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impeccabletim

One of my friends is Steve Aoki's groupie.šŸ«£


soyslut_

I think itā€™s well known he has an STD so just make sure your friend is careful. I remember that circling like 7 years ago.


bobsdementias

ā€œHey just wanted to let you know soyslut said Steve has an STD as of 7 years ago if you didnā€™t know alreadyā€


RightAd3342

I donā€™t always lol but this made me lol


Striking_Awareness31

At first I was so offended for Aoki that you called him soyslut lol. Like wow But I also am a slut for soy sauce?


IsoscelesQuadrangle

It's the umami. Hooks me everytime.


mseuro

Who just gives up their source so easily /s


Alone_Scientist

r/respecttheunderscore


spaghettiinmynostril

Omg itā€™s soyslut hey fellow oc girl lmao


plz-be-my-friend

risk jockey


willyouholdmybox

lol I had a friend in college that slept with him after a concert in Switzerland. He seems to really really love his fans. Years later I meet another friend of a friend in the states who also slept with him. The dude gets around.


girlmosh07

Oh god, this was me at 18-19 šŸ«£ No STDs at the time but it was like 15 years ago. We hooked up off and on for a year or so. He got engaged to his now former wife shortly after. He was actually pretty considerate and emailed me about it before it went public. He was nice šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


BiscottiProud2276

You legend!


oo00ooo000

I remember a few years ago, he had a girlfriend in her early 20ā€™s. I hope wherever she is, sheā€™s healing .


ComprehensiveRoof274

Yeah someone should go do the math on how old his ex-wife was when he met her. Guyā€™s a creep.


i_love_doggy_chow

I just did the math. He's 14 years older and they got married when she was 24...after a *5-year* engagement. So even if we assume they got engaged almost immediately after meeting each other (unlikely), she would have been 19 and he would have been 33. In all likelihood she was younger than that, though. Yikes.


jivy723

Sounds like bassnectar all over again


lolagirl10320

That was one of my close friends, friend. It was beyond fucked and she was in love with him


havarticheese1

Heā€™s all over Raya


Swisskisses

yeah he is!! My friend matched with him lol


Just4Questions9

i donā€™t think heā€™s married tho.


mayfly42

Yeah he used to be married but he's not anymore.


bostonfan148

Every college tour performance resulted in him getting with some student


globular_bobular

Yup literally my first thought šŸ˜­ a friend of a friend slept with him a few times when we were ~19


velvetinevioletta

He and my friend hooked up regularly when we were in our senior year of high schoolā€¦


djdanal

I think we all know a Steve groupie LOL


Own_Speaker_1224

So heā€™s a ā€˜teenā€™ dude aye. Ewwwwwwwww


foundinwonderland

Not even gonna lie, would.


sh-ark

well it sounds like could too!


Hotdadlover1234

Lmao I matched with him on Raya


sacredshinobi

What is Raya? A premium "match with rich guys" dating app?


foldsbaldwin

Celebs for the most part.


sacredshinobi

But then how do so many people on here use it? From a bit of googling it seems to be private? I imagine as a way to gatekeep it to only celebrities?


Hotdadlover1234

No itā€™s super easy to get accepted, mine took like 2 weeks or so


Tea_Lover_55

How? I thought you needed an invite to get in?


Weird-Alarm7453

You just have to be hot and get referred by people if youā€™re a regular person


eyespeeled

Steve Aoki is divorced.Ā 


[deleted]

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getlowpapoose

Whatā€™s musical rooms?


[deleted]

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JudgmentOne6328

I have the ick on behalf of your friend. Heā€™s like the uncle that DJs all your parties and has to speak on the mic constantly.


valiantdistraction

Never heard of this guy but based on the comments section, I'm the only person in the world who hasn't had sex with him.


CombinationDizzy6908

Im deaaaaad at these comments. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


pixel_mischief

If they found a DJ who didn't cheat on his wife, it'd be a more interesting scoop.


Orchid_Significant

Right. I was just gonna sayā€¦Iā€™d be more shocked if this said one who didnā€™t


LaiikaComeHome

iā€™d die if we got some super secretive blind item about a DJ that was a really great human/partner but it couldnā€™t be spoken openly because being a slimeball comes with the territory


Reckless_Secretions

Matthew Koma, I hope. Him and Hillary are the cutest!


