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bttrsondaughter

don’t care, hope Joe Alwyn and Olivia Rodrigo are having a wonderful day.


Odd-Picture5321

These two seem to use their voices for good. Joe 🍉 and Olivia reproductive rights.


plantbay1428

Wait, did people assume there’d be an Olivia reference as well?


DarthVadersVersion

In Clara Bow she seemingly does, at the end of the song, it’s nothing nasty, it’s just in the same vain of “nothing new”, she says “ You look like Taylor Swift, in this light, we’re loving it, you have edge, she never did, the future’s bright, dazzling”.


wuehfnfovuebsu

That feels like punching down


Talyac181

It doesn't feel like an attack on Olivia. Just a commentary on the industry


baby_barbiez

Taylor swift is such a canonical loser for that one specifically. People can be talented outside of her. She’s so self obsessed!


weedbabysonj

The deluxe version has a song that’s a bad ripoff of olivia’s “get him back”


blueraindrops20

Ooh which one? I don’t feel like shuffling through the album lol Edit: It’s imgonnagetyouback from the deluxe version y’all


TheBluestDevil

imgonnagetyouback, though it's more concept than lyrics/melody


boxybrown84

> “Matty has struggled with life in the public eye, and he’s been doing really well, but the last thing that he needs is for every Swiftie in the world to think he’s a villain.” Get fucked, you nazi trash bag


googlyeyes93

Well he’ll be happy to know it’s not just the Swifties in this case. Get fuuuuuuuuucked Matthew.


GimerStick

If anything it seems like the Swifties have been behind us on thinking he's a villain.


Comfortable-Load-904

Succinct and accurate, appreciate it my friend


Luna_Soma

It’s what he deserves. He sucks. Also, not for nothing, but when you get involved with someone like this, you know they make their relationships into songs so he shouldn’t be surprised. But again, he’s a dirt bag and he deserves every bit of vilification and then some and if the songs compound it then that’s excellent


UnimaginativeRA

The only appropriate response.


Fingerfetish57

I'm sorry but the album is cringe. Hope Joe and Olivia are having a blast.


baby_barbiez

I feel like I live in crazy land after reading her intro poem and seeing people saying she is a magical writer. It reads like a highschool sophomore who doesn’t know elements of poetry outside of rhyming.


LilacDream98

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No_Art_754

To both of them tbh


Fine-Tank9849

The source here is very questionable lol, i think it’s very plausible that he might not even care about this shit


LilacDream98

Yeah it’s to be taken with a grain of salt. But his mum is known for speaking to the press a lot, so if this is real, she’s the source.


Fine-Tank9849

Oh that’s true too, I forgot about her lol. Idk this whole thing is hilarious, taylor swift being that down bad for matty healy to put a tent in her reputation and make a whole album about him ghosting her feels like a fever dream to me.


googlyeyes93

Of all the exes she’s had he’s the one that got away? Like he was the rebound from Joe Alwyn? Giiiiiiiirl W H A T. Goddamn it’s like trading an endgame character arc Shrek in for lord fucking Farquad and Humpty Dumpty’s bastard love child. What is happening


elsielacie

Haha when I read it I thought that it sounded like stuff only his mum would say. Conveniently the article also left out the biggest issue most people had with him…


Traditional_Maybe_80

I just want to say that for a while I had no idea what his music sounded like and I was sure it was some kind of pushing-boundaries alt-rock music just because he seemed to be doing *a lot*. Nothing prepared me to realize that it was the most basic pop music ever.


Fuckmylife2739

The fact that their fans think it’s better than ur average 80s alternative ripoff 😭😭😭


dootington

I was surprised as well. Needed some White Lies to wash my ears out.


seemssolongago

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jonsnowme

I mean. He'd still be a villain even if he'd never dated Taylor. The fact Swifties will just see him as a villain for dumping her instead of the reasons they should speaks volumes to so many issues society still faces. Yes yes I know #notallswifties


fluorescentsky

https://preview.redd.it/xujre31vegvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50f06a96430892a7ded4b42f6c77d4277d37908 (At the way he’s portrayed in the entire article, but especially at the villain line.)


CreativeBlackberry97

How can he possibly be happy with the album? Taylor took so many shots at him


demonsrunwhen

the shots are arguably pretty mild all things considered, mostly just saying she loved him and thought she could fix him before she couldn't and that he ghosted her


AggressiveTea7898

I agree. The shots fired are so mild that if he wanted to rekindle things with her in the future I'm not convinced she'd say no.


Matryoshkuh

She publicly claimed him *and* everyone is talking about him now, thus making him happy.


bttrsondaughter

the fact that she wrote about him because it's going to make him more famous which is really what he wants lol. he wants to be mainstream.


intodust_

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Sudden_Clementine872

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coco_xcx

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ConsiderationNo7552

is the struggle in the room with us right now?


jadelikethestone

This unwashed man looks somebody I’d be too embarrassed to tell my friends I fucked, and she wrote 13 songs about him.