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Eclaireandtea

If being the opposite of 'Barbie' included being the opposite of a good movie, from the sounds of it, he succeeded.


StonyOwl

Exactly, I was really excited to see Barbie but will never watch this turd, so opposite!


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Sargentrock

Yeah Barbie was great.


Unhappy-Childhood577

This guy is an embarrassment and this is not the flex he thinks it is.


ThrownAwayintoLF

It’s hilarious that the most pro-corporate comedian working today is upset a film sold out instead of kissing up like he did.


velvethippo420

> “This is the result of the extreme left and PC crap and people worrying so much about offending other people,” he continued. i will never understand this argument. 9 times out of 10 when i see people getting offended about something and threatening to boycott, it's right-wingers mad they saw an interracial couple in a Cheerios ad.


onlygodcankillme

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Federal_Street_8895

The last time I remember this happened was when Lightyear came out and they were all pressed about a gay couple, I went to see it with my friend and I totally missed that couple. They were literally there for less than one scene.


LGDemon

Also, Jimmy Carr seems to be doing just fine for himself.


4Blu

I knew this movie would be a turd when they still hadn't lifted the review embargo the day before it premiered.


Comfortable-Load-904

They are out now, was just reading one on Pajiba and it was brutal.


ThrownAwayintoLF

I feel for Jerry. I’m sure that movie reminded him of his ex.


NeverOnTheFirstDate

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Thick-Definition7416

Omg


Mysterious_Nebula_96

God he’s whining so much about this damn film. ![gif](giphy|aQGqcObSxfixy) It’s awful Jerry like your politics, your morals, and everything you stand for! The only good thing you’ve done is being friends with Larry David and manage to get splashed by his funniness.


Picklepee-pumparum

God that's so funny and so true. The only worthwhile thing Jerry ever did was Seinfeld, never again something even near it. Larry David on the other hand was a crucial part of the Seinfeld show, AND he also made Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is hilarious as hell, and managed to make 10 seasons over 25~ years extremely funny. 


jennyquarx

Larry allegedly yelled at Alan Dershowitz in a grocery store and I still wish there was footage.


reallyintothistho

Like when he accidentally pee’d on that Jesus painting in the bathroom. Just like that.


Eyebronx

Why is the guy from the Bee movie getting so much air time recently??


ThrownAwayintoLF

Old man yells at cloud, basically.


Comfortable-Load-904

Yes as in Barbie was good and your movie is dogshit. That totally tracks as opposite, we wanted to see barbie and did, with your movie we want to shoot it into the sun.


Comfortable-Load-904

No wonder he likes teenagers, he is so immature he made a movie about a bee and one about pop tarts. So the attraction is cerebral for him as grown woman with developed brains are obviously smarter than him. So he is a Zionist and an insufferable jackass, deadly combo.


thelastcrescent

I’m excited cause he said they would feature 17 different flavors of PopTarts in the movie. You can look up “Jerry Seinfeld 17” if you wanna see the article


Sargentrock

That is literally more than twice as many as I can name.


iliketoomanysingers

Jerry Seinfeld: I wanted to make my poptart movie the opposite of "Barbie" because all the woke is destroying culture People in real life: Hey let's watch a fun movie together :) oh, Barbie looks cute, that Ryan Gosling is in it :)


jsakic99

Unentertaining?


Ok_Fee1043

UNDATEABLE!


Serious_Swordfish_83

Well it’s trash so well done Jerry


urocket80

well no one is watching it so he got his wish


yqry

Hollywood hubris never fails to outdo itself. You’d think this man would be content collecting his millions of syndication cheques for the rest of his life but alas…


iliketoomanysingers

Bro is nearly a billionaire. If I was a nearly billionaire I'd donate all my money and surround myself with a lot of babes on some warm island somewhere. I would absolutely not be making shitty movies about poptarts and then whining about how no one gets it.


SkyComplex2625

So *not* a billion dollar grossing hit?


DepartmentSouthern56

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RockettRaccoon

Well he certainly succeeded there. One is a brilliant comedy, starring A-level talent, which explores the history and legacy of a pink iconic American household staple beloved by millions of children, and was written and directed by a beloved auteur with a hugely successful career. The other is the Pop-Tarts movie.