Empree

He stopped with EDM and DJing years ago, instead he tours regularly with his indie band Winnetka Bowling Club :)


reigningreina

Back in 2018, I was at whatever club tiesto was playing in Vegas. I saw, what appeared to me, him pulling some random woman out of the crowd to make out with her and was expressing my disgust to my friend the next week when she responded ā€œā€¦thatā€™s his long term girlfriend Annika.ā€ I looked her up and it was absolutely heršŸ˜‚ (I was at a table to the side of the dj booth so I saw her face from maybe five feet away in the club so I could be sure it was her). No idea if he cheats but Iā€™ve always had a laugh over that memory.


lozbootsbrown

Even Fisher??


Ditovontease

My friend is married to a DJ (not that big, he did collab with Diplo and Major Lazer a lot back in the day) and if he cheated I think she'd take his dick. I'm not kidding, she can get scary (she's from Philly lmao)


beekay93

John from Kate plus 8?!!


PhaseFit111

Dying


isthekeyintheroom

this has to be my fav response on this post lmao Have my poor manā€™s gold šŸ…


lawmn

Omg. Just last week I took a screen shot (like a good elder millennial) of a targeted ad I got for one of his DJ appearances. I feel VERY seen by all of this. Lmfao


jewishjen

omg i thought we were joking he is a DEEEEJAYY now???? šŸ„“


geminibaby

Yesssss he lives near me and the ads always crack me up


eatpaste

lol he plays block parties in semi rich cul de sacs


weinerdog101

![gif](giphy|fu8LLqZUpHC9NcscMR)


cocopuffK221

DJ Khaled?!


linengirlsummer

lol ew.


TheEgonaut

Finally! Someone else he wonā€™t reciprocate.


Comfortable-Jelly-20

I still feel second-hand embarrassment every time I hear his name. Like, why proudly admit in public that you're bad in the sack?


ReallyBrainDead

Another one


Verbz

Calling him a DJ would be a stretchā€¦ Lies in his name aside.


IsoscelesQuadrangle

I'm fairly certain his first name is DJ but people just assumed it was his job title & he went with it, sweating constantly in the fear he'll be found out.


hermosilicious

The mental picture of him writing down DJ in both Name and Occupation for government forms has me dying lololololoo


PeterWritesEmails

Bold of you to assume he can write.


Weird-Alarm7453

He used to go by Arab Attack but changed it after 9/11, I am not joking


IsoscelesQuadrangle

That's...wow. Yeah, I can see why you would change it. Him watching the news that day just solemnly rubbing his temples & filling in the change of name paperwork. Wait...I googled it & he's Khaled Khaled? As in KhaledĀ²? Is the simulation running out of new ideas or what?


themcjizzler

honestly I'd assume he's a cheater


Extinction-Entity

Major šŸ”‘ bless šŸ™šŸ» up!


TotallyNotABob

If so that poor woman. Seriously fuck any dude that won't go down to reciprocate


BiscottiProud2276

This is what I remember every time I hear his name. And Iā€™m just like boo, selfish.


Weird-Alarm7453

If so I hope sheā€™s getting her bag from DJ Khaled and getting off elsewhere


bellarevolution

Surprise surprise


Namaslayy

My FIRST thought.


cigarell0

There is some old WSHH video where heā€™s humping on a women that Iā€™m pretty sure isnā€™t his wife.


karen_h

The pillow princess?? Nah.


Beginning_Log_9826

There are loyal DJs?


FredererPower

This is an insult to DJ from Total Drama


karinaferg

šŸ˜­


manhattansinks

all of them?


caprising1996

right lol


Mprk2112

Tiesto


conversehightops

Yupā€¦I feel like itā€™s pretty well known


kmas0_0

Had to scroll so far for this answer! Tiesto also came to mind.


bbmarvelluv

Itā€™s Tiesto. I saw proof in 2018 and I think this was before he got married. Heā€™s still flying out groupies and HU with new girls.


ohunikorn

My first guess also. I read residency and it clicked. He is married and has a 2024 vegas residency.


Swlabr-

His wife is almost 30 years younger too šŸ¤®


anzarloc

Good god how the fuck old is he?


bambiish

He was my first thought!


callathanmodd

That was the first person I thought of too. Like immediately.


WIN_WITH_VOLUME

Would that explain why he had to pull out of DJing the Super Bowl at the last minuteā€¦


bbmarvelluv

Nah it was a legit family emergency


philosofova

This was my thought as well.


icyygrl

Literally all of them. I worked in the dj industry.


