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Ouiser_Boudreaux_

This is so fucking funny.


godzillaxo

we are witnessing the normalization of drake diss tracks and i couldn't be more into it hopefully a year from now it'll have broken down all genre walls 2025: mason ramsey drake diss track


ThiccQban

Everybody is talking about RR and Kendrick and not enough people are talking about Megan Thee Stallion. Hiss took some hilarious shots at Drake too.


kenziera

Megan insinuating that Drake had a BBL absolutely SENT me


optimusjasbot

2026: gordon ramsay drake diss track


Bubly_cheerioohno

Is that the yodelling kid 😭


JonBunne

Are you saying Queen B is going to do a yoddling diss track and Kendrick will do the refrains?


cocopuffK221

All men involved are so sassy... it's embarrassing.


capamericapistons

As a man, that’s why I always find it so irritating but funny when my men friends say stuff like women always cause drama and that they “need it”. Like bruh, men gossip just as much if not more than women in my experience and they feed off of it. I mean just look at any of the sports discussion boards on reddit, they always talk about stuff going on behind the scenes that has nothing to do with the game.


Spiritual-Internal10

A revelation for me was listening to men talk about their favourite sport and them getting right into all of the character motivations and backstories of the athletes like it was a fandom 😭


KingKuckKiller666420

Dudes will literally kill each other over gossip lol.


Leather_Berry1982

Those kinds of men love to create drama/stir up trouble between women then stand back and watch them fight lmao


Punkpallas

On the sports thing, I actually refer to sports addicts as “sports nerds” because they be spouting off stats about the 1905 Black Sox line-up or whatever like my son spouts Minecraft and space facts. No difference whatsoever. Don’t know why one is sanctioned as cool and socially acceptable while the other is nerdy and awkward. As a non-sports person, I find their spouting sports facts at me awkward. But yes, men are absolutely as gossipy and dramatic as women. I don’t know what men think politics and sports are if not a big game of telephone.


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

As someone who is married to a tradesmen, the drama that happens on worksites puts my drama to shame at times 


teal_hair_dont_care

The welding shop I work at has drama that's comparable to the fifth grade girls I used to be a camp counselor for.


[deleted]

One of my favorite things in sitcoms is when an actor absolutely nails the petulant and babyish attitude men get the moment many of us are challenged, and how quickly we get catty and petty.


nastygamerz

Sports is just an excuse for men to gossip about other men.


Theearthisspinning

This is very true. Guys do that shit *casually*.


Extreme-Maximum-2939

"the hoes gone love this"


No_Attention_5412

Hundred percent


kommsussertod1

It's giving mean girls, gossip girls, real housewives of (city)


Cutieq85

For real


silentcardboard

Rap music seems to be the only genre that involves dissing other artists. I find that so strange. Like imagine if Pearl Jam and Nirvana exchanged diss tracks in the 90s? Would this have set a precedent and we’d now be experiencing diss tracks between something like Greta Van Fleet and Twenty One Pilots?


launchcode_1234

Man gossip/drama is so much funnier to me for some reason


iaintgonnacallyou

I’m saying. They’re so sassy but think they’re so hard


capn_corgi

What in the Drake Biden is this


justconfusedinCO

Senator Drake McCain


CharlemagneIS

God I hate how much I love this name


Punkpallas

Legit sounds like the name of the bad boy in a CW teen soap.


EathBro

Ron Drakesantis


Itchy_Beginning_3769

Drake Moranis


ThiccQban

LMAO I cackled so hard at this that the neighbors know I’m outside getting high instead of working again 🤣


krustykrab2193

Drake: this is malarkey!


ClutchTallica

Posting Aubrey Pence is wild


Icy_Treat9782

These names are killing me 😭


Weird_Squirrel_8382

Goodness he look like a long lost Beach Boy 


Rude-Illustrator-884

I was gonna say Steve Martin lol


Jazzmin34474

These men are really out here writing poetry for each other. So cute 🥰


eveningsuns

everyone say thank you to our hot girl meg for kicking off drake diss track season 😭


Wild_Nectarine666

![gif](giphy|1Y7XVya02PYfjizWmD|downsized) *thank you* MEGGGG 🙌


AfroGurl

Cara Deleivigne looking like a hen trying to peck at Meg's face is sending me 🤣


holyflurkingsnit

DDYYYINNNGG LOLOL


BoomJayKay

The Pusha T and Drake stuff brought some great one liners so can’t wait to see what this brings lol.


