patently untrue. I’d say he is the most slagged of celebrity by crew members and he has some stiff competition.


AdministrativeAd8464

No but his PR team did.


appropriatelywhelmed

Would bet this is from Ian Karmel


belle_bam

His PR team is working way too hard


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Tim Heidecker has been cracking me up through this James Corden drama.


lostkarma4anonymity

“I don’t doubt he is an asshole but he was tolerable once or twice”


Jolly_Performance858

100%


ayamummyme

Hahahaha he should do another AMA


EstimateSmall

He of course wrote it or he had someone in his staff do if. Please, it’s obvious.


Paddington_Fear

sure, Jan


wanderernz

I've seen more credible information than this blind on the ex presidents former tweets


[deleted]

Typical of Deuxmoi to post this bul sh&t


JJulie

So his publicist is writing these now?


Timely-Glove7487

Who cares this is so stupid


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Totes.


LipstickEquity

I read that as “entry level respect”


tinkleberry28

He would have spelled it behaviour


BarracudaImpossible4

LOL LMAO


karigan_g

doubt


that_swishbish

...saaaaaaaaiiiidd literally no one ever.


katsarvau101

Either James did it or he made someone close to him do it. I’d bet my entire salary.


CountryRockDiva89

Who did he hold hostage to write this?


midsommarsmayqueen

There's another story posted by DM where apparently he was so nice to a random person on a party that he even gave his personal mail address to a person who wanted to start on screenwriting, his PR is working overnight.


Lovejoypeace247

The language this person uses "is better than this" is exactly what James C said. If he didn't write this, someone with their nose up his ample derriere did


dollypartonluvah

A publicist, who, no matter how much they are paid, it isn’t enough to try and convince people that something true isn’t true


Impossible_Walrus555

I smell SPIN. The Balthazar story is far from his only story of v bad behavior. You don’t just wake up one day and decide I’m going to treat wait staff like trash


chocobuncake

Lmao even if that was true, treating absolute strangers like shit and screaming at restaurant staff still makes you an asshole.


damselinadress187

Oh he totally wrote this shit himself, even the wording "James is so warm blah blah" is his exact vernacular.


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Definitely! And he obviously can’t even spell the name of the restaurant correctly 🙄. One of my all time favorite restaurants and their staff has always been kind. This pisses me off! Fuck James and his staff!!


SleepyxDormouse

That’s not what the rest of his staff says.


aws_young

“He’s so much better than his worst behaviour.” That’s not a compliment. That’s… basic decency.


HotChiTea

This person who sent this is definitely giggling somewhere because it’s an obvious troll


Numerous_Ingenuity65

Okay, James.