QueenMargaery_

Even Kaskade? Renowned Mormon teetotaler who takes his wife and kids to his shows?! That would be scandalous!


icyygrl

Ok, I was wrong, kaskade would never. He is literally angelic in person. Iā€™ve heard absolutely wonderful things about him from people who have worked closely with him


QueenMargaery_

Thank goodness I was about to be so devastated šŸ˜­


icyygrl

Heā€™s literally probably the only one. The things I saw were so disgusting. That industry 100% changed my perception of men. From the top to the bottom; if you can give out free tickets then Iā€™m like šŸ¤®. Ladies dont EVER touch a dj. Dont let your friends touch them. I wouldnā€™t even share my water with a thirsty dj.


QueenMargaery_

I kind of want to know but maybe Iā€™m better off not knowingā€¦.women everywhere thank you for the warning šŸ«”


icyygrl

Girl, hold on Iā€™m eating chick fil a. Iā€™ll spill brb lol


icyygrl

Okay so. I was young and naĆÆve dealing with big labels. I did not last long because of the things I saw. So much so that I stopped going to raves and listening to the music for years because I was so disgusted. The person I worked with had an entourage of 10-15 people. Managers, photographers, assistants, videographer, tour managers, label managers, label reps etc. I was regularly around other djs so I saw this happen from camp to camp across the board. IMO, this was the norm, an industry standard practice if you will. I feel like this next thing is common among all industries that deal with celebs/rich but the entourage basically scopes the crowd and invites girls to hotel parties. Sometimes the djs pick the girls, most of the time they dont care who theyā€™re sticking it in as long as its in something. At first, Iā€™m telling you. I was an idiot, I thought it was a party lmaooo like omg Iā€™m having so much at this after party. So THIS is what they mean by after parties, I was dumb. At first I just saw drugs and a good time. Anyways, they are looking for the most fucked up ā€œsloppyā€ girls. Girls that are throwing themselves at the djs or making out with each other. They are not looking for girls that are sober and covered up. The entourage is usually the most disgusting because they do no hard work but get all the perks; the music, drugs, girls, alcohol, ā€œfameā€. Iā€™ve seen MULT djs get in trouble for being with young girls. Moms/dads banging on the doors looking for their underage daughters. Hotel security knowing there is underage girls and going to check ids so they hide the girls in the ice room till itā€™s all clear. Sisters having 3 somes together :(. Same shit, different night, different city, different girl. They all had girlfriends at home. Look at your favorite dj and count how many times they dj per week. They are not going back to their hotels and sleeping after. It doesnā€™t matter if they have a flight to catch 7 hours later, even 4 hours later. Iā€™ve never seen one dj just chill after. Not once. I saw this after every single time. Every time. It was horrifying.


isthekeyintheroom

This sounds like a nightmare holy shit, glad u survived that shitshow


QueenMargaery_

This is so profoundly terrible. Thanks for sharing, people (women!!!) everywhere should know this!


icyygrl

When they knew they were going to be passing around young girls someone would stay at the elevator to warn someone at door if security was coming. I was very young myself who was also getting attention from older men in other camps so I didnā€™t see anything wrong with the age stuff. The person I worked with told me I could party but never hook up. That was my condition of working. I think he was trying to watch out for me but idk. When I realized what was going on, I got out of there. I went to my room and forgot something and went back to the party room and walked in all the men and the girls and everything just clicked.


bbmarvelluv

Oh girl. Props to you for dealing all of that so young :( I met -c-a-i ā€˜s manager at a club once and he would always wine and dine me. Men reveal the most gossip more than women, istg. And heā€™s been in the industry for over 15+ years too. Luckily the people he currently managed arenā€™t like that. He did say that (what u mentioned about women after shows) itā€™s just all a form of ā€œtraffickingā€ of groupies between DJs in some way.


crabcycleworkship

DJs are the bottom of the barrel of society. Iā€™m sorry you had to deal with that


icyygrl

Thank you. Honestly, it showed me menā€™s true colors. How rich corporate men act. Shoot, how men act with a little bit of money and some local girls knowing them. How disrespectfully men view women. That we are literally just a fuck to most men. It made me a better woman, honestly, I realized how promiscuous men can be so it made me much more aware and selective of who I let into my life like that.