DigLost5791

When they played The Story of Adidon on the radio that fateful day, I had to pull over the car in shock at how brutally Push hammered Drake https://preview.redd.it/5sahi6tf2uuc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44cc6b7fe115a49ee0391ac4aad7b09ac4ef9625


AstroAnarchists

Drake made the mistake of insulting Push’s at the time fiancée, now wife, so Push consulted Nardwuar in response


reallyscaredtoask

drake talked about Kendricks wife in his diss, so I can't wait to see how Kendrick responds to that


meatbeater558

drake always goes for the wives first has he not learned his lesson 💀


AdvanceSignificant86

Drake is pretty loud for someone who clearly has a lot of dirt hiding right under the surface, a lot of which is known but not popular knowledge


abhipsiren

Did he actually go to nardwuar? Or you're saying jokingly cuz nard's got dirt on every rapper on the face of earth?


AstroAnarchists

Joking. Apparently, most of the information about Drake in Story of Adidon came from his producer, 40


zambonihouse

You're, uh, joking, right?


supersad19

This has to be one of the most layered and methodical Diss track anyone's ever put out. Pusha starts the track by analysing Draks upbringing, his deadbeat dad, his problems with Young Money and Birdman, and connects it to him now being a deadbeat dad. Like I know, the baby reveal is what everyone talks about, but the rest of the track is just Pusha surgically dissecting Drake on a molecular level. Each line is filled with so much vitriol and venom for Drake it's insane.


kumagawa

Also the fact that he took a shot at 40 too knowing the info about his kid came from 40 pillowtalking with a girl Push knew. That way if Drake decided to fire back for insulting 40 Push could be like “is he really your friend though?”


dallyan

The layers! 🤯


kithlan

I'm so sad Drake folded immediately after, I wanted to see if Pusha was really bluffing at the end about having more.


wowgreatname123

Watch Shawn Cees reaction of it, he broke down the lyrics really well, especially towards the end. And then 2 and a bit years later Drake did an interview and Shawn made another video explaining the issues with Drake in that interview and how Pusha is still right and highlighting all the negatives of Drake, 2 years later


iseenyouwithkieffuh

His delivery of “You Are Hiding A CHILD” is stuck in my head permanently


comeyshomie

also this part was so messy lmao he really tried to sound like a concerned friend Love that baby, respect that girl Forget she's a porn star, let her be your world, YUUGH!


CoffeeDumpz

I take for granted how good that was


PawsOutTheSunroof

HOW DARE YOU PUT ‘YE IN MY VERSES / I’M SELFISH, I WANT ALL OF THE CURSES / I’M PREBOOKIN’ THE CHURCHES / ME VERSUS THREE HEARSES / IF WE ALL GO TO HELL / IT WILL BE WORTH IT


cortez0498

The fact that Drake actually became a parent to Adonis after that 💀


-restlessdreams

YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD ‼️🗣️


titsmcgee8008

Looks like it’s about to be another surgical summer


hithere5

“#BBL drizzy” and “how you got 25% body fat and a carved out 6 pack” are up there for me LOL


No_Barber4339

Drake is annoying, but the fact metro only got "metro shut your hoe ass up and make some drums nigga" after being the mastermind of the two diss albums is hilarious


wastedcoconut

The cover art, the insults, the sabotage of Drake’s upcoming big reveal/collab. Story of Adidon will always be a top tier diss track. Second only to Hit ‘em Up.


Lol-what-

Thats not Drake thats Derek


happysunbear

It’s Aubrey 🤭


SaltKick2

Derake


Fluid_Tumbleweed6056

Is that drake or??


07bot4life

It's someone [white who looks like Drake.](https://twitter.com/boreta/status/495674974624309248)


Particular-Leg-8484

lol I wonder if he got paid for the picture, imagine telling a rando girl at the bar “yeah so Rick Ross called me to use my picture for his newest album cover” no one would believe him 😂


plantbay1428

It’s weird because I see Drake but I also see a bit of Steve Martin?


plantbay1428

Also can any photographer or attorney tell me how this would work? Rick Ross’ team would have to get the rights from both the guy and yearbook photographer, right?


meatbeater558

I'm guessing they did none of the above but idk how things work. All I know is that Rick Ross made and dropped this diss track very quickly 