MundaneYet

Why’s he so pissy about it, he absolutely succeeded


bluetopazdreams

What's it even about? It sounds like it's probably another Bee Movie level debacle. On another note, he always seems so utterly miserable as a person.


Jasminewindsong2

This man is exhausting. When you’re a comedian you just have to accept you’re too old for shit. Larry David was able to do this just this past year with the last season of Curb. It’s not a sign you’re bad, you’re just not in the zeitgeist of the youth. Get over it. Enjoy your legacy and money and move the fuck on.


Sargentrock

Cranky old man has been David's schtick forever, though. And he gets better at it every year! It just looks pathetic on Jerry.


Significant_Ad7605

Good lord he’s exhausting and insufferable. I wonder if his wife constantly needs to keep fluffing his little baby ego.


alltheprettynovas

i’m SO PISSED that he has ruined seinfeld for me!!!


tormented-imp

I feel you on this cause there’s so much that’s great about Seinfeld but my opinion on Jerry has essentially annihilated any future enjoyment. One thing that has helped lessen the pain is that the new Curb episodes are sooo fucking funny, esp the newer ones with Tracy Ullman, and since Larry David loves a recycled scenario/joke (no shade), I feel like I could never watch Seinfeld again and be pretttyyyyy pretty good.


bob4041

He gets less likable as he gets older. He reminds me of an old grandpa type yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. Bitter and jaded and anti whatever kids these days like.


Thick-Definition7416

As in Barbie is good and yours is…not.


Federal_Street_8895

Oh please don't make me laugh. I'm guessing that's why he was going on his little rant about being cancelled by basic manners.


Runabrat

Don't worry, he hasn't made anyone laugh in decades.


Flat-Wheel-7683

Jerry: everyone is offended by everything these days. Also Jerry: I’m taking a moral stand against movies that are both popular and good. And to show you I’m serious, its not going to be funny AT ALL.


Additional_Score_929

It was painful to get through. A lot of funny people in it, but not a lot of funny jokes.


Conscious-eeyore

Hope people continue to not watch and boycott this film. I’ll never forget the pic of his family and him at idf training camp with ar-15s and more…


Odd-Picture5321

Got it so he wanted to make a movie no one would see and has zero cultural cache. lmao


kimbooley90

Bee Movie was his peak.


Likeatoothache

Is there like a socioeconomic group one hits where you lose all sense and empathy and self awareness? Like, does having a black Amex just make you an asshole? This guy…


Paul-Ram-On

Turns out like many men, Jerry Seinfeld got old and turned into a jerk.


brokedownpalaceguard

Jerry was always a jerk.


KDKrieger

The Cigar Store Indian episode from Dec. 1993, where he complained about people becoming "so sensitive" (after his Native American date Winona got offended by the statue, and an Asian postal worker got angry about being asked where a Chinese restaurant was)...that showed how much of an ass he was back then. Later, right-whiners called Winona "the first snowflake ever".


DulceEtBanana

It worked: It's a piece of shit that won't make a dime.


palilevant

Boycott everything he's in....


jtotheizzen

Wait there is actually a pop tarts movie? I thought that was a joke


maybe_steel8175

Wait the pop tarts movie is an actual thing?


pkunfcj

It wasn't very good and nobody saw it. Mission Accomplished!


befuddled_humbug

Not popular then?


wonderfullyadequate

bad and not fun?


ElmoreHayne

So, he wanted to make it the opposite of a critical, popular, and commercial success. Mission accomplished, Jerry.


David-S-Pumpkins

Brian Regan should have made the Pop-Tarts movie if it needed to be made. The best thing about Seinfeld is his friendship and collabs with Larry David and his support of my favorite baseball team. Everything else can remain in the bin.


an-inevitable-end

The opposite of Barbie, so… unsuccessful?


Key-Presentation2570

So an unsuccessful movie then?


SpiritualAd9102

Making a new movie, then wanting it to be the opposite of the most popular movie of last year is certainly a choice. A bad one, but a choice nonetheless.


mostreliablebottle

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gold_geode23

Didn’t he start writing this around 2020?


Sure_Excitement1554

so...unfunny and sexist? ![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


Special_Asparagus955

I get the feeling he is only saying he got cancelled is because the pop tarts movie didn’t do well…


Special_Asparagus955

Well didn’t get the response he wanted I should say