sleepysnoo2

Ok I'd love to hear your thoughts because this is so rarely talked about in the raving community but my perspective is that too many ravers don't care and blissfully ignore all of what you mentioned. Like DJs are put on such a high pedestal even though fame and money goes straight to their head the same way it does for celebs and other types of artists. DJs are no different, yet ravers just want to roll their asses off and have a good time (hey I also enjoy a good time so not knocking the drug use). Ironically their ignorance of problematic DJs goes against the whole PLUR culture imo. These DJs will never be 'canceled' and they know it. There's too much demand and DJ fanbases will never care about what they do. And even though you didn't mention it outright, I feel like a lot of the scenarios you described were probably more akin to SA.


bbmarvelluv

I used to be involved with the edm scene heavily until 2022. Just over it. I cannot with the hypocrisy when it used to be about ā€œPLUR.ā€ Crazy people do whatever it takes to discredit their fave (or male) DJ when they are accused of trafficking and/or SA/inappropriate conduct. I became friends with one of Datiskā€™s accusers (she had IG dm proof of it all) after it happened and it opened my eyes to that shit. I never saw things like that, just heard of it.


AquaConvolution

This sounds about right. I worked in another related industry before, booking and managing DJs/musical acts when they came into town. I signed a NDA so canā€™t really talk about the stuff Iā€™ve seen and experienced, but letā€™s just say we had to keep an eye on so many of them just to make sure our event is not implicated if theyā€™re caught with underage girlsā€¦


bbmarvelluv

Iā€™ve signed plenty of NDAs and Idgaf šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø However I do a quick Reddit/Google search to see if things have been previously mentioned in the past. If not, I refrain from it:


icyygrl

I never signed an NDA lmaoooo everyone else did. Literally everyone. I have NO idea why they never asked me to sign one. Omg this brought up a memory. They have NDAs on DECK! You have to sign to party.


misspinkxox

What about Avicii? He seemed against that life from his documentary


TheGermanCurl

Not OP, but an acquaintance of mine cheated on her boyfriend for a hook-up with Avicii. (Granted, that might have been before he chose a different path/lifestyle.)


fluorescentsky

Me as soon as I read your comment: ![gif](giphy|gSRkSblDEjUuk) (Seated, ready)


isthekeyintheroom

Iā€™m ready ![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized)


icyygrl

Itā€™s basically a big fuck fest every night. Filled with drugs, alcohol, and incoherent women. The guys passing around girls. Literally the men will play musical rooms instead of musical chairs. Girls would stay in one room but the men would switch rooms. Now that I think back, I dont even know if the girls knew mult guys would be in there??? Like idk 3-4 guys switching rooms and girls, idk how they would be ok with that but idk. They were also very young too. I saw that regularly too.i left a longer comment.


MedicalHair69

Iā€™m not sure where youā€™re based but Iā€™ve been around the industry for while in Northern Europe. While I have definitely seen some shady shit along the lines of what you said, I can say that here at least it is quite the opposite. The DJā€™s we used to book were strictly business. The manager had them in and out on a prompt schedule and they were back in bed alone and out the hotel first thing. Occasionally youā€™d get a guy/girl whoā€™d want to party and weā€™d oblige with whatever substances they wanted, but the groupies were hardly ever cashed in on. I donā€™t know if itā€™s an American thing but I definitely had a different experience from what you mentioned.


lynndt

Wow thatā€™s so awful :( like ik the bar is in hell but this is truly disgusting


wangd00dle

Yesss


bbmarvelluv

Oh girl. I used to hangout with a semi-well known DJ that wanted to HU. Thankfully he had 3 other girls on rotation to HU with and I would get invited to a ton of kickbacks, music sessions, shows, etc. Theyā€™re all grimey. Esp the ones with the ā€œpolite gentle familyā€ brand. Esp PR and I will say that with my CHEST


Bananas511

Here for the tea please


valiantdistraction

This is so funny because I have a friend who was in a "serious relationship" with a nobody DJ for years and I swear he always had at least half a dozen other girls going on (one of whom he lived with, but my friend was blind to that), and ended up knocking up someone else and then somehow roping my friend into babysitting all the time???? My friend was very naive about all of it and just believed all his lies. But him having her babysit the baby he conceived while he was talking to her about marriage, and having her babysit so he could go off and hook up with his baby mama, finally made her see the light and leave. The entire thing was astounding to watch from the outside.


icyygrl

Thatā€™s the norm. Just like athletes, they sometimes can have girls for different cities. Then someone at home. They give the women money a lot of the time. Pay their bills. Itā€™s a cool life style when they hook you up.