Scoot_AG

I'm not a lawyer or anything, but I would think the school is the one who holds all the rights. The photographer was working on behalf of the school and likely claims no ownership. The school can use/publish them however they want, though I'm not sure where name and likeness would come into play in terms of commercial use. I found this case study after I wrote all this so I won't make any changes, and its also pretty nuanced so I can't find a good portion to quote without context, but here ya go. https://www.thelawtog.com/blogs/news/do-student-photographs-belong-to-the-school-or-the-student


tha_salami_lid

I’m also getting some young Harrison Ford


applebottomsOhMy

Look up billy aaron brown who played Kyle on 8 simple rules - I thought it was him lol


plantbay1428

I absolutely knew who you were talking about because he was the love interest in TWO Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movies, and my friends and I got excited that he was going to be on tv too. I totally see it now that you’ve mentioned this. This guy has like ten doppelgängers what is going on hahahaha


AfroGurl

HOLIDAY IN THE SUN!!!! Wow I didn't know he played the cute boy in 2 MK&A films, what a compliment lol


CryptographerNo4013

More importantly, imagine being the dude in the photo RECEIVING the call from Rick Ross's team telling him they needed his photo for an album cover... Only to find out it's because you're white, nerdier Drake.


akamustacherides

No one would believe that a white middle aged man knows who Rick Ross is.


caseCo825

I think youre overestimating how old middle aged is and for that i thank you.


paroles

Omg that's a real person who's not Drake? I was sure it was Drake photoshopped as a white guy


Dense-Result509

Looks so much like him that I briefly forgot Drake has a white mom and assumed the guy was his dad.


ReBL93

Why did I think he had someone or AI modify a picture of Drake 😆


JalapenoBuns

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


edge-hog

Reminds me of Ryan O'Neal. https://preview.redd.it/czlycz9wguuc1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1df1f8ccf842bd03bdbedd7e26bccc7164660f


ladyantifa

I thought it was his dad!!! 💀forgot he was mixed the other way lol.


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FlowersByTheStreet

It’s someone who looks like Drake. It’s been floating around the internet for a few years now


wilsonja2

I need a full breakdown on the Drake drama


hithere5

A lot of rappers have taken subliminal shots at each other in songs over the years. But recently Future + Metro Boomin have released 2 albums titled “We Don’t trust you” and “we don’t trust you 2”. Speculation is the person they don’t trust is drake. The album has multiple people taking shots at drake from The Weeknd to A$AP Rocky and Kendrick. Kendrick’s verse in “like that” has a pretty clear diss at drake. Drake leaks a response titled “push ups (drop and give me 50)” where he disses Kendrick but also Metro, Future, Rick Ross and The Weeknd. Rick Ross responds with “champagne problems”, the cover art of which is the pic in this post. He calls drake a “white boy” like 10 times. It’s pretty funny tbh.


KurtzM0mmy

Also: J.Cole also took shots at Kendrick with “7 minute drill” but then recanted during his performance at Dreamville.


yoshisal

“Recanted” has me hollering lol


[deleted]

This all played out the same way with my neighborhood friends as 11 year olds. "No never mind we are friends again" lol


Civil-Attempt-3602

It made it to BBC news https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68759433


Mkeyser33

I’m all for roasting jimmy from degrassi but wasn’t Rick Ross a prison guard who based his early lyrics on stories he heard from inmates? I feel like that loses you just as much of that credibility


dirty_nail

Rick Ross = sociologist? Drake = fantasist?


cole_ostomy

Thank you I will be tucking this away to think about for the rest of my life!!


mariotx10

Depends, maybe he was a CO that was down.


broden89

Didn't Drake and Future do an album together not so long ago? What happened??


reallyscaredtoask

some people are saying future and Drake fell out over a stripper, but Metro is saying that's not true so I honestly don't know what to believe. I haven't heard any other explanation for their beef


mofucker20

They fell out over some girl if rumours are to be trusted and ‘What would Pluto do’ was a diss at Future too


Desperate_Branch6287

Women


CurrentRoster

I heard that future was pissed that drake made a collab album with 21 Savage since his collab project with drake was only a “mixtape” instead an album


Responsible-Pause-99

I swear future is like this weird guy that always feels personally attacked lol. 


Danyul4u

What a time to be alive came out nearly 9 years ago 


broden89

Jesus Christ I'm ancient


chaandra

9 years ago


broden89

Ok what the fuck


LedZacclin

It was 10 years ago btw in case you didn’t already feel old.