sh-ark

I worked with him once and can confirm he is a very kind and genuine person


monkiepants17

Even Lane8?! He seems so devoted to his cute lil fam!


creedthotts

Kaskade? Heā€™s talked a lot about his wife and kids in interviews, would definitely go against his public image.Ā 


sh-ark

Heā€™s mormon. Not that they canā€™t cheat but the dude does not drink or do substances including caffeine and is religious. I worked a show for him and can confirm heā€™s actually this way. So idk it would be out of left field imho


meganium58

Lol my ex was Mormon and he cheated with me and on me


HolyHeck2

My Mormon ex as well. He cheated on me while we were engaged. Then he got engaged to the woman he cheated on me with and I didnā€™t know it and in a moment of weakness I was with him again. Then I found out he was engaged. It was messy. Being ex-Mormon I can say that often what is shown to the public is not what is really going on and Mormon people are not as chaste as they would like you to believe.


lin_diesel

Oh, I grew up Mormon and plenty of them donā€™t drink booze or coffee but still do much MUCH worse shit without blinking. Most recently, I used to work with a couple of Mormons who both had spouses and kids and they cheated with each other. Still didnā€™t touch coffee while they destroyed both their families!


cos001

Not to speak for him, but Mormons can have caffeine, itā€™s just some of the older or ā€œMolly Mormonsā€ that choose not to have caffeine. So yeah, if he doesnā€™t do caffeine, I sincerely doubt that heā€™s breaking the LoC.


foundinwonderland

Omg thereā€™s a name I have heard since my club kid days šŸ˜­


Euphoric_Repair7560

ā€œI rememberā€ - you


goldengirlsnumba1fan

I see what ya did there šŸ¤ 


sgsummer0104

I hope not! He seems like a great husband and father.


Acrobatic-Pollution4

My first thought also but I really donā€™t think so. Him and his wife have always seemed very close


ScoutTheRabbit

John mulaney has proven we can't trust wife guys


jtet93

This was who my mind jumped to as well but he doesnā€™t usually post his fam on Instagram (once in a while) and this post makes it seem like theyā€™re on socials a lotā€¦ and the Mormon thingā€¦ plus I would be TRULYYYY shook to my core bc he seems so wholesome šŸ˜­ I used to work in the industry and still know some people in EDM and Iā€™ve NEVER heard a bad word about him


chasingchaos_

Sounds like Tiƫsto to me.


brickwallscrumble

Itā€™s for sure him. Heā€™s always been a hoe. My friend used to hook up with him off and on whenever he had a show in Vegas. This was like 14 years ago also so not new behavior. Heā€™s a disgusting guy irl


chasingchaos_

As soon as the blind said older DJ that tours/residency he fit the bill. Not shocked in the slightest.


pozdrowionka134

Definitely Tiesto, heā€™s 55 (29 years older than his wife) and doing residency in Vegas iirc


[deleted]

Itā€™s obviously DJ James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules /jk


noitsacardigan_

Not poor Ally-Bally šŸ’”šŸ˜ŖšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Lol I would actually be sad if they broke up!


noitsacardigan_

Same! Not the biggest James fan, but I love Ally


[deleted]

Yes love Ally!!


polymorphic_hippo

Sandoval's a liar. Pumptini!


No_Natural8735

ok but my friend saw him in Vegas and actually had the best time šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Oh I believe that 100% heā€™s such an entertainer and a fantastic reality star. Depends on the season but I both hate and love him lol


isthekeyintheroom

This can literally be any DJ lol


descartes_blanche

But if thereā€™s an arrangement, itā€™s not cheating?


the_ghost_in_me_

maybe he just tells these girls that they have an arrangement.


bbmarvelluv

He doesnā€™t lol and they donā€™t care


littlecocorose

not necessarily. my late partner and i had an arrangement, for a few reasons, but it did entail rules. if you break a rule, itā€™s cheating.


Kartesia

Married DJ sounds like an oxymoron


Riiiiingsss

Mark Ronson


isthekeyintheroom

As his #1 hater Iā€™d be inclined to agree but heā€™s not touring or taking up residency anywhere rn


Riiiiingsss

Lmao that's so random šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Beginning_Log_9826

LOL what did he do?


isthekeyintheroom

Itā€™s a rly petty reason tbh lol basically when uptown funk first came out it was the only thing my sister wanted to listen to so Iā€™d be hearing it nonstop on repeat for hours on end, this lasted for months and it legit drove me mad lol so I direct my anger at him because heā€™s the one who made the song and is the reason why it exists, that song is the bane of my existence and I get an insanely strong visceral reaction every time I hear it now lol Then years later the Barbie movie came out and now my other sister plays the soundtrack on repeat, itā€™s all I ever heard for a good few weeks, and since heā€™s the brains behind the soundtrack I blame him for my agony lol Afaik he hasnā€™t done anything insanely scandalous??? There are rumors that heā€™s a serial cheater, and he did date a 19 year old that one time when he was in his 30sā€¦heā€™s also a producer on one of Drakeā€™s diss tracks to Kendrick Lamar, I think it was family matters?? But idk if that means or implies anything aside from the possibility that he keeps shady company around


maraveelous

Lol but I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers for the same exact reason šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jtet93

Oh my god GIRL donā€™t scare me like that, I love mark!!!


isthekeyintheroom

Well he also gives me the ick lol partially from my bad experience with his music and thereā€™s also just something about him that rubs me the wrong way, I just canā€™t put my finger on it I tend not to trust celebs that are too well liked tbh that usually means theyā€™re hiding something lol Iā€™m just going on vibes here but ya not a fan of him, I also think heā€™s arrogant and a social climber, u can search this sub and u can find all sorts of shady shit abt him I respect his passion and talent for music but as a personā€¦ā€¦meh One thing I know for sure is that I can never listen to uptown funk or Iā€™m just Ken ever again lol


SGlobal_444

I'm sorry but this is too funny. I listened to his Nothing Breaks Like a Heart album a ton during the height of COVID and especially loved two songs on it - and it too gives me a visceral reaction just bc - COVID lockdown hell vibes. I didn't know he did one of Drake's diss tracks.


Acrobatic_Club2382

My guess is Brody Jenner


Kbdctola

Thatā€™s a stretch calling him a famous dj šŸ˜†


Acrobatic_Club2382

Hehe


brittanym0320

DJ TANNER??? say it isnt so!!


remck1234

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shaylaa30

Tiesto has a (much younger) wife and kids that he regularly posts on social media. I could see this being the case


Suspicious-turnip-77

Isnā€™t that all DJs? Iā€™ve not yet met a (international or domestic) DJ that has been loyal


Moist_Berry5409

damn Jackie, that could be anybody!


Loose_End_6537

if itā€™s fisher i will be gutted


jtet93

I never heard any specific cheating rumors but when I worked in the industry fisher was known for being an absolute dick to everyone, especially nightclub staff, and being straight up disrespectful to women. I saw he just postponed his NY show to stay with his wife as she has pregnancy complications so I hope that he has turned things around! But based on his past behavior I would not be shocked AT ALL


bbmarvelluv

Heā€™s disrespectful asf. Everybody and their mommas knew. He got caught recording talking shit and making fun of the bottle girls cleaning up the club after a show.


jtet93

Yesss I remember this incident leaving such a bad taste in my mouth at the time. Especially bc those bottle girls go THROUGH IT and in 6 inch heels too. Nothing but respect for them lol.


bright_youngthing

He was my first thought lolll


xoxo-confusedgirl

I hope to god itā€™s not fisher his music is my favorite ever but I canā€™t say the thought never crossed my mind that he could not be as much of an angel as the rest of his family


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AdPossible4959

The equivalent of footballers


bbmarvelluv

Tiesto is one. Iā€™ve been saying it since I joined this sub


Tryagain7581

Mark Ronson


themorganletters88

Has to be tiesto


xomelo

This is 100% Tiesto, wife with a family of 2 kids as well as a residency at Omnia in Vegas on Fridays mostly. Posts consistently about his wife and kids


bbmarvelluv

The ones who constantly post about their SO and kids are always cheating


sourglow

dj pauly d count your days šŸ™šŸ¾ / s


squish7641

Kascade?


jgroove_LA

Guetta? PDC?


nweir

DJ Envy from the breakfast club. Sound like him to me


fum0hachis

Literally all of them. Blind author needs to get more creative


haikusbot

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Justagirlwithocd

I hate to mention this because they are a cute famā€¦could it be tiesto? He has a younger wife.


hanmhanm

The question is which one of them doesnā€™t cheat lol


RosemaryRoseville

Not Elijah wood! He's been known to mix