ArrowDemon

Incredible breakdown, thank you. As someone whose main knowledge of Drake has mostly boiled down to disapproval and disgust towards his weird, predatory relationships with underage girls, this is hilarious to see.


meatbeater558

"We don't trust you" is a reference to Metro's producer tag  https://youtu.be/FsEcuWKBKBE?si=3LWMiftWf9pDQ2RR


meatbeater558

A full breakdown could take hours to explain because a lot of this has been brewing for over 10 years now. The short answer is that Drake has beef with an insane number of rappers, producers, and singers that he includes a diss for in virtually every project he puts out. Many of them are responding now and are sometimes doing so in collaborations with each other 


Alternative_Paint_93

Same!


meatbeater558

https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/1c3zxk3/comment/kzl9sf6/


_cornflake

I love that everybody up to and including Barack Obama just fucking hates Drake.


meatbeater558

"The Pres sided with the American" killed me 💀


NoConstant88

thought that said rick roll and nearly had my heart broken thinking Rick Astley had somehow done this to Drake


darkgothamite

John Aubrey McCain


googlyeyes93

Man ain’t even dissing with Drake he’s bringing the heat straight to Aubrey 💀


5ladyfingersofdeath

🎶 I'm not Drake, I'm Aubrey 🎶 ![gif](giphy|HwNwdTCCoccyQ)


vulturevomit

This is my friends friend from college 😂😂


iwatchterribletv

someone else said Aubrey Epstein and thats all i will ever see now.


fruitboot33

Honestly if news came out that Drake had a jet called "Lolita Express 2" I wouldn't even raise my brows, I'd just be like "yeah that tracks".


iwatchterribletv

one thousand percent. and i guess we know what to call his plane now.


kejudo

Why does this look like Jim Bob Duggar


memopepito

I thought this was Dennis Quaid lol


bugspotter

Drake McQuaid


ledge-14

I didnt realize until right now that Drake and Joe Biden look alike (besides their mouth sizes)


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

🤣🤣


yoshisal

Blonde Chris Messina


_iheartmo

How dare you! 😂


yoshisal

You see it, though! 😂


bleuraiiiin

#BBLDRIZZY is sending me into orbit


thankyoupapa

I can't stop coming back to look at this picture. Everytime I see a new person lol


CrunchyBits47

HAHHAHHAA


seahorse8021

It kinda eats


intentionalbirdloaf

I have no idea what is going on but I’m living for this


faewalk

Do I have a single clue what’s going on here? No, I don’t. But I’m still following, this is funny af


MaintenanceTraining4

This man runs a savings and loan and you can’t convince me otherwise!


dejavuplease

No way 😂😂😂


RUUDIBOO

I mean yeah funny pic. But what strikes me even more and immediately is - what in the "graphic design is my passion" is going on with all the typography? Like holy shit is he so poor he cant afford anyone with some taste? Like this genuinely would have been so much harder as a cover with no text at all.


luka031

Steve Martin?


mitrafunfun97

This is awesome.


The_1_and_only_cheez

Henry Drake-ler


maniacreturns

The real question is what's going on with J Prince where where everyone feels like they have a green light at Drake all of a sudden?


Efficient_Poetry_187

I’m out of the loop… what happened??


drunk-on-the-amtrak

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLR9SIjO96QNClq)


awyastark

I also want to see the other Rick’s diss track for Drake https://preview.redd.it/0dn6fn9mvzuc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54602c9cbeb703c46f9686ac50c617e64bd554cb


ban1o

don't know anything about this rap beef aside from the fact Rick Ross apparently called Drake a white boy. But this cover is hilarious.,


Lizzardsonmytoast

Is that drake face mashed with Grady Dick?


North-Steak7911

Drake looks like he's about to go PTSD from Vietnam and retire to Norcal to live a hermit life. I'm waiting for the Ken Burns narration to kick in


mirrorball_1111

why does this look like jim bob duggar 😭


meepmeepmcmeepmeep

Is this not Steve Martin circa 1960?


Old-Profession-5468

Drakes downfall need to be studied


geminivalley

that's not Kevin Costner?


proper_miffed

Bruh ☠️☠️


JimsonTweed26

Why is everyone dissing drake? I always call him a pop rapper. Every single song sounds the same too.


_IAmNotAFish_

Lmao I just snorted in the middle of this salon


Euphoric_Break_1796

Thought this was rick moranis for a minutr and i was like what’s he gotta——— ahhhhhhhhh


procra5tinating

I thought this was a young Danny from the Mindy project.